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52 Responses to Your Parking Options Are Limited [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Link: Your Parking Options Are Limited - No matter how stupid you are.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." Anyone can help me to recall who said that?
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Love it.

    Being fat should not be a handicap either unless you have to use one of those motorized carts to get around.
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    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Win.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    lolz
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    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Should be on a larger sign posted EVERYWHERE!
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    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Thats not what SSI told me.
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    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Win.
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    kouish Male 13-17
    90 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Looks so shopped!
  10. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Goddammit!! Now I have to find another spot.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    It potentially is
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    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    "Thats not what SSI told me"
    Working for a Social Security law firm, I believe this 100%.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    awesome.

    On another note, it cracks me up when i see men park in the " expecting mothers" designated parking spaces. (they have em @ toys r us, doctors offices, etc) there are alway. soooo many/ of them, and no normal spaces.
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    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Well, it`s a disability in some cases, just not one that merits a handicapped placard. If you`re stupid enough to be disabled, you shouldn`t drive.

    That being said, as a handicapped young adult myself, sometimes I wonder if some of the other drivers got their placards for that very reason. So many of them can`t park properly (thank God for the extra space), and they ALL feel the need to look into my car to check for my placard, because apparently the thought of an invisible disease (or someone getting HC parking for a reason other than morbid obesity) never enters their heads. /sigh

    Funny sign, though.
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    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Well, it`s a disability in some cases, just not one that merits a handicapped placard. If you`re stupid enough to be disabled, you shouldn`t drive.

    That being said, as a handicapped young adult myself, sometimes I wonder if some of the other drivers got their placards for that very reason. So many of them can`t park properly (thank God for the extra space), and they ALL feel the need to look into my car to check for my placard, because apparently the thought of an invisible disease (or someone getting HC parking for a reason other than morbid obesity) never enters their heads. /sigh

    Funny sign, though.
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Oh yes it is. It is.
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    aprilkayyy Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Why do they have so many fire extinguishers? I don`t think I`ve seen that many in a row before..
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    aprilkayyy - They are probably different fire extinguishers. One might be for a chemical fire, another one for an electrical fire, etc. etc.
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    "Why do they have so many fire extinguishers?"

    There are 5 different kinds of fire extinguishers. Most of which are designed for specific types of fires. Though I`d wager the average person wouldn`t know one from the other. It`s probably a fire code regulation.
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    I <3 it.

    Although, apparently, being super-short constitutes a disability in some states so...WIN!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    Win!
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    This is awesome
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    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    That`s a good one!
  24. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    Is too.
  25. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Yes it is. My mom is proof.
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    are those fire extinguishers or what?
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    @xXamwxxXx
    They seem to be.........
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    It is not an official handicapped space unless there is a sign posted in front. Paint on the ground doesn`t count. If you were to get a ticket in that spot you could fight it in court...
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    lol At my old job there was this fat lazy security guard and she parked in the handicapped spot everyday. I wrote her a not that said that space is for the physically handicapped not the mentally handicapped. She did stop parking there for about 2 weeks after that lol
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    yes it... or... it should be.
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    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    @JumboCookie
    But you`re still a drating douche if you park in one without a disability -.-
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    "are those fire extinguishers or what?"

    No, they`re payphones.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Actually, I`m pretty sure Down Syndrome is, in fact, a disability that is basically stupidity.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    Angelmassb
    Male, 18-29, S. America
    5076 Posts Monday, August 30, 2010 3:34:08 PM
    "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." Anyone can help me to recall who said that?

    Friedrich Schiller in The Maid of Orleans
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    cA7d09 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:24 am
    LandoGriffin - "Actually, I`m pretty sure Down Syndrome is, in fact, a disability that is basically stupidity."

    Wrong. It`s caused by an extra 21st chromosome you stupid f.u.c.k
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    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:32 am
    I see your `stupidity`, and I raise you `arrogance`.
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:47 am
    LandoGriffin is probably my least favourite I-A-B user.
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    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:22 am
    I`m hoping LandoGriffin is a troll.
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    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:44 am
    This place must catch on fire a lot.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:49 am
    "are those fire extinguishers or what?"

    No, its pictures of them....of course those are fire extinguishers
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    mad199109 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:55 am
    I thought it was funny o_o... I pledge that ADHD is a form of hyper stupidity to ignore every day things.
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    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Because if stupidity was a disability than all of America`s parking lots would need to be painted blue.





    (calm the f down. it was a joke and I am American)
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    LandoGriffin - "Actually, I`m pretty sure Down Syndrome is, in fact, a disability that is basically stupidity."

    Wrong. It`s caused by an extra 21st chromosome you stupid f.u.c.k


    How exactly am I wrong? Are you saying Down Syndrome is NOT a disability or that it is NOT characterized by low intelligence (ie. stupidity)? Because I`m quite certain Down Syndrome is both of those things.

    Therefore, Stupidity CAN be a Disability.
  44. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    I feel like I have to come back to this. Did I cross some invisible line? There is another thread right up there making fun of Alzheimer`s Disease, which is extremely similar in many ways to Down Syndrome (the Amyloid Precursor Protein gene is on Chromosome #21, not a coincidence).

    My point was that extreme Stupidity is, in fact, a Disability. Specifically, a Mental Disability. I didn`t think that would be disputed.
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    sairino Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Lando, i i don`t think people take kindly to calling mentally disabled people stupid. just some advise.
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    Mentally disabled people do not lack intelligence, Lando. Their biggest downfall is socialization and health problems like vision.
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    zilius Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    this might actually work.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:14 am
    ...unless you`re a retard!
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    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 6:55 am
    Oh this should be EVERYWHERE! xD
  50. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Mentally disabled people do not lack intelligence, Lando. Their biggest downfall is socialization and health problems like vision.


    Where are you getting that from? The average IQ of a person with Down Syndrome is about 50. That is far below average intelligence. Mental Retardation is defined as an IQ below 70.

    These are facts that anyone can look up.
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    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    it all depends on what mental disability it is. for example, there are 15 year olds who have the brain of a young child, and there are people who are very intelligent but dont know how to function socially. so EVERYBODY`S right :D
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    oreomurder Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 2:27 am
    on the off note did anyone other than i question the fact that there are five fire extinguishers on the wall? that`s a little excessive am i right?

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