Yahoo Answers: Farting Girlfriend Problem [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Jamie, if Tyler"s willing to work this out, we say he"s a keeper.
There are 57 comments:
Male 203
Awkward Much...
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Male 59
She probably found his question when googling the subject, to get advice how to handle the situation.
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Male 236
"Ditch that flatulent whore."

Thanks boredfjord for making my whole day haha
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Female 30
Yes because as females we can`t bear flatulence.
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Male 257
Honestly, even if a new girlfriend farted in front me, I probably wouldn`t care, it`s natural and not a big deal. If she did it intentionally, I`d say something half serious/half jokingly, but this wouldn`t bother me at all; hell it`d probably be funny.
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Male 928
Ditch that flatulent whore.
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Male 699
what, the,
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Female 430
she should breake up with you....like you are an angel and u never farted :S
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Female 108
My wife didn`t fart in front of me for the first four years. She`s moving too fast.


Did she queef?
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Male 661
I laughed. Fake or not? Who f*cking cares, seriously. If it made you laugh, then bonzer.
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Male 1,931
My wife didn`t fart in front of me for the first four years. She`s moving too fast.
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Male 3,631
Aside from you Jamie, the bacteria that are responsible for anal effluvium are passed down maternally - so if it bothers you that much, I`d have to say, Yes..
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Male 306
To LtFurpie

Because they are funny, true or not.
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Male 1,013
why does iab keep putting up stupid fake facebook and y!answer posts? Even if they are real posts, they are obviously staged. meh
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Male 621
Blatent Troll.
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Female 149
Why do people compare farts to queefs?
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Male 2,893
This sounds like a job for...... SOMEONE WHO GIVES A F*CK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!!
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Female 200
My bf and I are both mentally 10 years old so farts are just HILARIOUS to us. :D
I farted the other night and it (apparently, I was sick and couldn`t smell) smelled really gross. He high-fived me.
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Male 757
lmfao crucible
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Female 1,798
@ supersmash:

"queef" is for vaginal farts...this sounds like a regular, out-the-ass gas passing.
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Male 3,756
What ever happened to the word "queef"?
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Female 105
My bf laughs at my farts. Says they don`t sound like a man`s.

I have puked with his farts.He doesn`t do the silent but deadly ones often but my god when he does... I threaten to sleep in the car if he doesn`t febreez the ENTIRE ROOM.
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Female 78
Wow... Yeah. He`s going to hate life. I know girls who fart ON their boyfriends for laughs.
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Female 4,376
lol wow...and if this is real which I am going to believe it is what kind of idiot would break up with someone over a fart? Say good-bye to any long lasting relationship in your life if you can`t get over simple bodily functions.
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Male 1,815
Cork it with your dick
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Male 1,371
[email protected]
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Female 2,695
T_T
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Male 1,222
Im over yahoo questions, most of them are trolls
I enjoy facebook status better
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Male 193
Troll.
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Female 3,828
yahoo answers cracks me up so much. I LOVE these- more please!
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Male 1,364
yahoo answers is comedy gold
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Male 5
hahahaha
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Male 1,598
This is retarded.... They are obviously not older than 12 to be acting that immature.
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Female 463
What stupid people...
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Male 2,121
Obviously she was just adding to the Halloween effect.
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Male 25,416
wow, really!
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Male 725
And I thought the couples I knew broke up for really stupid reasons...
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Male 1,313
"Sorry I wasn`t more expecting"?

She must be known for her rotting garbage farts. I wonder if she can do it on command. I`d have her do it all the time at the `rents house to get us out of there.
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Female 839
lame
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Female 4,039
Trick or treating and making out just don`t go together.
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Female 535
Well, looks like they worked things out. Maybe they both checked out the book Everybody Farts.
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Female 149
wow if my bf farted in the midst of a kiss I`d find it hilarious
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Female 533
and she just so happened to find his random question by pure coincidence?
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Male 10,855
uh oh
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Male 101
SumRandom1 also does not know the difference between brake and break BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 174
good to know SumRandom1 is looking for 14 year old pussy...
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Male 794
they must be like 14 or sumthin, if you think girls dont fart and you brake up with her for it, then theres more pussy for me, BUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 193
Oh no, something on the Internet is fake!
On the actual picture, I like how the guy says "SOrry I wasn`t more expecting."
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Male 17,512
Farts are more likely to happen when people are relaxed. His kiss likely made her relax and *poof* it happened.
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Male 123
Fake and gay.
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Male 2
Just stick your dick in her ass and problem solved. Voila!
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Male 6,694
Womp womp womp wwwaammp.
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Male 81
Yawn. Does i-a-b make these up on your own on days when you have nothing else to post?
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Male 1,256
@Inter237 Yes, it`s probably fake, but, if nothing else, it`s a finally crafted vignette that tells the story of two young lovers in the context of prepubescent romance, exploring each other`s boundaries in love and lust for the very first time, while simultaneously coming out of their own shells as young citizens of the world.
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Male 15,510
Its scary how there are kids out there trying to look for support and advices from random people over the Internet. Actually its more sad than scary.
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Male 2,441
Fake, these are getting a bit old
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Male 20,148
Link: Yahoo Answers: Farting Girlfriend Problem [Pic] [Rate Link] - Jamie, if Tyler`s willing to work this out, we say he`s a keeper.
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