Weird Sex Laws From Around The World [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc
Sex Laws
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Certain sex laws, like anti-pedo laws, make sense. But these? Someone"s trying to take the fun out of everything.
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Female 53
I live in Washington state, and have never heard of that law
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Male 4
looool.. nice one!

saw one similar to that a few days ago.. but that is really funny..

lol @getting married in Hong Kong :D :D Really a good idea if you ask me ;)

and the population is probably skyrocketing at he moment :D :D lol

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Male 185
been to guam not so great....
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Male 208
I wanna work in Guam!!!
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Female 40
now that ii think about it.. im n Florida n its illegal to have sex missionary style n a man my not feel on his wifes breast if she isnt wearin a bra or some nonsense lyk that lol

but the best on yet (idk where n da US) but its illegal to have sex wit a porqupine (ii murdered the spelling lol but yu get it) on a Wednesday lol
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Female 40
lol im gettin married n Hong-Kong lol
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Male 842
When the population of Guam skyrockets, we`ll all know the cause.
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Male 8
Going to GUAM...
Going to find a ew job there... ^_-
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Male 2,868
The only thing I can find on the web about laws requiring condom use in Nevada is that condoms are mandatory when having sex with prostitutes- which makes total sense. Although you`d think a law shouldn`t be necessary. Personally, I can`t imagine wanting to have sex with a prostitute at all, but I cannot even fathom why ANYONE would even THINK of having sex with one without a condom (in before "I`d use two"- doubling up not only decreases sensitivity, it also increases the likelihood of breakage).
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Female 16
lol you can zoom in to read the print you know lol funny!!
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Male 5,094
Why are half of these from the US?
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Male 225
this was stupid
and islam doesn`t allow people to love lambs
lamb loving religions don`t last so long...
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Female 185
Too small to fing bother trying to read.
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Male 4,793
So for number twelve, nevada could fine anybody that has a kid...right? unless the condom broke i guess...but i`m guessing nobody could prove such a thing..
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Male 2,424
Okay, wtf #12. Am I going away for life when they find out what I have done??
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Male 5,626
#13
For some reason, I have a vague recollection of someone wearing a penis costume to a city council meeting. I thing it was a woman... about the same time I heard of a dentist that required his staff to wear Star Trek Next Generation uniforms.
Early 90`s maybe.
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Male 5,626
"What? Guam, I`ve never heard of that first one before, and I`ve lived here many, many years..."
The law may exist but I`m pretty sure the application stated is related to the list`s author misunderstanding a joke from Cracked.

#7
A 2-gen sandwich doesn`t sound half bad. BRB...
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Male 684
@Homegrown read law 1 Guam being a US territory 90% catholic wouldn`t have this law. even the local culture before it wouldn`t. In fact when it was reported in some womens magazine as fact it caused massive protest and outrage from its citizens.

Therefore didnt read the rest doubt they`ve been checked as a simple google would tell you its false.
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Female 320
I do know in wisconsin, it is perfectly legal to have sex with dead animals because they are considered fod items and it isn`t illegal to cut a hole in a warmed up grapefruit, is it?
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Female 320
What? Guam, I`ve never heard of that first one before, and I`ve lived here many, many years...
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Female 217
In number 16 it sounds like a dead fish is perfectly acceptable ;) Hellllll yeaaaaa.
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Female 6
#9 is completely false!!!
I`m in Colombia, and I`ve asked 10 persons from Cali and no one have ever heard something like that, not even a friend`s grandma.
I have great doubts about those laws.
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Male 224
I must say for those of you who claim the fakeness of these laws, just because they are law do not mean they are practices. Here in Nebraska it is unlawful for someone to fish whales with a harpoon in the back of a pickup truck...literally no joke that is an actual law passed by our legislature. Just because its law doesn`t mean we had at one point people running around searching for the infamous nebraskan land whale with a harpoon on the back of their trucks, people stick these little laws into their governments legislation to see if it`ll be passed and the fact that some (Most likely all...especially the foreign ones) are very very true and can probably be found in the archives of those state/city/nation bylaws.
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Female 296
i like 18
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Female 533
wow, Nevada must have a lot of diseases to hide from their partners...
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Male 770
i once heard some story about a guy who successfully sued a man his wife was having an affair with. He apparently used a hundred year old law still on the books. He sued the guy for restitution for theft of property.

these are probably real, put on the books hundreds of years ago and never repealed.

Though I can see some from the middle east being religious laws as opposed to civil laws. (for when that distinction is made)
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Male 648
I hope they`re not true...i`ll be serving a life sentence in Nevada for #12.
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Male 51
in washington it`s legal to have sex with any animal as long as it`s under 40 pounds.
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Female 99
I doubt the first one is true. We don`t have to pay for it!
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Male 190
Im curious if one is true. If it is, I have found my new dream job.
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Male 840
Is any of this true? I doubt it.
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Male 12,365
[quote] e.g. here in England until 1960 it was still TECHNICALLY the law that every able bodied male over a certain age had to practice archery ever sunday (or smt like tht, i kno for sure it stopped in 1960) but u dont seriously think that in 1959 every man in England dropped everything once a week to play bows and arrows?[/quote]

It wasn`t play. The objective was mass slaughter. The law was enforced in the middle ages. Longbowmen were one of the cornerstones of England`s independence and rise to a world power. It took a lot of training to be good enough for war (try using a traditional Welsh/English longbow - it`s extremely hard) and the English+Welsh archery force was way ahead of European countries because so many men were at least competent.

Sunday wasn`t a requirement, but most men worked the rest of the week and the church was a national organisation with lots of land for archery ranges. Church in the morning, archery in the afternoon.
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Male 5,189
Reminds me of the stupid Pcola laws here.
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Male 5
The Washington law is from Auburn. It is illegal for a man to deflower a virgin and the "crime" may be punishable with a 5 year jail sentence.
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Female 857
Number 8: How does this even make sense? If you can`t have sex with a virgin, then everyone would be virgins. My mind is exploded.
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Female 52
ok I don`t know about the ones in other countries, but these laws in the US are most likely really old laws that are never actually enforced, they just happen to still be on the books.
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Male 257
F A K E!!! If I moved to Washington I couldn`t make love to my virgin wife? (we both will be virgins)
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Male 71
i think people r missin th point - some of them may be ridiculous to point u reckon they`re fake but they probably exist and are just ignored.

there r laws like tht all over the world - e.g. here in England until 1960 it was still TECHNICALLY the law that every able bodied male over a certain age had to practice archery ever sunday (or smt like tht, i kno for sure it stopped in 1960) but u dont seriously think that in 1959 every man in England dropped everything once a week to play bows and arrows?
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Female 238
I grew up near Tremonton, UT and I must say...the Mormons really know how to treat women like poo.
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Female 322
So how do people have kids in Nevada? Are they supposed to use artificial insemination? Do parents get arrested when they have kids? Wtf
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Female 1,893
sooo stupid
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Male 1,265
God.. I hate some of these facts, especially number one. It makes no sense, how do people actually end up believing it. If it was illegal for virgins to marry then why wouldn`t they have sex with the person they are marrying? For free!

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Male 1,093
A lot of these are false. Many contradictions, like in number 8. Loses all credibility.
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Female 463
Number 20 is a fake. I live really close to Sioux Falls and have stayed in many hotels there, and most of them have queen beds. And there is generally only one queen bed in the room.
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Female 728
#2 is in the Old Testament, so technically Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all have that law.
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Male 25,416
The writting is so small, yet the context was so dumb!
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Male 224
...there`s not much you can say about these except, wouldn`t they all just be covered with a law that states Common sense must be used at all times, stupidity will be punishable by law.
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Male 1,540
I don`t understand number 8? It`s against the law to have sex with a virgin under ANY circumstances? Including the wedding night? So how does one legally lose their virginity? Wouldn`t that mean anyone having sex is A) Breaking the law, or B) Has already broken the law? What???
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Male 23
I can confirm the weird Oklahoma law. Title 21 -Crimes and Punishments, Chapter 39 - Oklahoma Law on Obscenity. My favorite legislative wording from that statute would have to be:

". . . depiction of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state." 12 O.S. §10.474(5)(c).
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Male 90
@IchBinErica

Out of state? Take a trip across the state line, make love, then you`re legal! Or just don`t get caught the first time :-p

@AntiCool88

These are stupid laws that aren`t enforced and most would never hold up in court. Kinda like how sodomy was illegal for ages in the US and no one noticed until some prick actually got some people arrested. Its legal now! Wahoo!
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Male 5
i think some of these are made up, or they dont say they entire part of the law
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Female 2,352
If the lamb thing really happens wouldn`t you just swap lambs boom I didn`t f*ck this lamb technically.
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Male 812
Actually, these aren`t anti-lulz laws. These laws surely exist only for the lulz.
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Male 10,855
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Female 407
some of these are wrong..
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Male 39,955
I`m against Big Government. I like a government that`s just small enough to fit into your bedroom to check on this stuff.
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Female 430
this is so stupid and not right...in middle east we don`t have sex with animals we are not allowed to have sex until getting married so check your Info before putting this sh*t in website:@
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Female 200
If it`s forbidden to have sex with a virgin, even on their wedding night... How does anyone reproduce?
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Male 559
"Democrats and Socialists pushed those asinine laws into existence. What`s next Healthcare for people that don`t pay?"

Do you understand what the word conservative means? Laws forbidding sex aren`t created by democrats. They are created by idiots.
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Male 806
i love the one that youre not allowed to have an erection showing through your clothing including in my state (ny)
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Male 2,868
I have a feeling that while many of these may be on the books, few are actually enforced.

Also, I don`t know about the whole thing about it being illegal to sport an erection that is visible through clothing in Oregon (and other places), but I know that it IS totally legal in Oregon to be naked in public as long as you are not aroused or engaging in or simulating a sex act. It should be noted, however, that sporting erect nipples if you are a woman can be considered "arousal" so it`s not the best idea for woman to go topless on a breezy day.
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Male 419
i smell BS. a lot of BS.
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Male 1,013
Democrats and Socialists pushed those asinine laws into existence. What`s next Healthcare for people that don`t pay?
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Male 214
I`ll assume that Led Zepplin would appreciate #16
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Male 1,455
So in other words you can`t have children in nevada?
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Male 22
The "Guam law" is complete BS, as are the "Islamic laws". Do some research. A better title would be "20 Sex Law Myths"
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Male 782
GO HONG KONG!
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Male 305
Dunno about the first one, used to live on guam, sounds like crap to me. Especially considering there is such a high military population there.
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Male 305
Might be one of those old blue laws, but I would certainly think that prostitution would much more serious then that law.
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Male 15,510
Bwaaaha ha ha I can tell many of them are totally fake, I live in the country is question and I have been in some other Southamerican countries listed in there, its all made up stuff
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Male 305
Dunno about the first one, used to live on guam, sounds like crap to me. Especially considering there is such a high military population there.
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Male 15,510
[quote] i had to download a virtual magnifying glass to read this. [/quote]

Next time just use Ctrl + Scroll Up
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Female 2,289
i had to download a virtual magnifying glass to read this.
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Female 347
Luckily I don`t live in Indonesia.
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Male 113
both accusations involving islam is fake
as usual.
but the ignorance continues
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Female 535
Who says the couple can`t just pick a twin bed to have sex on? It`s possible.
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Male 326
Yay for crazy laws based on outdated religious concepts.
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Male 6,693
All these rules !
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Male 5,194
That`s nothing, in Kentucky, a woman may not buy a hat without her husband`s permission!
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Male 226
LMAO dude. There`s gave me a laugh! 1. is against the bible and promoting sl*t. 2. wtf? 3. At least they arent gay. 4. oh baby. 5. ITS MEDUSA! 6. Do you have the guts? Most likely. How it should be. 7. Is in the bible. 8. Good. 9.wtf? 10. seriously, wtf. 11. doesnt mind me, but why? 12. So thats why their population is low. 13. hope so. 14. I dont live in any of those :) 15. what about my wife? And why the **** wouldnt i brush my teeth? 16. But i luv fish :( 17. dead medusa? 18. That would be cold. dont want to get the meat dirty. 19. but how could i pee? 20. The obvious loop hole is that one must lay on both of them.
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Male 4,593
Great font on that.
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Female 9,572
Looks like iab is moving Guam.
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Male 1,021
Brought to you in "tiny font" vision
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Male 20,917
Link: Weird Sex Laws From Around The World [Pic] [Rate Link] - Certain sex laws, like anti-pedo laws, make sense. But these? Someone`s trying to take the fun out of everything.
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