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Date: 09/22/10 02:02 PM

110 Responses to Ants In A Death Vortex

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Link: Ants In A Death Vortex - Happens when ants get separated from the rest of the swarm, and follow each others scent in a circle until death.
  2. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Whirlpool of ants = nightmare fuel
  3. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    I remember something similar to this being posted....Unless I`m mistaken.
  4. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    I would probably think it was a demonic wormhole at first glance.
  5. Profile photo of memoryburner
    memoryburner Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    its like a little tornado
  6. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Cool.
  7. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    So weird and interesting. At least I thought so when I suggested it a couple weeks ago.
  8. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Interesting... o.O
  9. Profile photo of FatalSparrow
    FatalSparrow Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Don`t like ants much, but this is kinda sad.
  10. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Well, that`s ridiculous. That`s also a poo ton of ants. Where is this???
  11. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    imagine slapping it with the sole of your shoe
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    I think they have a bad ant problem
  13. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Death Vortex. That`s a sweet name for a band.
  14. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Scarily similar to the ant scene from Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.
  15. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    well, time to get out the gasoline and matches
  16. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    agghh ew!!! so many!! Do they really just keep doing that until they die? Raid them and put em out of their endless torment ><;
  17. Profile photo of aprilkayyy
    aprilkayyy Female 18-29
    34 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    Interesting... gave me the creeps though.
  18. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    "At least I thought so when I suggested it a couple weeks ago."

    I`ve seen multiple people post this. What are you suggesting? That we ignored you, or that we credited someone else with your suggestion, or what?

    I get the feeling it`s being said to the mods, with the expectation that we do or change something... but I`ve no idea what that something is.
  19. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    haha, ant fail
  20. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Wow...with the name Death Vortex I expected something...more evil.

  21. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
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    September 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    @@Baalthazaq
    "I get the feeling it`s being said to the mods, with the expectation that we do or change something... but I`ve no idea what that something is."

    Its quite simple, build an effigy, sacrifice the fatted calf, and worship them for your offense.
  22. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    It looks kind of like the Milky Way.
  23. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    how the hell do you get so many ants in your backyard
  24. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    @Baalthazaq- I think contention seeps in when you have some mod tell you that you have not posted any links and your post count isnt very high, so you should just be quiet about some things.

    So in answer as to what to do about it, dont use post or link counts as a point of order. Just sayin`.

    Oh and ieatbunnies, why dont you check for pylups while your up there.
  25. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Maybe they were just praying at Ant Mecca.
  26. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Did the ants make miniature a black hole or something ?
  27. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Wizard77: I think any mod that says that is trying to get you to submit stuff that you would like to see here, and be a contributing member to IAB.

    It`s one thing to sit back and criticize, It`s another to contribute something to improve the site.
  28. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    *you`re
  29. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Yeah CJ I get that. But he says himself that he sees this from multiple users.

    If you have suggested many links (like I have) that never make it and then see the same thing put up a month later, its a headshot to imply that all you do is criticize and you don`t contribute.

    Of course they get tons of links and of course someone may get theirs on when you don`t. Its how it goes. But then don`t equate validity with such stuff is my point.
  30. Profile photo of Spliffhanger
    Spliffhanger Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    It`s ant mecca! :P
  31. Profile photo of mosthead
    mosthead Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    they`re just assembling into Mega Ant.
  32. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    they`re not lost, it`s just a big ole hoe down!
  33. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    This is when you need one of those really enormous Fresnel lenses.
  34. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Ek, that`s pretty creepy. I like creepy.
  35. Profile photo of 19940321
    19940321 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    they`re attempting a zerg rush.

    lame, i know. shut up
  36. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    September 22, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I always assume that any link I`m submitting has also been/will be submitted by another user. I may be first to do it, or I may be the 19th. If I`m the first, my name goes on it. If not, I get to comment on it. Either way, I`m contributing to IAB, right?
  37. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    *slowly picks up magnifying glass*
    >:D
  38. Profile photo of iplaymusic
    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Have ants converted to Islam and is this ant mecca? Are the ants working with the enemy? OH NO! THERE IS ONE ON ME! I`M SORRY FOR BURNING YOUR HOLY BOOK! Wait, it`s trying to have sex with me. It`s Christan! I`M SAVED!
  39. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    and this is how the universe was created
  40. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    They`re trying to generate spiral energy.
  41. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    wow, again i am depressed.
  42. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    sooooooooo depressed.
  43. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Hah, kinda looks like a hurricane zoomed out.... A big, brown hurricane....
  44. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    iplaY - I know I shouldn`t have (being a Christian and all...) bur ROFLMAO.
  45. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    that`s cool, disgusting, and tragic, all at the same time.
  46. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Om nom nom nom
  47. Profile photo of hellsfinest
    hellsfinest Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Don`t get too close they will carry you off Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the unbelievable plot style.
  48. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
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    September 22, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    how does an occurrence such as this end?
  49. Profile photo of carpedog
    carpedog Female 40-49
    50 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    that`s kind of sad
  50. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    i can hear faint chanting in the video....they`re saying `all glory to the hypnotoad!`

  51. Profile photo of skittler
    skittler Female 18-29
    79 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    that is SO disgusting, its like my worst nightmare.
  52. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    That is a serious ant problem..they need to do something to fix it.
  53. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    It`s like the Hadj in Mecca.
  54. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Hey Beavis! Get the magnifying glass. Uh huh huh huh huh.
  55. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    drop some raid...thier taking over
  56. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    xbigxmommax, love the futurama reference, but your hypnotoad gif actually had me dazed for a minute. either its really good, or ive been working too hard.
  57. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Lol, what the hell are the- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
  58. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    You just know there is one genius ant that spent all day walking in a winding circle and then somehow escaped the circle without leaving it`s scent trail. It is now watching from a couple feet away laughing it`s ass off.
  59. Profile photo of banjo10
    banjo10 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    lead a trail to the neighbors you hate
  60. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    This would be a fun time to experiment with fire crackers. Or just fire.
  61. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    Interesting.
    I`ve actually created a similar effect with pixiestick powder and neighborhood children.
  62. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    September 22, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
  63. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Wow, that`s effin` crazy.
  64. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Oh my god, that was be so terrifying to find.
  65. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 22, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    So sad!
  66. Profile photo of Chaouse
    Chaouse Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    Lol for some reason the first thought that came to my mind was "I wonder how it would be like if we threw a plasma grenade in there(the middle)" :p
  67. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Wow, that was amazing and terrifying at the same time.
  68. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    some gas and a match anyone?
  69. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    There are two things I would do in this situation. First is put an oreo or something in the center and watch them all swarm over it. Second... lighter fluid and a match. Nuff said.
  70. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    dang, when did ants join the tea party?
  71. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    The ants are listening to heavy metal....its a giant circle pit!!
  72. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    omg axe and lighter that poo
  73. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    lick it!
    DO ET NOAW!
  74. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    :-| ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
  75. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    Come on somebody else must be thinking it..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPEBaQiA... rel="nofollow" style="font-weight: bold; color: " target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPEBaQiAIM">Links 2 3 4!
  76. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    If that`s just the ants who got seperated, I`d hate to see the swarm. o_o
  77. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:28 am
    I`ll just put the kettle on and we`ll sort that problem out in a jiffy
  78. Profile photo of Phatnasty420
    Phatnasty420 Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:31 am
    Nutsack+ant death vortex= Ultimate form of urban torture.
  79. Profile photo of hairyshyt
    hairyshyt Male 30-39
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:43 am
    Kill it with FIRE.
  80. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 1:49 am
    Woah, it`s like a mini ant galaxy!
  81. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 2:13 am
    "If that`s just the ants who got seperated, I`d hate to see the swarm. o_o"

    Supposedly there are 1,000,000 ants per person in the world.
  82. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 2:27 am
    that just seems so..... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
  83. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 3:56 am
    I would hate to be in that black hole.

    Also, anyone else feel itchy?
  84. Profile photo of Ebola0001
    Ebola0001 Male 30-39
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    September 23, 2010 at 4:14 am
    I would say drop some steak in the middle of that set and watch it dissolve under the ants
  85. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Stick your hand in.
  86. Profile photo of MikeNYPT
    MikeNYPT Male 40-49
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    September 23, 2010 at 5:44 am
    Haven`t seen a Pit Like that since SLAYER `91!!!
  87. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 6:25 am
    Mosh pit ? :p

    but really are they gonna swirl like that until death?
  88. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 8:24 am
    I feel bad for those ants...
  89. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
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    September 23, 2010 at 8:29 am
    reminds me of this http://bit.ly/beobK1
  90. Profile photo of Yaezakura
    Yaezakura Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 8:58 am
    A hurricane of ants... truly, the end times are upon us.
  91. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 9:33 am
    anyone gonna call fake? cause i`ve never even heard of this...
  92. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:25 am
    JUMP ON IT! JUUUUMP ON IT! KILL EM ALL AAAUGH
  93. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 11:00 am
    if this lot got separated from the `swarm`...how fcuking massive is the swarm!? O.o
  94. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
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    September 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Reminded me of a galaxy forming
  95. Profile photo of Devok07
    Devok07 Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    We`re gonna need a bigger magnifier glass.. And a can of WD-40 and a lighter.
  96. Profile photo of i_m_louder
    i_m_louder Male 30-39
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    fake
  97. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Looks like a circle pit, should`ve played some metal.
  98. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    i have the creepy-crawlies now. o.0
  99. Profile photo of fabbatruffs
    fabbatruffs Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    everyone is a mini-universe. These ants are forming a galaxy. just a natural thing I guess.
  100. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    One time, I filmed a videoclip and I didn`t have parkinsons.
  101. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    OMG1 Someone get the RAID!!!
  102. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!!
  103. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    September 23, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    I`ll fix that right up with a super soaker, some window cleaner, a wooden stick, and a lighter
  104. Profile photo of NotThatSmrt
    NotThatSmrt Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 12:21 am
    @Batmanners
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! !
  105. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 5:46 am
    Simple: the number of ants has reached critical mass, and the nest is starting to implode upon itself. Left unattended, more insects will be sucked in to the vortex, then small birds, then garden furniture, until eventually the Universe is destroyed.

    Also, anyone who called fake, kindly stfu and gtfo, now. You are brainless gits who don`t deserve to comment.
  106. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Ooh - genocide.
  107. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
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    September 25, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Fantastically creepy--and sad.
  108. Profile photo of Squab27
    Squab27 Male 13-17
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    September 26, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE
  109. Profile photo of rachelplays
    rachelplays Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    ew ew ew ew ew ewwww hose it downn.
  110. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    Originalform - There are only two ways that this can end, and only one of these has ever actually been done. One way would be to create the scent that the ants use back to the nest (hasn`t happened). The other way? It continues until they die, unfortunatly.

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