Who Can You Beat Up? [Pic / Helpful Chart]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Good information to know next time you get into a scrap with an opponent you"re not familiar with.
There are 30 comments:
Male 5,189
Woo football player!
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Male 1,834
nice
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Male 450
Wrong. Vin Diesel is gay.
Besides, I`ve already been arrested for felonious assault. This chart needs a revision.
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Male 312
/facepalm
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Female 170
I`m a coked out 80s pro wrestler XD
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Female 51
As a matter of fact, Yes. I AM IN THE ROOM!
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Female 646
Football player... what? Well, maybe if I at least had a knife and they were unarmed. I`d get a few flesh wounds into their arms and legs to get them reeling, then (if I can) get them on their stomach and slit one of their achillies tendons (two if they`re really aggresive), and run away and call the cops & an ambulance for him.

This is all in self defence, of course.
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Male 6,694
Funny.
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Female 4,376
lol...coked out 80`s wrestler...
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Male 55
HEY...I live in Buffalo...

Also, I`ve taken creatine before and I know countless other people that have taken it. There aren`t any hormones in it, therefore it doesn`t make you "rage" like roids do.
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Female 533
no one :(
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Female 5,222
XD
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Female 1,427
Football player ftw.

I will never inject morphine straight into my eye. Maybe my face, but not the eye. O.o;;
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Female 351
Well, I got the coked out 80`s wrestler...
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Male 91
YES! I CAN BEAT UP NO ONE! Peace out!
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Male 779
Lame if you are a runner.
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Male 25,417
lame
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Male 1,081
who`s vin diesel?
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Male 213
I got the last one.
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Male 1,184
Yay, I can beat up a coked-out 80`s pro wrestler.
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Female 430
I don`t ungerstand these charts
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Female 612
Considering I have fibromyalgia and can be caused enough pain to scream literally by being lightly poked... I`d say the prediction of "no one" is probably pretty accurate.
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Male 494

I got #6.
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Male 541
college humor ftw!
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Male 9,305
Yay I can kick a football player`s ass. :D
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Male 2,229
I avoid fighting, but if/when I do fight I win(ish).

I have fought, and it mostly stale mated due to injuries.
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Female 463
I love that no matter which one you get, you`re still going to be full of FAIL.
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Female 965
I got NO ONE. Knew it! I`ve never been in a fight before and don`t intend to. :) Although I`d make a pretty good fighter, I think...

... if the fight was imaginary.
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Male 483
Haha, always jokes about my cities POS football team
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Male 20,827
Link: Who Can You Beat Up? [Pic / Helpful Chart] [Rate Link] - Good information to know next time you get into a scrap with an opponent you`re not familiar with.
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