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Date: 08/05/10 04:03 PM

120 Responses to What You Always Do At The Movies [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18840 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Link: What You Always Do At The Movies - Admit it, you`ve done this--we`ve all done this.
  2. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    it`s because of that stupid line " Have a nice day" we`re forced to respond to everywhere we go. It isn`t our fault!
  3. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    I only say thank you when they tell me to have a nice day.
  4. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I don`t get it...
  5. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    I don`t get why people should even care about these situations.
  6. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Yeah, this tends to happen with "Happy birthday" a lot too.
  7. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    ...I dont really get it
  8. Profile photo of gorillaz2d
    gorillaz2d Male 13-17
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    i haven`t done this
  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    yeah, i admit ive done this.......alot.
  10. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    ohh scratch that, it`s the automatic response from when people say have a great day...yeah i`ve never done that at the movies tho, at least I dont think
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    everybody who doesnt get it, here you go: he just told the ticket clerk to also enjoy the movie that they are not going to be watching. this is because we are used to saying you too when somebody says something like "have a nice day" or similar phrases.
  12. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    haha i saw this a few days ago...you`re late, fancy
  13. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    ALL THE DAMN TIME!!
  14. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Story of my life....
  15. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    The Oatmeal knows us so well.
  16. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I did this the other day... I felt really embarrassed
  17. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Soooo many times.
  18. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    I haven`t done this.

    Couldn`t you see the movie for free working at a theater? I would enjoy the hell out of that.
  19. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Well... where I`m from, the ticket clerk does watch the movie. Assuming "movie" means "play" and it`s being held in the school auditorium.
  20. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    And Issa, box office clerks get free and/or reduced price tickets to some movies, but not every movie.
  21. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    hahah, i work at a grocery store... i`ve asked people "Paper or plastic?" they say "yes" >.>
  22. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    I did this once at Dunkin Dounuts. I placed my order and when they said "pull up to the first window" I said "Thanks, you too." Needless to say they were very confused.
  23. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    i don`t get it
  24. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    @cobrakiller

    ooooooohhhhhhhh!

    The f-bomb threw me off there.
  25. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    o.O I didn`t know Dunkin Donuts was a chain. Thought it was only here. But you live across the country, and yours has a drive-thru.
  26. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    I honestly don`t think I`ve ever done this, but it`s funny :)
  27. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    i`ve never done this
  28. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    I had to read the comments to get it. XD And now I`m cracking up. I`m so tired.

    At first I thought it was saying we act all smiley and chirpy when we`re in the presence of other people, but as soon as we part ways, we go back to being our sad, depressed, lonely selves. In this case the people are sad because the ticket clerk has a sucky job and the other man is going to see a movie alone.

    ...

    "GTFO, heavenly! You`re bringing us down!" Okay, okay, I`m going...
  29. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    I`ve done it a few times. Not just at the movies either.

    Server: Enjoy your meal.
    Me: You too!

    ...drat
  30. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    I`ve done the "you too" auto-response in other situations. I`ve also been known to say "same to you, but more of it" when people tell me to have a nice day. w/e.

    A former colleague used to be a projectionist manager @ a megaplex. He said the managers would sometimes stay late and watch movies `til all hours of the morning.
  31. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Nope, never done this.
  32. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    LIES!!! ALL LIES!!! Everyone has done this!
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 5, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    nope. never done it.
  34. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    LOL... Thats funny! BUT DONT FEEL SORRY FOR THE TICKET Agents.
    They get to watch all the movies FOR FREE!
  35. Profile photo of Sharkb8
    Sharkb8 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    I don`t get it. But I am also selfish and shallow. Fuego, I worked in a movie place for a while as a usher. We would get hammered after work and watch movies till dawn. It was great, those peeps are nuts.
  36. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Took me a while. Nope. Never done it.
  37. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    I usually mumble "alright" then just walk off.
  38. Profile photo of Sharkb8
    Sharkb8 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Also never drink the crystal light or whatever pre-made drink that is churning around. Somebody has defiantly pee`d in it. I feel I don`t have to tell you about the hot dogs. Eat before you go. The popcorn is cool though. That`s how the kick the munchies.
  39. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    I dont even get what "this" is .
  40. Profile photo of jakeamadude
    jakeamadude Male 18-29
    105 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Totally do this sort of thing all the time.
  41. Profile photo of jakeamadude
    jakeamadude Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    and the joke here, `cause some people don`t seem to have gotten it, is that the buyer told the ticket salesman to enjoy the movie.
  42. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    the whole "You too" thing? Yeah, that conditioned response cant lead to some awkward situations.
  43. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    lmao, had the same thing at my job. coworker at a checkout said to me "enjoy your break"
    and without thinking i said "thanks, you too" and walked away. haha
  44. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
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    August 5, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    i love the cashiers face x3
  45. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    I ALWAYS say that. They do it on purpose, can`t they think of something better to say.
  46. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    I did that at the liquor store the other day, but I caught myself and said something to the effect of `Well, you kind of can`t now, but whenever you close.` when the woman told me to enjoy my rum. Felt like a jackass, but it didn`t matter because I was hammered not long after.
  47. Profile photo of Sh0rtEe
    Sh0rtEe Male 13-17
    47 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    lmfao, i thought i was the only one!!! i did that at the concession stand not too long ago. it was like, "enjoy the movie!" "thanks, you too! err.. working here.." AKWARDDDD. ><!
  48. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    My first job was at a theatre- Everyone did that all the time. It`s one of the things we used to laugh about while we`re dicking around out back and smoking.
  49. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Well at least he didnt reply with the "F*ck" instead
  50. Profile photo of julsey
    julsey Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    I do that all the time!
    Glad I`m not the only one
    :-)
  51. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Guilty as charged.
  52. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    At my work, I`ll always tell people to "have a nice day" and sometimes they`ll just be like "thanks" and not say "you too" but i`m so used to them saying "thanks you too" that I always say "thanks" even if they didn`t say you too and it`s embarassing lol
  53. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Or when you`re leaving someone`s house...

    "Drive Safe"

    "You too."

    "What?"
  54. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    I`ve done that more than once.
  55. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Lol I hate that idiotic feeling...
  56. Profile photo of vulture19
    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Brian Regan did this a while ago....
  57. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    The other day, at Longhorn Steakhouse, my waiter brought out my food, then as he was leaving said,"enjoy". So of course, like an idiot, I responded, "You too".
  58. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    The big yellow one is the sun <3
  59. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    Vulture, thanks for the link. I`m going to watch some more of his stuff.
  60. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    -_- wow I just now got it.
  61. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    or when you say "you`re welcome" before somebody says thanks. This happens to me sometimes. Not out of arrogance or anything, but it`s a robotic reaction working retail. (from helping people)
  62. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    i work at a movie theater, you don`t know how many times i get tht!
  63. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    i got this so much when i worked at a movie theater, it was so funny
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    the wrong decision
  65. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    August 5, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    I get it but I haven`t done it. Yet... lol
  66. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    haha, This always happens when people wish me happy Birthday
  67. Profile photo of Major-K
    Major-K Female 13-17
    71 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Took me a minute to get it... ._.
  68. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    I was like, what i don`t get- LOL
  69. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    never happened to me. probably will sometime in the future.
  70. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
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    August 5, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Man, I HATE when people do this!! I work at a Cinemark, and people pull this chiz ALL. THE. TIME.
  71. Profile photo of Rossengan
    Rossengan Male 13-17
    20 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    This happens to me at the worst of times...
  72. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    ive done this before.... "akward hitler" (goose steps with two fingers on top lip while saluting the fuhrer)
  73. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    Yeah, that`s my polite response to everything as well. It doesn`t fit to many situations.
  74. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    Oh please, They all get to sneak up to the projectionists booths and see the movies during their off-time.

    I`ve had several good friends that worked at theaters.
  75. Profile photo of Lelio
    Lelio Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    Guilty.
    This and telling people "Have a good day" at nighttime.
    Makes me feel pretty dumb..
  76. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    ugh i`m also a victim of quick responses. i also say "thanks, you too" before whatever was said to me even registers in my brain.
  77. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    okay so i work front counter at a fast food chain.
    On busy days however, they`ll put me in the drive-thru for a few hours, after each order i have a mental fight with my brain not to say "Is this for here or to go?"
  78. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    August 5, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    XS
  79. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 12:47 am
    I do not get what is funny.
  80. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 1:10 am
    "I do not get what is funny. "

    he says `thanks, you enjoy the movie too!` however, the guy in the box office is WORKING and doesn`t get to watch the movie....
  81. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
    170 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:32 am
    I thought i was the only person who did this.... turns out cartoons do too. F*** that might be worse.
  82. Profile photo of MyPenIsBig
    MyPenIsBig Female 18-29
    15 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:40 am
    i do this often, too. at work when someone says "have a good day at work, bye" i usually respond "you too." i work in the late evenings.
  83. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    August 6, 2010 at 2:49 am
    I do this too. -_-
  84. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    August 6, 2010 at 4:10 am
    i thought it said tool at first.
  85. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
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    August 6, 2010 at 4:10 am
    that only happens in america...nobody says that here...they just say `thankyou`...its enough for me
  86. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 4:17 am
    Ahahaha! Wayyy.
  87. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 5:09 am
    It actually took me like a minute to figure out what the problem was.
  88. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 5:36 am
    Gah, I`ve done that too!
  89. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 5:39 am
    I do that with everything.
  90. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:20 am
    I do it at restaurants too when the waitress says "enjoy your meal."
  91. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
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    August 6, 2010 at 6:40 am
    Semi-fun, not lol, no clasping of thighs, just ok :)
  92. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 6:41 am
    "Hey, what`s up?"

    "Fine."
  93. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 7:58 am
    OH... I get it now...

    After reading some comments I`m thinking that a lot of people think they get it but they don`t.
  94. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 8:09 am
    "happy birthday"

    "thanks, you too"
  95. Profile photo of mwest1112
    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:36 am
    I do that all the time!
  96. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:47 am
    "have a good flight."

    "you too!"
  97. Profile photo of kendough808
    kendough808 Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 9:50 am
    took me awhile, but i get it now XD
  98. Profile photo of Ria25
    Ria25 Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 10:08 am
    When I was 19 I worked at a movie theater and most people would say this. Always thought they were idiots.
  99. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:40 am
    wow haha i didnt get it for a while :D
  100. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 10:42 am
    XD I do that all the time.
  101. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
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    August 6, 2010 at 10:43 am
    I`ve not done this... ever. XD
  102. Profile photo of mtlrx327
    mtlrx327 Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    I`ve done this so many times! I always feel bad after...
  103. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    i do that when people say happy birthday to me.
  104. Profile photo of mchudson
    mchudson Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    I use to work at a movie theater and it always cracked me up how bad people felt after saying you too...I got to see free movies anytime...sometimes days before they came out so I didn`t care! haha
  105. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
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    August 6, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    I think he just realized he bought a ticket for Twilight...
  106. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
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    August 6, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    lmao
  107. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    I`m like programmed to say "thank-you have a nice day" Whenever i deal with any shop assistants or theatre peeps. Manners cost nothing so why not
  108. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Once I did this when a waiter handed me my food and it was awkward.
  109. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I`ve done that to waitresses when they say "enjoy your meal" ;-/
  110. Profile photo of jaygord
    jaygord Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Brian Regan does an bit about using the "you too" response at the wrong time, funny stuff, you tube brian regan you too..
  111. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    the first time i did that i almost cried...
    "Thanks, come again"
    "yeah, you too...er...ummm"
    *walks away quickly*
  112. Profile photo of crashgirl88
    crashgirl88 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:25 am
    I do this all the time....it`s awkward.
  113. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Ha I work at a theater. A lot of people do that. Not many people seem to notice either.
  114. Profile photo of haf2001
    haf2001 Female 18-29
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    August 7, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    I do that ALL the time when I fly and people tell me to have a good flight..i just shake my head at myself lol
  115. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:08 am
    I have done this so many times, and I`ve even caught myself a couple times doing it. I thought to myself (ahhh what the drat, they aren`t seeing the movie. Looks down in shame)
  116. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:33 am
    The employees have probably already had themselves a private midnight screening anyway.
  117. Profile photo of Baked_Robot
    Baked_Robot Male 18-29
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    August 10, 2010 at 12:13 am
    It`s hilarious to do when your friends work there and their supervisor is next to them
  118. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 11, 2010 at 8:03 am
    Alright. You too.

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