Your Moist Towelette Is Retarded [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

No soap or water, eh?
There are 43 comments:
Male 1,815
The chain of fail began with the moron who took the picture, thinking it was SOOOOOOOO funny.
I hate this place sometimes
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Male 648
CrakrJak must`ve posted this
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Male 263
No, the moist towelette is not retarded: Only the person who posted this is.
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Male 1,351
I get the intention: it`s trying to say that you physically don`t need to find soap and water to clean your hands, but its still a steaming pile of (sanitized) FAIL.
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Male 3,915
what`s more embarrassing than having a brain fart about a cloth tag? Posting that Brain Fart on the internet....fail
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Male 139
It`s just telling you that you don`t need soap or water because it contains soap and water.

FAILED FAIL
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Male 25,417
wow, we dont tell you we sell you soap and water, but lets just say you dont need any soap or water!
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Male 3,842
One star. It means without adding any additional soap and water to what is already in the package.
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Male 78
<sarcasm>What about listing the actual towlette? Is it just a little paper pouch containing water, fragrance, and soap? They forgot to list the little papery cloth towlette! Oh noes!</sarcasm>
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Female 240
We all know it means without having to use a sink and actual soap. Therefore this post is just stupid.
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Male 422
I think it means you dont need soap or water. It has it in the wipe.
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Male 15,510
Mexican company!
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Male 782
My I-A-B is retarded. :(
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Male 6,694
Huh. No water and soap in the water and soap.
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Male 244
@Batmanners

[email protected] doesn`t come from cows.
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Male 3,369
"Damn vegans, making up fake eating rules to feel self-righteous. Plants are living things too, stop eating them. Eat rocks...

Damn vegans, eat meat god damn it."

Um, batmanners? I love meat too, but can`t you be happy about being a meat-eater without getting all self-righteous about it, and trying to impose your life-style on others?
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Female 58
kaaay reading the comments here is way more interesting than the post :) i love how emotional and ragey people are getting over a towel :3
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Female 3,574
@Batmanners cool story bro.

Also you realize most of the water we drink is filtered and cleaned? Not to mention it`s not like anyone can help y`know, needing water to live.

An another note, wtf is your point lol?
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Male 4,290
[quote]The towelette says that it "does not need soap or water to work" because it already contains them. It does not mean that it works WITHOUT soap and water. [/quote]

Actually, it doesn`t say that. It says "cleans without soap or water".
It`s like me saying "my car drives without petrol, because there is petrol already in the tank".
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Male 703
haha Batmanners, way to get on a rant there buddy. Been bottling that one up for a while? The pressure getting to be a little too much to bear? Just had to let it out, eh?
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Male 769
thanks again for the underlining. Are you the same person who posted the whale photobomb with the big arrow pointing to the HUGE dratOFF WHALE NO-ONE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE MISSED, dratTARD?
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Female 430
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Male 4,004
If you`re going to say "yes but it doesn`t come from animals", neither does cheese. Cheese comes from the stuff cows eat, and that stuff gets refined in their teats into milk, and HUMANS take that milk and make it into cheese.

Unless you take the milk from a cow that eats animals, it`s not "from" a cow. And how self righteous of vegans to be willing to eat stuff other humans eat? We are not above animals, we ARE animals, therefore, unless you find your vegetables and fruits and tofu growing in the wild, it`s "from" an animal...

speaking of which, I assume they wouldn`t drink bull cum either...but they`re willing to drink water that has whale pee and sperm in it?

Damn vegans, making up fake eating rules to feel self-righteous. Plants are living things too, stop eating them. Eat rocks...

Damn vegans, eat meat god damn it.
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Male 4,004
To add to Gorgack2000 and Rakoonhat`s posts:

How many products do you see that state ingredients they do not use? Other than products that are specifically designed to AVOID products, such as nuts, MSG, et cetera.

On another note: Vegans (responsible for making me think of things people don`t eat/drink). Should they stop drinking water since fish need it to live? I mean, it`s not only what fish need to live, it`s their house, backyard, bathroom, bedroom, sex room, restaurant, most of them drink it, and whales EAT IT....they just happen to eat so much water that small crustaceans are accidentally consumed...

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Male 165
IAB is stupid on this one.
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Male 325
This post is retarded not the towelette
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Female 126
thats a virtual acme product right there
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Male 178
I`m with rakoonhat (what an interesting name) and gorgack2000 (another interesting name) on this one. It`s not that retarded.
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Female 160
I wonder what they paid for that logo? It looks like something that`d better suit a car dealing company...
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Male 2,690
It means in addition.
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Male 4,680
This has already been posted about 8 times but I`ll say it anyway because it makes me feel good about myself:

The towelette says that it "does not need soap or water to work" because it already contains them. It does not mean that it works WITHOUT soap and water.

...Boy, I sure do feel better after posting that! I oughta do that more often!
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Female 71
boring
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Female 654
it meant its on a handy little towel, so you dont have to go to the bathroom work up a lather and wash it away and then go back to what your doing. its all done in a single step right where you are...how is that hard to understand
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Male 1,184
Well, it cleans and refreshes without soap or water, but it has both just in case.
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Female 3,574
this post is lame.
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Male 153
The moist towelette is correct.
It claims that it cleans and refreshes without "soap OR water"
It contains soap AND water.
Moist towelette, 1; Fancylad, 0.
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Male 784
We live in a world ruled by: "find five faults" and Ffffuuuuuuu.

I`d like more: Evereything went better than expected!

:)
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Male 4,431
Whoa, it self-dries in seconds, and, there`s fragrance! That`s nice. :-)
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Male 1,765
No, you`re retarded. It means you don`t need water or soap to use the towel.
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Female 307
Meaning no need to get up to clean your hands. People take things too literally sometimes.
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Male 716
It should read `without the need to use soap or water, this dumsh*t towel does that for you`
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Female 2,674
We got this thing that`s called water-less pet towel or something like that. How do you use it? Spray it with water...
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Male 20,830
Link: Your Moist Towelette Is Retarded [Pic] [Rate Link] - No soap or water, eh?
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