Who Said Pro Wrestling Was Fake? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

You mean to say you wouldn"t be scared crapless if you saw this coming at you?
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Female 2
damn!D:
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Male 1,164
It was in that fleeting moment that a single thought scrolled daintily across her mind;

"Oh poo she got up."
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Male 1,834
cool
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Male 25,416
eeek!
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Male 2,688
@Stormydreams

A lot of indy promotions do shows in high school gyms. Its sort of a way to get kids interested in the shows. They sometimes bring big named wrestlers (like Awesome Kong, whom was a major Women`s division wrestler in TNA, in the above picture) to draw a crowd. Most of the time its wrestlers who are on reserve or free agents. I can`t count how many times the fed I worked for booked guys like Gangrel, Doink the Clown, and Spike Dudley (whom lives and works as a high school teacher in a nearby town anyway)...
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Female 160
This definitely looks more like some kind of crazy high-school setup...
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Male 161
Taylor_Stone, I`ve been through the very same argument more times than I`d care to mention.
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Female 2,927
cant fake gravity
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Female 23
that would make a pretty hypnotizing slow motion sequence....all like "wobble-wobble-wobble...kaaaaa - powwwwww....and more wobble.
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Male 2,688
"Calling wrestling fake is like going to the theaters and calling movies fake. It`s all staged and rehearsed. It`s a physical exhibition with a cheesy storyline."

I wrestled for 6 years after I got out of high school because there was a great indy promotion in my city. I can say with absolute honesty that wrestling is only fake in the sense that the winner is predetermined, storylines are played (though a lot of promotions don`t buy into the soap opera poo), and we are trained to use the moves so we don`t kill each other. The physicality is real. The pain we feel is VERY real. Injuries are common. Fact is, wrestlers put their bodies on the line with every match to entertain people. Its meant to look flashy. Its meant to be a little beyond belief. Being unrealistic and fictional is what makes MOVIES and most TV so entertaining, so why can`t wrestling use the same formula?
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Male 255
Calling wrestling fake is like going to the theaters and calling movies fake. It`s all staged and rehearsed. It`s a physical exhibition with a cheesy storyline.
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Male 16
earthquake in 3..2..1..
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Male 6,694
Wow. Pls dont land on me.
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Female 1,623
Wrestling is still fake.
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Female 347
Being scared crapless of that coming at you doesn`t make it not fake.
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Male 406
That is SOOOOOOOOOOOO Raven!
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Male 587
How is it fake? Because the other wrestler is moving? I don`t get it.
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Male 5,617
No, I wouldn`t be afraid.

I attempt to catch it mid-flight, give it a hug,
compliment it`s outfit and maybe offer it
a scene in movie.

Then I`d limp to the chiropractor.
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Male 4,594
A Flying Black Snorlax appears.
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Male 5,190
IMA EAT JOOO!
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Male 270
[email protected]
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Male 2,521
Yes, I guess I would be a bit distressed if I saw that coming at me. But unless she has the ability to adjust her trajectory in mid flight, I`m sure she is destined for the mat and not the other fighter at all. So it`s still fake.
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Male 2,748
hahahah, snu snu!!
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Female 463
I love the look of `Oh SH*T!!!` on the black chicks face
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Female 5,222
Get her! GET HER!! damn it she moved
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Male 2,688
Awesome Kong is so badass and tough in the ring, but she is such a sweetheart on the sidelines. I met her at a local show and she was doing autographs and was really sweet and cheerful.
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Male 371
PRECIOUS!
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Male 459
Awsome Kong is one of the best female gimmicks to ever hit pro wrestling.
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Female 1,329
That poor mat. |-( What did it ever do wrong in life?
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Male 176
This doesn`t look very PRO to me O_o
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Female 93
all the guys in te front row look like dorks lol
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Male 2,402
Awesome Kong. Yeah my kind of woman. I dream of her leaping on me in bed like that. Oh the fantasy continues.
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Female 175
"That girl on the ground is about to get her spine broken"
no, it looks like she is getting away and by the look on the other one`s face the mat is about to get a huge hole in it...
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Male 703
A Xena costume? Really?
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Male 325
I got that.
Every night.
For the rest of my life.
Its pretty real.
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Male 722
Just imagine a hole in the floor and both of them gone.
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Female 200
That girl on the ground is about to get her spine broken
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Male 45
awesome kong haha
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Male 533
Oh God...they`ve learned how to fly...
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Male 315
Where is the picture 2 seconds after this?
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Male 877
lareisha smash!
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Male 415
all the guys in the back look like computer geeks
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Female 2,352
Damn get out the way bitch before you get pancaked!
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Female 9,475
That`s awesome.
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Male 353
Wow! Tinkerbell sure has changed since I was a boy!
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Male 699
looks like all dudes, so im assuming this is meant to be sexy. its not
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Female 423
i lold at the dude in the orange shirt.
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Male 339
@corydora: she has called herself awesome kong... she is named after a 30 foot gorilla... of course were supposed to make fun of her...
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Female 112
LOL GERRY
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Male 38,483
Awwww. Poor girl must have fallen down while swinging at that huge, black pinata.
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Male 642
AWESOME! KONG!

no, really thats her name.. Awesome Kong, or Amazing Kong depending on where she works at the moment..

But she`s a really cute person and doesn`t deserve being made fun of.
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Male 304
COWABUNGAAAA!!!
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Male 203
"You mean to say you wouldn`t be scared crapless if you saw this coming at you?"

what the floor?
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Male 901
Looks like a real nice venue too
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Male 196
i think she realized she she his meeting the mat by herself
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Male 27
She actually hasn`t just jumped. She`s flying after her opponent =D
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Female 203
Xena -- the fat, flying, black lady!!!!
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Male 591
In an interview given after the end of his wrestling career, Jesse "The Body" Ventura said that pro wrestling may be an act, but the grudges backstage are real.

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Male 494
*Gulp*
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Male 430
It`s Xena AIAI!
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Female 3,696
haha I love buddy in the back with his hand to his throat like "OH HOLY CRAP"
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Male 7,611
i think she just realized that this is going to hurt a little
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Male 20,169
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