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Date: 08/19/10 08:04 AM

62 Responses to Try The Duck At This Chinese Restaurant [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Link: Try The Duck At This Chinese Restaurant - It`s explosive!
  2. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:12 am
    10.8 for a f*cked up duck ?
  3. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:12 am
    poor duck ;/
  4. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:12 am
    So there cant be much to the dish if they blew up the duck.
  5. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:15 am
    I love it when translators mess with people...
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Its a delicatessen over there
  7. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Ahhh the beauty of "lost in translation"
  8. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:16 am
    And yet we can`t swear...
  9. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 8:17 am
    like the other descriptions, this is how it was prepared...
  10. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:17 am
    O_O
  11. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:36 am
    So... do you f*ck it or eat it?
  12. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:40 am
    That`s some expensive chicken.
  13. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:41 am
    ...jeeze. Just...wow.
  14. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2010 at 8:54 am
    I heard it tastes just like cream of sum yung gai.
  15. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:55 am
    xD
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36847 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:55 am
    this happens to me all the time. it never occured to me to cook them afterwards
  17. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:58 am
    oh baby oh baby
  18. Profile photo of twenty5
    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:04 am
    I don`t think they mean
    until the DUCK explodes.
  19. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Death by rape explosion is a horrible way to go.
  20. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Wow. I have several questions.
    1. Does the F-ing actually cause the explosion or are they two separate things?
    2. If the F-ing causes the explosion can you teach me how to do it? The awesomeness would totally outweigh the weirdness!
    3. Is the duck is already dead before the F-ing and `splosion? Seems like I should have asked this first. Anyone who would F and explode a duck BEFORE killing it is just sick.
  21. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:17 am
    What I love about this is that I don`t even know what they were trying to say.
  22. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:23 am
    That sign is "fowl". ZING!! But who cares? I`m having a "blast". ZING AGAIN!!
  23. Profile photo of avalon
    avalon Male 18-29
    187 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:24 am
    so that is what the special sauce is...I always wondered about that.
  24. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Seems like a fair price for a truly unforgettable experience.
  25. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:45 am
    @tink: LOL! I think I`m in love! You had me at ZING.
  26. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:45 am
    ok i`ll do it!
  27. Profile photo of danmw
    danmw Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 9:46 am
    `Anyone who would F and explode a duck BEFORE killing it is just sick.`

    and drating a dead duck is better?
  28. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Danmw, It was a joke. I do not endorse the act of F-ing or exploding any animal dead or alive. There are many things that can go horribly wrong and such actions should be left to professionals.
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    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Thats not how you make Todurkin,sillies
  30. Profile photo of ulookstupid
    ulookstupid Female 18-29
    81 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:46 am
    @Gerry I would hate to have your carpet cleaning bill!
  31. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 11:18 am
    hahahahah so messed up
  32. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Its more tender this way, plus it adds extra saltiness to the meat. Guy gets satisfied and so do the customers, its win win and everyone knows it.
  33. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    for the curious it means dry-fry but it was translated literally HAHAHAHA even I find it funny. I`d burst out laughing in the restaurant and get weird looks... and stop laughing...

    ...until someone else at the other corner bursts out laughing at the same poo. HAHAHAHAHA this is so funny
  34. Profile photo of JohnnyBoy50
    JohnnyBoy50 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    I want to try the sour chicken. :-D
  35. Profile photo of ardara
    ardara Female 30-39
    48 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Does it come with rice and vegetables?
  36. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Seared is the word you`re looking for, ifeelfine

    lol dry-fry
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    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    I would buy that just to see what got served up XD
  38. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    i could go for a good duck drat
  39. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    That seems scary to order.
  40. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Hey y`all! That`ll be step 1 of an ol` family recipe by grand-pappy Billy-Joe Jim-Bob
  41. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    That`s some funny poo
  42. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    wait..you can show the word "drat" in a pic but I can`t type the word "poo" in a comment? WTF?!
  43. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    lmfao
  44. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Are we ignoring that things are fake now and just laughing at them? If so, I`m all for it. If not, why hasn`t anyone else pointed it out?
  45. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    Because, first it`s angled slightly different from the other ones and also, it`s the only name without the major words capitalized.
  46. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    @supersmash-can we not just enjoy a funny pic anymore?
  47. Profile photo of Kensho
    Kensho Male 70 & Over
    14 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    straight from reddit
  48. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    I didn`t know Chuck Norris had such weird fetishes...
  49. Profile photo of akiiryuuha
    akiiryuuha Female 18-29
    69 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    @Kensho Okay, yes, we get it. Reddit had them first. Now will you please stfu?
  50. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    @Kensho, you really are new aren`t you?
  51. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    Idiots.
    This is what duck tape is for.
    So it doesn`t explode.
  52. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    Jui37, I could sit around all day Photoshopping funny pictures. If it`s not real it`s just not as funny.
  53. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    This reminds me of an ice cream shop where one of the flavors was "Butt. Finger Explosion" as an abbreviation for Butterfinger Explosion.
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:59 am
    nom nom nom!
  55. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:52 am
    "So Dear, I think you should get a little tattoo of a duck..."
  56. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:36 am
    WOW! O_o
  57. Profile photo of S-Nap
    S-Nap Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Expensive place. I won`t be dining there!
  58. Profile photo of dudemanguy
    dudemanguy Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    That should be a KY Intense commercial!
  59. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    i do that every day.
  60. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Wow. Now thats some duck.
  61. Profile photo of DaPoohbuh
    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Wow...wtf?
  62. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    @ S-Nap... the PRICES are the reason you wouldn`t eat there??? I see a better reason... lol

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