You Will Never Be Cooler Than This Monkey [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Never.
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Male 257
Why do people think that chimps are monkeys? I honestly don`t know.
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Male 2
Why do people think that chimps are monkeys? I honestly don`t know.
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Male 56
Why do people think that chimps are monkeys? I honestly don`t know.
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Male 1,067
Jackie Chimp

lolololol
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Male 1,834
nice
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 56
Why do people think that chimps are monkeys? I honestly don`t know.
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Female 668
f uck that chimp. seriously i hate those goddamn chimps in people clothes. YOU ARE ANIMALS CHIMPANZEES YOU HAVE NO USE FOR CLOTHES TAKE THOSE OFF GAWD
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Female 2,927
chimps are apes
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Male 2,085
Given that I don`t wear a diaper, that automatically makes be cooler than the chimp.
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Female 3,828
man he looks badass
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Male 1
He said he was off to spank his monkey.
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Female 1,623
You just got your ass kicked, bitch!
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Male 6,694
Ninja Monkey !
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Male 333
Reminds me of Grandmas Boy :)
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Male 234
It looks like he going "Yeaaah, beatch!"
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Male 2,586
Orangutan!!! (sorry, I just said it to piss people off) :-)

Enough with the P.C terms for primates!!!
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Male 593
He looks so happy :)
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Male 4,793
"That is a chimpanzee not a monkey, god I hate people that do that poo. -Heaves.- "

OMG LOOK AT DA MONKEE!!!!
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Male 30
monkey+martial arts = ass kicking
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Male 130
That is a chimpanzee not a monkey, god I hate people that do that poo. -Heaves.-
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Female 1,148
Ape**
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Male 2,748
I shall use the way of the monkey to destroy you everlastingly
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Male 699
i lose
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Male 12,138
But that`s not a monke....

Sorry, Species Nazi, can`t help myself.
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Female 535
It`s sort of a downgrade teaching Karate to a chimp. In their natural, non phucked with by humans state, they could pull off all your limbs without breaking a sweat. Throwing a Karate kick is like busting out a sissy slap for a chimp.
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Female 94

Thanks GuardinGnome now I have the Dr. Zaius song from the Simpsons in my head
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Male 206
there used to be this monkey at a little zoo called southwicks in WA who used to smoke all the butts you could flick at him. My moms used to let me throw her butts at him to see him smoke. good times. then he died of cancer.
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Male 1,196
my uncle used to have a monkey, but i`m pretty sure it wasn`t a black belt.
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Male 1,523
Those things are smart, if they can learn martial arts!
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Male 15
I can`t be 100% sure because of the pose and clothing, but judging by the size and face, I`d say it`s a bonobo chimpanzee. In any case, it`s definitely not a monkey.
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Male 648
I may not be cooler, but my monkey who also knows martial arts uses a sword...much cooler.
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Male 1,193
Grandma`s boy
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Female 1,181
wrong.
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Male 4,680
Bu... but that`s an ape...

I now feel nothing but rage.
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Male 301
graaaaaaaaaaaawr!
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Male 901
@gaurdingnome,

maybe so, but the new monkey will kick his ass anyway.
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Male 725
Jackie Chan ain`t got nothin` on that monkey!
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Male 2,893


TITLE OF COOLEST MONKEY HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN
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Male 19,888
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