This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 21 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Never has anything Snookie been so right about anything.
There are 107 comments:
Female 914
this is the same one who said that she hated Obama because of the tanning tax or something (I didn`t care enough to look it up) and that McCain would never have done that.
0
Reply
Male 257
[email protected]
i think i`ve found my new chat up line....
0
Reply
Male 1,598
What a terrible waste of good oxygen you are snookie
0
Reply
Female 1,181
if i *was* gay, she`d make me go straight.
0
Reply
Male 6,693
Ugh. Snookie. What a name.
0
Reply
Male 61
the caption hurts my brain
0
Reply
Female 463
Oh Snookie, how I`d love to stab you in the kidney...
0
Reply
Male 1,834
lol
0
Reply
Male 88
The homosexual percentage isn`t going up. It`s just that more people are openly gay and more people are okay with it.
0
Reply
Female 62
the sad thing: this is true.
0
Reply
Male 1,347
i wonder if it`s actually increasing or that people are less afraid of being curb stomped for being who they are
0
Reply
Female 2,352
Kill it with FIRE.
0
Reply
Male 1,523
I`m alright with it. (;
0
Reply
Male 12,365
[quote]Also, is the gay/lesbian percentage really increasing?[/quote]

Nobody could really know, because nobody has exact figures for it now and even less so in the past. Besides, human sexual orientation isn`t the two discrete groups so many people make it out to be. Two and a half if they make a passing reference to bisexuals (and then ignore their existence). People often like to split everything into two simple parts, but reality is rarely that simple. Human sexuality is more of a spectrum with clusters at each end than two discrete groups.

More people nowadays who are homosexual. I think not.

More people nowadays who have some degree of bisexuality *and act on it*? I think so.

Say, for example, you were ~90% straight and ~10% gay. In the 1950s, you`d almost certainly just ignore that 10%. Nowadays, you`d have much less reason to do so.
0
Reply
Female 3,001
i have no idea who this woman is...
0
Reply
Male 91
oh god. the stupid. it BURNS
0
Reply
Male 1,596
the lesbian rate, lol
0
Reply
Male 3,619
i can`t take the nick "snookie" seriously after seeing South Park.

my word of advice: get the drat into a bombshelter
0
Reply
Female 100
Ah dumb words from the mouth of the great "Snooki"
0
Reply
Male 22
Oy! I`m not sure which is worse... the fact that she is `famous` or that people actually watch her.
0
Reply
Female 351
ding ding ding! She nailed the reason why!

....uhhh...no....
0
Reply
Male 2
Rom-Coms and Nicholas Sparks are to blame for women`s expectations of men.
0
Reply
Female 511
And now, Deep Thoughts.
0
Reply
Male 716
Make.Me.A.Sandwich
0
Reply
Female 5,222
make it stop
0
Reply
Male 179
@eskimo9 of course not, it`s just that gays can be more open about their personal lives today than they could 20 years ago. i can`t imagine anyone who still watches MTV and actually listens to someone like `Snooki`. lol... the lesbian rate. i bet sarah palin would have a field day with that one.
0
Reply
Male 1,505
"The reason why the lesbian rate is going up is because women don`t want to make the effort to actually understand how men think and find it easier to call them all "douchebags.""

I like to think it`s the consequences of women running out of suckers handing over their wallets because guys would rather spend time in their backyards grilling a steak and having a beer instead of putting up with narcissistic female poo.
0
Reply
Male 260
Thats as stupid as everything else she says, I can see where the bias here is from the person who posted this, just because YOU couldn`t make it with the opposite sex does not mean that they have a problem, it is YOU with the problem so go take your opinion to your lesbian/gay friends because they didn`t bother to understand the opposite sex either.
0
Reply
Female 1,048
That hair of hers is pressing down on her brain too much. Stick to drinking and shagging honey!
0
Reply
Male 842
The reason why the lesbian rate is going up is because women don`t want to make the effort to actually understand how men think and find it easier to call them all "douchebags."
0
Reply
Male 703
I can`t help but feel "douchebags" wasn`t a good word choice here. Also, is the gay/lesbian percentage really increasing?
0
Reply
Male 451
Ummm, then why the hell is the gay rate going up too?
0
Reply
Male 3,755
Lt., I hate to admit knowing this, but she did actually say that.
0
Reply
Female 169
scratch that, I hate IAB censorship too DX
0
Reply
Female 169
The only thing i hate more than Snooki is pompous non-nice individuals who ruin a good laugh with "Photoshop fail" comments.
0
Reply
Male 1,013
Wow the font on the inserted text is so clear, yet the font on the actual screen is, well like a screenshot from tv. Photoshop fail.
0
Reply
Male 721
She`s like an orange smurf. I hate her.
0
Reply
Male 648
@ilovechoo
"This is also exactly what Elisabeth Hasselbeck said on the View."

Elizabeth Hasselback and snooki on the same wavelength...color me shocked.
0
Reply
Male 193
Non-emancipated, illiterate c***.
0
Reply
Male 3,755
Chivalry died with the feminist movement.
0
Reply
Male 2,332
"By the way, men do not hurt women. They cherish and protect them"

Yep, and in return we get bitched at & stepped on all the time. Chivalry is dead.
0
Reply
Female 536
So.....she`s the cause of rising rates of gay men, right? ;P

0
Reply
Female 1,515
Lol Snooki is good laughs.
0
Reply
Male 3,755
So is she saying that some women choose to be lesbians?

She`s a bigot.
0
Reply
Female 120
This is also exactly what Elisabeth Hasselbeck said on the View.
0
Reply
Male 493
Come on guys. Why are you showing a screenshot from Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory?
0
Reply
Male 12,365
[quote]@Angilion

I guess you never saw an episode of the Jersey shore then :D [/quote]

Never heard of it. I don`t really watch TV. A few things on iplayer. Nothing some weeks.
0
Reply
Male 2,402
Hmm.... I know how to handle my wife, and she knows how to handle me. We`ve been married for 26 years with 2 children. This immature girl needs to get a grip.
0
Reply
Female 2,120
If I ever see her in public I`m so going to punch her in the face again.
0
Reply
Female 2,289
i had a dream that i had to write 2 pages about snookie, and i don`t even watch the jersey shore. she`s creeping into my dreams and i know nothing about the b*tch
0
Reply
Male 893
@mogman45
[quote]lesbian rate is going up.[/quote]
Possibly, but probably not the case. There are multiple explanation. For example, more and more young people in America are liberals. Liberals are more tolerant of people`s sexual orientation. So more women are coming out of the closet when compared to the 1950s.
0
Reply
Male 109
@Angilion

I guess you never saw an episode of the Jersey shore then :D
0
Reply
Male 229
@boudicca013, and just the opposite boudi I`m gay and get along better with women
0
Reply
Male 292
@ Angilion TRUTH!
0
Reply
Female 10
Yeah, sorry, I actually get along better with guys... and yet, I`m still a lesbian.
0
Reply
Male 224
the most logical conclusion is...

lesbian rate is going up.
0
Reply
Male 12,365
So...she`s choosing women as a backup choice because she can`t find a man she likes. I bet her girlfriends love that!


She`s just another silly bigot.
0
Reply
Male 4,807
davymid
"I agree, guys ARE douchebags. That`s why I go for the ladies."

And I agree with your comment. Kinda awkward... but yea.
0
Reply
Male 725
drat!!! That bitch is ugly!
0
Reply
Male 39,889
Her problem is she dates "guys" not men. Then again, no man would go out with her. We`d just leave the money on the nightstand and slip out.
0
Reply
Male 180
... also, a man doesn`t just stand by while a dude or guy hurts a woman/girl.
0
Reply
Male 12,138
I agree, guys ARE douchebags. That`s why I go for the ladies.
0
Reply
Male 180
Ah, she just hasn`t had a man yet ... a man with a tongue and knows how to use it.

By the way, men do not hurt women. They cherish and protect them. The douche in AnarchistGod`s gif is NOT a man. A `guy` or a `dude`, maybe, but not a man.
0
Reply
Male 225
holy poo
is that poo anarchist posted real??? lmfao
he is an inspiration to us all
0
Reply
Male 36
Translation: I`m a bitch and I pissed off every guy that I`ve dated until they didn`t even want to look at me anymore, so I`m making up lies to try and anger men and make it feel like it was not my fault at all
0
Reply
Male 2,056
@Earl Grey, spraytan?
0
Reply
Female 1,623
@AnarchistGod: Thank you
0
Reply
Male 25,416
what
0
Reply
Female 131
how does she not have skin cancer yet?
0
Reply
Female 798
...I wasn`t aware of this apparent rise is lesbians )-|
0
Reply
Male 15,510
Lesbian or Straight, we always win
0
Reply
Male 2,893
Only the guys on Mtv bitch.
0
Reply
Male 893
@chunkymonkie
Here it is without those annoying words.
0
Reply
Male 587
Thanks for posting that chunkymonkie it made my day.
0
Reply
Female 9,572
She`s such a retard.
0
Reply
Male 893
@xxPinkxx
[quote]who the fcuk is this snookie??[/quote]
Lucky you
0
Reply
Male 247
Uh, huh...And have you met ALL men, Snookums?
0
Reply
Male 2,669
News flash, hon.

THE LESBIANS DON`T WANT YOU EITHER.
0
Reply
Male 893
0
Reply
Male 669


0
Reply
Male 669
xxpinkxx, shes a chunky bitch who makes money from being a whore on one of the pootiest shows on tv, "jersey shore". its about a bunch of orange braindead drats who dont have to do anything but workout and party.
0
Reply
Male 1,378
mabe the guys she meets are all guidos
0
Reply
Male 122
kill them fire
0
Reply
Female 26
....no comment.
0
Reply
Male 594
True.
0
Reply
Male 699
-.-
0
Reply
Male 468
IamBored29

--

some one beat you to it
0
Reply
Female 3,828
dude, who the fcuk is this snookie?? ive been seeing her everywhere, but no music or anything.. is she one of those people who are just famous for being famous??
0
Reply
Male 397
YOU GO GIRL!
0
Reply
Male 14,331
WHY DO WE SUPPORT THESE PEOPLE!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL THEM NOW!!!
0
Reply
Male 2,441
Jersey Shore is great
0
Reply
Male 417
anabel4you go fxcking die spammer
0
Reply
Male 292
@ seabassex " just to be safe " LOL! Hil-freakin-larious. Seabass is Bassy
0
Reply
Male 716
I want them assasinated.

ALL OF THEM!
0
Reply
Male 90
Id do her
0
Reply
Male 648
I`d hit it...



and by it, i mean Snooki...

and by hit i mean punch....
0
Reply
Male 84
"Never has anything Snookie been so right about anything. "
Are you serious with this? And you`re insulting Snookie?
0
Reply
Male 3,819
0
Reply
Male 69
"Say whatever you want Snooki, just so long it takes you out of the breeding pool."

Agreed. I vote for sterilization just to be safe.
0
Reply
Male 2,688
All those Jersey Shore douchebags, and all those LIKE them need to be herded into a small valley and nuked off the planet. Its only right we should eliminate the pandemic of stupidity that they are causing...
0
Reply
Male 2,548
It`s really no small wonder that she hates men and believes them to be douchebags...just took a look at the guys she tries to attract. Ick!
0
Reply
Male 4,680
Nobel Prize material.
0
Reply
Male 166
is that whats happening? haha i guess she is an expert
0
Reply
Female 82
Hey! It`s Snooki! I wonder if she still wants to be a vampire/cat?
0
Reply
Male 762
Say whatever you want Snooki, just so long it takes you out of the breeding pool.
0
Reply
Male 182
The only time i have seen this girl is when that video of her getting blasted in the face.
0
Reply
Male 20,901
Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 21 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Never has anything Snookie been so right about anything.
0
Reply