Bad-Ass Army Needs No Guns [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

How much more awesome would the world be if this was how we settled war?
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Male 7
well, this picture was probably taken in Jammu and Kashmir in India. The state has been protesting violently for as long as we can remember and things are really bad now. The Reserve Police Force uses sling shots to slightly harm the violent protestors as there have been many many incidents of accidental deaths when the police used the conventional methods.
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Male 221
Some really bored person that has nothing else to do but comment on a picture.
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Male 1,629
@genocyde i generally agree with this as well. it does over generalize a tad. personally i believe civilians that use guns are either hunters or pussies, often they are one and the same though. but in the militaristic world of police and soldiers one needs the added power of a gun to increase the likelyhood of survival against an enemy who will use any tactic to win. i would hope that golkar feels the same way and was just to lazy to type it all out
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Male 712
(continued from previous)

Hunters or pussies?

I`m sure with such a conclusive statement you`d be able to properly explain why no cop, soldier or the people in that historic event wouldn`t go without a gun.
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Male 712
:: Guns are for hunters, or pussies who can`t/are too afraid fight with their hands. End of story.::

Golkar, I would be inclined to agree with you if you can explain a couple of items of interest here.

1. There are officers of the law out on our streets who train to take people down with their bare hands. They still carry a gun on their belts. Are these hunters or pussies?

2. There are soldiers both here at home and in the theatre of operations who train even more to fight in the most brutal and deadly hand to hand tactics. You`ll find semi-automatic rifles strapped to them along with a sidearm. Are these hunters or pussies?

This is one area of interest that I know you`ve missed and I understand why.

There was a time where less than three percent of a population actually grabbed their own weapons and took on a technologically superior military superpower. That less than three percent of the population won.

Were these hunters or p
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Male 712
A slingshot like this can be deadly. Either way it goes, as Dee Snyder once put it...standby for pain.
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Male 117
I wish I had a button to press.
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Female 137
i think i like it because less death but this is a overpopulated world im say guns and blood is awesome
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Male 137
Not awesome!
I got shot thirty-six times! You don`t get a purple heart for it either, just a purple welt! Man slingshots suck!
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Female 2,120
@ForAllThSin
Learn sarcasm a durp a durp durr
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Male 391
@ForAllTheSin Yeah, guns are so awesome. Objects which are made to hurl steel ammunition through people, really cool there. Guns are for hunters, or pussies who can`t/are too afraid fight with their hands. End of story.
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Male 273
how much more awesome???

since when is a sling shot more awesome than a gun??

and TKD Master, wow you`re dumb
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Female 406
Are those all stones in his pockets then?
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Male 38,507
so mankind is back to throwing stones, huh.

serves us right
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Male 4,793
"I have one of those in my closet."

You have a sling-shot wielding soldier in your closet? I`m way jealous man.
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Male 4,793
"How much more awesome would the world be if this was how we settled war?"

personally, I think we should just have a worldwide agreement that one country just versus the other country in a pre-determined game under pre-determined win/loss conditions (paintball for example) and the winner gets to do whatever their win condition was without any further interference. Plus, it`d make great TV.
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Female 4,039
We would save so much money on ammo by using acorns and rocks.
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Male 6,694
I have one of those in my closet.
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Male 12,365
[quote]@angilion; bible bashing on a non-religious post is trolling, shut up and let people have their own views[/quote]

Hi, Kingreggie.

Do you realise how much of a fool you`ve made of yourself today? No? Then how about you read the 5 posts before the one I made and you laughably insulted me for because of your own lack of comprehension. 4 of those 5 posts were the ones I was replying to...and they were all about the religious story of David and Goliath.

Context. It matters.

Also, I wasn`t "bible bashing". I was addressing a point about archeological evidence, as that was the point that had been raised.

You`re just a blithering idiot. But thanks for being today`s court jester and making a fool of yourself for other people`s amusement. It`s not my cup of tea, but I`m sure some people like that style of humour.
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Female 2,509
hey, it worked for David
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Male 716
"I still think pillowfight wars would be better. You ever see that vodka commercial where they did war with pillows? Awesome sh*t."

People would put bricks and knives in them
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Male 2,220
"I still think pillowfight wars would be better. You ever see that vodka commercial where they did war with pillows? Awesome sh*t."

I second that - or feather dusters..

I can see the recruitment poster now.

"Hot chicks - your country needs YOU"
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Male 2,424
I like his friendship bracelets too.
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Male 3,076
hehe :-P
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Male 176
photoshopped
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Female 57
hell na
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Male 313
what if he lost grip of the other one
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Male 509
@Pingas
Why are you spouting japanese? And what looks like lyrics?
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Female 3,828
epic
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 154
@angilion; bible bashing on a non-religious post is trolling, shut up and let people have their own views
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Male 9,306
I still think pillowfight wars would be better. You ever see that vodka commercial where they did war with pillows? Awesome sh*t.
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Male 312
Sogeki no shima de umareta ore wa
Hyaku patsu, hyaku chyu
Lu lu la la lu
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Male 12,365
Slings have been used as weapons of war in the past. The Roman army, which was extremely efficient, made extensive use of slings because they are an effective way to kill people.
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Male 12,365
There`s some archaelogical evidence that there was a king of Israel who had the name that has become Anglicised as `David`. It`s very sparse evidence, but it is evidence.

That is not evidence that he killed a giant with a stone hurled from a sling.
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Female 9,478
If David could do it...
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Male 17,512
AJ: No, David became King of Israel, Later his son King Solomon, Built the first temple in Jerusalem.

Wiki, Check the archaeological evidence halfway down the page.
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Male 325
I got an airsoft gun that`ll do more damage than any of my BB guns. I`m sure if people didn`t wear shirts, I`d get some kills out of it.
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Male 10,339
Crakrjak:

David vs. Goliath is a parable isn`t it?
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Male 17,512
David killed Goliath with one, Why not ?
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Male 379
Go Herculoids! (Google it if you`re too young)
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Female 535
Do it Bart Simpson style!
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Male 2,748
lol, i little metal bb out of one of those bad boys can take your finger clean off... imagine a shot to the head...
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Male 2,893
Sling shots were actually used in Vietnam as back-up weapons by the US forces.
With a well aimed shot, you could kill. And it`s silent.
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Male 217
Link is able to kill with a slingshot, why not?
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Male 2,788
OW! okay! I give up! jeez..
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Male 353
Weapons of Mass Ouchiness!
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Male 3,756
You think wars are drawn-out now?
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Male 224
sling-shots can be pretty nasty
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Male 25,416
Brilliant solution!
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Male 2,441
It would be settled with many welts
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Female 463
Ha what a badass :D
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Male 30
What-evs. That thing would drat you up.
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Male 308
Is this Mexican Police / Riot? I read a story that said all of the federales in a particular district were considered so corrupt they had their guns pulled, and replaced with sling-shots. Anyone know more about this photo?
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Male 798
I think you would be dead if that guy had a rock or a metal ball bearing in it.
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Male 20,196
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