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Date: 08/01/10 04:00 PM

43 Responses to Your Moist Towelette Is Retarded [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Link: Your Moist Towelette Is Retarded - No soap or water, eh?
  2. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    We got this thing that`s called water-less pet towel or something like that. How do you use it? Spray it with water...
  3. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    It should read `without the need to use soap or water, this dumsh*t towel does that for you`
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    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Meaning no need to get up to clean your hands. People take things too literally sometimes.
  5. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    No, you`re retarded. It means you don`t need water or soap to use the towel.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Whoa, it self-dries in seconds, and, there`s fragrance! That`s nice. :-)
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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    We live in a world ruled by: "find five faults" and Ffffuuuuuuu.

    I`d like more: Evereything went better than expected!

    :)
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    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    The moist towelette is correct.
    It claims that it cleans and refreshes without "soap OR water"
    It contains soap AND water.
    Moist towelette, 1; Fancylad, 0.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    this post is lame.
  10. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    Well, it cleans and refreshes without soap or water, but it has both just in case.
  11. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    it meant its on a handy little towel, so you dont have to go to the bathroom work up a lather and wash it away and then go back to what your doing. its all done in a single step right where you are...how is that hard to understand
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    Major-K Female 13-17
    71 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    boring
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    This has already been posted about 8 times but I`ll say it anyway because it makes me feel good about myself:

    The towelette says that it "does not need soap or water to work" because it already contains them. It does not mean that it works WITHOUT soap and water.

    ...Boy, I sure do feel better after posting that! I oughta do that more often!
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    It means in addition.
  15. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    I wonder what they paid for that logo? It looks like something that`d better suit a car dealing company...
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    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    I`m with rakoonhat (what an interesting name) and gorgack2000 (another interesting name) on this one. It`s not that retarded.
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    limecapp Female 18-29
    126 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    thats a virtual acme product right there
  18. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    This post is retarded not the towelette
  19. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 1:32 am
    IAB is stupid on this one.
  20. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:16 am
    To add to Gorgack2000 and Rakoonhat`s posts:

    How many products do you see that state ingredients they do not use? Other than products that are specifically designed to AVOID products, such as nuts, MSG, et cetera.

    On another note: Vegans (responsible for making me think of things people don`t eat/drink). Should they stop drinking water since fish need it to live? I mean, it`s not only what fish need to live, it`s their house, backyard, bathroom, bedroom, sex room, restaurant, most of them drink it, and whales EAT IT....they just happen to eat so much water that small crustaceans are accidentally consumed...

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:20 am
    If you`re going to say "yes but it doesn`t come from animals", neither does cheese. Cheese comes from the stuff cows eat, and that stuff gets refined in their teats into milk, and HUMANS take that milk and make it into cheese.

    Unless you take the milk from a cow that eats animals, it`s not "from" a cow. And how self righteous of vegans to be willing to eat stuff other humans eat? We are not above animals, we ARE animals, therefore, unless you find your vegetables and fruits and tofu growing in the wild, it`s "from" an animal...

    speaking of which, I assume they wouldn`t drink bull cum either...but they`re willing to drink water that has whale pee and sperm in it?

    Damn vegans, making up fake eating rules to feel self-righteous. Plants are living things too, stop eating them. Eat rocks...

    Damn vegans, eat meat god damn it.
  22. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 5:01 am
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  23. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 5:13 am
    thanks again for the underlining. Are you the same person who posted the whale photobomb with the big arrow pointing to the HUGE dratOFF WHALE NO-ONE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE MISSED, dratTARD?
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 5:30 am
    haha Batmanners, way to get on a rant there buddy. Been bottling that one up for a while? The pressure getting to be a little too much to bear? Just had to let it out, eh?
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:17 am
    The towelette says that it "does not need soap or water to work" because it already contains them. It does not mean that it works WITHOUT soap and water.

    Actually, it doesn`t say that. It says "cleans without soap or water".
    It`s like me saying "my car drives without petrol, because there is petrol already in the tank".
  26. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:24 am
    @Batmanners cool story bro.

    Also you realize most of the water we drink is filtered and cleaned? Not to mention it`s not like anyone can help y`know, needing water to live.

    An another note, wtf is your point lol?
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    Sammykins666 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:34 am
    kaaay reading the comments here is way more interesting than the post :) i love how emotional and ragey people are getting over a towel :3
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:54 am
    "Damn vegans, making up fake eating rules to feel self-righteous. Plants are living things too, stop eating them. Eat rocks...

    Damn vegans, eat meat god damn it."

    Um, batmanners? I love meat too, but can`t you be happy about being a meat-eater without getting all self-righteous about it, and trying to impose your life-style on others?
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    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:08 am
    @Batmanners

    [email protected] doesn`t come from cows.
  30. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:16 am
    Huh. No water and soap in the water and soap.
  31. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:52 am
    My I-A-B is retarded. :(
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Mexican company!
  33. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:50 am
    I think it means you dont need soap or water. It has it in the wipe.
  34. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:16 am
    We all know it means without having to use a sink and actual soap. Therefore this post is just stupid.
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    DraxxorT Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:55 am
    <sarcasm>What about listing the actual towlette? Is it just a little paper pouch containing water, fragrance, and soap? They forgot to list the little papery cloth towlette! Oh noes!</sarcasm>
  36. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 10:17 am
    One star. It means without adding any additional soap and water to what is already in the package.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 11:53 am
    wow, we dont tell you we sell you soap and water, but lets just say you dont need any soap or water!
  38. Profile photo of netro
    netro Male 18-29
    139 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    It`s just telling you that you don`t need soap or water because it contains soap and water.

    FAILED FAIL
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    what`s more embarrassing than having a brain fart about a cloth tag? Posting that Brain Fart on the internet....fail
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    I get the intention: it`s trying to say that you physically don`t need to find soap and water to clean your hands, but its still a steaming pile of (sanitized) FAIL.
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    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    No, the moist towelette is not retarded: Only the person who posted this is.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    CrakrJak must`ve posted this
  43. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 1:28 am
    The chain of fail began with the moron who took the picture, thinking it was SOOOOOOOO funny.
    I hate this place sometimes

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