This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 5 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Admit it, you"ve done a lot worse for a can of soda.
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Male 499
Nobody dares admit they wish they knew someone like that.
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Female 999
He only gave her the can.
He was thirsty after the fat girl sex and drank it. He gave her the canto turn in for the money.
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Male 30
really, she had sex with him because she was horny and he was desperate, he just so happened to offer her a can of soda afterwards.
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Male 224
Why can`t I ever find these whores, oh thats right I got self decency...well she`s got a great future in the prostituting business when the world goes back to the barter system.
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Male 1,164
In other news, a girl had her period through her nose. Back to you, Maury.
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Male 1,834
sick
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Male 25,416
wow
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Male 819
Most girls I sleep with cost me an entire bottle... God this girl`s a whore....
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Male 151
Wow, the Aspartame is cyanide crazies even show up here.
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Male 1,196
I love Maury. that show always makes me feel like i am a saint
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Male 180
Aspartame, the "sweetener" in diet colas is a poison that barely got passed by the FDA. It took some extra lobbying and $$ from the manufacturers and from drink companies to push it through.

The corn syrup in `regular` drinks, as bad as it is, is not as bad as Aspartame.

Search it.
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Male 2,893
I don`t know about you guys but I think Diet Coke tastes way better than normal Coke.
Plus, it doesn`t feel like you rubbed all the enamal off your teeth with sand paper afterwards.
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Female 23
So if i get this right, she gave a can of soda to the boy who then agreed to have sex with her?
;)
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Female 149
It`s not real, right? o_o
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Male 277
I always get razzed by my friends for drinking diet, but in reality I have always found it to taste better. So no, not everyone drinks diet because they are fat and want to feel good about themselves.
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Female 525
Hey switching from regular soda to diet soda is still a good decision despite the fact they may be eating a lot of calories in food. If they cut out that 400 calories a large Coke brings in, they could easily lose a couple of pounds just by switching it out with Diet Coke.
Anyway, I like the taste of Diet Coke. Regular Coke tastes too sweet for me.
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Male 6,694
I wonder if it was Coke or Pepsi ?
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Male 2,159
Is that 15 referring to her age or her weight in stone?
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Male 587
No one enjoys the taste of Diet soda. Just a way for Fatty to feel better about the 3k calories they are about to shove down their throat.
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Female 58
"I remember working at burger king way back and I used to love it when someone ordered a double whopper meal, extra cheese, large onion rings...and a diet coke. Nice try fatty..."

"we get that all the time at the restaurant as well, some dude who has to turn sideways to get through the door orders a family pizza, the oiliest, creamiest pasta dish, and diet coke. way to be healthy, man."

...or, ya know, they prefer the taste? way to be judgemental, man.
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Male 5,190
"I remember working at burger king way back and I used to love it when someone ordered a double whopper meal, extra cheese, large onion rings...and a diet coke. Nice try fatty..."

They still do it...trust me. Nut now they add bacon too.
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Male 1
I wonder if she ate the whole can... in one bite... 0_o
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Female 5,222
>.<
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Female 463
Well if you`re really thirsty...
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Male 703
we get that all the time at the restaurant as well, some dude who has to turn sideways to get through the door orders a family pizza, the oiliest, creamiest pasta dish, and diet coke. way to be healthy, man.
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Male 3,915
lol nido....that episode was great
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Male 152
I`d give her a can of soda NOT to have sex with me. O.o
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Male 9,306
WHAT EVAH! WHAT EVAH! I DO WAHT A WAHNT! *head swivel*
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Male 317
[quote]I hope it was a diet soda.[/quote]

hahaha...

I remember working at burger king way back and I used to love it when someone ordered a double whopper meal, extra cheese, large onion rings...and a diet coke. Nice try fatty....
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Male 315
I hope it was a diet soda.
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Male 2,893
Oh yeah dude21862004 you must be talking about the same on I am.......
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Male 2,893
I remeber a girl on one of these shows saying that she had sex with a boy for a BigMac.
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Male 768
I think the 14 year old who had sex for a cheeseburger was way trashier...and fatter.
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Male 415
by the way she looks, she must`ve slept with hundreds of guys
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Male 699
must`ve been a kiss, and they blow it out of proportion
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Female 511
What would she do for a pizza????
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Male 1,083
i hope it was diet...cuz you know...she`s fat.
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Male 1,625
Type 2 Childhood Diabetes: When your blood sugar is low, you`ll do just about anything..
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Male 725
I would need more than a six pack before I would hit that.
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Male 64
As long as it wasn`t diet I see no problem with this.
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Male 769
A can of soda? REALLY?! Come on, she must have bribed him with more than that.
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Female 2,352
That was just for store brand soda.

I wonder what she would do for the REAL thing. .
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Male 38,750
sounds like a ruffie was in the soda
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Male 608
Can in a box????
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Female 1,071
just imagine what she would do for a klondike bar!
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Male 7,617
by the looks of her, it wouldnt surprise me if she had given him the can of soda to have sex with her.
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Female 204
jk US, we`re cool with you.

Nice. It`s not often you hear a European say that. Thank you, kind sir.
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Male 4,680
What they didn`t tell you was that she was stranded in the Sahara Desert at the time. The boy in question was actually an Arabian camel rustler, and if she didn`t get something to drink soon she`d die.
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Female 281
LOL her services are pretty cheap...
She should go for a 12 pack of pop next time.
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Male 411
Pepsi`s new marketing approach..
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Female 386
Well, at least it was with a boy... ?? lol wtf
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Male 749
This is the problem with America, what a ripoff! That`s like 50p!

jk US, we`re cool with you.
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Female 1,623
This is getting ridiculous, and not funny
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Female 72
She`s a winner fo sho.
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Female 98
Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want! Y`all are haters.
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Male 915
soda and a cheeseburger, bong and a pancake!
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Female 451
hey, i`ve done it for nothing. :o
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Male 244
@AnarchistGod

Bahahaha!
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Male 321
fat chicks will do anything for sex, but never be persuaded, there pussy stank will stay on you hands for 3 days!!1
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Male 348
Maybe she did it for Coke.
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Male 1,598
I think that SHE bribed HIM. I mean, if a guy`s going to give out a can of soda, he should ask a hot girl first.
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Male 7,378
What type of soda did she give him?
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Female 4,376
@AnarchistGod

I had to look up the translation for that. I lol`d hard.
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Male 473
I call fake. Who would have sex with her.
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Female 1,593
IS this going to be a new series? What we`re missing on tv???

Yea, let`s re-think this Fanc...

How about we have...

-trivia of the week
-mod picks of the week
-MMM
-more videos

Just a suggestion!

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Good suggestions. I agree. :)
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Male 4,004
Batmanners likes beccab86`s post.
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Male 4,004
"Where do they find these people?!?!?!?"

It`s mostly fake drama entertainment....mostly.

Sad part is, I`m sure somewhere, in some state, it`s been done.
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Female 4,376
As soon as I saw the title I just knew it was gonna be something like this. lol
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Male 587
I`m not amused by these. We all know daytime TV is messed up.
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Female 3,727
IS this going to be a new series? What we`re missing on tv???

Yea, let`s re-think this Fanc...

How about we have...

-trivia of the week
-mod picks of the week
-MMM
-more videos

Just a suggestion!
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Female 347
Big deal... who hasn`t?
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Male 533
Whore.
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Male 1,678
Maybe she said she did it for some coke and the caption people got confused
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Male 893
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Male 4,807
or maybe... with a can of soda for a boy?
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Male 1,378
I rather miss out on the slutty teens and explosive black people.
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Male 648
Really? She doesnt look like that type of girl....
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Male 801
Where do they find these people?!?!?!?
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Male 20,302
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