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Date: 08/03/10 06:31 PM

92 Responses to Yahoo Answers: You`re Going To Jail Edition [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    Link: Yahoo Answers: You`re Going To Jail Edition - Let`s hope Jeremy is just kidding and this really bizarre situation is made up. Because if it`s not...
  2. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Troll...

    And not even a very good one at that...
  3. Profile photo of link14
    link14 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    how do you make that mistake?
  4. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    Yeah. He`s going to jail.
  5. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    yeah i dont believe that for a minute.
  6. Profile photo of StreetPunk
    StreetPunk Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    stupid. next...
  7. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    Troll.
  8. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    LAUGH. OUT. LOUD.
  9. Profile photo of crazyfangirl
    crazyfangirl Female 18-29
    132 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    O.O
  10. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    Half-assed troll is half-assed.
  11. Profile photo of OzzyMerc
    OzzyMerc Male 30-39
    55 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    How the drat do you become a pedophile on accident?
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Oh dear lord.
  13. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    how the f dose one confuse a body of 7 year with that of 16 year?

    this is troll, its gotta be
  14. Profile photo of alliZILLA
    alliZILLA Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    whaaaaaaat?!
  15. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    7? That`s it? How do you confuse a 7 year old with a 16 year old?!
  16. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Pedophilia and rape isn`t funny, those people are scum and dratimg sick p*ssy nerd faggotts. Go die.
  17. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    ...
  18. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    7?? really? you deserve life just cause youre stupid
  19. Profile photo of Chick_Habit
    Chick_Habit Female 18-29
    23 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    He seriously couldn`t realize right away that the girl was not 16 but in fact much younger?!? Really?!?
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    7? That`s it? How do you confuse a 7 year old with a 16 year old?!

    He is just trolling obviously
  21. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Do you like buttsex, Jeremy? I really hope you like buttsex...
  22. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    lol....can`t get much worse age-dar than that...
  23. Profile photo of Chivesll
    Chivesll Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    words cannot even describe...
  24. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    That must`ve been a really tall 7 year old...
  25. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Either a troll or an unfortunate blind guy with a midget fetish using voice-recognition software.
  26. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Bloody trolls.
  27. Profile photo of storm99
    storm99 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    Well, its difficult to tell these days with all the shaving going on..
  28. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    I guess he doesn`t subscribe to "if there`s grass on the field....play ball"
  29. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    No one else hasn`t made that mistake?
  30. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    @ fantom2993: and if there`s no grass, PLAY MUD! (whats with all the pedo-posts today? no joke, every other post today has had to do with some kind of underage)
  31. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    clearly that little bitch was just trying to get in your pants, jeremy, i would say your only obstacle is "how did i confuse a flat chested little girl with a 16 year old?"
  32. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Troll. A 7 YO is like, really short!!
  33. Profile photo of TYROCKS
    TYROCKS Male 13-17
    37 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Well, he`s f***ed. How can you not tell the difference between a 16-yr old and a 7-yr old? He dun goofed.
  34. Profile photo of Yawa77
    Yawa77 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    ah europe... everyday life
  35. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    I`ll admit it`s getting harder to tell if a girl is of legal age or not these days, but a 7-year-old?? Come on!
  36. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Nerd_Rage
    It`s more likely than you think.
    My 21 year old fiancee looks like a 13 year old, and can look prepubescent in some outfits.
    She had growth problems as a kid... had to take hormones just to get her to puberty.
  37. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    That`s ...retardedly fuuucked up.
    who is letting their 7 year old daughter out of their sight? Messed up little girl and obviously a stuuuupid stupid boy
  38. Profile photo of storm99
    storm99 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    @ nerd-rage...why do you even want to have a gf that looks 13 ?? On the other hand maybe she`s the 7 year olds mother.
  39. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    Strict liability - ignorance of a material fact is not a defense.

    And nobody - nobody - mistakes a 7 year old for 16. 7 years old is completely prepubescent.
  40. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    -.-`
  41. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    I`m sorry, but if you`re stupid enough to believe a girl when she says she`s 16, when she`s 7, you belong in jail. Forget looks, there is a maturity and experience level to consider here. Another great test, does she have pubes? If the answer to that is no, then she`s too young. If yes, then she can still be too young. You can tell if a girl is shaven or not. Other great signs: Does she have hips? Does she have boobs? Is she tall enough to where she actually has to get on her knees to service you? Can she describe what its like to go through hell and back once a month? If you introduce her to your wingman will he say she`s too young? If the answer to any of these is yes, then think twice. You`re a dumbass, and when you go to prison, just remember that if you drop the soap, don`t pick it up.
  42. Profile photo of pooki3
    pooki3 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    @storm99 I look 13... :(
  43. Profile photo of defiythelie
    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    She must have been a pygmy! They are fully developed by age 8.
  44. Profile photo of Ston
    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Whatever country he`s from where the 16 year olds look 7, remind me to stay the hell away from there.

    You`d spend most of your time looking around for Chris Hansen and Pedobear.
  45. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Yeah this is definitely fake. I mean just the growth and height difference of a teenager to a 7 year old is astonishing. Unless the girl has a disease, this guy is either trolling or incredibly perverted.
  46. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    I can`t believe some of you are taking this seriously. It`s obviously a joke, as is every other Yahoo question.
  47. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    @bridog6996 Exactly.
  48. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    Luckydave wins the award for most unintentionally creepy post about underage girls.
  49. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    yahoo trolls don`t usually put a full name...uh oh.
  50. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    ine dis many
  51. Profile photo of Aluciel
    Aluciel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    she was 7?!?!? and he believed she was 16?? He deserves the guilt...
  52. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    Maybe she had that disease that makes you age really rapidly. Lol. Good thing it`s not an STD. :-D
  53. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    His life is over.
  54. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 12:31 am
    Maybe she was born on a leap year and is actually 28....
  55. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 12:43 am
    I`d do it
  56. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 12:45 am
    TROLL
  57. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 1:10 am
    lol 7 yeah right.
  58. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 1:21 am
    yeah, I smell troll. Not a particularly subtle troll either...
  59. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:19 am
    baha, 7 didn`t expect that.
  60. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:22 am
    Troll, but still hilarious.
  61. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:59 am
    Iono, it`s probably a troll, but I got a friend whose daughter is 10 but could easily pass for 15-16. People mature at different rates.
  62. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:09 am
    Very subtle, Troll.
  63. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 4:14 am
    I say pretend your mental to get into a institution.
  64. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Say waaa?

    And lofl @ Yudontn0me =]
  65. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 5:19 am
    It`s hard to do anything but laugh at this. I can`t even get offended imagining she was really 7.
  66. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 5:52 am
    Please. That`s nothing. I fu#&ed the Olsen twins before they were famous.
  67. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:12 am
    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THIS PEDOPHILE SHOULD BE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  68. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:20 am
    I hope Jeremey means 17 not 7
  69. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 6:44 am
    how the hell would she believe a 7 yr old is a 16 yr old?! here`s some ways to tell the difference: Height, intelligence, how much they get words wrong.
  70. Profile photo of roscolaw
    roscolaw Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 4, 2010 at 6:47 am
    uk (dot) answers (dot) yahoo (dot) com (slash) question (slash) index?qid=20100623173602AAtN87t
  71. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:11 am
    What a douch.
  72. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 7:50 am

  73. Profile photo of alx-ndr
    alx-ndr Male 18-29
    95 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:04 am
    successful troll is successful
  74. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:53 am
    What kind off a moron would get tricked into sex by a 7 year old !?
  75. Profile photo of Snorre
    Snorre Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:05 am

  76. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:27 am
    More obvious troll than the penis inspection day one. I mean come on, NO ONE could mistake a 7 year old for a 16 year old.
  77. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:33 am
    i wish i did not click on this one, wtf
  78. Profile photo of sumcrazzykid
    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 11:55 am
    game over
  79. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Easy to get out of that! Flee to France, make a ton of money producing movies, have Hollywood stars stick up for you and then fight extradition when you get caught at a Swiss airport.
  80. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    she must be a mature looking girl or a really stupid guy...or troll (i hope)
  81. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    o no, thats just wrong!
  82. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    O_o
  83. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    lmao remind me of a t-shir i once seen with the words, `sorry officer i didnt realise she was only 8`
  84. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    I actually laughed.
  85. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    This guy gets bored on Y! Answers from time to time. In the "Cancer" section, he writes "At school, somebody told me that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer. As I touched my face, I realised it was. I managed to move my hand too quickly for anybody to notice, but I`ve been sat in front of the mirror all night, and my hand is definitely bigger."

    I find it quite humorous.
  86. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    How can you possible confuse someone who is seven years old for a teenager?
  87. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    That actually had some shock value at the end. I laughed.
  88. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    this was on the top 50 list that was posted right before this
  89. Profile photo of LOLVIKINGS
    LOLVIKINGS Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    And some people are apparently new to the internet. It`s obviously fake, there`s no need to call it out.
  90. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Trolling HARD.

    XD
  91. Profile photo of miarty
    miarty Female 18-29
    32 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:38 am
    this is the best i`ve seen in a while :D

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