Best Girlfriend Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

This one"s a keeper.
There are 44 comments:
Male 65
This coming from someone not old enough to drink. Of course anything done to an extreme is bad for you.
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Male 221
Not the best girlfriend ever tbh. Alchohol damages the liver, and can kill you. So basically, my question is, who wants a girlfriend who`s trying to kill you?
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Male 247
MINE! I called her first!
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Male 1,629
@KMeatPiLover it never says the beer is for the boyfriend, it hints it really hard though
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Male 712
Woman! I drating Told You To Wait In The Goddamn Truck!
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Male 137
Does... does that say creeptown brewing?
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Female 4
That`s one of the tiniest kegs I`ve ever seen.. Not impressed.
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Female 129
Because if a woman is carrying beer it couldn`t possibly be for her and friends.....

Sometimes I`m convinced I-am-bored users have taken a time machine from the 50`s
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Male 628
"No no...guys, that`s just for her!"

It just got better
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Female 406
No no...guys, that`s just for her!
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Male 6,694
Well yea ! Thats her coming to my house.
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Male 588
If she were wearing heels I`d be 18% more impressed.
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Male 1,360
where is the sandwich?
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Male 1,153
but...she`s not naked?
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Male 2,220
Beer XOR Girl > Beer AND Girl
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Male 8
That`s a MILF
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Male 291
@Nidonemo Done.
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Male 1,360
best gf ever, moar liek "best Girlfriend: whatever" that`s just a pony keg.
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Male 2,424
meh... shopped

women folk don`t do that there stuff
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Female 5,222
cool /shrug
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Male 9,306
Wellsy, fudge, drop it. Life`s too short.
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Male 1,404
You can still pick up a pony keg in the US but, it really depends on what your retailer chooses to stock and what the wholesale demand is in the area. Most pony kegs are filled with more specialty beers. The last two I picked up for a small gathering was a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and A local micro breweries stout. It was nice to have a choice and ez to keep iced.
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Male 5,314
best girlfriend ever, if she were naked and had a sammich along with the keg.
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Male 1,083
the only reason women need to get out of the kitchen.

ok i think i`m using that joke too much hahah. thanks for everything you do, ladies.
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Male 537
@wellsy57

All your boys? If you surf IAB, you don`t have any boys. I would like to know where you find pony kegs, seeing as how they are no longer used in America, and that beer is British.

Let me guess, you are a 40-something single alcoholic nerd? Thought so. Go back to /b and stop ruining IAB.
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Female 160
Except that: the more kegs she carries around for you, the more she`ll throw out her back and eventually you`ll get NO sexy tiems whatsoever since she`ll have too much back pain.
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Male 291
@GiveChase
Yes, yes, we are simple. Except that her dress covers too much. The perfect girlfriend would know how important cleavage is to the simple man. And why the hell can`t she carry a full sized keg. A perfect girlfriend would also know that a pony keg will NOT be enough for all my buds who, by the way, prefer Micholob lite. Hey I`m on a budget. Sammy`s my real choice.
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Male 118
Not the best girlfriend ever she forgot the chips and her bi curious female friend
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Female 2,352
But it`s not even a regular keg! The best GF ever would clearly come with a full sized keg.
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Female 535
She`s perfect because she`s carrying a keg...?
Boy, you guys are simple.
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Male 2,748
act now and we`ll throw in a free keg of beer!!!
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Male 2,893
Her back is going to hurt tomorrow.
Now she won`t be able to make me a samich............
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Male 2,419
"the real question is how much of that stuff do I have to put down her neck before she`s willing to sleep with my friends?"

your `best girlfriend ever` would sleep with all your friends??
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Male 833
keeper? but shes having trouble carrying that keg... and its such a small one
shell never be able to carry my...
yea you guessed it: dresser
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Male 4,807
Looks like one of Fancy`s GF`s
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Male 1,625
Lift with the legs!
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Male 25,416
kinda, but she should be in beath attire!
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Male 558
the real question is how much of that stuff do I have to put down her neck before she`s willing to sleep with my friends?
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Female 125
everything is so red!
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Male 558
meh, whatever. It`s only a MINI keg....
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Female 121
From the neck down, it seems like she should be younger.
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Female 91
hmm
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Male 2,441
True that
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Male 19,842
Link: Best Girlfriend Ever! [Pic] [Rate Link] - This one`s a keeper.
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