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Date: 08/20/10 10:03 AM

86 Responses to Yahoo Answers!: The Pizza Crust Dilemma [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Link: Yahoo Answers!: The Pizza Crust Dilemma - Eric S. has anger issues.
  2. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Nope just keeep doing that kid
  3. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Is Yahoo Answers just ALL trolls these days or what?
  4. Profile photo of Sarph
    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:05 am
    These are not even fun anymore. Why not just write "insert fake scenario here" and let people use their imagination?
  5. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Is this that spoiled Wow kid? You know, the one that shoves a remote up his ass?
  6. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:07 am
    If this was real, then posting his problems on the Internet and making fun of him isn`t really going to help him.
  7. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Last time I read this, it was a carrot I think.
  8. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:11 am
    You do that to get back at your mom? Haha you just keep telling yourself that, kid.
  9. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:16 am
    ...is he serious?
  10. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Anyone who`d disrespect pizza like that is sick
  11. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Gives a new meaning the STUFFED crust pizza XD
  12. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I...wont ever look at a slice the same way again...in fact I don`t think I like pizza anymore.

    >:(
  13. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:32 am
    There are two things that worry me.

    People who make these dumb trolling posts on Yahoo answers. And people on here who take them as fully legit.
  14. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:32 am
    No he`s not serious, it`s probably someone from 4chan screwing around as usual.
  15. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:48 am
    trololol
  16. Profile photo of Miketron
    Miketron Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:56 am
    You`s trollin`...

    Roflcopter, Homegrown.

  17. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:58 am
    i KNOW it`s a troll but my God it made me laugh, so where`s the harm? i would have loved to see the answers..
  18. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:00 am
    =(
    `nother repost...
  19. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:01 am
    "Kill yourself. That`ll teach her."
  20. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Most definitely a troll, I searched it and a crapload of posts exactly like that came up.
  21. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:22 am
    They see me trollin`
  22. Profile photo of PlutoRules
    PlutoRules Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:22 am
    trollin
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Dear Eric S,

    Pull the crust out and eat it at the dinner table. That should do the trick.

  24. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Dammit. Why does everybody have to be Trollin`
  25. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:32 am
    even though it`s a troll it made me laugh
  26. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:33 am
    I love how many comments here are "TROLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" as if the other people here aren`t smart enough to realize that and you`re doing them a big favor or something.
  27. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Wow...
  28. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:48 am
    I don`t care if its legit or not.

    I have a mental image of a meatball falling off the crust as he shoves it up his arsehole.


    `nuff to make me not want pizza.
  29. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Fricken reposts everywhere.
  30. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Strangely, I want some pizza now...
  31. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    I cant imagine the person who really believes is real
  32. Profile photo of Rangerahab
    Rangerahab Male 18-29
    161 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Duh,everyone knows you shove chicken wings up your non-nice individual.
  33. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Is`t everything an yahoo answers real? derrr
  34. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Gerry1of1 Male, 40-49, Western US
    1887 Posts Friday, August 20, 2010 11:27:41 AM
    Dear Eric S,

    Pull the crust out and eat it at the dinner table. That should do the trick.
    _____

    OH GOD...you went there...

    ....the visual....*THROWS UP*
  35. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7463 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    why is this what he goes too, why not break something or get arrested. this is less painful.
  36. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    *tee hee hee* Crusty butthole!!
  37. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    i was going to eat pizza tonight, iab....
  38. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    who knew crakrjak`s name was eric?
  39. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Try telling her you`re gay.
  40. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    lol daisy XD
  41. Profile photo of landfill
    landfill Male 30-39
    23 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    kill yourself.... that`ll show her!
  42. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    LMFAO
  43. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Um, I guess you could try sticking the pizza crust up your mom`s butt. No sense punishing yourself.
  44. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    saw this on college humor. there were 2 other great yahoo answers on there too
  45. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Oh god, Oh god, please be fake. Eric S. junior would be a walking disaster zone.
  46. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    What the hell XD
  47. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    some people just keep trying to prove darwin wrong.
  48. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    If he shoves several crusts up there he could get the Domino Effect
  49. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Obvious troll. Still hilarious though lmao.
  50. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    hoodafakizit...you win 10 internets and a talking parrot
  51. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    It`ll piss her off more if you put a large dead moth inside her toothbrush...

    I did that to a girl I lived with. You gotta push it way down in the bristles. Sooo gross.
  52. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Here`s some advice, Eric: Either stop eating pizza, or eat the damn crust before you end up putting it in your butt. Just sayin`...
  53. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    @cornflakegrl,
    I think you might have some serious issues.
  54. Profile photo of alisia
    alisia Female 18-29
    166 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Who wouldn`t do that to piss someone off?
  55. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    dude you gotta go with 2 pizza crusts next time if she isn`t getting the point.
  56. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    How many times does a kid have to do that before you decide never to eat pizza again?
  57. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    Oh my yes, I do have some issues, but none of them are "serious" (according to my psychiatrist)

  58. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    He should try pine cones! THAT`ll give her a scare.
  59. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Crafty devil. Will try this.
  60. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Try a lightbulb. If that poo breaks inside of you your hospital bill goes sky high. Or you could just be really careful when you poo from then on.
  61. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    they see me trollin` they hatin`
  62. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    i thought it sounded like a good idea :P
  63. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    IT`S FLAWLESS!!!!!
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    wow!
  65. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:26 am
    "Shove the crust up her ass instead. She`ll either hate it or you`ll become much better friends..."
  66. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:37 am
    T.T I`m scarred...
  67. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:20 am
    Scarred for life b`cuz of CodeJockey.. for life..
  68. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:30 am
    D: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
  69. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:02 am
    IQover
    Only because you are actually thinking about your mom`s ass.
  70. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Way to go jackass. You`re never getting pizza again (hopefully).
  71. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    What kind of warped individual comes to the immediate conclusion that stuffing pizza crusts up your butt is good way of getting back at your mom? The future is f`d.
  72. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Wha...
    wai..
    wuwhywaat...
    aaahhhjeezahhfucgahdamndude.
  73. Profile photo of RFMITCH1
    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    I actually laughed out loud. Reminds me of the WOW kid and his remote
  74. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    Where does he get all the pizza crust? Does he keep a stash in his room just in case?
  75. Profile photo of Jnic815
    Jnic815 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    ...it says resolved question to... wtf was the answer lol
  76. Profile photo of kalifag
    kalifag Female 18-29
    11 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    such a repost.
  77. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    Shove a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, that will solve your, and everyone elses problem.
  78. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    Actually, now that I read my own post, that is a bit extreme.
    Go all One Man One Jar on her........
    (If you don`t know what that is, don`t look it up, please..... don`t.)
  79. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:57 am
    ...wtf
  80. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    epic.
  81. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    of all the things, why pizza crust??
  82. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    it`s funny but I saw it 3 time today already
  83. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:06 am
    You`d think his mom would stop buying him more pizza.
  84. Profile photo of Rudy-Duh
    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
    40 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:14 am
    wow.. y wud he actually put this on yahoo n ask for an answer.. mega embarrassing..
  85. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Wow. Ouch. How about a psychiatrist. That might help.

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