This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 20 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

You always wondered what happened to Harry when he graduated, right? Well, he"s in Colorado now...
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Male 5
mcjohn, sorry to break your heart, but this IS true. Click for news
Of course, it`s also 2 years old, but that`s beside the point.
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Female 1,181
man all these posts make me hate the fact that i live in florida. at least i don`t live in pasco county anymore...
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Female 152
why is it always Florida...
@mcjohn...this is pasco county we are talking about...anything is possible in pasco
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Male 10
Avada Kedavra motha dratas
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Male 3
This is not true. It is a "shopped" picture.I live in sunny Fla.!If this were true,it would have been all over the news.Hey i-a-b some people really believe this crap! How about a disclaimer so as to keep the fringe society from really believing this stuff!
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Male 415
" Do what thou Wilt shall be the whole of the Law ", you should try and find Crowley`s work Nidonemo, it`s a fun read at times. Really weird at other times though.

Satanism isn`t about worshipping the devil, more about an abscence of God and finding true power within oneself. Some version of it anyway.
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Male 876
Land O` Lakes? Wizards don`t make butter, do they?
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Male 2,893
@Nidonemo
My 7th grade Science teacher was a Satanist.
He wasn`t all that bad.
He was actually one of the most decent teachers I`ve came to know in my school career.
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Female 3,828
heh
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Female 1
Actually, Land O` Lakes is in Pasco County, Florida, not Colorado...
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Male 9,305
"Satanism seems tame to Muslims."

You know, not once have I ever seen one Satanist, ever. You always hear about how evil they are, what they stand for is complete evil, yadda whatever, but have you ever met or even seen one yet? I`m willing to bet they aren`t AS bad as the churches make them out to be, and I`m willing to sit down with one and ask them:

Hey, what do you believe in? Explain it to me. I`ve heard everyone else`s story but yours. Then I`ll make a decision on what to think.
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Male 6,693
Abra cadabra !
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Male 661
It`s sad, really. I mean if he was teaching at a Catholic school or something and lied about his denomination. Someone posted it a few posts ago, in Africa and other places, this kind of accusation gets you killed.

Still, freedom to believe in whatever deity you want? guess not
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Male 1,226
He got his robe and his wizard hat.
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Male 2,737
Wizardry? Is it worse than the nation of Islam? Satanism seems tame to Muslims.
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Female 430
You can lose your job because such a thing O_o
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Male 3,076
he must be from oz
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Male 258
In respects, the wand they were refering to was in his pants.
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Male 456
good ol florida...at least it isnt in my county...But I am next to it
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Male 2,402
What when did I miss this! The Grand Wizard of the KKK was dismissed? ;)
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Male 25,416
really?
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Male 2,424
She isn`t very good at it, if the witnesses weren`t turned into toads.
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Female 100
I see they don`t want another Dumbledore.
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Female 172
FML. I need to move. I hate this state, so much.
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Male 533
Alright alright. I see Florida posts all the time. It`s bad enough that this crap happens in my state, but I`m the same damn county. I need to move.
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Female 535
Is his tie the "wizardry" part?
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Male 181
I did a google news search on land o` lakes...This seems pretty tame in comparison.
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Female 798
Uh, that`s not Colorado. That`s Land`o`Lakes, Pasco County in Florida.
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Male 312

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Male 353
"A substitute teacher was accused of wizardry today after it was found that he made his students actually pay attention in class."
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Male 848
I can do that trick!
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Female 26
awww. I just moved there..
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Male 1,451
Can`t we lump all of these together into a "10 things you`re missing on TV" like fancy`s pics?

None of these are worth the effort singly.
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Male 904
This is funny stuff in some countries but people get brutally murdered in less civilized cultures when accusations of wizardry are made. 2010 and folks are still killing witches. Ain`t humanity grand?
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Male 330
Land O Lakes and Pasco County are in Florida actually. Yup.
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Male 16
this isnt colorado. its in florida. just saying...
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Male 163
watch me make this nail disappear up my pee-hole!
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Male 159
So the conspiracies were true... Dumbledore didn`t actually die......
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Male 10,855
I believe the man is saying "GET THE F*CK OUT!!!"
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Male 2,441
well then
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Male 1,610
If this isn`t a missed opportunity, then I don`t know what is. If someone accused me of being a wizard I would be outside their establishment wearing a purple robe and pointed hat with moons and stars on it before you would say "AlaKazam!"
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Male 699
i hope this isn`t real
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Male 1,312
@SwayzeCrazy4, Co. is short for county, Colorado owns your family, dumbass
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Male 886
This was back in 2008, did this "High Wizard" find a job since that incident?

I am curious.
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Male 669
this is part 21
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Male 558
and true to form, in the time it takes me to type a correction, it`s done for me 4 times... sorry Fancy.
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Female 5
DUDE!! Thats where I live D:
oh noess!!!!.....stupid pasco county :p
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Male 234
Is this 1149 or is Colorado just stupid?
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Male 558
@ Fancy: mild fail... Pasco County, FL... yes, FL where ALL the lackwits reside. I can say this as I had to grow up there...
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Female 5
Oh and Pasco county is totally in florida. It`s about 45 mins from Tampa
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Male 46
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Male 15,510
No space for witchcraft in the land of freedom!
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Male 27
wonder if they`ll be expelled from hogwarts...
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Male 1,226
How can we have two parts 20?? MAGIC I`M TELLING YOU!
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Male 24
Uhh yeah, this is in Florida, not Colorado.
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Female 2,120
He turned me into a newt!
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Male 2,669
Wizardry! Witchcraft! Isolationism! Free silver!

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Male 20,916
Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 20 [Pic] [Rate Link] - You always wondered what happened to Harry when he graduated, right? Well, he`s in Colorado now...
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