7 Signs That Winnie The Pooh`s On Drugs [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

And his friends too--they"re all on drugs!
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Female 582
I`ve noticed that most people on MJ are happy and relaxed -- not depressing and sucky.
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Male 774
There`s an idea of Whinnie the Pooh being a critique for US culture.

Pooh is the big businesses devouring all the wealth.
Eeyore is the guy who complains but never offers an alternative.
Owl is the seldom seen genius that doesn`t bother to help out as often as he could.
Piglet is the illegal immigrant.
Rabbit is the blue collar worker where nothing goes his way in terms of his job.
Tigger is a letter away from being a racial slur.
Christopher (or the lack of his presence in later shows) represents US`s god.
I forgot what golfer was...

I don`t really think this was actually published, I just heard it somewhere...
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Female 331
I aim to please :)
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Female 1,077
XtifnerX, Kaylia:

wrong. urban legends.
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Female 131
actually pooh was mad for mental patients and there all `crazy` to relate with the patients
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Male 699
someone`s creative
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Male 3,915
so awesome...i love this post
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Female 41
Actually those are more the characteristics of personality disorders duh
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Male 170
Why do they all get drugs and Christopher gets "hallucinogens", kind of generic? Maybe he`s getting cough syrup from the owl!
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Female 9,572
lmfao, Winnie the Pooh just got funnier.
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Male 5,189
Hahaha love this post.
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Male 141
Cannot...un...see.
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Male 2,424
lol @ starshimmer, nice
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Female 1,329
I`ll never be able to look at Winnie-the-Pooh and co. the same ever again.
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Male 3,076
hehe funny
@starshimmer haha that was funnier :-P
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Male 633
whoever made this knows nothing about drugs lol.
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Male 582
@starshimmer- Plus 5 internets to you! :D
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Male 25,416
Hmmm.. They have a good point!
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Male 2,868
Eeyore is more like a junkie. Way too depressed for a pot head. Piglet sounds more like a tweaker. They were spot on with Rabbit- he`s a dead ringer for a coke head. Pooh- he`s the real pot head in this group. Christopher Robbin- DMT specifically. Owl- lol.

Also, @starshimmer- that was funnier than the original post.
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Male 4,014
All I know is Pooh is a stoner and Eeyore is an alcoholic.

And how each character is a different aspect of personality (which I see starshimmer has touched on already)
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Male 364
@penguinazul

Kanga is a co-dependent and Roo is the f*d up crack baby...
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Male 4,014
There is a book on how Winnie the Pooh is actually a study of philosophy. Deeper than you remember the cartoon being.
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Male 928
I thought this was pretty lame and all. Then I got to the part where owl was the dealer and it was hilarious.
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Male 599
actually piglet would fit more with a coke fiend, and CR would be the one on shrooms
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Male 552
"TheTumor, maybe you`re just a funny dude. I know I know, it`s hard to deal with that."

I take it you know my pain?
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Male 678
This really does make perfect sense.
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Male 2,893
I don`t get how Rabbit has the symptoms of a cocaine user.
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Female 798
"just saying if i could do this off the top of MY head, none of you should be `pissing your pants reading this`."

TheTumor, maybe you`re just a funny dude. I know I know, it`s hard to deal with that.
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Female 314
I always knew there was something shady about Owl
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Male 2,591
total bs. i stopped reading at the top, because eeyore is always sad. potheads aren`t sad. and most don`t suffer lack of motivation. those who do were lazy to begin with.
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Male 417
hahahaha this is too awesome!
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Male 552
I made this joke at an improv night at a local bar in 2005. Almost to the T. `Cept Tigger was on Meth, not X. Eeyore was a downer junkie and Poo was the Pot Fiend.
No, I do NOT want a cookie..just saying if i could do this off the top of MY head, none of you should be `pissing your pants reading this`.
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Female 56
I nearly pissed my pants laughing at this one.
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Female 470
So what about kanga and roo? Are they the normal ones in the crowd?

And also: I often wonder why Rabbit and Owl didn`t get an actual name for their character? Like why couldn`t they call owl Mr. Hoot or something?
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Male 1,002
The person who made this probably still thinks "it`s like ___ on acid!" is funny
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Male 1,378
lololololololololololololololololololo
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Male 4,807
Since when does LSD make one crave sweets?
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Male 40,772
YEah, starshimmer`s personality disorders are funnier :)
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Male 10,855
3/4
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Female 168
I`d put Eeyore with heroin, actually. Especially with the lethargy and depression issues.
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Male 1,067
I prefer the personality disorders.
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Male 1,357
ahahaha
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Female 331
Perhaps its not the drugs but instead severe psychological disorders:
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Female 5
Hahahahaha I always thought that Tigger was on some thing!
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Female 914
.........I knew it.
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Female 2,352
I always buy my drugs from Owl. :3
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Male 3,894
beh, some of it was a stretch.

"Always there to help everybody: dealer"

blehx2
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Male 1,678
Don`t know about the rest of them but that Tigger dude is definitly on something!!
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Male 2,441
NO
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Male 1,625
I woulda figured pooh was smoking weed.
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Female 1,071
What about Kanga and roo?
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Male 2,056
its not pooh`s fault he has sawdust for brains
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Male 109
I knew it!!!!
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Male 720
Owl ftw
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Male 3,332
E wasn`t around that long ago, so I don`t think Tigger is on E. Speed more likely.
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Male 20,917
Link: 7 Signs That Winnie The Pooh`s On Drugs [Pic] [Rate Link] - And his friends too--they`re all on drugs!
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