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Date: 09/27/10 11:55 AM

43 Responses to Asian Grocery Store, Produce Section [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Link: Asian Grocery Store, Produce Section - Ah, this must be the cucumber aisle.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Well they are good for you.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Lol, nice.

    Thinking of Asian Markets, I could crop and submit a video I have of a voice actor talking about how terrible Asian Markets are when it comes to health code...
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    Hannerbee Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    anyone else think this is the meat aisle?
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    is that a statement or advise?
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Alright, does ANYONE know why the f-bomb ends up in so many Asian menus and food descriptions?
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    So these would be like cucumbers, carrots - that kind of thing.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    @kerryfairy82 Just in case, F*ck a vegetable, and don`t go vegan
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    k8lin Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Hah, cucumber aisle! Fancy FTW. :)
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    YEAH!!!
    F*CK VEGETABLES!!!
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    pui Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    lol this reminds me of something. The other day I was trying to translate a menu that was in french into english. One of the things on the menu was "Oreilles de crisse". I punched that into Google language tools and it came back as "Ear f*cking". o_O

    Later I found that the menu had already been translated into english (d`oh) and apparently "Oreilles de crisse" is Canadian Bacon.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    I agree Fu*K them....

    My motto is... That`s not FOOD,That`s what Food Eats.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    "Alright, does ANYONE know why the f-bomb ends up in so many Asian menus and food descriptions?"
    It`s something like: Phonetically, f*ck means "nice" and/or is a synonym for "fresh."
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    "..."Oreilles de crisse". I punched that into Google language tools and it came back as "Ear f*cking". o_O"
    It does phonetically mean ear f*cking. The adults you meet have heard the joke and are over it.

    I`ve heard that "Tempura" has a different context in Japanese than in English.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Just their special way to say no vegetarians/vegan allowed
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    I love me some veggies
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    pui Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    @CodeJockey A friend of mine who is fluent in French translated it as "Pig Ears".

    "Crisse", the French swear word actually translates to "Christ" (Most French swear words are religious, similar to how most english swear words are based around bodily functions). The correct translation then (if translated directly) would have been "Ears of Christ". "Crisse" is not the french equivalent to "F*uck". French people say f*ck when they mean f*ck lol. Google language tools is just wrong.
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    dynamites111 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    China: In desperate need of English-speaking Translators
  19. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Pui, I know what that means literally.

    In Canadian French, "crisse" has a different meaning than in European French depending on the context, like what I wrote earlier.
    Sort of like "screw" can be vulgar, also depending on context. Heck, "pie" even fits the comparison.
    Hmm... To an Asian, any word that means "elephant" can be vulgar.
    We say "dudes," a Hindi hears "breasts" or more closely, "tits."

    If you run into someone that speaks Yiddish, quietly ask them to translate what you speak as "Trust me."

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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    I like vegetables. Carrots are the poo! :D
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    Altaru Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Alright, earlier I mentioned something about having a video of a guy describing Asian markets. I found it.

    Skip forward in this video to around the 2:05 mark. up until the 4:30 mark.

    Al the little details of when this was recorded and all that are unimportant. What matters is, the way he describes them is funny, and pretty much goes along with posts like this that just make you wonder what the hell`s going on in those places...
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    lol! At least they`re honest.
  23. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Lonely women shop for their produce here...
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    norgle Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Maybe it`s used as an adjective, and all the vegetables in that section are zucchinis and cucumbers.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    @CodeJockey I live in Quebec. I talk to french people everyday. Crisse can be a vulgar word, the same way christ can be a vulgar word in english. People use christ as a swear in french the same exact way we use christ as a swear in english, but no one says christ when they mean to say f*ck. French canadians say f*ck when they mean to say that word. No one would tell you that the meaning of crisse is f*ck, only that it is LIKE the word f*ck in the sense it is a vulgarity.

    Seriously saying crisse and f*ck mean the same thing is like saying sh*t and f*ck have the same meaning. Sh*t means to defecate, f*ck refers to sexual intercourse and crisse means christ as in Jesus. All these words are used as profanities but none have the same meaning.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    YEAH! F*ck em! F*cking veggie bastards! FRUIT RULES! YEAHHHHH! (^ >_<)>
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    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    drat Vegetables.
    Get V8
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    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    This sign was proudly brought to you by the Meat Industry Association
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    luda16 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    this is incredible.
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    xavroche Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Glorious....
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
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    September 27, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Yup
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    September 27, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    I guess that would be where you`d find the carrots, cucumbers, zucchini, corn on the cob...
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    abby0315 Female 30-39
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    September 27, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    Are you sure it wasn`t translated like that on purpose? By now I do believe they translate the language like that to screw with our minds and to give it a great shock value.
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    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:44 am
    Apparently,I began speaking a foreign language at an early age....OK USA
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2010 at 4:11 am
    this is where the cucumbers are right?
  36. Profile photo of r3tr0r0ck3r
    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
    187 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:21 am
    Yeah, f*ck vegetables! Who needs `em! Vegetables go home!! :P
  37. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:43 am
    is that a statement, or a description?
  38. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Eat meat!
  39. Profile photo of pyrochem
    pyrochem Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    This must be the "junk" food section.
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    matei Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 11:22 am
    in my country we have a saying: "The best vegetable is PORK"
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    PTPete Female 30-39
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    September 29, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Ahahahaha! That`s it, I`m having salad tonight! A dirty, sexy salad w/ low self-esteem.
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    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
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    September 30, 2010 at 9:43 am
    HELL NO TO CAULIFLOWER!!!! lol
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    kokhean Male 13-17
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    December 26, 2010 at 10:31 am
    &#24178;&#33756;&#31867;
    Dried Vegetables Section

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