Yahoo Answers!: I Did It With A Carrot [Pic]

Submitted by: limphotdog 6 years ago Weird

This actually isn"t as funny as it is depressing. Is American sex education this bad?
There are 111 comments:
Female 126
kinda ruins it when you notice that the person who wrote was the same one who posted this screenshot
notice how it says "your resolved question"
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Male 163
Hey Dutch Boy, why don`t you take the finger out of your ass, stick it back in the dyke and kill yourself? Oh and if you have time, suck a bag of dicks!!!!
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Female 535
Ummm, it could be real. It`s easy to forget how dumb and scared people are about sex.
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Male 78
While reading, I was all WTF...
Until that AIDS part.
TTRROOLLLL.
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Male 257
they see me trollin` they hatin`
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Male 4
LOL this has got to be a joke xD
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Male 52
thats america
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Female 171
TROLOLOL!
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Male 285
She`s probably from Florida.
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Female 221
she needs to eat all the carrot pieces herself.
its only fair
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Male 1,312
"I`m scared I have given my family AIDS" What?
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Male 6,694
Nasty little girl.
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Male 483
She.... popped her cherry with a carrot... sad. Ruin it for everybody else.
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Male 25
even americans secretly know that she is american, even if it doesnt say so xD
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Female 48
Hopefully her Mom does not stock the fridge with baby carrots, imagine giving birth without even knowing you were pregnant.
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Male 260
once again bashing americans, it doesnt even say she is american dumbass
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Female 250
Mhmm mm.. Eggs in the salad.
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Male 663
someone dropped a steamer in the gene pool
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Male 2,506
Did she even have aids?
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Male 576
What`s a NOFX?
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Male 1,371
@imbored454 That`s from the decline, right? NoFX FTW!
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Male 541
NOFX!!!
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Female 688
ffs.
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Male 3,745
why would she even use the pointy end? :|
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Male 51
"where are all the stupid people from.... and how they get to be so dumb?!!?"

I think I`ll go listen to some NoFx now.
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Male 593
Well, that was terribly disgusting. I`m going off the vomit violently now, see ya :)
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Female 351
Poor family...now they have her AIDS....


......*sarcasm*
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Male 2,436
Is she a junkie that shares needles? How did she get AIDS?
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Male 165
Why no one has answered something epic yet?!?!?
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Male 96
where are all the stupid people from.... and how they get to be so dumb?!!?
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Female 322
Why the hell did she put it back?
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Male 203
Seriously, What a Dumbass.
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Male 12
Ahahaha, what a dumbass bitch.
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Male 519
-_- sounds as stupid as a story 1 of my friends used to tell where someone bled to death from masturbating with a sharpened carrot.
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Female 2,289
i facepalmed and didn`t even notice i was facepalming until i took my hand away from my face about 5 minutes later.
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Male 5,094
Somewhat clever troll is somewhat clever.
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Male 5,190
Trolled again.
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Male 1,371
@pingas. Only 3?
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Male 312
I can find at least 3 reasons why this question is so wrong...
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Male 312
Pffft, who uses carrots? Everybody knows that broccoli is the way to go.
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Male 527
Someone should have replied, "Yes, your whole family now has AIDS thanks to you. They now have one year to live. Make the best of it."

People are stupid.
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Male 599
def fake, "Your Answered Question"
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Male 10,842
@GuardinGnome

I believe that was death# 674 on 1000 Ways to Die. AKA Killdo!
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Female 654
sex with vetetables....hmm
so it was the carrots whos tarted aids..not chimps....no wonder their so angry
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Female 463
Lols! @Hitaki318 That`d be my advice too :P
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Male 16
It was taken off an american website...
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Male 28
what makes you think the asker was american? Are you just that ignorant?
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Female 1,008
@GuardinGnome

Actually using a douche can have the same effect.

Ladies, douche bags are deadly! Never use them.
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Male 224
Was she never taught anything about aids? Should have went with the cucumber first, but then she`d only be into black guys XD
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Male 500
hahahahahahaha greatest troll ever, but i`m going to pretend that this was a serious question
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Female 193
So tell your family you gave them AIDS via a carrot. They`ll understand.
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Male 3,745
why would she use the pointy end to begin with :|
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Male 2,893
Here yah go gals, just in case you get the same idea.......
LOLOLOLOLOLO
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Female 1,798
"Virginity is defined by penetration with a penis. Simply breaking your hymen doesn`t mean you lost your virginity."

depends on your definition of virginity. some think it has nothign to do with the dick at all, but is a "spiritual/emotional" thing...so if a virgin is raped, she technically didn`t lose her virginity.

i happen to think once the hymen is broken, no matter by what, the virginity is gone. we each have our own opinion on the popping of the cherry.
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Male 1,598
She washed it when she was done? Oh, then everything`s fine.
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Female 245
that post tanking into consideration that the family doesnt already have it
V
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Female 245
If she`s a virgin, how does she have aids to begin with? let alone give it to her family... XD
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Male 476
LOLOLOL.... That is the funniest poo Ive read in Fcking forever!!
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Female 525
"sooooo technically she lost her virginity to a vegetable. nice." Virginity is defined by penetration with a penis. Simply breaking your hymen doesn`t mean you lost your virginity.
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Male 34
Actually...I`ve heard of someone dying the same way...I think it was on 1000 ways to die.
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Female 1,798
sooooo technically she lost her virginity to a vegetable. nice.
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Male 2,050
"she should get a camera and put it on youtube"


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Male 25,416
ha ha ha! no kid of mine !
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Male 90
@Levyn: Dumbas5..
If she is born with HIV, and she knows it, then she probably also know that her parents have it to.
Do`h...
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Male 15,510
""I may do one myself and submit the link on here.."

I submitted a question years ago, asking people what if God is really a woman. A black woman.
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Male 313
she should get a camera and put it on youtube
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Male 699
as slightly entertaining as this is, stop posting on iab, its just feeding the trolls
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Male 210
jacknsally, you realize a child can be born infected, right? HIV-positive children.
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Male 316
@cjap2011 It`s just jealousy. Don`t worry about the bashing. USA is still the place to be by far.
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Male 240
I wonder if ignorance is infectious.... I think sex education nowadays is all about terrifying and/or traumatizing the little ones.

Also, the yahoo answers trolls are pretty lame. They really need to step up their game.
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Male 350
Don`t pat the troll.
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Male 72
Was the "Is American sex education this bad?" necessary? Every country has their retards. American ones are just exposed more than others.

Additionally, what`s with the American hating recently?
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Female 38
dude... if youve never had sex you tard youre not gonna give them aids... :facepalm:
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Female 61
Who puts carrots in a salad. EW
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Female 533
...yep I think I just puked a little
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Male 1,378
trolled hard
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Male 5,473
Ladies, send your carrots to I-A-B!
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Male 1,196
haha. that is great
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Male 10,842
@Gerry1of1

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Male 7,580
i really hope this is a joke like most yahoo answers i see
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Female 839
Whilst these Yahoo answers posts are all quite obviously fake, they are very funny (Y)

I may do one myself and submit the link on here..
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Male 1,834
funny
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Male 257
What`s wrong with your fingers? DUH! Use them!
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Male 4,977
On the trolling world rank this must be on the first 5 places.
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Female 34
Why do people on IAB never seem to understand that all these Y!A posts are just jokes?
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Male 37,889
Dear VegiCurious:

Don`t worry about it. I did the same thing when I was your age with my brothers tooth brush. No one was ever the wiser.
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Male 10,842

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Male 491
Some teens, so stupid. I am amazed that some have enough brain power to actually fuction or to interact with the world around them.
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Male 1,540
Oh man this caption said something bad about American uhhhnnnnn poostorm time drat you IAB.

In all seriousness, I really can see a few of my air-headed American girlfriends asking about stupid poo like this.
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Male 422
They see me trollin`, they hatin...
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Male 769
Do any other countries use `mom` instead of mum? I never read the caption, but it sounded American to me.

I`m happy to see bashing of any nationality, I don`t think there`s much UK bashing, but then, nothing funny really happens here, does it? Besides, it`s hard to take the piss out of a country who has `Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman` jokes as it`s first call in the repertoire.
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Male 333
I know it`s a troll and everything, but god I can`t imagine if someone really did that and that actually happened haha
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Male 2,034
Are there any real questions on Yahoo answers anymore? Or are they all just trolls?
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Male 15,510
Yup, trolling
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Female 798
Again with an America bashing subtitle? What does this even have to do with countries of origin??

I`m glad IAB slowed down on the anti-religion posts (at one point it seemed like there were 1 or 2 posted everyday)but I guess you traded that to bash Americans, even if it has nothing to do with what`s pictured.
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Male 352
Lol, this is so a troll.
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Male 582
Yes the America bashing is seems to be a constant and is getting a bit old. I think ill go do something else.
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Male 126
to thefireguy22; thats what happens when your an easy target...
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Female 31
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Male 658
Where does it say that she`s American?
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Male 975
Yea let`s get the Alien and Sedition Act into effect ..for someone who talks about American education, Fancy sure does make a lot of grammar and link mistakes
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Male 2,395
AIDS salad, that`s new.
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Male 419
you know, I-A-B has been hitting on America and Americans a lot lately...
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Female 71
oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh the horror!
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Male 3,285
Whats depressing limphotdog is you thought it was real and not a troll
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Male 19
*FACEPALM*
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Male 3,915
you`ve obviously given your family AIDS.....all hope is lost...
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Male 5,608
<<-- *Pictures some woman sniffing a carrot then shrugging and eating it...*
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Female 697
lol.
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Male 169
Bad trolling imo.
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Female 673
Link: Yahoo Answers!: I Did It With A Carrot [Pic] [Rate Link] - This actually isn`t as funny as it is depressing. Is American sex education this bad?
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