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Date: 09/24/10 08:00 AM

60 Responses to A Girl`s To Do List… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Link: A Girl`s To Do List... - Wow, this is one complicated life...
  2. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:21 am
    life of a wh0re more like it :P
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:22 am
    ONLY
  4. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:22 am
    I hate her already.
  5. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Im telling you, those moondoggies will get you every time!
  6. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:25 am
    sex, drugs, booze - yep pretty much covers it all
  7. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:26 am
    I need her number...my name is Chris.
  8. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:30 am
    She has to write down who she will and will not have sex with? Because she might forget?
  9. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Poor Chris. No blow. Just sex.
  10. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Anyone else thinking it was a smart move by Landon?
  11. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:45 am
    What the hell is a Moondoggie?
  12. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:50 am
    and it`s on a college stationary...oh she must be a real scholar
  13. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2400 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:50 am
    I MISS COLLEGE!!!
  14. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Ahahahahaaa! Oh, her priorities! Presuming this is actually a chick`s writing. Is a moondoggie like a ho-ho or some other type of snack equivalent? Oh, btw, no blow. And only test your liver`s longevity 4 times a week. I also enjoy the Postgraduate Education in Skin and Body Therapy paper it was copied onto.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Landon`s a lucky guy to be rid of her
  16. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:56 am
    What the hell is a Moondoggie?

    Moondoggie`s is a bar, usually frequented by singles looking to hook up
  17. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:59 am
    My to-do list:

    1. Find this slut
    2. Change name to Chris

    :P
  18. Profile photo of LetsDrink
    LetsDrink Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:05 am
    she actually had to write down, No blow. hahaha
  19. Profile photo of nikkuchan
    nikkuchan Male 18-29
    144 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:06 am
    "She has to write down who she will and will not have sex with? Because she might forget?"

    Maybe she`s like that guy from Memento?
  20. Profile photo of k8lin
    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:06 am
    LOL @ splurbyburbl

    ...P.S. this was my to-do list...
  21. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:08 am
    One sad chick. Landon was smart to dump her.
  22. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:13 am
    I don`t exactly know why I`m thinking this question but...how do you know it`s not a guy`s to do list? You never know these days??
  23. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Enormous fat chick. Her idea of losing weight is to tan her fat, whiten her teeth, do her hair, and pig out the same as always - just not at "Moondoggies".
  24. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Forgot one --visit VD clinic.
  25. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Dumb-ass.

    Is she reminding herself to not do cocaine or not do bjs?
  26. Profile photo of NobodyAkagi
    NobodyAkagi Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:06 am
    where is:

    -Make dinner
    -Do the dishes
    -clean poo`n`stuff
  27. Profile photo of jonbow
    jonbow Male 30-39
    31 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:13 am
    i want to meet this broad ..bet shes great in the sack.....i can be chris for a few hours
  28. Profile photo of bubbleyumm
    bubbleyumm Female 18-29
    22 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Moon Doggies, is a Puppy shop here in SoCal. I don`t know if they have them elsewhere.
  29. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    I like to see that she has it all figured out. You go girl.
  30. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    ...gotta love the whores
  31. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    lolz
  32. Profile photo of aninred
    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    So the girl using the Dermal Institute Stationary is going to go and tan...
  33. Profile photo of jhunkie
    jhunkie Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    MoonDoggies is a bar in San Diego
  34. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    She forgot "Be in the kitchen making sandwiches".
  35. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    When can she mark off "No more talking to him ever"? On her deathbed?
  36. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "A Girl`s To Do List"

    more like a trashy girl`s to do list. "No blow", "drinking only 4x a week" seriously?
  37. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    am i the only one who caught "sex w/ chris only"?

    really? you guys are joking right?
  38. Profile photo of Chinchilla9
    Chinchilla9 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    On the reverse side:

    - Bitchslap self for being such a shallow waste of groceries
  39. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Hahahaha - wow I`m glad I don`t have these problems.
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    dumb
  41. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Not only is she trashy, but from the looks of that stationary she has "skin issues"
  42. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    lol
  43. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    No blow?
    Like cocaine?
  44. Profile photo of matei
    matei Male 18-29
    68 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    i just broke up from a girl like that. it`s not ok to live with one for a long time. bad for your mental heatlh
  45. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Norcos only @ work? Like hydrocodone/Acetaminophen Norco? @ work? WTF?
  46. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    I bet Landon made her do nasty things for cocaine ;D
  47. Profile photo of mkygirl
    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    (Not only is she trashy, but from the looks of that stationary she has "skin issues")

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Really? sad at xxamwxx
  48. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    sbeelz.
    norco is a drug for moderate to severe pain
    judging by the papaer she wrote on, shes taking classes to either be a pharmacist or a dematologist.
    thats at least trying to stay positive.
    my question. what the hell is a moondoggie?
  49. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    i assume what you were taling about was NARCOTICS, which is drugs commonly associated with sleep aid, or sleep inducing qualities....thats not NORCO, the drug, which is basically hydrocodone 10/325. not really sleep inducing
  50. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 2:14 am
    Is that the International Dermal Institute Of Technology??
    As in I.D.I.O.T!!
  51. Profile photo of hyppyhobo54
    hyppyhobo54 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 6:47 am
    they stole my list! All tey did was change the names!(o_o)
  52. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 7:19 am
    moondoggie = anal?
  53. Profile photo of sstutchman
    sstutchman Male 18-29
    16 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 8:21 am
    I`m sad for looking this up. There is a international dermal institute in San Diego, and Moondoggies is a bar/restaurant in the same city.

    I R DETECTIVE. GIVE ME MONIES!
  54. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:26 am
    sstutchman you ruined it by telling me moondoggies is a place. Here i was thinking her life was even more interesting.
  55. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 8:05 am
    drinking only 4 times a week... how much was she drinking before??
  56. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 9:18 am
    ummm....I only know one meaning of moon doggie..and it isn`t dirty at all so, are there other meanings?
  57. Profile photo of kitw90
    kitw90 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    yea, i only have sex with chris now, too. drat landen.
  58. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 3:28 am
    Moon doggies is a greasy poo bucket in Chicago.

    This is where you should start looking for this girl...
  59. Profile photo of Tiger86
    Tiger86 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 14, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    In that order? The first two might take a while.
  60. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
    dumb b1tch3s

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