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Date: 08/10/10 02:01 PM

42 Responses to You Will Never Be Cooler Than This Monkey [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Link: You Will Never Be Cooler Than This Monkey - Never.
  2. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm


    TITLE OF COOLEST MONKEY HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN
  3. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Jackie Chan ain`t got nothin` on that monkey!
  4. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    @gaurdingnome,

    maybe so, but the new monkey will kick his ass anyway.
  5. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    graaaaaaaaaaaawr!
  6. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    Bu... but that`s an ape...

    I now feel nothing but rage.
  7. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    wrong.
  8. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Grandma`s boy
  9. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    I may not be cooler, but my monkey who also knows martial arts uses a sword...much cooler.
  10. Profile photo of maniaman88
    maniaman88 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    I can`t be 100% sure because of the pose and clothing, but judging by the size and face, I`d say it`s a bonobo chimpanzee. In any case, it`s definitely not a monkey.
  11. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Those things are smart, if they can learn martial arts!
  12. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    my uncle used to have a monkey, but i`m pretty sure it wasn`t a black belt.
  13. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    there used to be this monkey at a little zoo called southwicks in WA who used to smoke all the butts you could flick at him. My moms used to let me throw her butts at him to see him smoke. good times. then he died of cancer.
  14. Profile photo of DutchShoes
    DutchShoes Female 18-29
    94 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    Thanks GuardinGnome now I have the Dr. Zaius song from the Simpsons in my head
  15. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    It`s sort of a downgrade teaching Karate to a chimp. In their natural, non phucked with by humans state, they could pull off all your limbs without breaking a sweat. Throwing a Karate kick is like busting out a sissy slap for a chimp.
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    But that`s not a monke....

    Sorry, Species Nazi, can`t help myself.
  17. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    i lose
  18. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    NINJA!!
  19. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    I shall use the way of the monkey to destroy you everlastingly
  20. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Ape**
  21. Profile photo of TheVile
    TheVile Male 18-29
    130 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    That is a chimpanzee not a monkey, god I hate people that do that poo. -Heaves.-
  22. Profile photo of rickpat
    rickpat Male 13-17
    30 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:43 am
    monkey+martial arts = ass kicking
  23. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 1:03 am
    "That is a chimpanzee not a monkey, god I hate people that do that poo. -Heaves.- "

    OMG LOOK AT DA MONKEE!!!!
  24. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 4:17 am
    He looks so happy :)
  25. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 5:04 am
    Orangutan!!! (sorry, I just said it to piss people off) :-)

    Enough with the P.C terms for primates!!!
  26. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 6:13 am
    It looks like he going "Yeaaah, beatch!"
  27. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 6:30 am
    Reminds me of Grandmas Boy :)
  28. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Ninja Monkey !
  29. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:51 am
    You just got your ass kicked, bitch!
  30. Profile photo of dragoon47
    dragoon47 Male 40-49
    1 post
    August 11, 2010 at 8:30 am
    He said he was off to spank his monkey.
  31. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:31 am
    man he looks badass
  32. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Given that I don`t wear a diaper, that automatically makes be cooler than the chimp.
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:31 am
    If Chuck Norris was a monkey this would be him.
  34. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    chimps are apes
  35. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    f uck that chimp. seriously i hate those goddamn chimps in people clothes. YOU ARE ANIMALS CHIMPANZEES YOU HAVE NO USE FOR CLOTHES TAKE THOSE OFF GAWD
  36. Profile photo of Sheilakh
    Sheilakh Male 13-17
    56 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Why do people think that chimps are monkeys? I honestly don`t know.
  37. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    lolz
  38. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    nice
  39. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:25 am
    Jackie Chimp

    lolololol
  40. Profile photo of Sheilakh
    Sheilakh Male 13-17
    56 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Why do people think that chimps are monkeys? I honestly don`t know.
  41. Profile photo of Bananaboy
    Bananaboy Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Why do people think that chimps are monkeys? I honestly don`t know.
  42. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Why do people think that chimps are monkeys? I honestly don`t know.

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