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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Link: Weird Sex Laws From Around The World - Certain sex laws, like anti-pedo laws, make sense. But these? Someone`s trying to take the fun out of everything.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Brought to you in "tiny font" vision
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Looks like iab is moving Guam.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Great font on that.
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    shadowarrior Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:25 am
    LMAO dude. There`s gave me a laugh! 1. is against the bible and promoting sl*t. 2. wtf? 3. At least they arent gay. 4. oh baby. 5. ITS MEDUSA! 6. Do you have the guts? Most likely. How it should be. 7. Is in the bible. 8. Good. 9.wtf? 10. seriously, wtf. 11. doesnt mind me, but why? 12. So thats why their population is low. 13. hope so. 14. I dont live in any of those :) 15. what about my wife? And why the **** wouldnt i brush my teeth? 16. But i luv fish :( 17. dead medusa? 18. That would be cold. dont want to get the meat dirty. 19. but how could i pee? 20. The obvious loop hole is that one must lay on both of them.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:30 am
    That`s nothing, in Kentucky, a woman may not buy a hat without her husband`s permission!
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:32 am
    All these rules !
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    Calderis Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Yay for crazy laws based on outdated religious concepts.
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    GiveChase Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Who says the couple can`t just pick a twin bed to have sex on? It`s possible.
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    ruez Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:41 am
    both accusations involving islam is fake
    as usual.
    but the ignorance continues
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    beccab86 Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:46 am
    Luckily I don`t live in Indonesia.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:50 am
    i had to download a virtual magnifying glass to read this.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:56 am
    i had to download a virtual magnifying glass to read this.

    Next time just use Ctrl + Scroll Up
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    dramaeco Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Dunno about the first one, used to live on guam, sounds like crap to me. Especially considering there is such a high military population there.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Bwaaaha ha ha I can tell many of them are totally fake, I live in the country is question and I have been in some other Southamerican countries listed in there, its all made up stuff
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    dramaeco Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Might be one of those old blue laws, but I would certainly think that prostitution would much more serious then that law.
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    dramaeco Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Dunno about the first one, used to live on guam, sounds like crap to me. Especially considering there is such a high military population there.
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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2010 at 9:02 am
    GO HONG KONG!
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    Zekepunk Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 9:04 am
    The "Guam law" is complete BS, as are the "Islamic laws". Do some research. A better title would be "20 Sex Law Myths"
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    August 25, 2010 at 9:08 am
    So in other words you can`t have children in nevada?
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    bigbaddave Male 40-49
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    August 25, 2010 at 9:19 am
    I`ll assume that Led Zepplin would appreciate #16
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Democrats and Socialists pushed those asinine laws into existence. What`s next Healthcare for people that don`t pay?
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    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:04 am
    i smell BS. a lot of BS.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:07 am
    I have a feeling that while many of these may be on the books, few are actually enforced.

    Also, I don`t know about the whole thing about it being illegal to sport an erection that is visible through clothing in Oregon (and other places), but I know that it IS totally legal in Oregon to be naked in public as long as you are not aroused or engaging in or simulating a sex act. It should be noted, however, that sporting erect nipples if you are a woman can be considered "arousal" so it`s not the best idea for woman to go topless on a breezy day.
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    zmeace Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:11 am
    i love the one that youre not allowed to have an erection showing through your clothing including in my state (ny)
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    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:18 am
    "Democrats and Socialists pushed those asinine laws into existence. What`s next Healthcare for people that don`t pay?"

    Do you understand what the word conservative means? Laws forbidding sex aren`t created by democrats. They are created by idiots.
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    IchBinErica Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:40 am
    If it`s forbidden to have sex with a virgin, even on their wedding night... How does anyone reproduce?
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    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 11:09 am
    this is so stupid and not right...in middle east we don`t have sex with animals we are not allowed to have sex until getting married so check your Info before putting this sh*t in website:@
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 25, 2010 at 11:44 am
    I`m against Big Government. I like a government that`s just small enough to fit into your bedroom to check on this stuff.
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    haveheart Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 11:52 am
    some of these are wrong..
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 11:57 am
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Actually, these aren`t anti-lulz laws. These laws surely exist only for the lulz.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    If the lamb thing really happens wouldn`t you just swap lambs boom I didn`t f*ck this lamb technically.
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    lego12 Male 13-17
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    August 25, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    i think some of these are made up, or they dont say they entire part of the law
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    Davek1013 Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    @IchBinErica

    Out of state? Take a trip across the state line, make love, then you`re legal! Or just don`t get caught the first time :-p

    @AntiCool88

    These are stupid laws that aren`t enforced and most would never hold up in court. Kinda like how sodomy was illegal for ages in the US and no one noticed until some prick actually got some people arrested. Its legal now! Wahoo!
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    lawshark2010 Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    I can confirm the weird Oklahoma law. Title 21 -Crimes and Punishments, Chapter 39 - Oklahoma Law on Obscenity. My favorite legislative wording from that statute would have to be:

    ". . . depiction of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state." 12 O.S. §10.474(5)(c).
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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    I don`t understand number 8? It`s against the law to have sex with a virgin under ANY circumstances? Including the wedding night? So how does one legally lose their virginity? Wouldn`t that mean anyone having sex is A) Breaking the law, or B) Has already broken the law? What???
  38. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    ...there`s not much you can say about these except, wouldn`t they all just be covered with a law that states Common sense must be used at all times, stupidity will be punishable by law.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    The writting is so small, yet the context was so dumb!
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    green_batman Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    #2 is in the Old Testament, so technically Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all have that law.
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Number 20 is a fake. I live really close to Sioux Falls and have stayed in many hotels there, and most of them have queen beds. And there is generally only one queen bed in the room.
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    akabane Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    A lot of these are false. Many contradictions, like in number 8. Loses all credibility.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    God.. I hate some of these facts, especially number one. It makes no sense, how do people actually end up believing it. If it was illegal for virgins to marry then why wouldn`t they have sex with the person they are marrying? For free!

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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    sooo stupid
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    margot138 Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    So how do people have kids in Nevada? Are they supposed to use artificial insemination? Do parents get arrested when they have kids? Wtf
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    LameName Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    I grew up near Tremonton, UT and I must say...the Mormons really know how to treat women like poo.
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    jdee89 Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    i think people r missin th point - some of them may be ridiculous to point u reckon they`re fake but they probably exist and are just ignored.

    there r laws like tht all over the world - e.g. here in England until 1960 it was still TECHNICALLY the law that every able bodied male over a certain age had to practice archery ever sunday (or smt like tht, i kno for sure it stopped in 1960) but u dont seriously think that in 1959 every man in England dropped everything once a week to play bows and arrows?
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    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    F A K E!!! If I moved to Washington I couldn`t make love to my virgin wife? (we both will be virgins)
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    emrsncptv Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    ok I don`t know about the ones in other countries, but these laws in the US are most likely really old laws that are never actually enforced, they just happen to still be on the books.
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    xxamsey Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Number 8: How does this even make sense? If you can`t have sex with a virgin, then everyone would be virgins. My mind is exploded.
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    dath12 Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    The Washington law is from Auburn. It is illegal for a man to deflower a virgin and the "crime" may be punishable with a 5 year jail sentence.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 25, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    e.g. here in England until 1960 it was still TECHNICALLY the law that every able bodied male over a certain age had to practice archery ever sunday (or smt like tht, i kno for sure it stopped in 1960) but u dont seriously think that in 1959 every man in England dropped everything once a week to play bows and arrows?

    It wasn`t play. The objective was mass slaughter. The law was enforced in the middle ages. Longbowmen were one of the cornerstones of England`s independence and rise to a world power. It took a lot of training to be good enough for war (try using a traditional Welsh/English longbow - it`s extremely hard) and the English+Welsh archery force was way ahead of European countries because so many men were at least competent.

    Sunday wasn`t a requirement, but most men worked the rest of the week and the church was a national organisation with lots of land for archery ranges. Church in the morning, archery in the afternoon.
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Is any of this true? I doubt it.
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    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    Im curious if one is true. If it is, I have found my new dream job.
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    OdessaMW Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    I doubt the first one is true. We don`t have to pay for it!
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    tinyhulk Male 13-17
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    in washington it`s legal to have sex with any animal as long as it`s under 40 pounds.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    I hope they`re not true...i`ll be serving a life sentence in Nevada for #12.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    i once heard some story about a guy who successfully sued a man his wife was having an affair with. He apparently used a hundred year old law still on the books. He sued the guy for restitution for theft of property.

    these are probably real, put on the books hundreds of years ago and never repealed.

    Though I can see some from the middle east being religious laws as opposed to civil laws. (for when that distinction is made)
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    wow, Nevada must have a lot of diseases to hide from their partners...
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    lee-schizo Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    i like 18
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    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    I must say for those of you who claim the fakeness of these laws, just because they are law do not mean they are practices. Here in Nebraska it is unlawful for someone to fish whales with a harpoon in the back of a pickup truck...literally no joke that is an actual law passed by our legislature. Just because its law doesn`t mean we had at one point people running around searching for the infamous nebraskan land whale with a harpoon on the back of their trucks, people stick these little laws into their governments legislation to see if it`ll be passed and the fact that some (Most likely all...especially the foreign ones) are very very true and can probably be found in the archives of those state/city/nation bylaws.
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    mufti_guy Female 18-29
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    August 25, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    #9 is completely false!!!
    I`m in Colombia, and I`ve asked 10 persons from Cali and no one have ever heard something like that, not even a friend`s grandma.
    I have great doubts about those laws.
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    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 2:05 am
    In number 16 it sounds like a dead fish is perfectly acceptable ;) Hellllll yeaaaaa.
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    miraclewik Female 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 3:31 am
    What? Guam, I`ve never heard of that first one before, and I`ve lived here many, many years...
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    miraclewik Female 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 3:36 am
    I do know in wisconsin, it is perfectly legal to have sex with dead animals because they are considered fod items and it isn`t illegal to cut a hole in a warmed up grapefruit, is it?
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    jayme21 Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 4:07 am
    @Homegrown read law 1 Guam being a US territory 90% catholic wouldn`t have this law. even the local culture before it wouldn`t. In fact when it was reported in some womens magazine as fact it caused massive protest and outrage from its citizens.

    Therefore didnt read the rest doubt they`ve been checked as a simple google would tell you its false.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    August 26, 2010 at 5:04 am
    "What? Guam, I`ve never heard of that first one before, and I`ve lived here many, many years..."
    The law may exist but I`m pretty sure the application stated is related to the list`s author misunderstanding a joke from Cracked.

    #7
    A 2-gen sandwich doesn`t sound half bad. BRB...
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    August 26, 2010 at 5:45 am
    #13
    For some reason, I have a vague recollection of someone wearing a penis costume to a city council meeting. I thing it was a woman... about the same time I heard of a dentist that required his staff to wear Star Trek Next Generation uniforms.
    Early 90`s maybe.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    August 26, 2010 at 7:26 am
    Okay, wtf #12. Am I going away for life when they find out what I have done??
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 9:28 am
    So for number twelve, nevada could fine anybody that has a kid...right? unless the condom broke i guess...but i`m guessing nobody could prove such a thing..
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    daninicki Female 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Too small to fing bother trying to read.
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    lilsheep Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 11:08 am
    this was stupid
    and islam doesn`t allow people to love lambs
    lamb loving religions don`t last so long...
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    August 26, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Why are half of these from the US?
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    tearblood Female 13-17
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    August 26, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    lol you can zoom in to read the print you know lol funny!!
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    August 26, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    The only thing I can find on the web about laws requiring condom use in Nevada is that condoms are mandatory when having sex with prostitutes- which makes total sense. Although you`d think a law shouldn`t be necessary. Personally, I can`t imagine wanting to have sex with a prostitute at all, but I cannot even fathom why ANYONE would even THINK of having sex with one without a condom (in before "I`d use two"- doubling up not only decreases sensitivity, it also increases the likelihood of breakage).
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    cyberxed2002 Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Going to GUAM...
    Going to find a ew job there... ^_-
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    Djer Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    When the population of Guam skyrockets, we`ll all know the cause.
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    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2010 at 10:00 am
    lol im gettin married n Hong-Kong lol
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    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2010 at 10:06 am
    now that ii think about it.. im n Florida n its illegal to have sex missionary style n a man my not feel on his wifes breast if she isnt wearin a bra or some nonsense lyk that lol

    but the best on yet (idk where n da US) but its illegal to have sex wit a porqupine (ii murdered the spelling lol but yu get it) on a Wednesday lol
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    PBZebras Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    I wanna work in Guam!!!
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    asurazero Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    been to guam not so great....
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    biebero Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2010 at 6:29 am
    looool.. nice one!

    saw one similar to that a few days ago.. but that is really funny..

    lol @getting married in Hong Kong :D :D Really a good idea if you ask me ;)

    and the population is probably skyrocketing at he moment :D :D lol

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    Paigala123 Female 13-17
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    December 28, 2010 at 3:23 am
    I live in Washington state, and have never heard of that law

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