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Date: 08/04/10 02:02 PM

43 Responses to Your Possum Is Too Ugly: Proper Opossum Pedicure

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Link: Your Possum Is Too Ugly: Proper Opossum Pedicure - So here`s how to give it a pedicure.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Ellie Mae Clampet`s mother. "Don`t give that critter a petty cure! Give it to Granny ter make some `possum stew!"
  3. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    "... all depends on the opossum`s personality, doesn`t it?"

    :-|
  4. Profile photo of surfeatsleep
    surfeatsleep Female 18-29
    56 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Ummmmmm... Is this common?
  5. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    That poor thing is thinking, "...I hate you..."
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    so people have way to much lack of priority! cant wait for it to attack !
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Poor kitten :-(
  8. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    @ gerry1of1

    petty cure??
  9. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    MAD WOMAN!!!!!!
  10. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Oh my god...so adorably funny. Natural colors got me lolling.
  11. Profile photo of dognesss_666
    dognesss_666 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    i ran one of those over in my car once.
  12. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    This is the How To video I`ve been waiting for. FOR YEARS!
  13. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Is she the cat woman for weird animals?
  14. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    There are no words for how awesome this is.
  15. Profile photo of xxlimelightx
    xxlimelightx Female 13-17
    21 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    HAHAHAHAHHA
  16. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Somebody should inform her that the "O" in opossum is silent. It has to do with something called aphesis where a weakly stressed syllable is butted against a strong syllable and the weak gets dropped altogether.

    lol @ Gerry1of1
  17. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    aww what a sweet possum! usually theyre nasty, mean, ratlike creatures, but this one looksd like a cuddly pet. :)
  18. Profile photo of bluegaze5
    bluegaze5 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    this little piggy goes WEE WEE WEE WEE (insert slightly violent molestation here)*evil cackle* "ahhh...she just loves that"...

    that poor opossum :(
  19. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    The Opossum seems rather terrified...
  20. Profile photo of RaccoonxD
    RaccoonxD Female 13-17
    79 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    no amount of grapes will ever get the look of terror out that opossums eyes
  21. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Possums are still ugly.
  22. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    ITs so cute!!!
  23. Profile photo of sed8908
    sed8908 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Okay so we`ve seen her take care of her opossum... is the next one "beaver beautification"? Because, quite frankly, I do not want to see her beaver.
  24. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    Do people like this actually exist? I really hope they do not.
  25. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Aw! He looks like a big fat ferret. :)
  26. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    My tongue-in-cheek sensors are off the charts.
  27. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    It was really bothering me how she said opossum.
  28. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    What a weirdo... Why can`t you just be a creepy cat lady like all the other creepers.

    also, what the hell is the point of the o in opossum?!!!
  29. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    yes, wash that opossum
  30. Profile photo of Joshguy666
    Joshguy666 Male 13-17
    50 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    im glad this exists
  31. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    Opossum soup... NOM
    But why? Why paint a possums nails >.<
    wow
  32. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    I am trying to decide if Cat Massage is better or worse. The subject matter of this is definitely worse but the awkwardness of Cat Massage takes the cake.
  33. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    I love funny old people.
  34. Profile photo of Buzzzed
    Buzzzed Male 50-59
    50 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:00 am
    kook-koo
  35. Profile photo of captainkat
    captainkat Female 13-17
    159 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:24 am
    no way... she just spilled that water everywhere and didnt care at all. the opossum is even like "this lady is insane."
  36. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:32 am
    I wish she were my mom.
  37. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:13 am
    And if you find that your opossum gets restless under this prosedure........give him a grape..

    oh and, i bet she give one heck of a BJ
  38. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Any why do we need to know how to do this. I just killed one of these things last week. Nasty creature stealing tomatoes and eating trash.
  39. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    haha i watched "opossum vs shotgun" right after this...
  40. Profile photo of phoenixdoll
    phoenixdoll Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    The "o" in opossum is not silent unless you`re some inbred hick.
  41. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
    170 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:01 am
    Wow, I`m pretty sure she qualifies as "bat poo crazy".
  42. Profile photo of louisecstasy
    louisecstasy Male 18-29
    88 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:17 am
    i want one D:
  43. Profile photo of Equation
    Equation Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 28, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    The damn thing looks scared. THis is why wild animals shouldn`t be domesticated. They`re wild for a damn reason.

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