All I-A-B Guys: Be Seen Reading This Book [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

You might not necessarily look smarter, but you"ll get a lot more dates.
There are 44 comments:
Female 914
AnInsomniac: then you`ve never been with a guy with a REALLY small penis; the only skill he has is with his tongue.
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Male 5,413
...dunno. Wrap around your body like a Sayian?
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Female 265
@whocares3725

ahahaha- thats what i was thinking
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Female 204
The second author is a Reverend?
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Female 318
As in all things, skill > size.
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Male 310
By golly...you`re a tripod.
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Female 1,101
You do realize size doesn`t really matter... unless you`re a whore.

Actually I`m pretty sure it does matter to most women. That`s why male humans have evolved such a large penis compared to their body size, because women prefer it and select it more often. That said I don`t think size is a big problem unless your really small and competely unskilled.
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Male 383
Actually a pretty in-depth book... (get it? >.<)
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Female 1,593
The Ladies dont like it when you bang into their cervix.

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Actually, there are some women who enjoy having their cervix stimulated. I would be one of them.
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Male 139
@Miss_Jenny

If you`re serious and doing it as a gag gift (pun intended) then make sure it`s at least a little (haha another pun) above average, because it could be construed as an insult.
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Male 11
Having a huge one is not much fun. You can`t wear shorts, you have to be VERY careful whenyou sit down, most women who see it for the first time reply something like "Get that thing away from me." and when you DO have a Lady friend willing to try, it hurts them AND is very uncomfortable. The Ladies dont like it when you bang into their cervix. Having a huge one is NOT all it`s cracked up to be.
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Male 3,475
Nice title if you want to sell a lousy book.
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Female 31
Where do I get one and would it make a good xmas present for my BF?
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Male 221
@ FBGM, its plenty. I`m with just about everyone else on this. How is that a problem?
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Female 347
You do realize size doesn`t really matter... unless you`re a whore.

It is a good conversation starter though, as I suppose a book (pamphlet) entitled "HOW TO LIVE WITH A NORMAL SIZED PENIS" would be.
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Male 2,893
I can see how that would be a problem.........(not)
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Male 703
the problem is, most people will only glance at a book someone is reading, and will read "HUGE PENIS". That could lead to all the wrong assumptions.
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Male 1,067
@Fatninja01,
Who reads in a club?! I think that would be a little bit too obvious?
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Female 9
I don`t think anyone would see having "too much" as a problem. Either you are getting plenty of chicks or doing porn making planty of money.
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Female 1,798
I love how a reverend co-wrote the book :D
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Female 1,101
Mh, I like how it`s bright red to draw attention!
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Male 25,416
Thats the book you have to walk around with or read in a club :)
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Female 71
The little logo of the guy reminds me of that episode on Family Guy
"Holy crap, Chris! What`s wrong with your leg? Oh My God!!!"
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Female 463
Oh I read a bunch of it also. Best part was the glossary :)
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Male 1,765
I bet the book is just a bunch of blank pages. Guys just buy it to be seen reading it.
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Male 5,617
Now, from Amazon, pick up this book + a Chia-Obama...
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Female 1,181
lol, you can read a few pages on amazon. it`s actually pretty funny.
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Male 537
This is too awesome, where can I find it?
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Male 1,557
@Angelmassb No it`s not!
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Female 9,475
"I`m getting that for my dad."

lolwut? I don`t even what to know...
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Male 38,480
also available in HARD cover
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Male 15,510
Lol its a fake book cover so you can use it over any book you want
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Male 4,290
[quote]I`m getting that for my dad.[/quote]
o.O
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Male 1,054
...Reverend?

He probably thinks 2 inches is huge.

Probably straight too, so

Definitely thinks 2 inches is huge.
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Male 2,441
My personal bible
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Female 4,039
I need the sequel - "How to live with many huge a$$holes."
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Female 573
I work in a sex shop and have seen that book there. I`m tempted to unwrap it and see if it`s legit. Haha
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Female 3
it`s the author that fascinates me.. Rev. Owen Thomas
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Female 697
Kinda like women suffering from big boobs. Men might think they are awesome, but they are a huge (don`t mind the pun) bother.
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Male 1,184
...Reverend?

He probably thinks 2 inches is huge.
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Male 6,694
Im so tired of studying this book.
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Male 491
Don`t need a book, have lots of experience.
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Male 104
I`m getting that for my dad.
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Male 20,159
Link: All I-A-B Guys: Be Seen Reading This Book [Pic] [Rate Link] - You might not necessarily look smarter, but you`ll get a lot more dates.
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