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Date: 08/18/10 12:04 PM

78 Responses to Why Not Try The Touch Oasis Ministry Church? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Link: Why Not Try The Touch Oasis Ministry Church? - Here, this is the church`s new member pamphlet--looks like a nice enough place.
  2. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    "Hello Jesus, why don`t you have a seat over here? I`m Chris Hanson with MSNBC and we`re doing a story about online predators, would you like some lemonade?"
  3. Profile photo of smotpoker95
    smotpoker95 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    i can only imagine what the priests are like
  4. Profile photo of benbowles
    benbowles Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    the tears and everything.
  5. Profile photo of RFMITCH1
    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Ten hail Mary`s and 1...
  6. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Are you sure those are tears?
  7. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    "You are supposed to swallow, no REPENT"

    Even the little circle on top of the picture "Touch me" WTF
  8. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    @benbowles um... i dont think those are tears
  9. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    hahaha
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    We all have needs.
  11. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    hmmm
  12. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    what`s dripping?
  13. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    jesus you should marry a woman all these years of deprivation will give this result
  14. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    He`s drinking wine
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    I agree with the concept though, whats the point to keep trying to hide the obvious
  16. Profile photo of SuperNerdFTW
    SuperNerdFTW Male 13-17
    24 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    O_O
  17. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    repentance, indeed!
  18. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Come to the Lord or the Lord will come on you.
  19. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    i didnt know he could turn that into wine!
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36207 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Jesus Juice
  21. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    The priests name is Oasis.
  22. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Nice one, Pooptart19.
  23. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    0.0
  24. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    That whole illustration needed to be re-thought.
  25. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Seriously... some christians are so out of tune to common sexual perception.
  26. Profile photo of gildron
    gildron Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Alright, blow the trumpet of justice, touch oasis, with that illustration? It has gotta be trolling. There`s just... no... way...

    please...
  27. Profile photo of JohnnyBoy50
    JohnnyBoy50 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    It took me a while to notice the badge at the top said "Touchme".
  28. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    bad artists ftl
  29. Profile photo of bryantm3
    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    yeah, it`s got to be trolling. or some church hired an artist who was a complete pervert.
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    "Seriously... some christians are so out of tune to common sexual perception. "

    Well when some of them stay virgins for fear of being sent to hell, yes they WOULD be out of touch.
  31. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    If this is real, it`s wrong. So very, very wrong.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    no!
  33. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Obviously not real. As you can see by the "Blow the trumpet of Salvation"
  34. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Little known fact: Thats the fastpass of getting to heaven.
  35. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Has anyone pointed out "Blow the trumpet of salvation" in the logo yet? Lolz! At least it gives the location: Ezekiel 33:5

    "He the sound of the trumpet and does not take warning; his blood shall be upon himself. if he had taken warning, he would have saved his life"
    Close, but no banana. 33:3 talks more about the blowing of the trumpet.

    Shopped, faked or both!
  36. Profile photo of Inoziodotnil
    Inoziodotnil Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    I can see liquid droplets dropping down *gasp*
  37. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    he only has one foot on the ground, is the other one what he`s forcing into the boy`s mouth?
  38. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Jesus blow job to salvation
  39. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    aww..i can see the glass of communion wine he`s drinking, it ruined all the magic
  40. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    If I called fake, who would disagree with me?
  41. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    oh jesus... lol
  42. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    hahaha...this one made me laugh like crazy. But it is fake-no one would put that in public unless they wanna be shot by religious people.
  43. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Oh, so now every image of Jesus has to be hi-def so it doesn`t end up on IAB. I`m understanding now.
  44. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    at least the kid is smart enough not to swallow it
  45. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    WELL THEN.
  46. Profile photo of dudemanguy
    dudemanguy Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    No wonder Jesus never had a girlfriend
  47. Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    ....Sigh.

    /Catholic
  48. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    LMAO @xhaseox
  49. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Well thats one way to get the holy spirit in yah.
  50. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    LOL @ concetra
  51. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    lol, its dripping off the kids face :D
  52. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    Jesus is cuming
  53. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 1:34 am
    Well that explains a lot.
  54. Profile photo of GerB40
    GerB40 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:48 am
    (Cartman`s song CUMS to mind) "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin` jesus, feel his salvation all over my face".
  55. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:18 am
    This should have the tag.. Pow! Right in the kisser!
  56. Profile photo of Vanadil
    Vanadil Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:59 am
    Gobble gobble gobble!

    Greedy timmy...
  57. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:38 am
    Is that a piece of loaf on the boy`s T-shirt?
  58. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 6:21 am
    Jesus had better give the kid a goddam candy bar.
  59. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 6:34 am
    No wonder priests like to have fun time with all the little boys, after Jesus sets the example everyone follows!
  60. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 6:38 am
    @GerB40:

    "The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer`s body, all muscled up and toned!
    The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!"
  61. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 7:05 am
    "Dont cry, im absolving you of your sins...Hey! watch the teeth"
  62. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 7:28 am
    And the kid is dribbling out of his mouth too!!
  63. Profile photo of tearblood
    tearblood Female 13-17
    16 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:24 am
    well his still going with the bible it says you can`t LIE with another man :D his standin clever!
  64. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:30 am
    If this is real, it`s wrong. So very, very wrong.
  65. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:35 am
    lmaololol holy crap
  66. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 11:32 am
    "Who`s your diety bitch?"
  67. Profile photo of SirFerret
    SirFerret Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Welcome to the south
  68. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    TOUCHY TOUCHY!!!
  69. Profile photo of WizardofCOR
    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Zikes - scary enough, without the wetworks...
  70. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    @idiotfilter LMAO i laughed so hard
  71. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:46 am
    It`s a little bit Stu Mead.


  72. Profile photo of Squircifer
    Squircifer Male 40-49
    49 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:43 am
    "Wait Joey, lemme get my robe outta the way...."
  73. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I don`t get it. Why post something so common? It`s like posting a picture of a car or a chick willing to have sex for a cheeseburger.
  74. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    I can see a couple of good reasons right there. On the plus side though, Jesus goes there. Kinda hard to disprove his existence when he`s right there in London.
  75. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    im actually kinda horny right now
  76. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    Does anyone else see the drips?
  77. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Ouch.

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