What You Always Do At The Movies [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Admit it, you"ve done this--we"ve all done this.
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Male 6,693
Alright. You too.
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Male 10
It`s hilarious to do when your friends work there and their supervisor is next to them
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Female 864
The employees have probably already had themselves a private midnight screening anyway.
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Male 229
I have done this so many times, and I`ve even caught myself a couple times doing it. I thought to myself (ahhh what the drat, they aren`t seeing the movie. Looks down in shame)
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Female 57
I do that ALL the time when I fly and people tell me to have a good flight..i just shake my head at myself lol
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Female 322
Ha I work at a theater. A lot of people do that. Not many people seem to notice either.
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Female 200
I do this all the time....it`s awkward.
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Male 312
the first time i did that i almost cried...
"Thanks, come again"
"yeah, you too...er...ummm"
*walks away quickly*
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Male 12
Brian Regan does an bit about using the "you too" response at the wrong time, funny stuff, you tube brian regan you too..
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Male 907
I`ve done that to waitresses when they say "enjoy your meal" ;-/
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Female 2,120
Once I did this when a waiter handed me my food and it was awkward.
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Male 680
I`m like programmed to say "thank-you have a nice day" Whenever i deal with any shop assistants or theatre peeps. Manners cost nothing so why not
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Female 299
lmao
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Male 411
I think he just realized he bought a ticket for Twilight...
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Female 67
I use to work at a movie theater and it always cracked me up how bad people felt after saying you too...I got to see free movies anytime...sometimes days before they came out so I didn`t care! haha
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Female 305
i do that when people say happy birthday to me.
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Female 42
I`ve done this so many times! I always feel bad after...
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Male 593
I`ve not done this... ever. XD
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Female 9,572
XD I do that all the time.
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Female 150
wow haha i didnt get it for a while :D
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Female 125
When I was 19 I worked at a movie theater and most people would say this. Always thought they were idiots.
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Male 91
took me awhile, but i get it now XD
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Male 5,189
Damn I`ve done that. Just not in that situation. xD
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Male 333
"have a good flight."

"you too!"
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Female 149
I do that all the time!
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Male 1,485
"happy birthday"

"thanks, you too"
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Female 154
OH... I get it now...

After reading some comments I`m thinking that a lot of people think they get it but they don`t.
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Male 3,631
"Hey, what`s up?"

"Fine."
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Male 782
Semi-fun, not lol, no clasping of thighs, just ok :)
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Female 347
I do it at restaurants too when the waitress says "enjoy your meal."
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Female 77
I do that with everything.
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Male 724
Gah, I`ve done that too!
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Male 571
It actually took me like a minute to figure out what the problem was.
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Female 166
Ahahaha! Wayyy.
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Male 877
that only happens in america...nobody says that here...they just say `thankyou`...its enough for me
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Male 1,596
i thought it said tool at first.
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Male 6,737
I do this too. -_-
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Female 15
i do this often, too. at work when someone says "have a good day at work, bye" i usually respond "you too." i work in the late evenings.
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Male 170
I thought i was the only person who did this.... turns out cartoons do too. F*** that might be worse.
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Male 4,793
"I do not get what is funny. "

he says `thanks, you enjoy the movie too!` however, the guy in the box office is WORKING and doesn`t get to watch the movie....
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Female 204
I do not get what is funny.
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Female 5,222
XS
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Female 365
okay so i work front counter at a fast food chain.
On busy days however, they`ll put me in the drive-thru for a few hours, after each order i have a mental fight with my brain not to say "Is this for here or to go?"
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Male 1,083
ugh i`m also a victim of quick responses. i also say "thanks, you too" before whatever was said to me even registers in my brain.
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Male 51
Guilty.
This and telling people "Have a good day" at nighttime.
Makes me feel pretty dumb..
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Male 17,511
Oh please, They all get to sneak up to the projectionists booths and see the movies during their off-time.

I`ve had several good friends that worked at theaters.
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Male 325
Yeah, that`s my polite response to everything as well. It doesn`t fit to many situations.
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Male 100
ive done this before.... "akward hitler" (goose steps with two fingers on top lip while saluting the fuhrer)
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Male 20
This happens to me at the worst of times...
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Female 68
Man, I HATE when people do this!! I work at a Cinemark, and people pull this chiz ALL. THE. TIME.
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Female 2,289
never happened to me. probably will sometime in the future.
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Male 262
I was like, what i don`t get- LOL
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Female 71
Took me a minute to get it... ._.
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Female 443
haha, This always happens when people wish me happy Birthday
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Female 4,376
I get it but I haven`t done it. Yet... lol
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Male 25,416
the wrong decision
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Male 806
i got this so much when i worked at a movie theater, it was so funny
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Female 1,401
i work at a movie theater, you don`t know how many times i get tht!
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Female 351
or when you say "you`re welcome" before somebody says thanks. This happens to me sometimes. Not out of arrogance or anything, but it`s a robotic reaction working retail. (from helping people)
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Male 519
-_- wow I just now got it.
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Male 232
Vulture, thanks for the link. I`m going to watch some more of his stuff.
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Female 1,380
The big yellow one is the sun <3
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Male 232
The other day, at Longhorn Steakhouse, my waiter brought out my food, then as he was leaving said,"enjoy". So of course, like an idiot, I responded, "You too".
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Male 181
Brian Regan did this a while ago....
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Male 246
Lol I hate that idiotic feeling...
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Male 2,893
I`ve done that more than once.
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Male 648
Or when you`re leaving someone`s house...

"Drive Safe"

"You too."

"What?"
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Female 1,380
At my work, I`ll always tell people to "have a nice day" and sometimes they`ll just be like "thanks" and not say "you too" but i`m so used to them saying "thanks you too" that I always say "thanks" even if they didn`t say you too and it`s embarassing lol
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Male 881
Guilty as charged.
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Female 28
I do that all the time!
Glad I`m not the only one
:-)
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Male 15,510
Well at least he didnt reply with the "F*ck" instead
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Male 1,540
My first job was at a theatre- Everyone did that all the time. It`s one of the things we used to laugh about while we`re dicking around out back and smoking.
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Male 47
lmfao, i thought i was the only one!!! i did that at the concession stand not too long ago. it was like, "enjoy the movie!" "thanks, you too! err.. working here.." AKWARDDDD. ><!
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Male 758
I did that at the liquor store the other day, but I caught myself and said something to the effect of `Well, you kind of can`t now, but whenever you close.` when the woman told me to enjoy my rum. Felt like a jackass, but it didn`t matter because I was hammered not long after.
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Female 1,095
I ALWAYS say that. They do it on purpose, can`t they think of something better to say.
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Female 1,043
i love the cashiers face x3
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Male 246
lmao, had the same thing at my job. coworker at a checkout said to me "enjoy your break"
and without thinking i said "thanks, you too" and walked away. haha
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Female 696
the whole "You too" thing? Yeah, that conditioned response cant lead to some awkward situations.
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Male 105
and the joke here, `cause some people don`t seem to have gotten it, is that the buyer told the ticket salesman to enjoy the movie.
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Male 105
Totally do this sort of thing all the time.
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Male 519
I dont even get what "this" is .
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Male 28
Also never drink the crystal light or whatever pre-made drink that is churning around. Somebody has defiantly pee`d in it. I feel I don`t have to tell you about the hot dogs. Eat before you go. The popcorn is cool though. That`s how the kick the munchies.
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Male 113
I usually mumble "alright" then just walk off.
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Male 533
Took me a while. Nope. Never done it.
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Male 28
I don`t get it. But I am also selfish and shallow. Fuego, I worked in a movie place for a while as a usher. We would get hammered after work and watch movies till dawn. It was great, those peeps are nuts.
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Male 476
LOL... Thats funny! BUT DONT FEEL SORRY FOR THE TICKET Agents.
They get to watch all the movies FOR FREE!
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Male 39,890
nope. never done it.
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Male 2,548
LIES!!! ALL LIES!!! Everyone has done this!
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Female 683
Nope, never done this.
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Male 1,287
I`ve done the "you too" auto-response in other situations. I`ve also been known to say "same to you, but more of it" when people tell me to have a nice day. w/e.

A former colleague used to be a projectionist manager @ a megaplex. He said the managers would sometimes stay late and watch movies `til all hours of the morning.
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Male 3,255
I`ve done it a few times. Not just at the movies either.

Server: Enjoy your meal.
Me: You too!

...drat
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Female 965
I had to read the comments to get it. XD And now I`m cracking up. I`m so tired.

At first I thought it was saying we act all smiley and chirpy when we`re in the presence of other people, but as soon as we part ways, we go back to being our sad, depressed, lonely selves. In this case the people are sad because the ticket clerk has a sucky job and the other man is going to see a movie alone.

...

"GTFO, heavenly! You`re bringing us down!" Okay, okay, I`m going...
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Female 839
i`ve never done this
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Female 2,674
I honestly don`t think I`ve ever done this, but it`s funny :)
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Male 1,184
o.O I didn`t know Dunkin Donuts was a chain. Thought it was only here. But you live across the country, and yours has a drive-thru.
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Male 10,855
@cobrakiller

ooooooohhhhhhhh!

The f-bomb threw me off there.
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Female 277
i don`t get it
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Male 721
I did this once at Dunkin Dounuts. I placed my order and when they said "pull up to the first window" I said "Thanks, you too." Needless to say they were very confused.
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Male 2,748
hahah, i work at a grocery store... i`ve asked people "Paper or plastic?" they say "yes" >.>
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Male 1,184
And Issa, box office clerks get free and/or reduced price tickets to some movies, but not every movie.
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Male 1,184
Well... where I`m from, the ticket clerk does watch the movie. Assuming "movie" means "play" and it`s being held in the school auditorium.
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Female 2,352
I haven`t done this.

Couldn`t you see the movie for free working at a theater? I would enjoy the hell out of that.
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Male 9,305
Soooo many times.
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Female 1,623
I did this the other day... I felt really embarrassed
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Male 931
The Oatmeal knows us so well.
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Male 101
Haha I worked a theatre for 4 years, I made it a point to call out customers who did that.
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Male 819
Story of my life....
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Male 1,958
ALL THE DAMN TIME!!
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Male 332
haha i saw this a few days ago...you`re late, fancy
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Male 7,830
everybody who doesnt get it, here you go: he just told the ticket clerk to also enjoy the movie that they are not going to be watching. this is because we are used to saying you too when somebody says something like "have a nice day" or similar phrases.
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Female 533
ohh scratch that, it`s the automatic response from when people say have a great day...yeah i`ve never done that at the movies tho, at least I dont think
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Male 7,830
yeah, i admit ive done this.......alot.
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Male 30
i haven`t done this
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Female 533
...I dont really get it
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Male 1,256
Yeah, this tends to happen with "Happy birthday" a lot too.
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Male 1,455
I don`t get why people should even care about these situations.
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Female 667
I don`t get it...
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Male 3,014
I only say thank you when they tell me to have a nice day.
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Male 462
it`s because of that stupid line " Have a nice day" we`re forced to respond to everywhere we go. It isn`t our fault!
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Male 20,901
Link: What You Always Do At The Movies [Pic] [Rate Link] - Admit it, you`ve done this--we`ve all done this.
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