Your Possum Is Too Ugly: Proper Opossum Pedicure

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Entertainment

So here"s how to give it a pedicure.
There are 43 comments:
Male 43
The damn thing looks scared. THis is why wild animals shouldn`t be domesticated. They`re wild for a damn reason.
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Male 88
i want one D:
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Male 170
Wow, I`m pretty sure she qualifies as "bat poo crazy".
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Female 4
The "o" in opossum is not silent unless you`re some inbred hick.
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Female 3,598
haha i watched "opossum vs shotgun" right after this...
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Male 6,693
Any why do we need to know how to do this. I just killed one of these things last week. Nasty creature stealing tomatoes and eating trash.
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Male 707
And if you find that your opossum gets restless under this prosedure........give him a grape..

oh and, i bet she give one heck of a BJ
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Female 836
I wish she were my mom.
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Female 159
no way... she just spilled that water everywhere and didnt care at all. the opossum is even like "this lady is insane."
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Male 50
kook-koo
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Female 136
I love funny old people.
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Female 225
I am trying to decide if Cat Massage is better or worse. The subject matter of this is definitely worse but the awkwardness of Cat Massage takes the cake.
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Female 394
Opossum soup... NOM
But why? Why paint a possums nails >.<
wow
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Male 50
im glad this exists
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Female 654
yes, wash that opossum
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Male 1,598
What a weirdo... Why can`t you just be a creepy cat lady like all the other creepers.

also, what the hell is the point of the o in opossum?!!!
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Female 1,380
It was really bothering me how she said opossum.
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Male 336
My tongue-in-cheek sensors are off the charts.
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Female 72
Aw! He looks like a big fat ferret. :)
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Female 2,120
Do people like this actually exist? I really hope they do not.
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Male 62
Okay so we`ve seen her take care of her opossum... is the next one "beaver beautification"? Because, quite frankly, I do not want to see her beaver.
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Female 414
ITs so cute!!!
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Male 1,625
Possums are still ugly.
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Female 79
no amount of grapes will ever get the look of terror out that opossums eyes
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Male 1,646
The Opossum seems rather terrified...
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Female 62
this little piggy goes WEE WEE WEE WEE (insert slightly violent molestation here)*evil cackle* "ahhh...she just loves that"...

that poor opossum :(
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Female 3,828
aww what a sweet possum! usually theyre nasty, mean, ratlike creatures, but this one looksd like a cuddly pet. :)
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Male 7,378
Somebody should inform her that the "O" in opossum is silent. It has to do with something called aphesis where a weakly stressed syllable is butted against a strong syllable and the weak gets dropped altogether.

lol @ Gerry1of1
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Female 21
HAHAHAHAHHA
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Female 288
There are no words for how awesome this is.
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Male 2,229
Is she the cat woman for weird animals?
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Male 441
This is the How To video I`ve been waiting for. FOR YEARS!
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Male 103
i ran one of those over in my car once.
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Male 9,305
Oh my god...so adorably funny. Natural colors got me lolling.
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Male 683
MAD WOMAN!!!!!!
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Male 815
@ gerry1of1

petty cure??
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Male 15,510
Poor kitten :-(
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Male 25,416
so people have way to much lack of priority! cant wait for it to attack !
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Female 843
That poor thing is thinking, "...I hate you..."
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Female 55
Ummmmmm... Is this common?
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Female 965
"... all depends on the opossum`s personality, doesn`t it?"

:-|
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Male 39,929
Ellie Mae Clampet`s mother. "Don`t give that critter a petty cure! Give it to Granny ter make some `possum stew!"
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Male 2,551
Link: Your Possum Is Too Ugly: Proper Opossum Pedicure [Rate Link] - So here`s how to give it a pedicure.
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