Weed Tester: Best Job Ever?

Submitted by: raiin 6 years ago

This kid gets paid to smoke out. And what are you doing for a paycheck?
There are 49 comments:
Male 208
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss!
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Male 3,745
is it good for me to be watching this while listening to Asher Roth`s "Blunt Cruisin`"?
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Female 1,380
mcmad....go away and stop trolling...
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Male 10
Getting paid to smoke weed... must apply right now
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Male 47
dratin piece of poo im on dratin probation for weed and that drater gets paid for it life just isnt fair
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Male 105
oh my stomach suddenly hurts.. i must call the doctor
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Female 93
ok so isant stupid for them to test and then someone can and go buy it illegally???why test something noon allowed??
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Male 82
weed sux

shrooms/acid/E are where the real medicines lie

google "magic mushrooms depression" or "psychedelic therapy". weed is pathetic in comparison to the good psyches can do
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Male 95
I can`t wait to see how many IAB-ers will "forget" to eat, just to get stomach ulcers so they can get either their medical card, or this job.
haha. "It`s permeating the whole car, does that mean it`s good?"
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Male 187
screw you breathes..../wrists....
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Female 6
Hehe.... I love my state! My friends does the same thing... weed is something different in the "Mile High City"!
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Female 803
@katluver, what? Why would it matter if they took a drug test if their JOB was to test and rate drugs? Obviously it`s going to show up in the test, and if that job exists then medicinal marijuana is legal in that area. Of course they could always test for other drugs but high is high. The smart druggie knows how to be high and productive at the same time.
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Female 877
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this! is! my! jobbbbbb! i have to get it!

i thought the best job is testing video games but this is awesome! i want it!!!!
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Female 80
Best. Job. Ever. This man is my idol.
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Male 12
@sbeelz yea, i chuckled at that part, too. also, from oregon and hear the term often. go humboldt!
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Male 321
I think it would be interesting if a person had this job and they had surprise drug tests lof... hah that would be funny! Take that, druggies
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Male 224
This only makes me depressed, I have to quite smoking cause not a single business where I live will hire without a drug test (Even fast food places wont hire cause I have a "drug" charge) and the military won`t take me either. Wish I could find a job doin this, or at least wish I could find a job where I didn`t have to illegally make money.
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Male 2,868
"While I sit here on house arrest for ATTEMPTED possession. This country is great...."

Attempted posession? That blows. Were you trying to buy from an undercover cop or something?
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Male 2,868
"I`ve never heard the term "smoke out" before...."

Some places it`s "smoke up" in others it`s "smoke out." I hear the latter all the time in Oregon.

Also: I lol`d at "does that mean it`s good?"
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Female 237
I`ve never heard the term "smoke out" before....
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Male 25,416
This should be interesting to see the reviews.

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Male 886
There are generic forms of medication that are cheaper than the big names.

So, there is a set precedent(?) for having varying types and pricing.

I took a tylenol once that was like a super tylenol, like 10 times what one would be from the store.

That was like the purple haze of tylenols.
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Female 62
his tolerance is waaay `high` and normal senses dulled, so from his writings multiply it by two
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Male 118
Damn critics and their awesome jobs
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Male 3,255
"And what are you doing for a paycheck?"

Something other than what I did when I was 13. Because I`m not 13 anymore.
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Male 1,378
jawesome
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Female 79
And no, I don`t know any actual fancy restaurants off the top of my head. Longhorn was just the first place that came to mind, and is still delicious.
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Female 79
I don`t see there being less variety. There will -always- be people who will pay more for -quality- and/or taste.

Think about it. Alcohol, the good stuff costs a lot more than the cheap stuff that tastes bad and takes longer to work. Meat, you pay more for higher quality meat to cook yourself, and you pay more to have fancy restaurants like Longhorn Steakhouse cook it in their `special` way...

This works for lots of things, juice, cigarettes, ice cream!! People will always pay a little (and sometimes a lot) more for something better, whether that be quality, taste, or both.
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Male 533
While hundreds of thousands are getting killed every month from alcohol-related accidents and cigarettes, pot just mellows behind- it`s full potential being squashed by fear and ignorance.
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Male 321
Hahaha thats why i love living in this beautiful state.
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Female 2,927
i am gonna KIll my guidance counselor
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Female 2,352
Best. Job. Ever.

My friends would always tell me how f*cking sweet trim jobs were which is cool if you enjoy getting paid with weed but this is much better.
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Male 49
@ CrakrJak: I agree with you but I would rather pay a lower price for one type of weed for the rest of my life than pay court fees, probation fees, and ridiculous fines like I am now. I think I`ve spent a little over 5 grand for the last gram I got. >=|.
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Male 3,057
@ CrakrJak: I gotta disagree with you on the point that the variety will disappear. While there would definitely be commercial interests involved, (Big Pharma is nosing around as we speak) they would most likely produce on a larger scale, but wouldn`t be able to produce the same level of quality that a smaller (and frankly FAR more experienced grower) is already producing.

I see there being a strong "boutique" industry for a very long time simply from the vast number of strains already available, the number of experienced growers already growing them, and the percentage of them who are constantly cross-breeding that vast number of available strains and creating MORE new ones.

Once Big Pharma gets involved, true to form, it won`t be long before their bottom line becomes the focus, at which point, they will produce low-quality crap, just like they already do.

I think the small growers will do just fine.
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Male 49
While I sit here on house arrest for ATTEMPTED possession. This country is great....
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Male 532
"Wow, what a great job, how are the benefits? "
"Well I broke my leg in 3 places and they told me to smoke a joint. I had my gall bladder removed with only weed for an anesthetic and I get 2 weeks of vacation in which I smoke pot the whole time. Forget about retirement...no literally you totally forget to retire huh huh huh huh.
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Male 418
I swing a GD hammer all day!!! and ur just smoking ur yourself retarded!!!! the world isn`t fair
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Male 2,419
crakrjak making it legal won`t make all the non-industrial scale grown pot disappear, it`s just the industrial scale will probably be able to offer a better price so all that would happen is the same old stuff at it`s original price (-expenses of any illegal smuggling, +taxes), and the new cheap commercial pot would be at a lower price
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Female 1,006
Damn son... I want his job. I just need a reason to get my medical card.
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Male 37,888
are they hiring?
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Male 318
REPOST only from a week or 2 ago come on ppl
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Male 306
So... how can I get chronic stomach pain ?
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Male 5,608
"Oh... I can smell it!... It`s, like, permeating the whole car!... Woooo!!!... Does that mean it`s good?"
LMFAO!!!!
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Male 1,053
The variety will survive just as it does for cigaretters and cigars. Manufacturers are coming out with new variations of their products all the time.

Manufacturers want a gimmick, an edge, and a superior product. The key is competition in the marketplace.
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Female 735
i defiantly DONT wish i could do this.
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Female 2,120
Ouch my leg hurts marijuana plz
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Male 5,314
not really
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Male 17,512
You can kiss all this variety goodbye if pot is ever legalized. There are already commercial interests planning industrial growing on a scale that will undercut the price so much, It will kill the individual growers.

Pot smokers will rue the day pot is legalized, Mark my words.
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Female 293
Link: Weed Tester: Best Job Ever? [Rate Link] - This kid gets paid to smoke out. And what are you doing for a paycheck?
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