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Date: 08/27/10 12:03 PM

107 Responses to This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 21 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 27, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 21 - Never has anything Snookie been so right about anything.
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    KidGixxer Male 30-39
    182 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    The only time i have seen this girl is when that video of her getting blasted in the face.
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Say whatever you want Snooki, just so long it takes you out of the breeding pool.
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    MissTokyo Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Hey! It`s Snooki! I wonder if she still wants to be a vampire/cat?
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    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    is that whats happening? haha i guess she is an expert
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    August 27, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Nobel Prize material.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    August 27, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    It`s really no small wonder that she hates men and believes them to be douchebags...just took a look at the guys she tries to attract. Ick!
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    All those Jersey Shore douchebags, and all those LIKE them need to be herded into a small valley and nuked off the planet. Its only right we should eliminate the pandemic of stupidity that they are causing...
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    SeaBassEX Male 30-39
    69 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    "Say whatever you want Snooki, just so long it takes you out of the breeding pool."

    Agreed. I vote for sterilization just to be safe.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:28 pm
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    Murcu Male 18-29
    84 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    "Never has anything Snookie been so right about anything. "
    Are you serious with this? And you`re insulting Snookie?
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I`d hit it...



    and by it, i mean Snooki...

    and by hit i mean punch....
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    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Id do her
  14. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    I want them assasinated.

    ALL OF THEM!
  15. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    @ seabassex " just to be safe " LOL! Hil-freakin-larious. Seabass is Bassy
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    anabel4you go fxcking die spammer
  17. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Jersey Shore is great
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    WHY DO WE SUPPORT THESE PEOPLE!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL THEM NOW!!!
  19. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    YOU GO GIRL!
  20. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    dude, who the fcuk is this snookie?? ive been seeing her everywhere, but no music or anything.. is she one of those people who are just famous for being famous??
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    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    IamBored29

    --

    some one beat you to it
  22. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    -.-
  23. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    True.
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    ylime_1408 Female 13-17
    26 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    ....no comment.
  25. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    kill them fire
  26. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    mabe the guys she meets are all guidos
  27. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    xxpinkxx, shes a chunky bitch who makes money from being a whore on one of the pootiest shows on tv, "jersey shore". its about a bunch of orange braindead drats who dont have to do anything but workout and party.
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:38 pm


  29. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Video
  30. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    News flash, hon.

    THE LESBIANS DON`T WANT YOU EITHER.
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Uh, huh...And have you met ALL men, Snookums?
  32. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    @xxPinkxx
    who the fcuk is this snookie??
    Lucky you
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    She`s such a retard.
  34. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Thanks for posting that chunkymonkie it made my day.
  35. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    @chunkymonkie
    Here it is without those annoying words.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Only the guys on Mtv bitch.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Lesbian or Straight, we always win
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    ...I wasn`t aware of this apparent rise is lesbians )-|
  • Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    how does she not have skin cancer yet?
  • Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    what
  • Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    @AnarchistGod: Thank you
  • Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    @Earl Grey, spraytan?
  • Profile photo of angrynerd
    angrynerd Male 30-39
    36 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Translation: I`m a bitch and I pissed off every guy that I`ve dated until they didn`t even want to look at me anymore, so I`m making up lies to try and anger men and make it feel like it was not my fault at all
  • Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    holy poo
    is that poo anarchist posted real??? lmfao
    he is an inspiration to us all
  • Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Ah, she just hasn`t had a man yet ... a man with a tongue and knows how to use it.

    By the way, men do not hurt women. They cherish and protect them. The douche in AnarchistGod`s gif is NOT a man. A `guy` or a `dude`, maybe, but not a man.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    I agree, guys ARE douchebags. That`s why I go for the ladies.
  • Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    ... also, a man doesn`t just stand by while a dude or guy hurts a woman/girl.
  • Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Her problem is she dates "guys" not men. Then again, no man would go out with her. We`d just leave the money on the nightstand and slip out.
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    drat!!! That bitch is ugly!
  • Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    davymid
    "I agree, guys ARE douchebags. That`s why I go for the ladies."

    And I agree with your comment. Kinda awkward... but yea.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    So...she`s choosing women as a backup choice because she can`t find a man she likes. I bet her girlfriends love that!


    She`s just another silly bigot.
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    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    the most logical conclusion is...

    lesbian rate is going up.
  • Profile photo of boudicca013
    boudicca013 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Yeah, sorry, I actually get along better with guys... and yet, I`m still a lesbian.
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    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    @ Angilion TRUTH!
  • Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    @boudicca013, and just the opposite boudi I`m gay and get along better with women
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    skirjames Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    @Angilion

    I guess you never saw an episode of the Jersey shore then :D
  • Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    @mogman45
    lesbian rate is going up.
    Possibly, but probably not the case. There are multiple explanation. For example, more and more young people in America are liberals. Liberals are more tolerant of people`s sexual orientation. So more women are coming out of the closet when compared to the 1950s.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    i had a dream that i had to write 2 pages about snookie, and i don`t even watch the jersey shore. she`s creeping into my dreams and i know nothing about the b*tch
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    If I ever see her in public I`m so going to punch her in the face again.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Hmm.... I know how to handle my wife, and she knows how to handle me. We`ve been married for 26 years with 2 children. This immature girl needs to get a grip.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    @Angilion

    I guess you never saw an episode of the Jersey shore then :D

    Never heard of it. I don`t really watch TV. A few things on iplayer. Nothing some weeks.
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    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Come on guys. Why are you showing a screenshot from Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory?
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    iLoveChoo Female 18-29
    120 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    This is also exactly what Elisabeth Hasselbeck said on the View.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    So is she saying that some women choose to be lesbians?

    She`s a bigot.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    August 27, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Lol Snooki is good laughs.
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    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    So.....she`s the cause of rising rates of gay men, right? ;P

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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    "By the way, men do not hurt women. They cherish and protect them"

    Yep, and in return we get bitched at & stepped on all the time. Chivalry is dead.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Chivalry died with the feminist movement.
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    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Non-emancipated, illiterate c***.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    @ilovechoo
    "This is also exactly what Elisabeth Hasselbeck said on the View."

    Elizabeth Hasselback and snooki on the same wavelength...color me shocked.
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    She`s like an orange smurf. I hate her.
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Wow the font on the inserted text is so clear, yet the font on the actual screen is, well like a screenshot from tv. Photoshop fail.
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    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    The only thing i hate more than Snooki is pompous non-nice individuals who ruin a good laugh with "Photoshop fail" comments.
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    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    scratch that, I hate IAB censorship too DX
  • Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    Lt., I hate to admit knowing this, but she did actually say that.
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    DGbME Male 40-49
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    August 27, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    Ummm, then why the hell is the gay rate going up too?
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    I can`t help but feel "douchebags" wasn`t a good word choice here. Also, is the gay/lesbian percentage really increasing?
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    Djer Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    The reason why the lesbian rate is going up is because women don`t want to make the effort to actually understand how men think and find it easier to call them all "douchebags."
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    That hair of hers is pressing down on her brain too much. Stick to drinking and shagging honey!
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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:04 am
    Thats as stupid as everything else she says, I can see where the bias here is from the person who posted this, just because YOU couldn`t make it with the opposite sex does not mean that they have a problem, it is YOU with the problem so go take your opinion to your lesbian/gay friends because they didn`t bother to understand the opposite sex either.
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    August 28, 2010 at 12:54 am
    "The reason why the lesbian rate is going up is because women don`t want to make the effort to actually understand how men think and find it easier to call them all "douchebags.""

    I like to think it`s the consequences of women running out of suckers handing over their wallets because guys would rather spend time in their backyards grilling a steak and having a beer instead of putting up with narcissistic female poo.
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    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:35 am
    @eskimo9 of course not, it`s just that gays can be more open about their personal lives today than they could 20 years ago. i can`t imagine anyone who still watches MTV and actually listens to someone like `Snooki`. lol... the lesbian rate. i bet sarah palin would have a field day with that one.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:58 am
    make it stop
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    regediT Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 3:01 am
    Make.Me.A.Sandwich
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    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:34 am
    And now, Deep Thoughts.
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    daydreamkid Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 5:19 am
    Rom-Coms and Nicholas Sparks are to blame for women`s expectations of men.
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:46 am
    ding ding ding! She nailed the reason why!

    ....uhhh...no....
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    BalenWest Male 40-49
    22 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:13 am
    Oy! I`m not sure which is worse... the fact that she is `famous` or that people actually watch her.
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    DanteChief Female 13-17
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    August 28, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Ah dumb words from the mouth of the great "Snooki"
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 10:31 am
    i can`t take the nick "snookie" seriously after seeing South Park.

    my word of advice: get the drat into a bombshelter
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    August 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    the lesbian rate, lol
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    kendough808 Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    oh god. the stupid. it BURNS
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    i have no idea who this woman is...
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Also, is the gay/lesbian percentage really increasing?

    Nobody could really know, because nobody has exact figures for it now and even less so in the past. Besides, human sexual orientation isn`t the two discrete groups so many people make it out to be. Two and a half if they make a passing reference to bisexuals (and then ignore their existence). People often like to split everything into two simple parts, but reality is rarely that simple. Human sexuality is more of a spectrum with clusters at each end than two discrete groups.

    More people nowadays who are homosexual. I think not.

    More people nowadays who have some degree of bisexuality *and act on it*? I think so.

    Say, for example, you were ~90% straight and ~10% gay. In the 1950s, you`d almost certainly just ignore that 10%. Nowadays, you`d have much less reason to do so.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
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    August 28, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I`m alright with it. (;
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Kill it with FIRE.
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    i wonder if it`s actually increasing or that people are less afraid of being curb stomped for being who they are
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    shorti3rach Female 13-17
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    August 28, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    the sad thing: this is true.
  • Profile photo of JohnnyBoy50
    JohnnyBoy50 Male 13-17
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    August 28, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    The homosexual percentage isn`t going up. It`s just that more people are openly gay and more people are okay with it.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    lol
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
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    August 29, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Oh Snookie, how I`d love to stab you in the kidney...
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    slickrstickr Male 13-17
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    August 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    the caption hurts my brain
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 30, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Ugh. Snookie. What a name.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    if i *was* gay, she`d make me go straight.
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    August 30, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    What a terrible waste of good oxygen you are snookie
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    captkava Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 8:56 am
    [email protected]
    i think i`ve found my new chat up line....
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    this is the same one who said that she hated Obama because of the tanning tax or something (I didn`t care enough to look it up) and that McCain would never have done that.
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