Air Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

How long do you think it would be before you get your head pounded for wearing these to school?
There are 48 comments:
Male 236
Woah... Someone took the joke the wrong way.
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Female 219
You no IAB guy you always put things up here like this and comment on them in a bad way i have nothing wrong with this but you always put negative things on here w religion i hardly if ever see anything positive and i understand that maybe they are harder to come by and you may be a little bias toward this subject but not every one who is part of a religion is some self ritious know it all crazy crack head just like not all athiests are wrist cutters mommy didnt love me hate the world cry babies ... think about it xoxo
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Male 6,694
There better be a water disclaimer on the box.
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Female 250
He love me long time.
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Male 5,189
Built in walk on water abilities?
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Female 3,598
broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
19 Posts Friday, September 10, 2010 3:57:26 PM
@Chinchilla9,
I`m a Jew. What makes you think we`re not the ones selling them?

OMG EPIC WIN FOR BROIZFAM!!
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Female 3,598
oh i bet they are as expensive as air jordans... because that`s a better thing to use your money for than, like, doing something for a homeless person or donating it to charity or doing any number of the things that JESUS tells you to DO with your MONEY AND YOUR STUFF>>> no no no, little billy needs his personalized netbook for elementary school this year...
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Male 716
I wonder if you can use them to walk on water...
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Male 699
head pounding is instantaneous to putting them on
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Male 4,807
I wonder if they can make you walk on water?
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Female 965
It actually took me ages to notice the message. :-|
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Male 1,067
Who designs this stuff?
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Male 480
"Are there any other comic nerds that got tricked into thinking it had something to do with "Transmetropolitan"? Like I did?"

Hell yes! I was expecting the real deals (though wasnt only half expecting the ability to walk up walls :P ) and was sorely disappointed. Shame on you, I-A-B, shame on you
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Female 200
My school was an adventist school so I probably would have gotten an instant A.
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Female 328
Are there any other comic nerds that got tricked into thinking it had something to do with "Transmetropolitan"? Like I did?

I saw "Air Jesus", thought of Spider Jerusalem, and said, "Ooo, must click the link." Now I feel foolish. Phooey.
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Male 25,417
do they walk on water?
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Male 14
Come on, this pic is older than Jesus himself.
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Male 15,510
[quote] Why are the initials JS? Should be JC. [/quote]

Actually J.S. stands for "Jesus Saves"
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Female 3,574
so?
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Male 36
I swear I`ve seen a kid wearing these exact shoes before.
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Male 6,060
@Chinchilla9,
I`m a Jew. What makes you think we`re not the ones selling them?
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Male 1,598
Why are the initials JS? Should be JC.
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Male 2,344
I will walk in every puddle I see.

For obvious reasons.
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Male 5,413
I love cheese. But I don`t need them written on trainers, spanks.
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Male 491
Hey, I didn`t know Terry Jones had a line of shoes.
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Male 15,510
It help them to run away from the priests
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Male 946
Finally, altar boys can have a fair head start.
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Female 89
You just know the Jews are trying to stop people from wearing these.
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Male 2,085
@GiveChase very clever pun
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Male 2,424
Well good for you. The Greek God Nike loves me tho.
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Male 17,512
Thanks for advocating the beating of Christians, Fancy. <sarcasm>
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Male 931
GiveChase wins.
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Female 781
People at my old high school would love it--being a Jesus freak was very much in vogue where I lived.
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Female 535
Jesus Shoes: It`s Good For The Sole.
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Male 213
Well, Jesus can`t wear them after Labor Day...
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Male 1,765
Will they let me walk on water?
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Female 90
Do you reckon Madonna`s got a pair?
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Male 306
ugliest shoes ever!!!! Jesus would never wear those!
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Female 9,557
"These shoes will save your soles!"

LMFAO, win!
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Male 2,441
fly
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Male 341
pfkdxius went there!
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Male 877
i have a `air pope` pair of these...reinforced shell toes for kneeling in front of priests...
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Male 314
These shoes will save your soles!
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Male 417

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2,767
so, do they let me walk on water or something?
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Male 64
The only athletic shoes you`ll never "score" in.
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Male 4,593
You won`t get your head pounded, but you may get crucified.
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Male 20,822
Link: Air Jesus [Pic] [Rate Link] - How long do you think it would be before you get your head pounded for wearing these to school?
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