Yahoo Answers!: The Pizza Crust Dilemma [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Eric S. has anger issues.
There are 86 comments:
Male 6,693
Wow. Ouch. How about a psychiatrist. That might help.
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Female 40
wow.. y wud he actually put this on yahoo n ask for an answer.. mega embarrassing..
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Male 262
You`d think his mom would stop buying him more pizza.
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Female 199
it`s funny but I saw it 3 time today already
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Male 321
of all the things, why pizza crust??
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Male 999
epic.
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Female 5,222
...wtf
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Male 2,893
Actually, now that I read my own post, that is a bit extreme.
Go all One Man One Jar on her........
(If you don`t know what that is, don`t look it up, please..... don`t.)
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Male 2,893
Shove a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, that will solve your, and everyone elses problem.
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Female 11
such a repost.
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Male 71
...it says resolved question to... wtf was the answer lol
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Male 3,755
Where does he get all the pizza crust? Does he keep a stash in his room just in case?
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Male 121
I actually laughed out loud. Reminds me of the WOW kid and his remote
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Male 315
Wha...
wai..
wuwhywaat...
aaahhhjeezahhfucgahdamndude.
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Male 454
What kind of warped individual comes to the immediate conclusion that stuffing pizza crusts up your butt is good way of getting back at your mom? The future is f`d.
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Female 2,352
Way to go jackass. You`re never getting pizza again (hopefully).
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Male 5,626
IQover
Only because you are actually thinking about your mom`s ass.
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Male 600
D: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
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Male 1,043
Scarred for life b`cuz of CodeJockey.. for life..
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Female 318
T.T I`m scarred...
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Male 5,626
"Shove the crust up her ass instead. She`ll either hate it or you`ll become much better friends..."
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Male 5,189
Meh.
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Male 25,416
wow!
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Male 258
IT`S FLAWLESS!!!!!
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Male 468
i thought it sounded like a good idea :P
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Male 257
they see me trollin` they hatin`
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Female 2,120
Try a lightbulb. If that poo breaks inside of you your hospital bill goes sky high. Or you could just be really careful when you poo from then on.
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Male 123
Crafty devil. Will try this.
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Female 251
He should try pine cones! THAT`ll give her a scare.
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Female 204
Oh my yes, I do have some issues, but none of them are "serious" (according to my psychiatrist)

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Female 3,562
How many times does a kid have to do that before you decide never to eat pizza again?
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Male 285
dude you gotta go with 2 pizza crusts next time if she isn`t getting the point.
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Female 166
Who wouldn`t do that to piss someone off?
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Male 1,067
@cornflakegrl,
I think you might have some serious issues.
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Male 1,256
Here`s some advice, Eric: Either stop eating pizza, or eat the damn crust before you end up putting it in your butt. Just sayin`...
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Female 204
It`ll piss her off more if you put a large dead moth inside her toothbrush...

I did that to a girl I lived with. You gotta push it way down in the bristles. Sooo gross.
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Male 924
hoodafakizit...you win 10 internets and a talking parrot
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Male 169
Obvious troll. Still hilarious though lmao.
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Male 353
If he shoves several crusts up there he could get the Domino Effect
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Male 770
some people just keep trying to prove darwin wrong.
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Male 312
What the hell XD
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Male 188
Oh god, Oh god, please be fake. Eric S. junior would be a walking disaster zone.
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Female 533
saw this on college humor. there were 2 other great yahoo answers on there too
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Male 571
Um, I guess you could try sticking the pizza crust up your mom`s butt. No sense punishing yourself.
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Male 1,505
LMFAO
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Male 23
kill yourself.... that`ll show her!
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Female 112
lol daisy XD
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Male 977
Try telling her you`re gay.
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Male 648
who knew crakrjak`s name was eric?
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Female 1,043
i was going to eat pizza tonight, iab....
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Female 90
*tee hee hee* Crusty butthole!!
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Male 7,833
why is this what he goes too, why not break something or get arrested. this is less painful.
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Female 3,726
Gerry1of1 Male, 40-49, Western US
1887 Posts Friday, August 20, 2010 11:27:41 AM
Dear Eric S,

Pull the crust out and eat it at the dinner table. That should do the trick.
_____

OH GOD...you went there...

....the visual....*THROWS UP*
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Male 491
Is`t everything an yahoo answers real? derrr
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Male 161
Duh,everyone knows you shove chicken wings up your non-nice individual.
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Male 15,510
I cant imagine the person who really believes is real
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Male 203
Strangely, I want some pizza now...
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Female 72
Fricken reposts everywhere.
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Male 886
I don`t care if its legit or not.

I have a mental image of a meatball falling off the crust as he shoves it up his arsehole.


`nuff to make me not want pizza.
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Female 463
Wow...
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Male 2,148
I love how many comments here are "TROLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" as if the other people here aren`t smart enough to realize that and you`re doing them a big favor or something.
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Male 487
even though it`s a troll it made me laugh
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Male 113
Dammit. Why does everybody have to be Trollin`
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Male 39,929
Dear Eric S,

Pull the crust out and eat it at the dinner table. That should do the trick.

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Female 28
trollin
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Male 348
They see me trollin`
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Female 282
Most definitely a troll, I searched it and a crapload of posts exactly like that came up.
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Female 676
"Kill yourself. That`ll teach her."
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Male 303
=(
`nother repost...
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Female 839
i KNOW it`s a troll but my God it made me laugh, so where`s the harm? i would have loved to see the answers..
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Male 4
You`s trollin`...

Roflcopter, Homegrown.

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Female 170
trololol
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Male 701
No he`s not serious, it`s probably someone from 4chan screwing around as usual.
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Male 3,285
There are two things that worry me.

People who make these dumb trolling posts on Yahoo answers. And people on here who take them as fully legit.
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Male 886
I...wont ever look at a slice the same way again...in fact I don`t think I like pizza anymore.

>:(
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Male 224
Gives a new meaning the STUFFED crust pizza XD
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Male 613
Anyone who`d disrespect pizza like that is sick
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Female 584
...is he serious?
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Female 3,574
You do that to get back at your mom? Haha you just keep telling yourself that, kid.
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Male 724
Last time I read this, it was a carrot I think.
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Male 1,455
If this was real, then posting his problems on the Internet and making fun of him isn`t really going to help him.
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Female 1,593
Is this that spoiled Wow kid? You know, the one that shoves a remote up his ass?
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Male 194
These are not even fun anymore. Why not just write "insert fake scenario here" and let people use their imagination?
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Male 12,138
Is Yahoo Answers just ALL trolls these days or what?
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Male 2,441
Nope just keeep doing that kid
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Male 20,916
Link: Yahoo Answers!: The Pizza Crust Dilemma [Pic] [Rate Link] - Eric S. has anger issues.
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