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Date: 09/07/10 03:04 PM

56 Responses to Bad-Ass Army Needs No Guns [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Link: Bad-Ass Army Needs No Guns - How much more awesome would the world be if this was how we settled war?
  2. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    I think you would be dead if that guy had a rock or a metal ball bearing in it.
  3. Profile photo of Phosphoreign
    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
    308 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Is this Mexican Police / Riot? I read a story that said all of the federales in a particular district were considered so corrupt they had their guns pulled, and replaced with sling-shots. Anyone know more about this photo?
  4. Profile photo of mcshaker
    mcshaker Male 30-39
    30 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    What-evs. That thing would drat you up.
  5. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Ha what a badass :D
  6. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    It would be settled with many welts
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Brilliant solution!
  8. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    sling-shots can be pretty nasty
  9. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    You think wars are drawn-out now?
  10. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Weapons of Mass Ouchiness!
  11. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    OW! okay! I give up! jeez..
  12. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Link is able to kill with a slingshot, why not?
  13. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Sling shots were actually used in Vietnam as back-up weapons by the US forces.
    With a well aimed shot, you could kill. And it`s silent.
  14. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    lol, i little metal bb out of one of those bad boys can take your finger clean off... imagine a shot to the head...
  15. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Do it Bart Simpson style!
  16. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Go Herculoids! (Google it if you`re too young)
  17. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    David killed Goliath with one, Why not ?
  18. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    September 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Crakrjak:

    David vs. Goliath is a parable isn`t it?
  19. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    I got an airsoft gun that`ll do more damage than any of my BB guns. I`m sure if people didn`t wear shirts, I`d get some kills out of it.
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    AJ: No, David became King of Israel, Later his son King Solomon, Built the first temple in Jerusalem.

    Wiki, Check the archaeological evidence halfway down the page.
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    September 7, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    If David could do it...
  22. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 7, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    There`s some archaelogical evidence that there was a king of Israel who had the name that has become Anglicised as `David`. It`s very sparse evidence, but it is evidence.

    That is not evidence that he killed a giant with a stone hurled from a sling.
  23. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Slings have been used as weapons of war in the past. The Roman army, which was extremely efficient, made extensive use of slings because they are an effective way to kill people.
  24. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Sogeki no shima de umareta ore wa
    Hyaku patsu, hyaku chyu
    Lu lu la la lu
  25. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    I still think pillowfight wars would be better. You ever see that vodka commercial where they did war with pillows? Awesome sh*t.
  26. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    @angilion; bible bashing on a non-religious post is trolling, shut up and let people have their own views
  27. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:04 am
    lmao
  28. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:29 am
    epic
  29. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:40 am
    @Pingas
    Why are you spouting japanese? And what looks like lyrics?
  30. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:49 am
    what if he lost grip of the other one
  31. Profile photo of imjussayin
    imjussayin Female 18-29
    57 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:16 am
    hell na
  32. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:20 am
    photoshopped
  33. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    September 8, 2010 at 1:56 am
    hehe :-P
  34. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:10 am
    I like his friendship bracelets too.
  35. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:24 am
    "I still think pillowfight wars would be better. You ever see that vodka commercial where they did war with pillows? Awesome sh*t."

    I second that - or feather dusters..

    I can see the recruitment poster now.

    "Hot chicks - your country needs YOU"
  36. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:39 am
    "I still think pillowfight wars would be better. You ever see that vodka commercial where they did war with pillows? Awesome sh*t."

    People would put bricks and knives in them
  37. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:31 am
    hey, it worked for David
  38. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:42 am
    @angilion; bible bashing on a non-religious post is trolling, shut up and let people have their own views

    Hi, Kingreggie.

    Do you realise how much of a fool you`ve made of yourself today? No? Then how about you read the 5 posts before the one I made and you laughably insulted me for because of your own lack of comprehension. 4 of those 5 posts were the ones I was replying to...and they were all about the religious story of David and Goliath.

    Context. It matters.

    Also, I wasn`t "bible bashing". I was addressing a point about archeological evidence, as that was the point that had been raised.

    You`re just a blithering idiot. But thanks for being today`s court jester and making a fool of yourself for other people`s amusement. It`s not my cup of tea, but I`m sure some people like that style of humour.
  39. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:00 am
    I have one of those in my closet.
  40. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:02 am
    We would save so much money on ammo by using acorns and rocks.
  41. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:11 am
    "How much more awesome would the world be if this was how we settled war?"

    personally, I think we should just have a worldwide agreement that one country just versus the other country in a pre-determined game under pre-determined win/loss conditions (paintball for example) and the winner gets to do whatever their win condition was without any further interference. Plus, it`d make great TV.
  42. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:12 am
    "I have one of those in my closet."

    You have a sling-shot wielding soldier in your closet? I`m way jealous man.
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:27 am
    so mankind is back to throwing stones, huh.

    serves us right
  44. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:57 am
    Are those all stones in his pockets then?
  45. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:13 am
    how much more awesome???

    since when is a sling shot more awesome than a gun??

    and TKD Master, wow you`re dumb
  46. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    @ForAllTheSin Yeah, guns are so awesome. Objects which are made to hurl steel ammunition through people, really cool there. Guns are for hunters, or pussies who can`t/are too afraid fight with their hands. End of story.
  47. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    @ForAllThSin
    Learn sarcasm a durp a durp durr
  48. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Not awesome!
    I got shot thirty-six times! You don`t get a purple heart for it either, just a purple welt! Man slingshots suck!
  49. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    i think i like it because less death but this is a overpopulated world im say guns and blood is awesome
  50. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I wish I had a button to press.
  51. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    A slingshot like this can be deadly. Either way it goes, as Dee Snyder once put it...standby for pain.
  52. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    :: Guns are for hunters, or pussies who can`t/are too afraid fight with their hands. End of story.::

    Golkar, I would be inclined to agree with you if you can explain a couple of items of interest here.

    1. There are officers of the law out on our streets who train to take people down with their bare hands. They still carry a gun on their belts. Are these hunters or pussies?

    2. There are soldiers both here at home and in the theatre of operations who train even more to fight in the most brutal and deadly hand to hand tactics. You`ll find semi-automatic rifles strapped to them along with a sidearm. Are these hunters or pussies?

    This is one area of interest that I know you`ve missed and I understand why.

    There was a time where less than three percent of a population actually grabbed their own weapons and took on a technologically superior military superpower. That less than three percent of the population won.

    Were these hunters or p
  53. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    (continued from previous)

    Hunters or pussies?

    I`m sure with such a conclusive statement you`d be able to properly explain why no cop, soldier or the people in that historic event wouldn`t go without a gun.
  54. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:30 am
    @genocyde i generally agree with this as well. it does over generalize a tad. personally i believe civilians that use guns are either hunters or pussies, often they are one and the same though. but in the militaristic world of police and soldiers one needs the added power of a gun to increase the likelyhood of survival against an enemy who will use any tactic to win. i would hope that golkar feels the same way and was just to lazy to type it all out
  55. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 4:58 am
    Some really bored person that has nothing else to do but comment on a picture.
  56. Profile photo of sinnerakshay
    sinnerakshay Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 19, 2010 at 10:57 am
    well, this picture was probably taken in Jammu and Kashmir in India. The state has been protesting violently for as long as we can remember and things are really bad now. The Reserve Police Force uses sling shots to slightly harm the violent protestors as there have been many many incidents of accidental deaths when the police used the conventional methods.

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