Yahoo Answers: You`re Going To Jail Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Let"s hope Jeremy is just kidding and this really bizarre situation is made up. Because if it"s not...
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Female 32
this is the best i`ve seen in a while :D
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Female 2,352
Trolling HARD.

XD
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Male 43
And some people are apparently new to the internet. It`s obviously fake, there`s no need to call it out.
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Male 1,193
this was on the top 50 list that was posted right before this
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Male 328
That actually had some shock value at the end. I laughed.
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Female 463
How can you possible confuse someone who is seven years old for a teenager?
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Female 204
This guy gets bored on Y! Answers from time to time. In the "Cancer" section, he writes "At school, somebody told me that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer. As I touched my face, I realised it was. I managed to move my hand too quickly for anybody to notice, but I`ve been sat in front of the mirror all night, and my hand is definitely bigger."

I find it quite humorous.
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Male 141
I actually laughed.
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Male 339
lmao remind me of a t-shir i once seen with the words, `sorry officer i didnt realise she was only 8`
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Male 5,314
O_o
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Male 25,417
o no, thats just wrong!
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Female 1,043
she must be a mature looking girl or a really stupid guy...or troll (i hope)
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Male 881
Easy to get out of that! Flee to France, make a ton of money producing movies, have Hollywood stars stick up for you and then fight extradition when you get caught at a Swiss airport.
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Female 55
game over
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Male 794
i wish i did not click on this one, wtf
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Male 451
More obvious troll than the penis inspection day one. I mean come on, NO ONE could mistake a 7 year old for a 16 year old.
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Male 27

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Male 1,043
What kind off a moron would get tricked into sex by a 7 year old !?
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Male 95
successful troll is successful
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Male 144

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Male 6,694
What a douch.
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Male 1
uk (dot) answers (dot) yahoo (dot) com (slash) question (slash) index?qid=20100623173602AAtN87t
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Male 253
how the hell would she believe a 7 yr old is a 16 yr old?! here`s some ways to tell the difference: Height, intelligence, how much they get words wrong.
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Female 430
I hope Jeremey means 17 not 7
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Male 698
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PEDOPHILE SHOULD BE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 3,369
Please. That`s nothing. I fu#&ed the Olsen twins before they were famous.
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Female 347
It`s hard to do anything but laugh at this. I can`t even get offended imagining she was really 7.
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Female 166
Say waaa?

And lofl @ Yudontn0me =]
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Male 5,189
Ya got trolled IAB. Even though everyone said it already.
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Male 341
I say pretend your mental to get into a institution.
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Female 164
Very subtle, Troll.
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Male 5,094
Iono, it`s probably a troll, but I got a friend whose daughter is 10 but could easily pass for 15-16. People mature at different rates.
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Male 749
Troll, but still hilarious.
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Female 1,095
baha, 7 didn`t expect that.
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Male 240
yeah, I smell troll. Not a particularly subtle troll either...
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Male 397
lol 7 yeah right.
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Female 225
TROLL
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Male 2,506
I`d do it
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Female 414
Maybe she was born on a leap year and is actually 28....
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Male 1,505
His life is over.
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Male 1,059
Maybe she had that disease that makes you age really rapidly. Lol. Good thing it`s not an STD. :-D
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Female 116
she was 7?!?!? and he believed she was 16?? He deserves the guilt...
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Male 845
ine dis many
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Male 1,083
yahoo trolls don`t usually put a full name...uh oh.
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Male 447
Luckydave wins the award for most unintentionally creepy post about underage girls.
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Male 249
@bridog6996 Exactly.
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Male 571
I can`t believe some of you are taking this seriously. It`s obviously a joke, as is every other Yahoo question.
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Male 249
Yeah this is definitely fake. I mean just the growth and height difference of a teenager to a 7 year old is astonishing. Unless the girl has a disease, this guy is either trolling or incredibly perverted.
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Male 198
Whatever country he`s from where the 16 year olds look 7, remind me to stay the hell away from there.

You`d spend most of your time looking around for Chris Hansen and Pedobear.
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Male 230
She must have been a pygmy! They are fully developed by age 8.
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Female 26
@storm99 I look 13... :(
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Male 675
I`m sorry, but if you`re stupid enough to believe a girl when she says she`s 16, when she`s 7, you belong in jail. Forget looks, there is a maturity and experience level to consider here. Another great test, does she have pubes? If the answer to that is no, then she`s too young. If yes, then she can still be too young. You can tell if a girl is shaven or not. Other great signs: Does she have hips? Does she have boobs? Is she tall enough to where she actually has to get on her knees to service you? Can she describe what its like to go through hell and back once a month? If you introduce her to your wingman will he say she`s too young? If the answer to any of these is yes, then think twice. You`re a dumbass, and when you go to prison, just remember that if you drop the soap, don`t pick it up.
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Female 88
-.-`
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Male 4,014
Strict liability - ignorance of a material fact is not a defense.

And nobody - nobody - mistakes a 7 year old for 16. 7 years old is completely prepubescent.
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Male 28
@ nerd-rage...why do you even want to have a gf that looks 13 ?? On the other hand maybe she`s the 7 year olds mother.
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Female 202
That`s ...retardedly fuuucked up.
who is letting their 7 year old daughter out of their sight? Messed up little girl and obviously a stuuuupid stupid boy
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Male 250
Nerd_Rage
It`s more likely than you think.
My 21 year old fiancee looks like a 13 year old, and can look prepubescent in some outfits.
She had growth problems as a kid... had to take hormones just to get her to puberty.
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Male 1,590
I`ll admit it`s getting harder to tell if a girl is of legal age or not these days, but a 7-year-old?? Come on!
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Male 10
ah europe... everyday life
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Male 37
Well, he`s f***ed. How can you not tell the difference between a 16-yr old and a 7-yr old? He dun goofed.
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Male 40,349
Troll. A 7 YO is like, really short!!
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Male 425
clearly that little bitch was just trying to get in your pants, jeremy, i would say your only obstacle is "how did i confuse a flat chested little girl with a 16 year old?"
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Male 757
@ fantom2993: and if there`s no grass, PLAY MUD! (whats with all the pedo-posts today? no joke, every other post today has had to do with some kind of underage)
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Female 307
No one else hasn`t made that mistake?
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Male 342
I guess he doesn`t subscribe to "if there`s grass on the field....play ball"
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Male 28
Well, its difficult to tell these days with all the shaving going on..
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Male 931
Bloody trolls.
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Male 4,680
Either a troll or an unfortunate blind guy with a midget fetish using voice-recognition software.
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Female 1,623
That must`ve been a really tall 7 year old...
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Female 4
words cannot even describe...
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Male 3,915
lol....can`t get much worse age-dar than that...
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Male 315
Do you like buttsex, Jeremy? I really hope you like buttsex...
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Male 15,510
[quote] 7? That`s it? How do you confuse a 7 year old with a 16 year old?! [/quote]

He is just trolling obviously
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Female 23
He seriously couldn`t realize right away that the girl was not 16 but in fact much younger?!? Really?!?
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Male 1,222
7?? really? you deserve life just cause youre stupid
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Female 3,574
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Male 333
Pedophilia and rape isn`t funny, those people are scum and dratimg sick p*ssy nerd faggotts. Go die.
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Female 709
7? That`s it? How do you confuse a 7 year old with a 16 year old?!
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Female 24
whaaaaaaat?!
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Male 2,229
how the f dose one confuse a body of 7 year with that of 16 year?

this is troll, its gotta be
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Male 10,855
Oh dear lord.
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Male 55
How the drat do you become a pedophile on accident?
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Female 4,447
Half-assed troll is half-assed.
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Female 132
O.O
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Male 1,815
LAUGH. OUT. LOUD.
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Female 583
Troll.
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Male 34
stupid. next...
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Female 4,376
yeah i dont believe that for a minute.
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Male 838
Yeah. He`s going to jail.
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Male 11
how do you make that mistake?
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Male 3,482
Troll...

And not even a very good one at that...
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Male 20,828
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