Try The Duck At This Chinese Restaurant [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

It"s explosive!
There are 61 comments:
Female 130
@ S-Nap... the PRICES are the reason you wouldn`t eat there??? I see a better reason... lol
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Female 78
Wow...wtf?
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Male 6,694
Wow. Now thats some duck.
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Male 999
i do that every day.
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Male 38
That should be a KY Intense commercial!
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Male 68
Expensive place. I won`t be dining there!
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Male 9,306
WOW! O_o
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Male 5,617
"So Dear, I think you should get a little tattoo of a duck..."
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Male 25,416
nom nom nom!
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Male 722
This reminds me of an ice cream shop where one of the flavors was "Butt. Finger Explosion" as an abbreviation for Butterfinger Explosion.
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Male 3,756
Jui37, I could sit around all day Photoshopping funny pictures. If it`s not real it`s just not as funny.
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Male 5,194
Idiots.
This is what duck tape is for.
So it doesn`t explode.
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Male 277
@Kensho, you really are new aren`t you?
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Female 69
@Kensho Okay, yes, we get it. Reddit had them first. Now will you please stfu?
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Male 725
I didn`t know Chuck Norris had such weird fetishes...
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Male 14
straight from reddit
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Female 463
@supersmash-can we not just enjoy a funny pic anymore?
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Male 3,756
Because, first it`s angled slightly different from the other ones and also, it`s the only name without the major words capitalized.
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Male 3,756
Are we ignoring that things are fake now and just laughing at them? If so, I`m all for it. If not, why hasn`t anyone else pointed it out?
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Male 1,378
lmfao
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Male 321
wait..you can show the word "drat" in a pic but I can`t type the word "poo" in a comment? WTF?!
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Male 321
That`s some funny poo
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Male 353
Hey y`all! That`ll be step 1 of an ol` family recipe by grand-pappy Billy-Joe Jim-Bob
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Female 134
i could go for a good duck drat
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Male 593
I would buy that just to see what got served up XD
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Male 224
Seared is the word you`re looking for, ifeelfine

lol dry-fry
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Female 48
Does it come with rice and vegetables?
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Male 88
I want to try the sour chicken. :-D
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Female 149
for the curious it means dry-fry but it was translated literally HAHAHAHA even I find it funny. I`d burst out laughing in the restaurant and get weird looks... and stop laughing...

...until someone else at the other corner bursts out laughing at the same poo. HAHAHAHAHA this is so funny
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Male 224
Its more tender this way, plus it adds extra saltiness to the meat. Guy gets satisfied and so do the customers, its win win and everyone knows it.
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Female 3,828
hahahahah so messed up
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Female 81
@Gerry I would hate to have your carpet cleaning bill!
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Male 359
Thats not how you make Todurkin,sillies
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Male 64
Danmw, It was a joke. I do not endorse the act of F-ing or exploding any animal dead or alive. There are many things that can go horribly wrong and such actions should be left to professionals.
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Male 32
`Anyone who would F and explode a duck BEFORE killing it is just sick.`

and drating a dead duck is better?
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Male 915
ok i`ll do it!
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Male 64
@tink: LOL! I think I`m in love! You had me at ZING.
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Male 1,598
Seems like a fair price for a truly unforgettable experience.
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Male 187
so that is what the special sauce is...I always wondered about that.
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Female 90
That sign is "fowl". ZING!! But who cares? I`m having a "blast". ZING AGAIN!!
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Male 178
What I love about this is that I don`t even know what they were trying to say.
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Male 64
Wow. I have several questions.
1. Does the F-ing actually cause the explosion or are they two separate things?
2. If the F-ing causes the explosion can you teach me how to do it? The awesomeness would totally outweigh the weirdness!
3. Is the duck is already dead before the F-ing and `splosion? Seems like I should have asked this first. Anyone who would F and explode a duck BEFORE killing it is just sick.
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Male 4,680
Death by rape explosion is a horrible way to go.
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Male 167
I don`t think they mean
until the DUCK explodes.
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Female 172
oh baby oh baby
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Male 38,750
this happens to me all the time. it never occured to me to cook them afterwards
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Female 259
xD
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Male 1,505
I heard it tastes just like cream of sum yung gai.
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Male 582
...jeeze. Just...wow.
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Male 216
That`s some expensive chicken.
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Female 1,623
So... do you f*ck it or eat it?
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Male 352
O_O
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Male 1,548
like the other descriptions, this is how it was prepared...
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Male 2,121
And yet we can`t swear...
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Male 2,700
Ahhh the beauty of "lost in translation"
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Male 15,510
Its a delicatessen over there
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Female 255
I love it when translators mess with people...
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Male 648
So there cant be much to the dish if they blew up the duck.
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Male 233
poor duck ;/
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Male 17,512
10.8 for a f*cked up duck ?
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Male 20,302
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