Yahoo Answers!: Dumb Twilight Question #8 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

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There are 58 comments:
Female 250
Why did I laugh so hard.,lkgjlhm
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Male 593
Well, that was disgusting... I still enjoyed it that any of the twilight films though :)
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Male 1,815
I feel like the new Twilight movie might be fun to watch for monster fights. Haven`t seen a good monster fight since Van Helsing.
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Female 320
Perv,

They do drink blood, just animal blood.
And they do die. After the first 2 horrible movies, the third contains a battle where nothing more than a punch kills them if that.
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Male 648
@Perviggo

All fiction is open to creative license, even if its unbearable to read or watch...that said, Vampires arnt real.

Glad I could clear that up for you.
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Male 1,351
I`ve heard variations of this before. Still disgustingly funny.
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Female 491
Nosferatu is sad...
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Male 3,842
Old joke: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "See you in a month."
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Male 104
twilight vampires is not real vampires. think about it. they dont have to drink blood, and they do not burn in sunlight...they are just invincible and gay. yes, that`s right.

True blood has real vampires. evil, ugly, horny bloodlusty ,creepy awsome vampires that actually can die. it`s entertaining.
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Female 76
I puked in my mouth a little
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Male 621
KellsBells - Ennit! Even her power kicks ass. Started It`s already better than in xmen too hah.
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Male 15,510
I dont think there is any question about Twilight that is not dumb
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Female 3,828
lol the answer is the best
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Female 238
That is pretty...nasty.
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Male 6,694
Just had my stomach turn a bit.
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Female 316
I just puked in my mouth. Why, oh WHY, did I have to be eating breakfast when I read this?

Bella is a whiny co-dependent masochistic. Twilight sucks. Sookie Stackhouse/TrueBlood FTW!!!!
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Female 430
I hate Bella ,I hate Twilight ...I think it`s a stupid and boring Movie ...
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Male 4,004
""Old joke is old."

The irony is dumbfounding. "

It`s only ironic if the writer meant to do it (which he didn`t). Otherwise it`s a statement, that happens to have it`s own joke in itself. There is no reversal of circumstances, expectations, contradictions. Now if he said "New joke is old." then irony may be applied.

I know what you meant, but unfortunately I don`t know if there is a term for the misappropriation of irony that occurred here.

For irony see #1 Use:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

(I wrote this entire thing with full knowledge that I was making a jack-ass out of myself....but it`s ironic because I knew it all along)
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Male 4,004
Old joke.

It`s called vampire tea, and there is porn of it.
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Male 8
Full on win
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Female 92
hahah I always wondered the same thing... good answer sir.

no longer do I have to ponder
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Male 2,748
IssaTheFiend... then what do they have to live for??????
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Female 243
I LOVE WHOEVER ANSWERED THAT!
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Male 211
ugh, that`s nasty. twilight sucks horribly
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Female 126
xDDDDDDD win
a gross win but win nonetheless
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Male 893
Can we please stop making fun of Twilight and its dumbass fans? It`s getting old.
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Male 178
nellerbear
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
97 Posts Sunday, August 1, 2010 5:51:49 PM
"All I know is they are vagitarians."

Most men are.
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Female 2,352
Real vampires care not for red wings.
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Female 351
Anne Rice is absolutely a genius!! Lestat...I love him!
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Male 2,893
Anne Rice destroys Whatsherface..... Stephenie Meyer.
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Female 654
e sarah

i kinda wondered that too, she has to have a PG answer for that cause god forbid they get freaky before the last book.
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Female 105
All I know is they are vagitarians.
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Female 477
hahaah
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Male 3,756
"Old joke is old."

The irony is dumbfounding.
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Female 3,562
Old joke is old. What`s more impressive is that Anne Rice actually wrote a scene where a vampire drank menstrual blood straight from the source.
Anne Rice > Stephenie Meyer.
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Male 496
LOL!!
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Female 4,028
That made my gag reflex sad. :-(
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Male 9
i knew it....!
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Male 397
Hahaha that one is just drating brilliant xD
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Male 491
Two thumbs WAY up!
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Male 4,680
Hahahahaha!
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Female 322
ha gross
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Female 58
HAHA! AWESOME XD
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Male 9,306
Hahahaha! XD
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Female 166
Ahahahahaha!
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Female 163
Farking gross. But lol at the same time...
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Female 4,447
LOL Old joke may be old, but it`s still funny as hell.
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Female 2,674
Teehee
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Female 354
Tampon tea bags for vampires, that`s such an old joke. :P
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Male 3,756
FUNNY!
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Female 1,593
Made me gag a bit but lol.
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Male 4,431
Yepper! Quite nice. Full-bodied, aromatic flavor with just a hint of vacuousness. Lovely!
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Male 224
Haha, awesome
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Male 25,416
gross!
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Female 3,727
NASTY!
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Male 519
>_< thats just wrong on so many levels
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Male 1,193
Gross and funny
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Male 19,873
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