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Date: 08/24/10 08:04 AM

57 Responses to Yahoo Answers: Farting Girlfriend Problem [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:55 am
    Link: Yahoo Answers: Farting Girlfriend Problem - Jamie, if Tyler`s willing to work this out, we say he`s a keeper.
  2. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Fake, these are getting a bit old
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Its scary how there are kids out there trying to look for support and advices from random people over the Internet. Actually its more sad than scary.
  4. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:31 am
    @Inter237 Yes, it`s probably fake, but, if nothing else, it`s a finally crafted vignette that tells the story of two young lovers in the context of prepubescent romance, exploring each other`s boundaries in love and lust for the very first time, while simultaneously coming out of their own shells as young citizens of the world.
  5. Profile photo of AcemanJones
    AcemanJones Male 30-39
    81 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Yawn. Does i-a-b make these up on your own on days when you have nothing else to post?
  6. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Womp womp womp wwwaammp.
  7. Profile photo of Ynot
    Ynot Male 40-49
    2 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:36 am
    Just stick your dick in her ass and problem solved. Voila!
  8. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Fake and gay.
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Farts are more likely to happen when people are relaxed. His kiss likely made her relax and *poof* it happened.
  10. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Oh no, something on the Internet is fake!
    On the actual picture, I like how the guy says "SOrry I wasn`t more expecting."
  11. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:44 am
    they must be like 14 or sumthin, if you think girls dont fart and you brake up with her for it, then theres more pussy for me, BUAHAHAHAHAHA
  12. Profile photo of lwhoffman
    lwhoffman Male 18-29
    174 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:53 am
    good to know SumRandom1 is looking for 14 year old pussy...
  13. Profile photo of Eristotle
    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:18 am
    SumRandom1 also does not know the difference between brake and break BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  14. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:40 am
    uh oh
  15. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:53 am
    and she just so happened to find his random question by pure coincidence?
  16. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:06 am
    wow if my bf farted in the midst of a kiss I`d find it hilarious
  17. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Well, looks like they worked things out. Maybe they both checked out the book Everybody Farts.
  18. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Trick or treating and making out just don`t go together.
  19. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:59 am
    lame
  20. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    "Sorry I wasn`t more expecting"?

    She must be known for her rotting garbage farts. I wonder if she can do it on command. I`d have her do it all the time at the `rents house to get us out of there.
  21. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    And I thought the couples I knew broke up for really stupid reasons...
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    wow, really!
  23. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Obviously she was just adding to the Halloween effect.
  24. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    What stupid people...
  25. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    This is retarded.... They are obviously not older than 12 to be acting that immature.
  26. Profile photo of Mussab86
    Mussab86 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    hahahaha
  27. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    yahoo answers is comedy gold
  28. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    yahoo answers cracks me up so much. I LOVE these- more please!
  29. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Troll.
  30. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    Im over yahoo questions, most of them are trolls
    I enjoy facebook status better
  31. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    T_T
  32. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    [email protected]
  33. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Cork it with your dick
  34. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    lol wow...and if this is real which I am going to believe it is what kind of idiot would break up with someone over a fart? Say good-bye to any long lasting relationship in your life if you can`t get over simple bodily functions.
  35. Profile photo of DaPoohbuh
    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Wow... Yeah. He`s going to hate life. I know girls who fart ON their boyfriends for laughs.
  36. Profile photo of thecupholder
    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    My bf laughs at my farts. Says they don`t sound like a man`s.

    I have puked with his farts.He doesn`t do the silent but deadly ones often but my god when he does... I threaten to sleep in the car if he doesn`t febreez the ENTIRE ROOM.
  37. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    What ever happened to the word "queef"?
  38. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    @ supersmash:

    "queef" is for vaginal farts...this sounds like a regular, out-the-ass gas passing.
  39. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    lmfao crucible
  40. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    My bf and I are both mentally 10 years old so farts are just HILARIOUS to us. :D
    I farted the other night and it (apparently, I was sick and couldn`t smell) smelled really gross. He high-fived me.
  41. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    This sounds like a job for...... SOMEONE WHO GIVES A F*CK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!!
  42. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    Why do people compare farts to queefs?
  43. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:54 am
    Blatent Troll.
  44. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:29 am
    why does iab keep putting up stupid fake facebook and y!answer posts? Even if they are real posts, they are obviously staged. meh
  45. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:11 am
    To LtFurpie

    Because they are funny, true or not.
  46. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:12 am
    Aside from you Jamie, the bacteria that are responsible for anal effluvium are passed down maternally - so if it bothers you that much, I`d have to say, Yes..
  47. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:16 am
    My wife didn`t fart in front of me for the first four years. She`s moving too fast.
  48. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 5:09 am
    I laughed. Fake or not? Who f*cking cares, seriously. If it made you laugh, then bonzer.
  49. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:54 am
    My wife didn`t fart in front of me for the first four years. She`s moving too fast.


    Did she queef?
  50. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    she should breake up with you....like you are an angel and u never farted :S
  51. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    what, the,
  52. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Ditch that flatulent whore.
  53. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    Honestly, even if a new girlfriend farted in front me, I probably wouldn`t care, it`s natural and not a big deal. If she did it intentionally, I`d say something half serious/half jokingly, but this wouldn`t bother me at all; hell it`d probably be funny.
  54. Profile photo of Pluupy
    Pluupy Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    Yes because as females we can`t bear flatulence.
  55. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:11 am
    "Ditch that flatulent whore."

    Thanks boredfjord for making my whole day haha
  56. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:14 am
    She probably found his question when googling the subject, to get advice how to handle the situation.
  57. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Awkward Much...

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