10 Ways Cobain and Bieber are Similar

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/10-ways-justin-bieber-is-like-kurt-cobain

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There are 82 comments:
Female 76
Hey, someone introduce Justin to our friend the double barrel shutgun
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Male 180
Well, let`s just pray Bieber is hit by a train or something, I`ve given up hope.
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Male 65
They`re both vastly overrated.
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Female 146
This is a pathetic list... and let`s all hope someone like courtney love happens to beiber!
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Male 6,694
Now I want a grilled cheese.
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Female 426
....I don`t think it`s serious....hey, like a parody...`cause like you know...Bieber said he was like...you know what..nevermind...RIP Kurt, I`m sorry for all the sins we have committed against your name.
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Female 3,598
ugh... just terrible... they both yawn? seriously? why don`t you just say, they may have worn hats at some point? or they`ve both masturbated? i mean c`mon you can`t prove someone is similar to someone else if its something everyone does?
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Male 106
LadyKonFuze is right and so is Nocciolina
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Male 199
Cobain`s quote about being misunderstood is about 100x more deep than Biebeez. That`ll tell you something about the music they`ve both written.
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Male 3,076
"I make good grilled cheese and like girls."
:-/ it`s totally miss understood he said
"I make good grilled cheese and like boys."
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Female 1,623
Too late IAB, I hate you already
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Female 682
I don`t care about the caption...I hate you now IAB.
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Female 337
They look very alike when young.
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Male 8
hey bieber, wanna borrow my 12 gauge?? i just took a poo with more talent than you.
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Male 30
I see one major resemblance between the two: they both sucked as artists/musicians/whatever you want to call the talentless draters.
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Male 7,817
im sorry, but you will actually hate me for this. i have very little respect for cobain as a man because he killed himself and took the cowards way out. also,

ozmose, hes not a tween, hes a teen. this has actually been bothering me lately. people have been calling teens, tweens. tweens are actually the kids who are a year or so away from being teens.
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Female 288
@handys003 You don`t know that! He could have spent the first month of his life speaking in tounges with glowing red eyes until Cobain`s spirit inhabited him. (Unfortunately it left him mildly retarded and with a horrible sense of style) :D
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Female 255
I`m always saddened when I see "VMA Awards" written...because none of us knows that a VMA is an award. That`s why the A is the in the first place. *SIGH*
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Male 1,081
"It makes you not feel so good." Stunning vocabulary.
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Male 307
Let`s just hope that Justin ends up like Kurt - only soon... please very very soon...
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Male 44
This joke post angers my soul
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Male 2,402
I just did a wiki search on Justin and Kurt. I was hoping Justin is not a reincarnation of Kurt. Fortuneataley Kurt died 1 month after Justin was born. Sigh......Thank God I was right there was no reincarnation.
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Female 138
Oh I will hate you for posting it.
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Female 423
comparing bieber to cobain... BLASPHEMY
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Female 10
Grumble
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Male 107
Nonononono, Smells like Teen spirit is about sticking it to the jocks and their racist, sexist famlies, the other song is just a worthless piece of pop.

Justin Bieber is NOT misunderstood. He is the typical pop singer and loved by his typical traget group, and hated by all the others.
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Male 965
ugh...
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Male 5,194
>>someone from the Bieber PR machine is sitting in front of his computer right now--trying to figure out how they can use this.

Probably a much larger workgroup - like a half-dozen readers checking forums, couple of spin doctors writing dialog for interviews, research analysts looking into Cobain parallels, and a small art department cranking out shops.
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Female 314
how the drat does justin beiber have more views than Smells like teen spirit....damn my generation
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Male 798
Article: Both are tragically misunderstood by society.

Cobain: I`d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Bieber: I`m just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and like girls.


Uhhhh...............
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Male 27
#11: beiber ( or at least his career ) will be dead before he`s thirty.
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Male 25,417
Wow, thats scary! Could it be the reincarnate?
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Male 450
This smells of troll.

Anyone who would compare the John Lennon of generation-X to some retarded tween popstar is a complete ******* idiot.
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Male 10,338
"im so glad you guys enjoyed this so much. i mean, its not like either of them was really that great."

LOL I will murder your face!

No really that was a great comment. I C wut U did thar.
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Female 1,236
Lolz. You know someone from the Bieber PR machine is sitting in front of his computer right now--trying to figure out how they can use this.
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Male 491
Ah yes, but only 1 of them has a pen-is
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Male 7,817
im just playing guys, dont hunt me down or anything. i know how hardcore you JB fans can be.
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Female 536
shut up! You shut your mouth right now!

LOL, the list itself was a parody. "they both yawn sometimes" made me chuckle :)
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Male 7,817
im so glad you guys enjoyed this so much. i mean, its not like either of them was really that great.
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Male 527
I wish Justin a long life, so that he may look with nostalgia on the sole 2 years that he was actually liked by girls.
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Male 172
"AW. you guys are messed. I know you guys hate Justin Bieber, but really. Suicide isn`t funny."

Sure it is.
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Male 741
Well, that was stupid.
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Male 267
The post below me.
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Male 310
F.uck you IAB.
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Male 1,815
I hope Bieber`s suicide is more epic than Cobain`s
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Female 23
AW. you guys are messed. I know you guys hate Justin Bieber, but really. Suicide isn`t funny.
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Male 149
You just crossed the line IAB. That was just tasteless. That douche Bieber hasn`t earned the right to be compared to Cobain. I`m sick of hearing about that little talentless hack bastard. JUST GO AWAY ALREADY JUSTIN!!!!!!
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Male 226
@Shnard-dog
Agree 100%, regardless of the person, they do not deserve to feel so depressed and lonely that they want/do kill themselves.
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Male 720
Uhh both lefty? Seemed obvious but I guess not..
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Male 183
BlankTom
"Oh and another one... Neither of them have ever been in Cliff Clavin`s kitchen."

now thats funny, but i wonder if anyone gets it but me.
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Male 1,674
Oh and another one... Neither of them have ever been in Cliff Clavin`s kitchen.
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Male 229
BTW.... the whole "Beiber should kill himself too" punchline has been said 100 times now.... and suicide isn`t really funny.
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Male 229
Are people really missing the sarcasm of this? Wow!
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Male 5,624
"i`m gunna go drown my disappointment in a bowl of cereal..."
Eating emotionally, fatty?

Funny but, "10 ways they differ" was funnier.
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Male 234
Now all we need is a final similarity... I`ll bring the shotgun.
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Male 10,338
drat whoever posted this.

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Female 859
I wish Justin Beiber would shoot himself..
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Male 34
"They both yawn sometimes"

..Really!? everybody drating yawns sometimes
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Male 2,441
JB is the man
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Male 2,549
Well at least Beiber hasn`t become or married a junkie yet.
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Male 95
i`m gunna go drown my disappointment in a bowl of cereal...
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Male 452
I don`t hate you...but I still kinda want to stab you.
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Male 2,796
Fake! If they were really similar, Beiber would have committed suicide by now. I`m waiting...
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Male 4,680
It`s the Beatles` "we`re more popular than Jesus now" scandal all over again. Meh.
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Male 723
Now, for the big finish! Grab that shotgun, Justin ...

WE`RE WAITING!

LJ
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Male 1,237
I was ready for anger but was glad it wasn`t very serious...But still would even bother to make this crap? Bieber doesn`t deserve to be on the same page as Cobain
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Female 1,043
But Cobain will be remembered for decades, the same way Justin Bieber won`t be.
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Male 317
This is such a ridiculous stretch...
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Female 1,148
Both yawn sometimes. Haha.
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Male 395
they`re both left handed too, by the looks of the way bieber`s holding the guitar.
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Male 3,894
PROFESSOR ANGRY! PROFESSOR SMASH.
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Female 406
i hate you....lol
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Female 3,001
meh, both of them have ridiculously loyal fans who over rate them, though i do love Cobain
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Male 33
we all hate you for posting this
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Male 67
you dissapoint me IAB, you really do
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Female 2,120
I`m still crossing my fingers for "Both Killed Themselves"
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Male 39,613
do you think, 15 years from now, someone will say
"I`m the Justin Beiber of my generation"

LOLOLOLOL
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Male 39,613
#11 - both are douchebags
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Male 183
you forgot that both are way over rated.
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Male 16
I`d have to say asking me to not hate you for posting this is like asking me to not hate someone for creating a link comparing Bieber and Cobain.

THE HATE TRAIN IS COMING!
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Female 854
I hate you for posting this...yawning? Really??? I guess I`m like Kurt too.
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Male 7,817
Link: 10 Ways Cobain and Bieber are Similar [Rate Link] - Don`t hate us for posting this.
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