Today`s Lunch Specials: 2 Dumb Fighting Mooks

Submitted by: Subushie 7 years ago in Funny

This splendid sidewalk lunch in the city is spoiled by a couple of jerks fighting about a table.
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Male 815
that was hilarious!
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Male 237
the fact that no one there had a gun is actually surprising, i thought that it was a bunch of Canadians... also cause not 1 punch was thrown
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Male 6,693
Thats where Im going to eat YO ! FU !
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Male 2,669
Man, those bitches were dealing out some first class slaps!

FABULOUS!
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Male 3,631
Haha - thought this said "Monks" at first! So Mooks - is that what we`re calling them these days?
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Male 768
If you are gonna start a fight, don`t start picking up chairs and poo cause you`re scared.
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Female 1,893
hhahaha woa did uss see the guy with the chain lOL
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Male 40
"If I don`t get a table, everybody dies!"
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Male 500
Gerry1of1
Male, 40-49, Western US
1795 Posts Saturday, August 14, 2010 7:00:23 AM
must have been in one of the english speaking european countries `cause this would never happen in the USA

In most of the "english speaking european countries", if you start a fight like that with a stranger on the streets, expect the fight to have a real winner and a real loser, not just two equally loud postering cretins.
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Male 500
Damn. One of the reasons I came here was because it had an intellectually superior forum community compared with most link sites, and therefore no racists. Seems like I was wrong :o(
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Male 82
You know, the black guys, who are supposed to be superior fighters, seemed to do a lot of backing up and running away, from one white guy.
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Male 907
I`m not sure why they thought this was worth our time.
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Female 75
So I`m assuming they comped everyone`s lunches?
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Male 25,416
yawn!
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Male 194
THE BOONDOCKS WERE RIGHT
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Male 194
DUDE HE THREW A CHAIR
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Male 4
i mean damn.... just damn... i try to take up for my race, but that is just outrageous. i mean come on now. they could of took the fight somewhere else. people were just tryna enjoy their day... lol
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Male 118
Jacki Chan would`ve put everyone in their while throwing chairs gracefully
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Male 3,915
Stereotypes don`t come from nothing....

silly blacks....they must not have been beaten enough when they were kids....i blame the parents and the schools....and you know what? MOVIES....

i`m tired of movies depicting authoritative parents as bad parents....a kid raised without authority is a kid who starts a fight at an outdoor restaurant and throws furniture to prove a point....
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Male 10,855
@ 2:02

Oh 5H17 that dude ain`t playin!
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Male 82
those fkn biitches sound like chihuahua`s i wish they would shut up.
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Female 798
wow, I should have really not even bothered reading the comments on this video. This made the racists come out of the woodwork.

I`m looking at (mostly) you MEZA and schecter5.
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Male 406
Silly n1ggers, don`t they know they don`t make enough money to eat at a restaurant anyway? Regardless, I`m surprised massa let them off the plantation, that cotton won`t pick itself you know.

Wait, was that racist?
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Male 130
whats happning I am a racist!
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Male 333
I would never let some spooks do that sh*t to my business he`ll no! The owner should have came out swinging
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Male 1,252
1/ that dude in the shirt was a douchebag..if your gonna hold back your buddy make sure he doesnt getting smacked in the nose while you do so

2/ sweet free lunch.
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Male 648
No one had a phone? There`s only 2 of them, knock these hoodlums to the ground hold em there and call the police. They tore up that whole area and just walked away from it like nothing happened.


@Intaresting "Yeah, because white people never do anything violent or stupid. Let`s blame it on the darker ones."

That`s easily the dumbest thing i`ve read on here today. The two "African American" fellows started the physical portion and then tore up the whole store front. If 2 white kids did the same thing, the reaction would be identical. Its not about black and white. You`re racist.

I cant believe i actually had to explain that.
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Female 3,726
Some people have no respect for anyone but themselves. Can people just go out and have a nice lunch? DAMN

It`s not that serious, it`s NEVER that serious!
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Male 736
rules aren`t for everyone.
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Male 2,056
never underestimate how much people want their lunch

and I can`t believe so many people here don`t understand sarcasm
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Female 351
Apparently ya`ll don`t know Gerry1of1 well enough yet...^_^
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Male 4,290
[quote]This is obviously new york city.[/quote]
Probably somewhere around 34th St. Given the name of the YouTube clip and all.
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Female 71

















Sawdusty - "This is why we can`t hve nice things"
ROFLMAO
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Male 4,004
Nice....people probably got free food...
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Female 13
If it`s not the USA... why in the bus going by on the last frame is there an american flag in the window? Hrmmmmm...
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Male 795
@piperfawn

Gerry was obviously being sarcastic. This kind of stuff is an everyday occurrence in the US.
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Male 1,182
This is obviously new york city. Yellow taxi cabs, and do you hear the girls annoying American accent in the background.
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Male 770
the problem with speaking in text format is you just cant relate sarcasm.
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Female 511
Would never happen in the USA??? I hope that`s sarcasm, cuz the entire planet knows you Americans love fighting.
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Male 5,163
Gerry1of1 i`m sorry but i`m 100% sure that was in your beloved country,the accent is not at all from europe and on the fact you say this would never happen in USA i would like some explanation.
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Male 594
Its is the US

Look at the flag on the bus at the very end.
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Male 224
Quick run, they`re distracted and we don`t have to pay for our food now.

If this could happen more often at places I eat I`d keep a few more bucks in my pocket.
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Female 119
i defnitely wouldnt have paid for lunch after all that.
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Male 39,880
must have been in one of the english speaking european countries `cause this would never happen in the USA
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Male 286
Wow, they wrecked the place in less thn 10 seconds.
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Male 4,807
That would be a great distraction to walk out on your tab.
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Male 491
This is why we can`t hve nice things
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Female 843
Wow, I like how the one guy had a chain and they started using the tables and chairs. Real men use their fists.
Anyone know what they were arguing about?
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Male 2,796
"Yeah, because white people never do anything violent or stupid. Let`s blame it on the darker ones."

Glad we agree
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Male 2,796
Guy in RED: "Dr. Schlessinger be racist yo!

Guy in WHITE: "I do not think she is racist, but I don`t like her anyways. Please calm down and let me purchase you a cold beverage"

RED: "You steppn` all on mah flow dawg"

WHITE: "I have a niggling feeling that you are increasingly becoming upset. Let us talk of more simple things."

Other guy in WHITE: **Starts fight over the word "niggling"
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Male 561
the guy in the red fights like a bitch
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Male 812
Yeah, because white people never do anything violent or stupid. Let`s blame it on the darker ones.
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Male 192
first let me say funny the black guy was yelling " whats up ni**a" but no one will probably say anything about racism (my post on the Dr laura item) but most important is this I have one question i have been trying to figure out my whole life so far When will these DAMN PUNKS learn to pull up their pants and use a belt (or were cloths that actually fit)? every time i see a young kid "sagging" i just want to sneak up behind them and jerk their pants down maybe the embarrassment would teach them not to do it again but than i think i would probably get arrested for assault or something stupid like that
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Female 204
FAG
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Male 1,064
lucky no caps were busted into the ass of someone involved!
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Male 17,511
the guy in the red shirt was `escalating` the whole argument (Whatever they were arguing about, I couldn`t tell). This whole `Keeping It Real`, Thug, Gansta, BS needs to stop, There is no place for it in civilized society and it reinforces stereotypes.
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Male 2,419
:O you mean you saw better fights from violent criminals?!? shocking!!
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Male 316
What a lame fight. I saw better fights in the prison mess hall
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Male 4,546
Youtube comments make me sad.

Also, why isn`t this embedded... the mods should do their job properly an... bah crap gimme a sec.
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Male 1,646
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