Why Is The Print Industry Failing? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Because of idiotic word usage from relatively legitimate magazine like this.
There are 117 comments:
Male 67
LIES
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Male 6,693
Girl crap mag.
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Female 93
I actually bought this magazine for that headline.

But I wasn`t thinking OooOO I wanna see

I was thinking what the duck are people doing with their vaginas now? and they hid the "What`s on the Cover" page in a bunch of ads, so I had to buy it
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Male 999
the fk?
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Female 5
Its actually some crazy article talking about girls bedazzling their downstairs lol
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Female 2,352
BS bushes will never be trendy again.
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Male 5,626
Dear CoffeeKoneko
Now that you`ve filled my head with the image of
a large, brown cat watching me as insert myself
into a woman only to discover that she has hairs
growing internally, I`d like to point out that
"Untamed Va-jay-jays" is probably there because:
A- It sounded `cute` to the editor
B- Was judged to be easier to get by censors than
"Big, Bushy Pubic Regions"
even though either would inspire the bi-curious females at which it`s targeted to pick the magazine up thinking something that equates to: "Are they going to have actual pictures of bushy pussies in there?"
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Male 69
"genital delights"
that was glorious.
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Male 5,189
Lol ewwww.
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Female 217
Coffeekoneko, you should single handedly save the print industry. I highly enjoyed the phrase "genital delights".
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Female 288
Ugh! Does anyone actually let their pubes grow out? I thought that was just a fetish thing! Imma go puke now...
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Female 1,008
I have only one problem wrong with this, and it is something that absolutely NEEDS to be set straight. Also it has nothing to do with the word va-jay-jay.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to locate, on this illustration, the vagina.



You will note that the vagina is located inside a woman`s body. No woman`s vagina should ever, EVER, produce hair.
The part upon which pubic hair typically grows is the mons pubis (pubic mound), the labia majora (big lips) and around the anus (anus).

When people talk of the vagina these days they are usually talking about the vulva- that is the entire pubic package of genital delights located inside a woman`s panties.

So I ask you, think twice before you decide to shave your actual vagina, because if you don`t, the results could be devastating.

Also, if you find that you do indeed have hair in there you should seek med
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Male 1,218
I love a chic with a harry potter.
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Male 123
drat lol
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Male 1,067
There is definitely a reason I love these magazines.
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Female 100
Just remember, Oprah started it.
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Female 803
Yeah, I really don`t care what my guy wants my pubes, even though I would always keep them groomed a the very least. The fact that I shave myself bald down there is my decision because I just don`t like it.
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Male 37
"Ladies, The secret is out! Your man may not even know it, but having his way with you is just simply TOO EASY for him. Don`t you want him to feel like a real man--a grizzled adventurer?! In this article, we`ll show you how to sweep your man away from the BORING LULL of slipping right in, straight to feeling like Indiana Jones slashing through the untamed jungle; hacking his way into your HIDDEN TEMPLE and recovering the LOST TREASURE!"
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Female 3,001
well i wax but im not suggesting its not okay to be as hairy as you like, each to their own. tbh, its about what your happy with and what your partners happy with, not what some magazine says, even though i may treat cosmo like my second bible a little bit...
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Male 12,365
[quote]Yes, a lot of women aren`t going bald anymore. I for one don`t want to look like a 12 year old.[/quote]

A woman without pubic doesn`t look like a 12 year old any more than a man without a beard looks like a 12 year old. You`re being silly.
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Female 307
I SAW THIS AT WAL-MART WEDNESDAY!!
I was like.. `wtf?`
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Male 210
I hate delivering this junk(I`m a mailman). Ladies, you don`t need these magazines to tell you how to please your man. It`s quite simple, "Touch his d!ck" it works every time!
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Female 735
yeah, i peeked in my mailbox, pulled out my monthly cosmo and BAM! what the drat? I WILL ALWAYS SHAVE. especially after THIS.
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Female 9
I own this magazine. It`s not talking about being unshaven and disgusting, it`s talking about bedazzling your "area". Yeah, this is forreal. Bedazzled lady-parts.
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Female 32
Yes, a lot of women aren`t going bald anymore. I for one don`t want to look like a 12 year old.
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Male 1
everyone is making a problem over the word usage.... The real problem is why Cosmopolitan is trying to issue in a era of unshaved beavers?
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Male 4,793
ladies, THE BUSH IS NOT BACK IN STYLE! so grab your razor and keep groomin`....that is what that article is talking about, right??
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Male 1,343
i saw this at walmart yesterday and i almost gagged. i mean, what kind of magazine has to resort to this kind of linguistic usage?
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Male 491
Are we now going on safari in va jay jay land? Do I need a pith helmet and an elephant gun or should I just get my Jeep and a camera?
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Male 1,598
Can anyone else hear the little kids in the checkout line asking what that funny word means? Or worse, just taking it with them straight to the playground?
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Female 282
are they suggesting...that....not shaving...is now sexy? and, seducing can work from more than 20 feet away. haven`t they ever seen that stephen king movie with the gypsies and the pie? that one girl was like *sexy sex sexiness* and the fat man was like *oohh yeaahh bonnnerrr timmmess biotches* DER SHE WAS WELL OVER TWENTY--well...that was a movie....BUT STILL
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Male 60
forget that they`re using the word va-jay-jay, they want chicks to stop with the pubic topiary!!
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Male 26
`Seduce Him! This sexy move works from 20 feet away`
I`m guessing the move consists of something along the lines of saying `I would like to offer to have sex with you now please`
Surely it couldn`t be that hard.
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Female 32
Any grown woman who uses the word "va jay jay" needs to be kicked in the twat.
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Female 149
lol the red circle is unecessary
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Female 199
the comments need more spam
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Female 151
lmao. that is truly sad... :)
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Female 24
This is -cosmo-
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Male 1,013
Could be a sign that they are struggling. va-jay-jay talk sells. Heck even if the picts are hand drawn, I still want to see all the va-jay-jay I can.
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Male 406
"Geroge, quit looking at my va-jay-jay!"
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Female 90
HEY! I didn`t give them permission to put my picture on the cover of Cosmo...
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Female 347
I was going to make a comment about Cosmo being called a "relatively legitimate magazine," but that`s actually pretty accurate.
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Male 758
Seen it elsewhere a LONG time ago. Get with the times!
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Male 4,745
That term needs to go away.
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Male 35
Untamed = Wild, right? I like me some wild va-jay-jays. neatly trimmed of course.
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Female 4,376
lol I love cosmopolitan. I just bought this a few days ago.
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Male 4,593
Jessica Alba could have me... IF she played her cards right.
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Male 10,855
As if that`s unusual for Cosmo?
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Male 648
"relatively legitimate"....no
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Male 417
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You don`t have to shave it schoolgirl smooth (although that`s verrah nice) ... but at least keep it neat.
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Male 4,680
Looks like the sixties are coming back!
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Male 56
It`s funny, I phoned my friend laughing at this last night when I saw it at 7/11, and now here it is on the internet
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Male 71
Is it bad that I want to read some of those article list on the cover just to know what the hell the say?
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Male 2,619
Oh no please tell me the wild, out of control pubic hair isnt making a comeback. I hate pickin that stuff out of my teeth.
And generally its about as aesthetically pleasing as a dog turd.
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Male 35
"The Touch that Calms Him During a Fight"....

Your hot friend is coming over to service me?
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Male 3,915
"37 things he doesn`t have the balls to tell you...."

because he isn`t a goddamned mind reader you moron...
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Male 63
Crap I`m going into the print industry it needs to stop failing.
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Male 782
Only problem with that game Swaywithme is, I`d have to say, "My vagina is... A penis." :(
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Male 1,011
because i can get better porn online for free..thats why
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Male 25,416
silly indeed!
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Male 2,332
Captain Obvious says: Women`s magazines are retarded!
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Male 11
The first thing that struck me was the huge "GUY SEX" there, with the tiny "confessions" made hard to see with the whole pink and white.

And it`s okay, I enjoy taming while animals deep in the bush, it`s quite thrilling.
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Female 3,696
Has anyone here ever played King`s Cup, the drinking game?

When you go around in a circle and every card drawn means something different...(drink 2- make a rule- girls drink) etc?

We just learned a new one last week that`s amazing.. it`s called

"My Vagina Is. . ."
and you go alphabetically in order
My vagina is...aggressive
My vagina is...beautiful
my vagina is...catatonic

best. card. ever.

The further into the game you get, the better the answers.
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Female 533
lol the word untamed just makes it 10 times better
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Male 12,138
vv Guardian, I like it. Mind if I use that one in future?
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Male 2,893
Is that a guinea pig in your underwear, or do you just not care anymore?
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Male 3,755
Come to think of it, idiotic or smart? We`re talking about it and they found a way to basically put UNSHAVEN VAGINAS on the cover without offending people.
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Male 3,755
I can`t believe they went Va-Jay-Jay and balls on the same cover. Wouldn`t nards have been a better choice?
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Male 124
i swear to god i am going to find the person who started that drating rumor and give them a lead micro chip in their brain.

there is nothing sexy about a big nasty bush all around a... "va-jay-jay"
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Male 246
lmao i see this all the time at the store i work at.
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Female 204
[email protected]

soooo true....
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Female 122
...I may or may not have read this issue yesterday.
I will save a poo load of money on waxing, haha.
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Male 1,505
Them vajayjays can`t be tamed. Them thar are wild vajayjays.
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Male 9,305
I think adults need to grow up and say the words PENIS and VAGINA.
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Male 3,755
jtrebowski, way to use the most obvious target and someone most conservatives resent to represent an entire group of people.

Democrats should love Palin. Without her, McCain would be president.
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Male 838
How Jessica Alba keeps her love life hot? Are you kidding me? How about "by looking like that". That should do it, I think.
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Female 3,562
Oh poo, I can finally stop shaving it? Thank god.
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Male 3,369
Old Ollie said: "I think what you meant to say was that only Democrats look at the pictures in this magazine. If they ever bothered to read anything, they wouldn`t be Democrats, now, would they? "

Yeah, because as we all know, Sarah Palin reads everything. Sigh.
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Male 258
I think "untamed" is the wrong word for the thing you mean
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Male 2,344
Albaaaa, so hot.
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Male 2,441
shaving is completely necessary
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Male 5,194
"Vagoo" is funnier.
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Male 22
sheeeit... any girl of mine better shave completely

can`t believe these lies these publications are spreading around
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Male 422
Jessica alba is by far the hottest and sexiest person on this planet. There is no discussion so please dont try me.
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Male 2,592
@Crucible
"My face never ventures near an ungroomed Arby`s sandwich. Pube in the teeth=one of the worst feelings imaginable."

Look at it as a second chance to floss while doing tongue exercises. Bonus: If you do it right, she`ll owe you one
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Female 463
Eww...shaving is necessary. I thinks anyone, girl or guy, who don`t shave unpleasant. It`s so disgusting.
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Male 1,815
My face never ventures near an ungroomed Arby`s sandwich. Pube in the teeth=one of the worst feelings imaginable.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Only Democrats read this magazine!!! :P[/quote]
I think what you meant to say was that only Democrats look at the pictures in this magazine. If they ever bothered to read anything, they wouldn`t be Democrats, now, would they?

"Flame on!" -Johnny Storm
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Male 2,548
Yee haw! Bush is back in office! I`m cancelling my brazilian wax, throwing out that painful epilator, making a bonfire with those noxious depilator creams and turning all my old razors into cute, little craft projects, Martha Stewart style.
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Female 78
I actually read that article. It basically told people they didn`t have to shave completely but not keep a garden down there.
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Male 2,592
I love Jessica Alba. If I wasn`t so lazy, I`d consider stalking her
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Male 3,755
Thanks, moosekid.

They just left out "a" small article.
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Male 40,751
[quote]Flash your boobs[/quote]
Gerry1of1 I guess you don`t know it, but that works froma LOT farther off that 20 feet. More like 200 yards! lolz! 2000 yeards?
Anyhow, I`m betting it`s the `hair flip`.

Gosh goliejerry, I`m sure we can turn this into a flame thread somehow (if only to make you happy & less bored eh?)
I know!
Only Democrats read this magazine!!! :P
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Male 699
mention your va jay jay, touch him on the penis.

if you get it please tell
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Male 348
I don`t like you supersmash
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Male 39,913
"SEDUCE HIM! This sexy move works from 20 feet away"

Flash your boobs
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Male 12,365
[quote]IAB bashing other`s word usage is the funniest part of this post. Especially when they make a mistake in the caption.[/quote]

I assumed that was deliberate ridicule of the magazine, mimicking `jay-jay`.
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Female 177
ha i just got this mag in the mail today
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Male 833
not only is the word usage bad but theyre spreading lies!
if i wanted to stick my peen in lips surrounded by curly nasty over grown thickets of hair then i would be banned from every mall around for sexually assaulting the santas.
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Male 3,755
IAB bashing other`s word usage is the funniest part of this post. Especially when they make a mistake in the caption.
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Male 2,700
New fasion alert, the Chewbaca
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Male 12,365
[quote]This doesn`t deserve to have its own posting.[/quote]

17945`s comment is funny enough to make this thread worth having.
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Male 12,365
[quote]why i think mags like this is scum, it seems like a hand guide on how to be a whore[/quote]

What you need is a handy guide to basic English and then a dictionary so you can find out what `whore` means.
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Male 4,014
This doesn`t deserve to have its own posting.
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Male 768
style...wtf is a stille lol
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Male 768
Why the drat would nasty over grown "va-jay-jays ever come back in stille...ever.
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Male 91
why i think mags like this is scum, it seems like a hand guide on how to be a whore
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Male 724
Next issue:
"Does size really matter? Learn the top 10 secrets to increasing the size of your Wee-Wees!"
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Female 527
i`d read it
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Female 781
I`m guessing they`re referring to untrimmed pubic hair, which I doubt is "back."
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Female 9,572
Who the hell read`s Cosmo?
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Male 12,365
It`s hardly a bastion of academic rigour, though. Cross a soft porn mag, a fashion mag and a celebrity gossip mag, then add better photography.
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Female 351
yeah? and?
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Female 34
Lawl I saw this at the store the other day and had to do a double take
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Female 451
never.
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Male 257
NO!!!

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Male 20,909
Link: Why Is The Print Industry Failing? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because of idiotic word usage from relatively legitimate magazine like this.
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