Your Cat Has A Message For You [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

You know those chest pains you wake up with?
There are 47 comments:
Male 59
The only pains I have when I wake up are sore ribs, and that`s because I put too much weight on my ribs. I guess that`s because I`m a boobless guy, eh?
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Female 446
Well that explains it.
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Female 535
Well... breasts are pillow-like, I can`t blame the kitty.
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Female 2,695
god that poo hurts
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Female 463
So that`s why my boobs are sore in the morning!
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Female 26
I don`t have a kitty.
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Male 6,694
I like boobs.
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Male 99
All of a sudden I want to reincarnate as a cat
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Male 1,067
But I do not haz da boobz
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Female 122
Haha, this is so true..
My cat loves to curl up on my chest/abdomen which doesn`t really bother me.
I love her.
:P
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Male 648
Male, 40-49, Canada - "lolz!"

That is all...
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Male 722
I had a cat once when I saw a kid and ever since it sat on my face while I was sleeping, I decided I would never get a cat.
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Female 1,623
I`ll take that in mind for when I buy a kitten
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Male 2,424
Plus, it`s fun to watch. How you get away with so much cat? How?
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Male 15,510
"@Angelmassb how does it sleep in your leg?

In between I`d guess! lolz! Using your butt-crack as a pillow?"

Lmao, why you assume I sleep on my belly? hehe, actually its over my two straight legs, just above the knees. I dont know why he likes that spot so much but he wakes me up every time he does it, because of his weight
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Male 37,803
[/quote]@Angelmassb how does it sleep in your leg?[/quote]
In between I`d guess! lolz! Using your butt-crack as a pillow?
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Male 37,803
My kitty was `trampling` my tummy last night! Nice actually :)
I wish I could get them to do that on my spine, kitty-massages!
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Male 5,190
Spirited away was awesome!!
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Female 282
@ OmgZelda LIKE CHIHIRO FROM SPIRITED AWAY?!?!!?
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Male 353
Just another reason why cats are better than elephants... I don`t think boobs could take it!
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Female 1,593
lol Reminds me of my cat Chihiro. She had tiiiiny little paws but she was a big kitty. It felt like she was walking on toothpicks. ;-;
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Female 2,289
this is sometimes how i get waken up. it`s painful as sh*t
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Male 3,482
[quote]nah it`s more like sleep on them.[/quote]
Well, duh. Who DOESN`T want to use boobs as their pillow?
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Female 3,598
dude when my cat walks on me it feels like someone has a small chair and they are jabbing me in the ribs/boobs/stomach.
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Male 417
@Angelmassb how does it sleep in your leg?
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Female 238
Just one more reason to be a dog person
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Female 533
nah it`s more like sleep on them. my dads cat is a douche like that
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Female 451
my cat does this when i`m awake.
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Male 15,510
My girlfriends overweight cat likes to sleep in my legs, its soo annoying!
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Male 2,034
I could see the appeal.
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Female 718
But I don`t even have a cat!
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Female 1,043
hide yo kids. hide yo wife. cuz kitteh be rapin everybody up hurr.
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Male 25,416
meh
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Male 575
So do I.
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Male 2,441
Agreed saw
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Female 3,696
"He refused to get her declawed"

I hope that getting her declawed in the first place wasn`t your idea >=(
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Male 2,688
My cat sleeps on the pillow above my head...
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Male 491
Better her boobs than your junk, guys
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Female 843
My ex had a cat. She wasn`t allowed to sleep in the room with us whenever I stayed over, but that was mostly cuz she pounced on my feet when I moved them under the blanket. He refused to get her declawed
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Male 2,005
i dont have any boobs but my brothers cat used to sleep on my chest while i was asleep
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Female 9,477
Only cats.
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Male 3,014
Um... funny?
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Male 113
They walk on my butt when I sleep..
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Male 258
My cat will lie on my face as I sleep.
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Male 2,229
lol
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Female 3,574
my cat does that to me ALL THE TIME! It hurts so bad! auugh!
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Male 20,180
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