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7 Signs That Winnie The Pooh`s On Drugs [Pic]

And his friends too–they”re all on drugs!

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Date: 09/20/10 02:36 PM

56 Responses to 7 Signs That Winnie The Pooh`s On Drugs [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 20, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Link: 7 Signs That Winnie The Pooh`s On Drugs - And his friends too--they`re all on drugs!
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    September 20, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    E wasn`t around that long ago, so I don`t think Tigger is on E. Speed more likely.
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    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Owl ftw
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    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    I knew it!!!!
  5. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    September 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    its not pooh`s fault he has sawdust for brains
  6. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    What about Kanga and roo?
  7. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    I woulda figured pooh was smoking weed.
  8. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    NO
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Don`t know about the rest of them but that Tigger dude is definitly on something!!
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    beh, some of it was a stretch.

    "Always there to help everybody: dealer"

    blehx2
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    I always buy my drugs from Owl. :3
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    .........I knew it.
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    doinitmyway Female 70 & Over
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    September 20, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Hahahahaha I always thought that Tigger was on some thing!
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    starshimmer Female 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Perhaps its not the drugs but instead severe psychological disorders:
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    ahahaha
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    I prefer the personality disorders.
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    apeirophobia Female 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    I`d put Eeyore with heroin, actually. Especially with the lethargy and depression issues.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    3/4
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    September 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    YEah, starshimmer`s personality disorders are funnier :)
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    September 20, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Since when does LSD make one crave sweets?
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    September 20, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    lololololololololololololololololololo
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    Joolin Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    The person who made this probably still thinks "it`s like ___ on acid!" is funny
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    penguinazul Female 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    So what about kanga and roo? Are they the normal ones in the crowd?

    And also: I often wonder why Rabbit and Owl didn`t get an actual name for their character? Like why couldn`t they call owl Mr. Hoot or something?
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    Mamaof5 Female 30-39
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    September 20, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    I nearly pissed my pants laughing at this one.
  25. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    I made this joke at an improv night at a local bar in 2005. Almost to the T. `Cept Tigger was on Meth, not X. Eeyore was a downer junkie and Poo was the Pot Fiend.
    No, I do NOT want a cookie..just saying if i could do this off the top of MY head, none of you should be `pissing your pants reading this`.
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    hahahaha this is too awesome!
  27. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    September 20, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    total bs. i stopped reading at the top, because eeyore is always sad. potheads aren`t sad. and most don`t suffer lack of motivation. those who do were lazy to begin with.
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    LouDogg Female 13-17
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    September 20, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    I always knew there was something shady about Owl
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    "just saying if i could do this off the top of MY head, none of you should be `pissing your pants reading this`."

    TheTumor, maybe you`re just a funny dude. I know I know, it`s hard to deal with that.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    I don`t get how Rabbit has the symptoms of a cocaine user.
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    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    This really does make perfect sense.
  32. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    "TheTumor, maybe you`re just a funny dude. I know I know, it`s hard to deal with that."

    I take it you know my pain?
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    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
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    September 20, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    actually piglet would fit more with a coke fiend, and CR would be the one on shrooms
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
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    September 20, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    I thought this was pretty lame and all. Then I got to the part where owl was the dealer and it was hilarious.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    September 20, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    There is a book on how Winnie the Pooh is actually a study of philosophy. Deeper than you remember the cartoon being.
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
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    September 20, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    @penguinazul

    Kanga is a co-dependent and Roo is the f*d up crack baby...
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    September 20, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    All I know is Pooh is a stoner and Eeyore is an alcoholic.

    And how each character is a different aspect of personality (which I see starshimmer has touched on already)
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    September 20, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Eeyore is more like a junkie. Way too depressed for a pot head. Piglet sounds more like a tweaker. They were spot on with Rabbit- he`s a dead ringer for a coke head. Pooh- he`s the real pot head in this group. Christopher Robbin- DMT specifically. Owl- lol.

    Also, @starshimmer- that was funnier than the original post.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 20, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Hmmm.. They have a good point!
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    Wizard77 Male 40-49
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    September 20, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    @starshimmer- Plus 5 internets to you! :D
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
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    September 20, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    whoever made this knows nothing about drugs lol.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 1:21 am
    hehe funny
    @starshimmer haha that was funnier :-P
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    abby0315 Female 30-39
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    September 21, 2010 at 2:14 am
    I`ll never be able to look at Winnie-the-Pooh and co. the same ever again.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    September 21, 2010 at 2:43 am
    lol @ starshimmer, nice
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    Micktrex Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 2:50 am
    Cannot...un...see.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 8:40 am
    lmfao, Winnie the Pooh just got funnier.
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    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Why do they all get drugs and Christopher gets "hallucinogens", kind of generic? Maybe he`s getting cough syrup from the owl!
  48. Profile photo of Kaylia
    Kaylia Female 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Actually those are more the characteristics of personality disorders duh
  49. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 9:54 am
    so awesome...i love this post
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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
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    September 21, 2010 at 9:58 am
    someone`s creative
  51. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
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    September 21, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    actually pooh was mad for mental patients and there all `crazy` to relate with the patients
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    XtifnerX, Kaylia:

    wrong. urban legends.
  53. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    I aim to please :)
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    There`s an idea of Whinnie the Pooh being a critique for US culture.

    Pooh is the big businesses devouring all the wealth.
    Eeyore is the guy who complains but never offers an alternative.
    Owl is the seldom seen genius that doesn`t bother to help out as often as he could.
    Piglet is the illegal immigrant.
    Rabbit is the blue collar worker where nothing goes his way in terms of his job.
    Tigger is a letter away from being a racial slur.
    Christopher (or the lack of his presence in later shows) represents US`s god.
    I forgot what golfer was...

    I don`t really think this was actually published, I just heard it somewhere...
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    I`ve noticed that most people on MJ are happy and relaxed -- not depressing and sucky.

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