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Date: 08/26/10 02:03 PM

58 Responses to This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 20 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 20 - You always wondered what happened to Harry when he graduated, right? Well, he`s in Colorado now...
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2328 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Wizardry! Witchcraft! Isolationism! Free silver!

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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    He turned me into a newt!
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    asscobb Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Uhh yeah, this is in Florida, not Colorado.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    August 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    How can we have two parts 20?? MAGIC I`M TELLING YOU!
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    Dm1 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    wonder if they`ll be expelled from hogwarts...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    No space for witchcraft in the land of freedom!
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    hugobravo Male 30-39
    46 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    ta daaaaaaaa
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    music4jenn Female 18-29
    5 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Oh and Pasco county is totally in florida. It`s about 45 mins from Tampa
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
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    August 26, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    @ Fancy: mild fail... Pasco County, FL... yes, FL where ALL the lackwits reside. I can say this as I had to grow up there...
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    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Is this 1149 or is Colorado just stupid?
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    music4jenn Female 18-29
    5 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    DUDE!! Thats where I live D:
    oh noess!!!!.....stupid pasco county :p
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    and true to form, in the time it takes me to type a correction, it`s done for me 4 times... sorry Fancy.
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    this is part 21
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    This was back in 2008, did this "High Wizard" find a job since that incident?

    I am curious.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    @SwayzeCrazy4, Co. is short for county, Colorado owns your family, dumbass
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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    i hope this isn`t real
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    August 26, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    If this isn`t a missed opportunity, then I don`t know what is. If someone accused me of being a wizard I would be outside their establishment wearing a purple robe and pointed hat with moons and stars on it before you would say "AlaKazam!"
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    well then
  20. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    I believe the man is saying "GET THE F*CK OUT!!!"
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    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    So the conspiracies were true... Dumbledore didn`t actually die......
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    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    watch me make this nail disappear up my pee-hole!
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    psycho9o Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    this isnt colorado. its in florida. just saying...
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    FoSchizle Male 18-29
    330 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Land O Lakes and Pasco County are in Florida actually. Yup.
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    drips Male 30-39
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    August 26, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    This is funny stuff in some countries but people get brutally murdered in less civilized cultures when accusations of wizardry are made. 2010 and folks are still killing witches. Ain`t humanity grand?
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Can`t we lump all of these together into a "10 things you`re missing on TV" like fancy`s pics?

    None of these are worth the effort singly.
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    pooki3 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    awww. I just moved there..
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    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I can do that trick!
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    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    "A substitute teacher was accused of wizardry today after it was found that he made his students actually pay attention in class."
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    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:28 pm

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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Uh, that`s not Colorado. That`s Land`o`Lakes, Pasco County in Florida.
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    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    I did a google news search on land o` lakes...This seems pretty tame in comparison.
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    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Is his tie the "wizardry" part?
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    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Alright alright. I see Florida posts all the time. It`s bad enough that this crap happens in my state, but I`m the same damn county. I need to move.
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    neonsharpie Female 18-29
    172 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    FML. I need to move. I hate this state, so much.
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    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    I see they don`t want another Dumbledore.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    She isn`t very good at it, if the witnesses weren`t turned into toads.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    really?
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    What when did I miss this! The Grand Wizard of the KKK was dismissed? ;)
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    good ol florida...at least it isnt in my county...But I am next to it
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    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    In respects, the wand they were refering to was in his pants.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:06 am
    he must be from oz
  43. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:20 am
    You can lose your job because such a thing O_o
  44. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:32 am
    Wizardry? Is it worse than the nation of Islam? Satanism seems tame to Muslims.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:54 am
    He got his robe and his wizard hat.
  46. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:23 am
    It`s sad, really. I mean if he was teaching at a Catholic school or something and lied about his denomination. Someone posted it a few posts ago, in Africa and other places, this kind of accusation gets you killed.

    Still, freedom to believe in whatever deity you want? guess not
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Abra cadabra !
  48. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:48 am
    "Satanism seems tame to Muslims."

    You know, not once have I ever seen one Satanist, ever. You always hear about how evil they are, what they stand for is complete evil, yadda whatever, but have you ever met or even seen one yet? I`m willing to bet they aren`t AS bad as the churches make them out to be, and I`m willing to sit down with one and ask them:

    Hey, what do you believe in? Explain it to me. I`ve heard everyone else`s story but yours. Then I`ll make a decision on what to think.
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    emilycreator Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 27, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Actually, Land O` Lakes is in Pasco County, Florida, not Colorado...
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    heh
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    @Nidonemo
    My 7th grade Science teacher was a Satanist.
    He wasn`t all that bad.
    He was actually one of the most decent teachers I`ve came to know in my school career.
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Land O` Lakes? Wizards don`t make butter, do they?
  53. Profile photo of Zieveraar
    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    " Do what thou Wilt shall be the whole of the Law ", you should try and find Crowley`s work Nidonemo, it`s a fun read at times. Really weird at other times though.

    Satanism isn`t about worshipping the devil, more about an abscence of God and finding true power within oneself. Some version of it anyway.
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    mcjohn Male 40-49
    3 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    This is not true. It is a "shopped" picture.I live in sunny Fla.!If this were true,it would have been all over the news.Hey i-a-b some people really believe this crap! How about a disclaimer so as to keep the fringe society from really believing this stuff!
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    Shastasanu Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Avada Kedavra motha dratas
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    bandits1111 Female 18-29
    152 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    why is it always Florida...
    @mcjohn...this is pasco county we are talking about...anything is possible in pasco
  57. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    man all these posts make me hate the fact that i live in florida. at least i don`t live in pasco county anymore...
  58. Profile photo of Blayed
    Blayed Male 30-39
    5 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:28 am
    mcjohn, sorry to break your heart, but this IS true. Click for news
    Of course, it`s also 2 years old, but that`s beside the point.

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