Bad Cop, No Donut [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 6 years ago Funny

There"s a cocaine/powered donut joke in here somewhere.
There are 49 comments:
Male 15,832
Gesundheit!
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Male 257
i knew i smelled some sort of pork product....
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Female 956
HA
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Male 5
such a pig
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Male 712
Wow...just...wow
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Male 1,184
abby, if you`re responding to my post...

I didn`t say HE can in specific. I said fat police in general are capable of doing so. This guy just looks clumsy.

If you aren`t responding to my post...

He can`t.
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Male 699
donuts are powered by cocaine?
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Male 3,915
lol pmarren!
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Male 886
What kind of watch is that he is wearing?

That thing is TOUGH! I cant believe it hasn`t just burst apart and flown off yet.
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Male 16
Powered donut?
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Male 4,594
A Snorlax appears.
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Female 2,674
Haha. He reminds me of Chief Wiggum...
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Male 1,360
he took a donut to cover up the ounce of coke he just snorted
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Male 5,190
Oink oink.
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Female 1,313
How can he ever be taken seriously looking like that? I would take one look and start laughing, while joke after joke would start zooming through my brain.
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Female 320
Luniz,

LOL. Totally.
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Male 1,184
Wait, wait...

Am I now seeing a Christian Libertarian?

Is it Armageddon already?
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Male 342
"Cops, sucks"

So does your grammar buddy.
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Male 582
Cops, sucks!
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Male 1,184
..."Looking professional" and being good at your job are entirely different things. Anyone can look professional and not be.

You can find the completely irrational people by them being named Luniz82. Me being able to understand proper English is not proof that I`m fat. Also, this guy doesn`t look out of shape at all, just chubby. It`s muscle that matters, not lack of fat.
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Male 25,416
Wow, thats a bad donut!
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Male 587
You can find the fat people in the forum by how they react to SCfan`s comment.
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Male 587
I dont understand how they let people that obviously out of shape continue their job. They should have to pass the samePRt/PFT standards that anyone in the military has to. Just to make it fair we can go by the "Chair Force`s" standards.
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Male 123
Fat people can look professional. Fat cops can`t.
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Female 798
@SCfan,
In regards to Siyanor, maybe professional wasn`t the exact word but I feel the same about fat cops. Cops should be in shape and actually be able to haul ass after a perp or away from a dangerous situation. In a way, a fat cop is unprofessional, especially when they have their uniform covered in powdered sugar -_-`
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Male 2,893
@SCfan
It`s not his fault he hits the Cincinnati White so hard.
That sh*t hooks you bro, hooks you.
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Male 63
HAHAHA
Siyanor is funny!
Goodone!
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Male 1,184
SCfan, do you seriously believe fat people cannot possibly look professional?

I`m guessing you`ve never had a profession in your life. I mean, I haven`t either, but I`m 19, you`re 40-49.
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Male 2,085
Fat cops disgust me. They represent the city they serve, they should look professional.
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Male 300
That`s some good work there, Lou.
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Male 1,357
not really, but he is pretty funny
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Male 1,357
Fat cop. Thats the joke.
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Male 560
He looks like alex jones.
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Female 2,352
His mouth is so numb he doesn`t even notice the doughnut.
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Male 1,598
He`s like the cookie monster of doughnuts
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Male 183
I thought Rabbit did cocaine, not Piglet.
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Male 379
you sure that`s powdered sugar there chief...
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Female 533
that`s not a powdered donut...
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Male 13
NOMNOMNOM!!!11 cocaine flavour my favourite
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Male 2,441
ah poo he is just saving it for later
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Male 295
aah donuts, why do you try? there is no escaping from the long, chubby arm of the law...
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Male 1,625
I do c-c-c-cocaine, babeh!
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Male 2,670
Somewhere out there, Sgt. Joe Friday is shedding a gentle tear.
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Male 602
Look at you fancy, your assistant is kind of cute from this angle.
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Female 2,927
that is why you always go for glazed.
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Male 2,424
I knew I shoulda hid the dope in something else.
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Female 40
LOL!!!

If doughnuts were cocaine...he`d overdosed by now!!
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Female 2,120
Powdered suger and bacon doesn`t sound that good:P
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Female 1,780
Link: Bad Cop, No Donut [Pic] [Rate Link] - There`s a cocaine/powered donut joke in here somewhere.
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