This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 4 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Ah, the old "It was the dog" excuse--we"ll have to remember that one...
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Male 1,834
so this is a pic of the dog in question?
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Male 224
hmm, I didn`t think a dog was capable of such a thing.
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Male 411
Sooo... the alternative to being labled as a "cheater" is "beastiality" ???
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Male 2,893
If you accuse the dog of doing something that involves sucking on your neck, you`re probably high as f*ck.
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Male 6,694
Silly dog.
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Female 533
what a slutty dog
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Female 5,222
smh.
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Male 12,365
[quote]so you let a dog suck on your neck for a long a$$ time while knowing he licks his junk...yeah right[/quote]

Sucking isn`t the only way to cause a bruise.

Your neck isn`t the only place you can be bruised.
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Male 108
im assuming the husband meant that the dog bit him or something
then again it is maury...
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Male 303
If that`s all that on tv now days, won`t ever leave my computer.
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Male 38,491
dogs lie!
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Female 2,120
I`m going to go lie down and think about this for a while.
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Female 351
I need a dog.
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Male 3,631
I`d take the dog over her..
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Male 333
A good moment to not be black right now!
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Female 296
so you let a dog suck on your neck for a long a$$ time while knowing he licks his junk...yeah right
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Female 4,376
Riiiiiiight.
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Male 18
Actually. Puppies can leave hickeys. I have had it happen before. They sucks on you like they are nursing. Mine happened on my chin lol.
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Female 2,352
Blaming your dog for a fart is one thing this is entirely f*cktarded.
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Male 2
She is crying on TV because this Gary person got a hickey? There is no hope for our society I`m afraid...
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Male 12,365
It`s possible for him to be telling the truth. The dog could have bruised him like that while playing.

But probably not.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Forgive my ignorance (hopefully this comes out right) but genuine question... can black people get hickeys?![/quote]

Melanin doesn`t stop blood vessels rupturing under force. It just partially blocks a range of the EM spectrum, which is a completely different thing.

Of course, the damage will be less visible with darker skin.

[quote]Feel free to correct me on the politically correct way of asking that!!![/quote]

Never end a sentence with more than one exclamation mark.

Never end a sentence with a question mark and an exclamation mark.

Although that`s grammatical correctness, which is vastly more important than political correctness.
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Male 509
I saw the caption before I clicked on the link and thought someone claimed the dog got them pregnant... which is A) sick and B) biologically impossible
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Male 491
#1 rule alwaye blame it on the dog.
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Male 11
Is her hair on straight?
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Male 3,364
@beternal: Of course they can. You just might not be able to see it as easily.
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Male 332
Poll: Are the people of Maury/Jerry Springer worse than the people of Wal-Mart?
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Female 463
Some people are so stupid...
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Male 25,416
this is why dogs are awesome!
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Male 2,586
Forgive my ignorance (hopefully this comes out right) but genuine question... can black people get hickeys?!

Feel free to correct me on the politically correct way of asking that!!!
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Female 1,623
*Facepalm*
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Female 3,598
yeah and that b!tch prbably sucked his d!ck too.
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Male 5,190
Pftftft LOOOOL!
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Female 9,477
It`s not the dog`s fault that Gary loves him more.
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Male 20,188
Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 4 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ah, the old `It was the dog` excuse--we`ll have to remember that one...
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