Yoko Ono @ The Museum of Modern Art

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago in

This is what passes for modern art?!?
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Female 105
If Lennon was still alive..he would`ve shot her so..so soooooo long ago.
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Male 442
What`s yellow and lives off dead beatles?

Yoko Ono
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Male 96
the japanese orgasm
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Male 135
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"wallace074
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
5 Posts Monday, August 30, 2010 7:15:13 PM
What is wrong with some of you people? So you don`t like it, so you don`t like her. But why do you have to hate so much? It`s sickening to realize that this is what our world is becoming: a place of hate and insults for anything even remotely disagreeable.
Really, people...sheesh. Just don`t bother commenting if you`re going to say horrible things."

This piece of "performance art" sums up a lot of things that are wrong with the world. For me, knowing that Yoko Ono makes a living out of doing things like this, while people are dying of famine, floods and war, is why i lose hope in humanity as a whole. I think it`s time for man to become extinct, seriously, we are parasites! People get upset with this kind of thing and some are more articulate than others at expressing their thoughts.
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Female 374
Good to see she can still sing like she did in the day. :)
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Male 4,594
You mean she/he isn`t dead yet?
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Male 2,553
Loco Yoko indeed. -.-`
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Female 43
Loco Yoko - hurrah O.o
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Female 833
she can only get away with this because she is Yoko Ono. if I tried doing something like this, they`d cart me away.
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Male 236
Oh god, first the whole "Girl pees on herself during art exhibition" thing and now this. I swear Modern Art is now just a fancy way of saying "Really weird Fetish" nowadays..
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Male 4
i dislike this kind of art as much as the next guy, but it`s still art no matter what anyone says. it`s the artist that decides that, not the audience. if it`s intended to be art, then it is.
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Female 999
No one is more Yoko than Yoko herself. I can`t believe this dumb bitch broke up the Beatles.
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Male 425
Remeber like every scene in the coneheads were they are mad about something? lol, this poo is funny yo.
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Male 9
Well, don`t forget this is taking place in an art gallery. This type of performance has very close ties to Dadaism and Futurist sound performances. Without these there would be no Punk rock movement 60 years later. My guess, it is an homage based in performance art. Yoko rocks.
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Female 322
Decline of civilization. Right there. In a nutshell.
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Male 129
this is why I dislike the "Modern Art" Crowd...no tallent, but they certainly think they do
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Male 119
I want this as a ringtone. Now.
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Male 9
Omg that is horrid
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Male 535
... odd.
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Male 2,056
weeeeiirrrrd
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Male 195
Hate to burst anyone`s bubble, but "Modern Art" is a camouflage term for "We don`t have artistic talent, but let`s watch each other and pretend we do until we believe it."
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Female 1,593
Aww leave her alone. She`s lonely. And old. And waiting for the douche bag`s parole hearing to see if he gets it. So she`s scared too. She fears he`ll come after her and her family.
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Male 21
What is wrong with some of you people? So you don`t like it, so you don`t like her. But why do you have to hate so much? It`s sickening to realize that this is what our world is becoming: a place of hate and insults for anything even remotely disagreeable.
Really, people...sheesh. Just don`t bother commenting if you`re going to say horrible things.
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Male 179
Yoko Ono is a jackass of the supreme variety/
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Female 3,574
I like how it`s "for soprano" lol. My singing teacher would cry if he heard this haha.
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Male 915
YUCK FOKO 4EVA
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Female 798
ugh, the original hipster scum
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Male 2,549
I think that it would feel really good to do that.

Also, she`s looking great!
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Male 1,451
Yuck Foko.
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Male 37,888
This ugly (inside & out) skank shouldn`t be allowed outside...
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Male 1,222
"Mark shot the wrong one."
Best comment in the internet so far
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Male 452
damn you john lennon for giving this bitch a voice...
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Male 321
Mark shot the wrong one.
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Male 491
Somebody hit that stupid fing cuont with a bat and put her out of our misery. Gebus h. crist who the buck does she think she is, she thinks she`s more important that she is.
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Male 3,482
[quote]Her voice gives me a feeling of refreshing tranquility and an absence of tension or worry.[/quote]
Dude, that could just be the drugs you shot up to get away from it...
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Male 840
Oh no, Yoko. Stop.
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Male 1,610
[quote]That is not the modern definition of art, which is something which, regardless of its content, can be explained and justified with a lengthy "artist`s statement" and which will be appreciated to an extent directly proportional to the pretension of its creator.[/quote]

That is the best explanation of why Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are famous that I have ever heard.
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Male 25,416
No.....
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Male 300
Meh. I`ve seen way better crazy frog impressions.
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Male 206
Her voice gives me a feeling of refreshing tranquility and an absence of tension or worry.
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Male 5,194
With raw talent like that, it`s no wonder Lennon married her.
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Male 163
More like Yoko OH,NO!!!!!! the kabuki of bukaki
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Male 3,482
I keep getting her confused for Yoko Kanno...

I really need to stop doing that. This woman`s a psycho.

Kanno`s a genius.
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Male 15,510
I think the mystery shouldnt be Who killed Paul but did Lennon really dated Yoko?
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Male 561
mark david chapman went to jail because he missed yoko
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Male 610
i love how people in the background are laughing and walking away

and we can`t blame john. everyone`s dated that one weird chick (or dude) who made their life worse just by being there
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Male 2,422
Postmodernism: The soundtrack.
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Male 258
I`ve always kind of had a thing for Yoko Ono`s work. It`s like... I`m not sure why. Kind of trance. Then again I`m also a fan of modern art. Love the abstract stuff. Something beyond obvious. But I`m in the minority so whatever
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Male 113
@Joolin
No we`re saying its not art because its a woman screaming.
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Male 1,002
All of you claiming this isn`t art are merely stuck in the old definition of art, which is something created intentionally and with artistic skill, for the purpose of expressing some feeling or message.

That is not the modern definition of art, which is something which, regardless of its content, can be explained and justified with a lengthy "artist`s statement" and which will be appreciated to an extent directly proportional to the pretension of its creator.

Oh and also f.ck Yoko Ono for ruining the Beatles and cheapening art as a whole.
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Male 4,746
That Justin Beiber has really gotten better!

Seriously though...What the Hell were you thinking John?!?
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Female 169
You can`t go to the Museum of Modern Art and say that this isn`t considered art. Of course it is. Have any of you ever been there? It`s full of stuff like this.
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Male 530
The ratling that you hear is John turning over in his grave.
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Female 536
That woman has taken a lot of drugs....
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Male 430
My favorite line is GAHHAHAH!
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Male 1,196
Yoko Ono is absolutely brilliant. She does the dumbest most worthless stuff imaginable and she convinces people that it is art.
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Male 17,512
I was predicting some sort of batsh|t crazy moment from the woman that caused the Beatles to break up, Wasn`t disappointed.
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Female 275
If you`d ever heard her stuff before, you wouldn`t be surprised.
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Male 510
@sheaton, that may have been the greatest iab comment post ever. that needs to be on a f_cking plaque or something
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Male 135
W.T.F.
Paying someone to do that should be illegal.
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Male 2,670
Sounded like my last visit with my proctologist.
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Female 200
If only I could do this for a living...
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Male 560
I saw that crazy old hag at the pitchfork festival a few years back. She performed her "song" Mulberry with Thursten Moore from Sonic Youth. It was the dumbest f0cking thing I have ever heard in my life. She is a b1thch and after that day I understood why people say she broke up the beatles. I hate her and hope she dies soon.
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Male 1,610
[quote]"I could have done that!" + Well, you didn`t = Modern Art[/quote]

LOL, so true
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Female 535
"I could have done that!" + Well, you didn`t = Modern Art
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Male 226
Hahahaha, that was hilarious.
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Male 91
that was actually quite awesome.
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Male 341
Bullsh*it
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Male 341
Modern Art is bullpoo anyway
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Female 457
Just like standing in a garage does not make you a car, being near the Beatles does not make you a musician.
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Male 113
Keep your orgasm to yourself Yoko
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Male 14,334

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Male 38,511
if you`re interested.... here`s a little song by Yoko appropriately titled "What A Mess"
What A Mess
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Male 120
how long before somebody uses this for the soundtrack for a tentacle porn scene?
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Male 5
My speakers have been broken for quite some time now but I`m pretty sure I`m glad they were for this video so I didn`t have to hear her howling...
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Male 38,511
the more she screamed, the more I felt compelled to scream also.... mostly to get her to stop!
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Male 7,378
To bag John Lennon she must have had a snappin gyro.
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Female 89
WHAT THE F*CK did John Lennon see in this woman? That`s embarrassing.
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Male 2,424
I think she is recording voices for the scarry sex robot a few posts back.
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Male 93
...and somehow she still has more talent than her husband...kidding John....rip brother
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Male 14,334
She was always this crappy. Shame someone didn`t shoot her instead of John.
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Male 230
I`m aroused and I feel really guilty about it because:
A. She`s old
B. She was John`s wife
C. She`s a talentless hack
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Female 4,039
Yikes.
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Male 342
She still lives? Sheesh...
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Female 2,509
Japanese yodeling contest?
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Male 1,091
Crazy bitch!
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Male 6,694
I just dont know about that woman.
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Male 313
Things haven`t changed much in 40 years! Maybe she could hook up with Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga.
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Male 2,034
Further proof that Yoko Ono is nuttier than squirrel poo.
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Male 194
Is she in pain or having multiple orgasms?
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Female 9,478
Some things never change.
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Male 1,610
wow.......ART!
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Male 143
I felt so embarrassed by just watching this!
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Male 7,378
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