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Date: 09/08/10 06:02 AM

37 Responses to Baby Panda Escapes Jail

  1. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    Link: Baby Panda Escapes Jail - David Blane is jealous. D`awww of the Day?
  2. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:12 am
    I`m not an animal rights type or any crap like that, but its kinda depressing to see them locked in a cage in the first place.
  3. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:15 am
    Newsflash!!! Escaped baby panda mauls onlookers as they stare at his cuteness!
  4. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:15 am
    That panda looked way too pudgy to fit through those bars. cute!
  5. Profile photo of Mr_Pedo_Bear
    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:27 am
    awww how cute baby panda doesent want to live in a cage. I agree with Paddy not a Peta freak or one of the animal rights liberationists. I eat more then my fair share of meat, but seeing animals in zoo`s they always look more sad then when you see them in the wild.
  6. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:28 am
    What the panda is thinking:

    "Freedom! Horrible horrible freedom! Ooh, bamboo! Om nom nom."
  7. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:35 am
    @Paddy215 - I had the same reaction - so cute, but sad at the same time. Stupid gawking picture-taking blabbering people.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:46 am
    Only in China...
  9. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:57 am
    @People who don`t like animals in cages: It has its ups and downs. If it`s a big cage, they are treated kindly and has enough stuff to keep them entertained, then I think it is better for them. Outside they will have less food and have to watch out for predators (namely man hunting for food/fur/because they can), so at least they are safe inside. Very few wild pandas left since they became endangered anyway.
  10. Profile photo of sofaking42
    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:16 am
    Silly cage can`t contain Chuck Norris Panda
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:34 am
    and then all them chineses proceed to eat him.
  12. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:51 am
    To anyone who is complaining about animals in cages. Would you rather they are alive in a cage, or starved to death in the wild? Last time I checked pandas aint doin so great by themselves...
  13. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:06 am
    wtf kinda zoo is that? it looks so tiny and dark and the cage looked so empty. All the zoos here are like huge the cages are covered with grass and toys and whatnot and it`s usually a lot doesn`t look like a very good zoo.
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Ninja panda!
  15. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Panda`s should of been dead a long time ago. Even without humans. They are bad animals. They stand out in their environment, they are too curious and too friendly by nature. Their diet is too restricted and they reproduce too slowly. We are the ones keeping them alive, and that is against nature. I am all for saving animals we affected completely, but they woulda died without us.
  16. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1128 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Not one toy for those little guys. That just sucks.
  17. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:05 am
    I don`t know how those poor things can stand that racket! I wanted to scream "shut the F up" after 20 seconds.
  18. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:31 am
    I would have kept him
  19. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Silly thing. It escapes and then just lays there and eats. RUN FOR IT!
  20. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:43 am
    @the_windy escape?! there`s food there man!!
  21. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    353 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:47 am
    @blckhawk1234 by that logic you should die too. Without humans you`re screwed, humans make the clothes you wear, humans make the food you eat and the water you drink. i would love to see you in "nature" and survive by yourself. If anything, humans are more curious and friendly than pandas. And honestly, if you were out by yourself how often will you reproduce? Will you be able to gather the necessary food for your off-spring, will you be able to defend them from predators? What`s wrong with giving them a hand to keeping them alive? And how the hell would you know that they`ll die without is?!
  22. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Man, even Chinas zoo`s look like prison.
  23. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    He fell on his head lol......
  24. Profile photo of jv71
    jv71 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    reminds me of how hamsters(small rodents) are able to squeeze them selves through tiny gaps
  25. Profile photo of dynamites111
    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    The people filming are speaking Japanese. So either this is in Japan or they are Japanese tourists visiting a zoo elsewhere.
  26. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    i like how he`s like... i aint going nowhere without my bamboo.
  27. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    jv71, did you just assume that most of the world doesn`t know what hamsters are?
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Freedom! Its like shawshank for pandas!
  29. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    That is not Japanese... You can hear English and the closest guess I have is Chinese. But not Japanese.
  30. Profile photo of dynamites111
    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Ummmmm like I said it`s Japanese. You should not mislead other ppl with your guesses if you don`t understand the language.
  31. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    What a terrible animal pin :\
  32. Profile photo of s8tan
    s8tan Male 18-29
    90 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    @ Robert D
    "Freedom! Horrible horrible freedom! Ooh, bamboo! Om nom nom."

    Haha lmao :D
  33. Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    oh my gawwwddd it`s so cute! If it wouldn`t bite me I would totally cuddle with it.
  34. Profile photo of lolthatguy
    lolthatguy Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 8, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    Yeah there`s Japanese in this... Someone said "deru" which pretty much means "to exit" in Japanese. Put it together..
  35. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:51 am about cat-like body type....that was ridiculous
  36. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I`m out! Wait, why did I want out?
  37. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 4:43 am
    I bet Houdini couldn`t escape that easily :D

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