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111 Responses to Yahoo Answers!: I Did It With A Carrot [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Link: Yahoo Answers!: I Did It With A Carrot - This actually isn`t as funny as it is depressing. Is American sex education this bad?
  2. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Bad trolling imo.
  3. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:07 am
    lol.
  4. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5608 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:09 am
    <<-- *Pictures some woman sniffing a carrot then shrugging and eating it...*
  5. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3915 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:11 am
    you`ve obviously given your family AIDS.....all hope is lost...
  6. Profile photo of dmn11366
    dmn11366 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:11 am
    *FACEPALM*
  7. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3285 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Whats depressing limphotdog is you thought it was real and not a troll
  8. Profile photo of dukat
    dukat Female 50-59
    71 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:16 am
    oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh the horror!
  9. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:17 am
    you know, I-A-B has been hitting on America and Americans a lot lately...
  10. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2395 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:18 am
    AIDS salad, that`s new.
  11. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Yea let`s get the Alien and Sedition Act into effect ..for someone who talks about American education, Fancy sure does make a lot of grammar and link mistakes
  12. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    658 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Where does it say that she`s American?
  13. Profile photo of Miss_Jenny
    Miss_Jenny Female 18-29
    31 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Obvious troll is obvious.
  14. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:24 am
    to thefireguy22; thats what happens when your an easy target...
  15. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Yes the America bashing is seems to be a constant and is getting a bit old. I think ill go do something else.
  16. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Lol, this is so a troll.
  17. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Again with an America bashing subtitle? What does this even have to do with countries of origin??

    I`m glad IAB slowed down on the anti-religion posts (at one point it seemed like there were 1 or 2 posted everyday)but I guess you traded that to bash Americans, even if it has nothing to do with what`s pictured.
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:45 am
    Yup, trolling
  19. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2034 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Are there any real questions on Yahoo answers anymore? Or are they all just trolls?
  20. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    I know it`s a troll and everything, but god I can`t imagine if someone really did that and that actually happened haha
  21. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Do any other countries use `mom` instead of mum? I never read the caption, but it sounded American to me.

    I`m happy to see bashing of any nationality, I don`t think there`s much UK bashing, but then, nothing funny really happens here, does it? Besides, it`s hard to take the piss out of a country who has `Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman` jokes as it`s first call in the repertoire.
  22. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    They see me trollin`, they hatin...
  23. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Oh man this caption said something bad about American uhhhnnnnn poostorm time drat you IAB.

    In all seriousness, I really can see a few of my air-headed American girlfriends asking about stupid poo like this.
  24. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Some teens, so stupid. I am amazed that some have enough brain power to actually fuction or to interact with the world around them.
  25. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10793 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:31 pm

  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Dear VegiCurious:

    Don`t worry about it. I did the same thing when I was your age with my brothers tooth brush. No one was ever the wiser.
  27. Profile photo of Porcelain93
    Porcelain93 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Why do people on IAB never seem to understand that all these Y!A posts are just jokes?
  28. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 40-49
    4946 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    On the trolling world rank this must be on the first 5 places.
  29. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    What`s wrong with your fingers? DUH! Use them!
  30. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    funny
  31. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    August 14, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Whilst these Yahoo answers posts are all quite obviously fake, they are very funny (Y)

    I may do one myself and submit the link on here..
  32. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7546 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    i really hope this is a joke like most yahoo answers i see
  33. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10793 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    @Gerry1of1

  34. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    haha. that is great
  35. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    5220 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Ladies, send your carrots to I-A-B!
  36. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    trolled hard
  37. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    ...yep I think I just puked a little
  38. Profile photo of Manipura
    Manipura Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Who puts carrots in a salad. EW
  39. Profile photo of jacknsally
    jacknsally Female 18-29
    38 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    dude... if youve never had sex you tard youre not gonna give them aids... :facepalm:
  40. Profile photo of cjap2011
    cjap2011 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Was the "Is American sex education this bad?" necessary? Every country has their retards. American ones are just exposed more than others.

    Additionally, what`s with the American hating recently?
  41. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Don`t pat the troll.
  42. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    I wonder if ignorance is infectious.... I think sex education nowadays is all about terrifying and/or traumatizing the little ones.

    Also, the yahoo answers trolls are pretty lame. They really need to step up their game.
  43. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    @cjap2011 It`s just jealousy. Don`t worry about the bashing. USA is still the place to be by far.
  44. Profile photo of Levyn
    Levyn Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    jacknsally, you realize a child can be born infected, right? HIV-positive children.
  45. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    as slightly entertaining as this is, stop posting on iab, its just feeding the trolls
  46. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    she should get a camera and put it on youtube
  47. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    ""I may do one myself and submit the link on here.."

    I submitted a question years ago, asking people what if God is really a woman. A black woman.
  48. Profile photo of s8tan
    s8tan Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    @Levyn: Dumbas5..
    If she is born with HIV, and she knows it, then she probably also know that her parents have it to.
    Do`h...
  49. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    ha ha ha! no kid of mine !
  50. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    "she should get a camera and put it on youtube"


  51. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    sooooo technically she lost her virginity to a vegetable. nice.
  52. Profile photo of Desiax010
    Desiax010 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Actually...I`ve heard of someone dying the same way...I think it was on 1000 ways to die.
  53. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    "sooooo technically she lost her virginity to a vegetable. nice." Virginity is defined by penetration with a penis. Simply breaking your hymen doesn`t mean you lost your virginity.
  54. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    LOLOLOL.... That is the funniest poo Ive read in Fcking forever!!
  55. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    If she`s a virgin, how does she have aids to begin with? let alone give it to her family... XD
  56. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    that post tanking into consideration that the family doesnt already have it
    V
  57. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    She washed it when she was done? Oh, then everything`s fine.
  58. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    "Virginity is defined by penetration with a penis. Simply breaking your hymen doesn`t mean you lost your virginity."

    depends on your definition of virginity. some think it has nothign to do with the dick at all, but is a "spiritual/emotional" thing...so if a virgin is raped, she technically didn`t lose her virginity.

    i happen to think once the hymen is broken, no matter by what, the virginity is gone. we each have our own opinion on the popping of the cherry.
  59. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Here yah go gals, just in case you get the same idea.......
    LOLOLOLOLOLO
  60. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    why would she use the pointy end to begin with :|
  61. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    So tell your family you gave them AIDS via a carrot. They`ll understand.
  62. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    hahahahahahaha greatest troll ever, but i`m going to pretend that this was a serious question
  63. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    Was she never taught anything about aids? Should have went with the cucumber first, but then she`d only be into black guys XD
  64. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    @GuardinGnome

    Actually using a douche can have the same effect.

    Ladies, douche bags are deadly! Never use them.
  65. Profile photo of anymoose
    anymoose Male 18-29
    28 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    what makes you think the asker was american? Are you just that ignorant?
  66. Profile photo of Nick98
    Nick98 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    It was taken off an american website...
  67. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    Lols! @Hitaki318 That`d be my advice too :P
  68. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    sex with vetetables....hmm
    so it was the carrots whos tarted aids..not chimps....no wonder their so angry
  69. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10793 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    @GuardinGnome

    I believe that was death# 674 on 1000 Ways to Die. AKA Killdo!
  70. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    599 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    def fake, "Your Answered Question"
  71. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    Someone should have replied, "Yes, your whole family now has AIDS thanks to you. They now have one year to live. Make the best of it."

    People are stupid.
  72. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    Pffft, who uses carrots? Everybody knows that broccoli is the way to go.
  73. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:05 am
    I can find at least 3 reasons why this question is so wrong...
  74. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1371 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:18 am
    @pingas. Only 3?
  75. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5094 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:46 am
    Somewhat clever troll is somewhat clever.
  76. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 3:29 am
    i facepalmed and didn`t even notice i was facepalming until i took my hand away from my face about 5 minutes later.
  77. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 4:27 am
    -_- sounds as stupid as a story 1 of my friends used to tell where someone bled to death from masturbating with a sharpened carrot.
  78. Profile photo of MayjorPain
    MayjorPain Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 4:53 am
    Ahahaha, what a dumbass bitch.
  79. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2010 at 5:34 am
    Seriously, What a Dumbass.
  80. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:13 am
    Why the hell did she put it back?
  81. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:26 am
    where are all the stupid people from.... and how they get to be so dumb?!!?
  82. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:00 am
    Why no one has answered something epic yet?!?!?
  83. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2427 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Is she a junkie that shares needles? How did she get AIDS?
  84. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Poor family...now they have her AIDS....


    ......*sarcasm*
  85. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Well, that was terribly disgusting. I`m going off the vomit violently now, see ya :)
  86. Profile photo of imbored454
    imbored454 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:58 am
    "where are all the stupid people from.... and how they get to be so dumb?!!?"

    I think I`ll go listen to some NoFx now.
  87. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    why would she even use the pointy end? :|
  88. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    ffs.
  89. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    NOFX!!!
  90. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1371 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    @imbored454 That`s from the decline, right? NoFX FTW!
  91. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    What`s a NOFX?
  92. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Did she even have aids?
  93. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    someone dropped a steamer in the gene pool
  94. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Mhmm mm.. Eggs in the salad.
  95. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    once again bashing americans, it doesnt even say she is american dumbass
  96. Profile photo of ardara
    ardara Female 30-39
    48 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:40 am
    Hopefully her Mom does not stock the fridge with baby carrots, imagine giving birth without even knowing you were pregnant.
  97. Profile photo of macelaru
    macelaru Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:21 am
    even americans secretly know that she is american, even if it doesnt say so xD
  98. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:23 am
    She.... popped her cherry with a carrot... sad. Ruin it for everybody else.
  99. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Nasty little girl.
  100. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:34 am
    "I`m scared I have given my family AIDS" What?
  101. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    she needs to eat all the carrot pieces herself.
    its only fair
  102. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    She`s probably from Florida.
  103. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    TROLOLOL!
  104. Profile photo of Dutch-Master
    Dutch-Master Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 5:38 am
    thats america
  105. Profile photo of jamie10310
    jamie10310 Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    LOL this has got to be a joke xD
  106. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    they see me trollin` they hatin`
  107. Profile photo of lerato
    lerato Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    While reading, I was all WTF...
    Until that AIDS part.
    TTRROOLLLL.
  108. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    Ummm, it could be real. It`s easy to forget how dumb and scared people are about sex.
  109. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Hey Dutch Boy, why don`t you take the finger out of your ass, stick it back in the dyke and kill yourself? Oh and if you have time, suck a bag of dicks!!!!
  110. Profile photo of whatevs
    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:51 am
    kinda ruins it when you notice that the person who wrote was the same one who posted this screenshot
    notice how it says "your resolved question"

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