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Date: 08/07/10 10:02 AM

49 Responses to Weed Tester: Best Job Ever?

  1. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Link: Weed Tester: Best Job Ever? - This kid gets paid to smoke out. And what are you doing for a paycheck?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 12:43 am
    You can kiss all this variety goodbye if pot is ever legalized. There are already commercial interests planning industrial growing on a scale that will undercut the price so much, It will kill the individual growers.

    Pot smokers will rue the day pot is legalized, Mark my words.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 12:48 am
    not really
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Ouch my leg hurts marijuana plz
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    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:06 am
    i defiantly DONT wish i could do this.
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:11 am
    The variety will survive just as it does for cigaretters and cigars. Manufacturers are coming out with new variations of their products all the time.

    Manufacturers want a gimmick, an edge, and a superior product. The key is competition in the marketplace.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:12 am
    "Oh... I can smell it!... It`s, like, permeating the whole car!... Woooo!!!... Does that mean it`s good?"
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    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:17 am
    So... how can I get chronic stomach pain ?
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    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:20 am
    REPOST only from a week or 2 ago come on ppl
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36859 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:24 am
    are they hiring?
  11. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Damn son... I want his job. I just need a reason to get my medical card.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:43 am
    crakrjak making it legal won`t make all the non-industrial scale grown pot disappear, it`s just the industrial scale will probably be able to offer a better price so all that would happen is the same old stuff at it`s original price (-expenses of any illegal smuggling, +taxes), and the new cheap commercial pot would be at a lower price
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    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:50 am
    I swing a GD hammer all day!!! and ur just smoking ur yourself retarded!!!! the world isn`t fair
  14. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:00 am
    "Wow, what a great job, how are the benefits? "
    "Well I broke my leg in 3 places and they told me to smoke a joint. I had my gall bladder removed with only weed for an anesthetic and I get 2 weeks of vacation in which I smoke pot the whole time. Forget about literally you totally forget to retire huh huh huh huh.
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    GregH7 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:06 am
    While I sit here on house arrest for ATTEMPTED possession. This country is great....
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:09 am
    @ CrakrJak: I gotta disagree with you on the point that the variety will disappear. While there would definitely be commercial interests involved, (Big Pharma is nosing around as we speak) they would most likely produce on a larger scale, but wouldn`t be able to produce the same level of quality that a smaller (and frankly FAR more experienced grower) is already producing.

    I see there being a strong "boutique" industry for a very long time simply from the vast number of strains already available, the number of experienced growers already growing them, and the percentage of them who are constantly cross-breeding that vast number of available strains and creating MORE new ones.

    Once Big Pharma gets involved, true to form, it won`t be long before their bottom line becomes the focus, at which point, they will produce low-quality crap, just like they already do.

    I think the small growers will do just fine.
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    GregH7 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:13 am
    @ CrakrJak: I agree with you but I would rather pay a lower price for one type of weed for the rest of my life than pay court fees, probation fees, and ridiculous fines like I am now. I think I`ve spent a little over 5 grand for the last gram I got. >=|.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Best. Job. Ever.

    My friends would always tell me how f*cking sweet trim jobs were which is cool if you enjoy getting paid with weed but this is much better.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:49 am
    i am gonna KIll my guidance counselor
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    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Hahaha thats why i love living in this beautiful state.
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    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    While hundreds of thousands are getting killed every month from alcohol-related accidents and cigarettes, pot just mellows behind- it`s full potential being squashed by fear and ignorance.
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    riathrift Female 18-29
    79 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I don`t see there being less variety. There will -always- be people who will pay more for -quality- and/or taste.

    Think about it. Alcohol, the good stuff costs a lot more than the cheap stuff that tastes bad and takes longer to work. Meat, you pay more for higher quality meat to cook yourself, and you pay more to have fancy restaurants like Longhorn Steakhouse cook it in their `special` way...

    This works for lots of things, juice, cigarettes, ice cream!! People will always pay a little (and sometimes a lot) more for something better, whether that be quality, taste, or both.
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    riathrift Female 18-29
    79 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    And no, I don`t know any actual fancy restaurants off the top of my head. Longhorn was just the first place that came to mind, and is still delicious.
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:59 pm
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    "And what are you doing for a paycheck?"

    Something other than what I did when I was 13. Because I`m not 13 anymore.
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    Zerj Male 18-29
    118 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Damn critics and their awesome jobs
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    emmachaos Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    his tolerance is waaay `high` and normal senses dulled, so from his writings multiply it by two
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    There are generic forms of medication that are cheaper than the big names.

    So, there is a set precedent(?) for having varying types and pricing.

    I took a tylenol once that was like a super tylenol, like 10 times what one would be from the store.

    That was like the purple haze of tylenols.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    This should be interesting to see the reviews.

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    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    I`ve never heard the term "smoke out" before....
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    "I`ve never heard the term "smoke out" before...."

    Some places it`s "smoke up" in others it`s "smoke out." I hear the latter all the time in Oregon.

    Also: I lol`d at "does that mean it`s good?"
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    "While I sit here on house arrest for ATTEMPTED possession. This country is great...."

    Attempted posession? That blows. Were you trying to buy from an undercover cop or something?
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    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    This only makes me depressed, I have to quite smoking cause not a single business where I live will hire without a drug test (Even fast food places wont hire cause I have a "drug" charge) and the military won`t take me either. Wish I could find a job doin this, or at least wish I could find a job where I didn`t have to illegally make money.
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    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    I think it would be interesting if a person had this job and they had surprise drug tests lof... hah that would be funny! Take that, druggies
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    furiousgeorg Male 18-29
    12 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    @sbeelz yea, i chuckled at that part, too. also, from oregon and hear the term often. go humboldt!
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    CitizenXt99 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Best. Job. Ever. This man is my idol.
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this! is! my! jobbbbbb! i have to get it!

    i thought the best job is testing video games but this is awesome! i want it!!!!
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    @katluver, what? Why would it matter if they took a drug test if their JOB was to test and rate drugs? Obviously it`s going to show up in the test, and if that job exists then medicinal marijuana is legal in that area. Of course they could always test for other drugs but high is high. The smart druggie knows how to be high and productive at the same time.
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    Riondog86 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 12:05 am
    Hehe.... I love my state! My friends does the same thing... weed is something different in the "Mile High City"!
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    avalon Male 18-29
    187 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 12:26 am
    screw you breathes..../wrists....
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    ubfwins Male 18-29
    95 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 1:19 am
    I can`t wait to see how many IAB-ers will "forget" to eat, just to get stomach ulcers so they can get either their medical card, or this job.
    haha. "It`s permeating the whole car, does that mean it`s good?"
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    arcticsheep Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 7:36 am
    weed sux

    shrooms/acid/E are where the real medicines lie

    google "magic mushrooms depression" or "psychedelic therapy". weed is pathetic in comparison to the good psyches can do
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    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    ok so isant stupid for them to test and then someone can and go buy it illegally???why test something noon allowed??
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    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    oh my stomach suddenly hurts.. i must call the doctor
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    urstupid Male 13-17
    47 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 7:23 am
    dratin piece of poo im on dratin probation for weed and that drater gets paid for it life just isnt fair
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    Baked_Robot Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 12:37 am
    Getting paid to smoke weed... must apply right now
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    mcmad....go away and stop trolling...
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    is it good for me to be watching this while listening to Asher Roth`s "Blunt Cruisin`"?
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    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    August 21, 2011 at 6:35 pm

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