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Date: 09/07/10 03:01 PM

44 Responses to Best Girlfriend Ever! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Link: Best Girlfriend Ever! - This one`s a keeper.
  2. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    True that
  3. Profile photo of Queen-Neve
    Queen-Neve Female 18-29
    91 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    hmm
  4. Profile photo of rexiebun
    rexiebun Female 18-29
    121 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    From the neck down, it seems like she should be younger.
  5. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    meh, whatever. It`s only a MINI keg....
  6. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    everything is so red!
  7. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    the real question is how much of that stuff do I have to put down her neck before she`s willing to sleep with my friends?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    kinda, but she should be in beath attire!
  9. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Lift with the legs!
  10. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Looks like one of Fancy`s GF`s
  11. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    keeper? but shes having trouble carrying that keg... and its such a small one
    shell never be able to carry my...
    yea you guessed it: dresser
  12. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    "the real question is how much of that stuff do I have to put down her neck before she`s willing to sleep with my friends?"

    your `best girlfriend ever` would sleep with all your friends??
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Her back is going to hurt tomorrow.
    Now she won`t be able to make me a samich............
  14. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    act now and we`ll throw in a free keg of beer!!!
  15. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    She`s perfect because she`s carrying a keg...?
    Boy, you guys are simple.
  16. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    But it`s not even a regular keg! The best GF ever would clearly come with a full sized keg.
  17. Profile photo of canda1985
    canda1985 Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Not the best girlfriend ever she forgot the chips and her bi curious female friend
  18. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    240 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    @GiveChase
    Yes, yes, we are simple. Except that her dress covers too much. The perfect girlfriend would know how important cleavage is to the simple man. And why the hell can`t she carry a full sized keg. A perfect girlfriend would also know that a pony keg will NOT be enough for all my buds who, by the way, prefer Micholob lite. Hey I`m on a budget. Sammy`s my real choice.
  19. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Except that: the more kegs she carries around for you, the more she`ll throw out her back and eventually you`ll get NO sexy tiems whatsoever since she`ll have too much back pain.
  20. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    @wellsy57

    All your boys? If you surf IAB, you don`t have any boys. I would like to know where you find pony kegs, seeing as how they are no longer used in America, and that beer is British.

    Let me guess, you are a 40-something single alcoholic nerd? Thought so. Go back to /b and stop ruining IAB.
  21. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    the only reason women need to get out of the kitchen.

    ok i think i`m using that joke too much hahah. thanks for everything you do, ladies.
  22. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    best girlfriend ever, if she were naked and had a sammich along with the keg.
  23. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    You can still pick up a pony keg in the US but, it really depends on what your retailer chooses to stock and what the wholesale demand is in the area. Most pony kegs are filled with more specialty beers. The last two I picked up for a small gathering was a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and A local micro breweries stout. It was nice to have a choice and ez to keep iced.
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    Wellsy, fudge, drop it. Life`s too short.
  25. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:09 am
    cool /shrug
  26. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:14 am
    meh... shopped

    women folk don`t do that there stuff
  27. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:35 am
    best gf ever, moar liek "best Girlfriend: whatever" that`s just a pony keg.
  28. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    240 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:23 am
    @Nidonemo Done.
  29. Profile photo of gishikin
    gishikin Male 30-39
    8 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:48 am
    That`s a MILF
  30. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:32 am
    Beer XOR Girl > Beer AND Girl
  31. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:43 am
    but...she`s not naked?
  32. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:51 am
    where is the sandwich?
  33. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:25 am
    If she were wearing heels I`d be 18% more impressed.
  34. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Well yea ! Thats her coming to my house.
  35. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:58 am
    No no...guys, that`s just for her!
  36. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:43 am
    "No no...guys, that`s just for her!"

    It just got better
  37. Profile photo of KMeatPiLover
    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Because if a woman is carrying beer it couldn`t possibly be for her and friends.....

    Sometimes I`m convinced I-am-bored users have taken a time machine from the 50`s
  38. Profile photo of geekycheeky
    geekycheeky Female 18-29
    4 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    That`s one of the tiniest kegs I`ve ever seen.. Not impressed.
  39. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Does... does that say creeptown brewing?
  40. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Woman! I drating Told You To Wait In The Goddamn Truck!
  41. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:33 am
    @KMeatPiLover it never says the beer is for the boyfriend, it hints it really hard though
  42. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:24 am
    MINE! I called her first!
  43. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Not the best girlfriend ever tbh. Alchohol damages the liver, and can kill you. So basically, my question is, who wants a girlfriend who`s trying to kill you?
  44. Profile photo of Tiger86
    Tiger86 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 7:59 am
    This coming from someone not old enough to drink. Of course anything done to an extreme is bad for you.

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