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Date: 08/01/10 12:03 PM

58 Responses to Yahoo Answers!: Dumb Twilight Question #8 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Link: Yahoo Answers!: Dumb Twilight Question #8 - Ask a dumb Twilight-related question, get a dumb Twilight-related answer...
  2. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Gross and funny
  3. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    >_< thats just wrong on so many levels
  4. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    NASTY!
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    gross!
  6. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Haha, awesome
  7. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Yepper! Quite nice. Full-bodied, aromatic flavor with just a hint of vacuousness. Lovely!
  8. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Made me gag a bit but lol.
  9. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    FUNNY!
  10. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Tampon tea bags for vampires, that`s such an old joke. :P
  11. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Teehee
  12. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    LOL Old joke may be old, but it`s still funny as hell.
  13. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Farking gross. But lol at the same time...
  14. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Ahahahahaha!
  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Hahahaha! XD
  16. Profile photo of Sammykins666
    Sammykins666 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    HAHA! AWESOME XD
  17. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    ha gross
  18. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Hahahahaha!
  19. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Two thumbs WAY up!
  20. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Hahaha that one is just drating brilliant xD
  21. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    That made my gag reflex sad. :-(
  22. Profile photo of B34sT
    B34sT Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    i knew it....!
  23. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    LOL!!
  24. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Old joke is old. What`s more impressive is that Anne Rice actually wrote a scene where a vampire drank menstrual blood straight from the source.
    Anne Rice > Stephenie Meyer.
  25. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    "Old joke is old."

    The irony is dumbfounding.
  26. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    hahaah
  27. Profile photo of nellerbear
    nellerbear Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    All I know is they are vagitarians.
  28. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    e sarah

    i kinda wondered that too, she has to have a PG answer for that cause god forbid they get freaky before the last book.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Anne Rice destroys Whatsherface..... Stephenie Meyer.
  30. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Anne Rice is absolutely a genius!! Lestat...I love him!
  31. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Real vampires care not for red wings.
  32. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    nellerbear
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    97 Posts Sunday, August 1, 2010 5:51:49 PM
    "All I know is they are vagitarians."

    Most men are.
  33. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    Can we please stop making fun of Twilight and its dumbass fans? It`s getting old.
  34. Profile photo of limecapp
    limecapp Female 18-29
    126 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    xDDDDDDD win
    a gross win but win nonetheless
  35. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    ugh, that`s nasty. twilight sucks horribly
  36. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    I LOVE WHOEVER ANSWERED THAT!
  37. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    IssaTheFiend... then what do they have to live for??????
  38. Profile photo of Ninabear3
    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    hahah I always wondered the same thing... good answer sir.

    no longer do I have to ponder
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    Inoziodotnil Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 1:20 am
    Full on win
  40. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:28 am
    Old joke.

    It`s called vampire tea, and there is porn of it.
  41. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:46 am
    ""Old joke is old."

    The irony is dumbfounding. "

    It`s only ironic if the writer meant to do it (which he didn`t). Otherwise it`s a statement, that happens to have it`s own joke in itself. There is no reversal of circumstances, expectations, contradictions. Now if he said "New joke is old." then irony may be applied.

    I know what you meant, but unfortunately I don`t know if there is a term for the misappropriation of irony that occurred here.

    For irony see #1 Use:
    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

    (I wrote this entire thing with full knowledge that I was making a jack-ass out of myself....but it`s ironic because I knew it all along)
  42. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 4:57 am
    I hate Bella ,I hate Twilight ...I think it`s a stupid and boring Movie ...
  43. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 5:51 am
    I just puked in my mouth. Why, oh WHY, did I have to be eating breakfast when I read this?

    Bella is a whiny co-dependent masochistic. Twilight sucks. Sookie Stackhouse/TrueBlood FTW!!!!
  44. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Just had my stomach turn a bit.
  45. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:24 am
    That is pretty...nasty.
  46. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:28 am
    lol the answer is the best
  47. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:41 am
    I dont think there is any question about Twilight that is not dumb
  48. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:54 am
    KellsBells - Ennit! Even her power kicks ass. Started It`s already better than in xmen too hah.
  49. Profile photo of ladymanson
    ladymanson Female 18-29
    76 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:59 am
    I puked in my mouth a little
  50. Profile photo of perviggo
    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 9:09 am
    twilight vampires is not real vampires. think about it. they dont have to drink blood, and they do not burn in sunlight...they are just invincible and gay. yes, that`s right.

    True blood has real vampires. evil, ugly, horny bloodlusty ,creepy awsome vampires that actually can die. it`s entertaining.
  51. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Old joke: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "See you in a month."
  52. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Nosferatu is sad...
  53. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    I`ve heard variations of this before. Still disgustingly funny.
  54. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    @Perviggo

    All fiction is open to creative license, even if its unbearable to read or watch...that said, Vampires arnt real.

    Glad I could clear that up for you.
  55. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 1:39 am
    Perv,

    They do drink blood, just animal blood.
    And they do die. After the first 2 horrible movies, the third contains a battle where nothing more than a punch kills them if that.
  56. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 1:46 am
    I feel like the new Twilight movie might be fun to watch for monster fights. Haven`t seen a good monster fight since Van Helsing.
  57. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 5:26 am
    Well, that was disgusting... I still enjoyed it that any of the twilight films though :)
  58. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    Why did I laugh so hard.,lkgjlhm

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