Ants In A Death Vortex

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Misc

Happens when ants get separated from the rest of the swarm, and follow each others scent in a circle until death.
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Male 2,551
Originalform - There are only two ways that this can end, and only one of these has ever actually been done. One way would be to create the scent that the ants use back to the nest (hasn`t happened). The other way? It continues until they die, unfortunatly.
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Female 28
ew ew ew ew ew ewwww hose it downn.
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Male 132
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Female 1,236
Fantastically creepy--and sad.
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Male 3,631
Ooh - genocide.
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Male 703
Simple: the number of ants has reached critical mass, and the nest is starting to implode upon itself. Left unattended, more insects will be sucked in to the vortex, then small birds, then garden furniture, until eventually the Universe is destroyed.

Also, anyone who called fake, kindly stfu and gtfo, now. You are brainless gits who don`t deserve to comment.
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Male 63
@Batmanners
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! !
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Male 2,788
I`ll fix that right up with a super soaker, some window cleaner, a wooden stick, and a lighter
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Male 1,164
BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!!
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Female 247
OMG1 Someone get the RAID!!!
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Male 4,004
One time, I filmed a videoclip and I didn`t have parkinsons.
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Male 111
everyone is a mini-universe. These ants are forming a galaxy. just a natural thing I guess.
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Female 173
i have the creepy-crawlies now. o.0
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Female 72
Looks like a circle pit, should`ve played some metal.
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Male 71
fake
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Male 95
We`re gonna need a bigger magnifier glass.. And a can of WD-40 and a lighter.
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Male 1,243
Reminded me of a galaxy forming
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Male 4,867
if this lot got separated from the `swarm`...how fcuking massive is the swarm!? O.o
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Female 668
JUMP ON IT! JUUUUMP ON IT! KILL EM ALL AAAUGH
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Male 3,915
anyone gonna call fake? cause i`ve never even heard of this...
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Female 385
A hurricane of ants... truly, the end times are upon us.
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Male 478
reminds me of this http://bit.ly/beobK1
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Female 149
I feel bad for those ants...
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Male 497
Mosh pit ? :p

but really are they gonna swirl like that until death?
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Male 6
Haven`t seen a Pit Like that since SLAYER `91!!!
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Male 5,413
Stick your hand in.
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Male 23
I would say drop some steak in the middle of that set and watch it dissolve under the ants
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Male 985
I would hate to be in that black hole.

Also, anyone else feel itchy?
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Male 351
that just seems so..... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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Male 768
"If that`s just the ants who got seperated, I`d hate to see the swarm. o_o"

Supposedly there are 1,000,000 ants per person in the world.
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Female 387
Woah, it`s like a mini ant galaxy!
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Male 217
Kill it with FIRE.
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Male 7
Nutsack+ant death vortex= Ultimate form of urban torture.
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Male 413
I`ll just put the kettle on and we`ll sort that problem out in a jiffy
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Female 160
If that`s just the ants who got seperated, I`d hate to see the swarm. o_o
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Male 120
Come on somebody else must be thinking it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPEBaQiA... rel="nofollow" style="font-weight: bold; color: " target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPEBaQiAIM">Links 2 3 4!
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Male 3,076
:-| ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
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Female 631
lick it!
DO ET NOAW!
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Male 314
omg axe and lighter that poo
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Male 390
The ants are listening to heavy metal....its a giant circle pit!!
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Male 364
dang, when did ants join the tea party?
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Male 683
There are two things I would do in this situation. First is put an oreo or something in the center and watch them all swarm over it. Second... lighter fluid and a match. Nuff said.
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Male 2,748
some gas and a match anyone?
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Female 406
Wow, that was amazing and terrifying at the same time.
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Male 194
Lol for some reason the first thought that came to my mind was "I wonder how it would be like if we threw a plasma grenade in there(the middle)" :p
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Male 25,416
So sad!
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Male 742
Oh my god, that was be so terrifying to find.
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Male 2,893
Wow, that`s effin` crazy.
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Male 582
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
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Male 696
Interesting.
I`ve actually created a similar effect with pixiestick powder and neighborhood children.
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Male 987
This would be a fun time to experiment with fire crackers. Or just fire.
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Female 17
lead a trail to the neighbors you hate
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Male 4,793
You just know there is one genius ant that spent all day walking in a winding circle and then somehow escaped the circle without leaving it`s scent trail. It is now watching from a couple feet away laughing it`s ass off.
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Male 4,290
Lol, what the hell are the- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
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Male 7,830
xbigxmommax, love the futurama reference, but your hypnotoad gif actually had me dazed for a minute. either its really good, or ive been working too hard.
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Female 654
drop some raid...thier taking over
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Male 493
Hey Beavis! Get the magnifying glass. Uh huh huh huh huh.
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Female 465
It`s like the Hadj in Mecca.
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Male 2,441
That is a serious ant problem..they need to do something to fix it.
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Female 79
that is SO disgusting, its like my worst nightmare.
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Female 474
i can hear faint chanting in the video....they`re saying `all glory to the hypnotoad!`

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Female 50
that`s kind of sad
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Male 292
how does an occurrence such as this end?
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Male 63
Don`t get too close they will carry you off Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the unbelievable plot style.
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Male 417
Om nom nom nom
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Female 385
that`s cool, disgusting, and tragic, all at the same time.
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Female 322
iplaY - I know I shouldn`t have (being a Christian and all...) bur ROFLMAO.
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Male 1,341
Hah, kinda looks like a hurricane zoomed out.... A big, brown hurricane....
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Female 322
sooooooooo depressed.
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Male 7,830
wow, again i am depressed.
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Male 1,081
They`re trying to generate spiral energy.
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Male 362
and this is how the universe was created
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Male 292
Have ants converted to Islam and is this ant mecca? Are the ants working with the enemy? OH NO! THERE IS ONE ON ME! I`M SORRY FOR BURNING YOUR HOLY BOOK! Wait, it`s trying to have sex with me. It`s Christan! I`M SAVED!
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Male 1,598
*slowly picks up magnifying glass*
>:D
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Male 3,331
I always assume that any link I`m submitting has also been/will be submitted by another user. I may be first to do it, or I may be the 19th. If I`m the first, my name goes on it. If not, I get to comment on it. Either way, I`m contributing to IAB, right?
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Male 78
they`re attempting a zerg rush.

lame, i know. shut up
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Male 1,523
Ek, that`s pretty creepy. I like creepy.
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Male 5,194
This is when you need one of those really enormous Fresnel lenses.
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Female 914
they`re not lost, it`s just a big ole hoe down!
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Male 95
they`re just assembling into Mega Ant.
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Male 7
It`s ant mecca! :P
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Male 582
Yeah CJ I get that. But he says himself that he sees this from multiple users.

If you have suggested many links (like I have) that never make it and then see the same thing put up a month later, its a headshot to imply that all you do is criticize and you don`t contribute.

Of course they get tons of links and of course someone may get theirs on when you don`t. Its how it goes. But then don`t equate validity with such stuff is my point.
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Male 582
*you`re
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Male 17,511
Wizard77: I think any mod that says that is trying to get you to submit stuff that you would like to see here, and be a contributing member to IAB.

It`s one thing to sit back and criticize, It`s another to contribute something to improve the site.
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Male 17,511
Did the ants make miniature a black hole or something ?
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Male 1,256
Maybe they were just praying at Ant Mecca.
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Male 582
@Baalthazaq- I think contention seeps in when you have some mod tell you that you have not posted any links and your post count isnt very high, so you should just be quiet about some things.

So in answer as to what to do about it, dont use post or link counts as a point of order. Just sayin`.

Oh and ieatbunnies, why dont you check for pylups while your up there.
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Female 423
how the hell do you get so many ants in your backyard
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Female 452
It looks kind of like the Milky Way.
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Male 880
@@Baalthazaq
"I get the feeling it`s being said to the mods, with the expectation that we do or change something... but I`ve no idea what that something is."

Its quite simple, build an effigy, sacrifice the fatted calf, and worship them for your offense.
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Male 886
Wow...with the name Death Vortex I expected something...more evil.

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Male 5,314
haha, ant fail
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Male 4,546
"At least I thought so when I suggested it a couple weeks ago."

I`ve seen multiple people post this. What are you suggesting? That we ignored you, or that we credited someone else with your suggestion, or what?

I get the feeling it`s being said to the mods, with the expectation that we do or change something... but I`ve no idea what that something is.
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Female 34
Interesting... gave me the creeps though.
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Female 3,696
agghh ew!!! so many!! Do they really just keep doing that until they die? Raid them and put em out of their endless torment ><;
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Female 533
well, time to get out the gasoline and matches
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Male 4,680
Scarily similar to the ant scene from Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.
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Female 2,674
Death Vortex. That`s a sweet name for a band.
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Male 15,510
I think they have a bad ant problem
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Male 697
imagine slapping it with the sole of your shoe
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Male 2,034
Well, that`s ridiculous. That`s also a poo ton of ants. Where is this???
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Female 3
Don`t like ants much, but this is kinda sad.
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Female 165
Interesting... o.O
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Male 582
So weird and interesting. At least I thought so when I suggested it a couple weeks ago.
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Male 748
Cool.
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Male 132
its like a little tornado
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Male 286
I would probably think it was a demonic wormhole at first glance.
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Male 801
I remember something similar to this being posted....Unless I`m mistaken.
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Female 2,120
Whirlpool of ants = nightmare fuel
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Male 2,551
Link: Ants In A Death Vortex [Rate Link] - Happens when ants get separated from the rest of the swarm, and follow each others scent in a circle until death.
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