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Date: 09/14/10 12:01 PM

44 Responses to All I-A-B Guys: Be Seen Reading This Book [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Link: All I-A-B Guys: Be Seen Reading This Book - You might not necessarily look smarter, but you`ll get a lot more dates.
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    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    I`m getting that for my dad.
  3. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Don`t need a book, have lots of experience.
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Im so tired of studying this book.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    ...Reverend?

    He probably thinks 2 inches is huge.
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Kinda like women suffering from big boobs. Men might think they are awesome, but they are a huge (don`t mind the pun) bother.
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    Turndial Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    it`s the author that fascinates me.. Rev. Owen Thomas
  8. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    I work in a sex shop and have seen that book there. I`m tempted to unwrap it and see if it`s legit. Haha
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    I need the sequel - "How to live with many huge a$$holes."
  10. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    My personal bible
  11. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    ...Reverend?

    He probably thinks 2 inches is huge.

    Probably straight too, so

    Definitely thinks 2 inches is huge.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    I`m getting that for my dad.
    o.O
  13. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Lol its a fake book cover so you can use it over any book you want
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    also available in HARD cover
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    "I`m getting that for my dad."

    lolwut? I don`t even what to know...
  16. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    @Angelmassb No it`s not!
  17. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    This is too awesome, where can I find it?
  18. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    lol, you can read a few pages on amazon. it`s actually pretty funny.
  19. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Now, from Amazon, pick up this book + a Chia-Obama...
  20. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    I bet the book is just a bunch of blank pages. Guys just buy it to be seen reading it.
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Oh I read a bunch of it also. Best part was the glossary :)
  22. Profile photo of twigglepuff
    twigglepuff Female 13-17
    71 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    The little logo of the guy reminds me of that episode on Family Guy
    "Holy crap, Chris! What`s wrong with your leg? Oh My God!!!"
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Thats the book you have to walk around with or read in a club :)
  24. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    Mh, I like how it`s bright red to draw attention!
  25. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    I love how a reverend co-wrote the book :D
  26. Profile photo of FBGM
    FBGM Female 18-29
    9 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    I don`t think anyone would see having "too much" as a problem. Either you are getting plenty of chicks or doing porn making planty of money.
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 1:55 am
    @Fatninja01,
    Who reads in a club?! I think that would be a little bit too obvious?
  28. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 2:03 am
    the problem is, most people will only glance at a book someone is reading, and will read "HUGE PENIS". That could lead to all the wrong assumptions.
  29. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:49 am
    I can see how that would be a problem.........(not)
  30. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 8:34 am
    You do realize size doesn`t really matter... unless you`re a whore.

    It is a good conversation starter though, as I suppose a book (pamphlet) entitled "HOW TO LIVE WITH A NORMAL SIZED PENIS" would be.
  31. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 9:00 am
    @ FBGM, its plenty. I`m with just about everyone else on this. How is that a problem?
  32. Profile photo of Miss_Jenny
    Miss_Jenny Female 18-29
    31 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Where do I get one and would it make a good xmas present for my BF?
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Nice title if you want to sell a lousy book.
  34. Profile photo of Akeer
    Akeer Male 40-49
    11 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Having a huge one is not much fun. You can`t wear shorts, you have to be VERY careful whenyou sit down, most women who see it for the first time reply something like "Get that thing away from me." and when you DO have a Lady friend willing to try, it hurts them AND is very uncomfortable. The Ladies dont like it when you bang into their cervix. Having a huge one is NOT all it`s cracked up to be.
  35. Profile photo of netro
    netro Male 18-29
    139 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    @Miss_Jenny

    If you`re serious and doing it as a gag gift (pun intended) then make sure it`s at least a little (haha another pun) above average, because it could be construed as an insult.
  36. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    The Ladies dont like it when you bang into their cervix.

    ---

    Actually, there are some women who enjoy having their cervix stimulated. I would be one of them.
  37. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Actually a pretty in-depth book... (get it? >.<)
  38. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    You do realize size doesn`t really matter... unless you`re a whore.

    Actually I`m pretty sure it does matter to most women. That`s why male humans have evolved such a large penis compared to their body size, because women prefer it and select it more often. That said I don`t think size is a big problem unless your really small and competely unskilled.
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    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    By golly...you`re a tripod.
  40. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    As in all things, skill > size.
  41. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    The second author is a Reverend?
  42. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 10:52 am
    @whocares3725

    ahahaha- thats what i was thinking
  43. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 7:50 am
    ...dunno. Wrap around your body like a Sayian?
  44. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    AnInsomniac: then you`ve never been with a guy with a REALLY small penis; the only skill he has is with his tongue.

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