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Date: 09/20/10 02:30 PM

49 Responses to Bad Cop, No Donut [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Link: Bad Cop, No Donut - There`s a cocaine/powered donut joke in here somewhere.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Powdered suger and bacon doesn`t sound that good:P
  3. Profile photo of Somehowfunny
    Somehowfunny Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    LOL!!!

    If doughnuts were cocaine...he`d overdosed by now!!
  4. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    I knew I shoulda hid the dope in something else.
  5. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    that is why you always go for glazed.
  6. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Look at you fancy, your assistant is kind of cute from this angle.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2316 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Somewhere out there, Sgt. Joe Friday is shedding a gentle tear.
  8. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I do c-c-c-cocaine, babeh!
  9. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    aah donuts, why do you try? there is no escaping from the long, chubby arm of the law...
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    ah poo he is just saving it for later
  11. Profile photo of FU11M00N
    FU11M00N Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    NOMNOMNOM!!!11 cocaine flavour my favourite
  12. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    that`s not a powdered donut...
  13. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    you sure that`s powdered sugar there chief...
  14. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    I thought Rabbit did cocaine, not Piglet.
  15. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    He`s like the cookie monster of doughnuts
  16. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    His mouth is so numb he doesn`t even notice the doughnut.
  17. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    He looks like alex jones.
  18. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Fat cop. Thats the joke.
  19. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    not really, but he is pretty funny
  20. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    That`s some good work there, Lou.
  21. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2080 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Fat cops disgust me. They represent the city they serve, they should look professional.
  22. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    SCfan, do you seriously believe fat people cannot possibly look professional?

    I`m guessing you`ve never had a profession in your life. I mean, I haven`t either, but I`m 19, you`re 40-49.
  23. Profile photo of NotThatSmrt
    NotThatSmrt Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    HAHAHA
    Siyanor is funny!
    Goodone!
  24. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    @SCfan
    It`s not his fault he hits the Cincinnati White so hard.
    That sh*t hooks you bro, hooks you.
  25. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    @SCfan,
    In regards to Siyanor, maybe professional wasn`t the exact word but I feel the same about fat cops. Cops should be in shape and actually be able to haul ass after a perp or away from a dangerous situation. In a way, a fat cop is unprofessional, especially when they have their uniform covered in powdered sugar -_-`
  26. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Fat people can look professional. Fat cops can`t.
  27. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    I dont understand how they let people that obviously out of shape continue their job. They should have to pass the samePRt/PFT standards that anyone in the military has to. Just to make it fair we can go by the "Chair Force`s" standards.
  28. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    You can find the fat people in the forum by how they react to SCfan`s comment.
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Wow, thats a bad donut!
  30. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    ..."Looking professional" and being good at your job are entirely different things. Anyone can look professional and not be.

    You can find the completely irrational people by them being named Luniz82. Me being able to understand proper English is not proof that I`m fat. Also, this guy doesn`t look out of shape at all, just chubby. It`s muscle that matters, not lack of fat.
  31. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Cops, sucks!
  32. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    "Cops, sucks"

    So does your grammar buddy.
  33. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    Wait, wait...

    Am I now seeing a Christian Libertarian?

    Is it Armageddon already?
  34. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 1:04 am
    Luniz,

    LOL. Totally.
  35. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1241 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 2:20 am
    How can he ever be taken seriously looking like that? I would take one look and start laughing, while joke after joke would start zooming through my brain.
  36. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 6:02 am
    he took a donut to cover up the ounce of coke he just snorted
  37. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Haha. He reminds me of Chief Wiggum...
  38. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 7:40 am
    A Snorlax appears.
  39. Profile photo of 99lives
    99lives Male 18-29
    16 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Powered donut?
  40. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:56 am
    What kind of watch is that he is wearing?

    That thing is TOUGH! I cant believe it hasn`t just burst apart and flown off yet.
  41. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:56 am
    lol pmarren!
  42. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:59 am
    donuts are powered by cocaine?
  43. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 11:51 am
    abby, if you`re responding to my post...

    I didn`t say HE can in specific. I said fat police in general are capable of doing so. This guy just looks clumsy.

    If you aren`t responding to my post...

    He can`t.
  44. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    Wow...just...wow
  45. Profile photo of Darkasfk
    Darkasfk Male 30-39
    5 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    such a pig
  46. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 3:54 am
    HA
  47. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    i knew i smelled some sort of pork product....
  48. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    Gesundheit!

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