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Date: 08/24/10 04:04 PM

94 Responses to This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 19 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 19 - Should this guy look like he`s having as much fun as he looks like he`s having?
  2. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Thats from The Onion.
  3. Profile photo of twichild369
    twichild369 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    this is from the onion, not on TV, i don`t think.
  4. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    When do we get an Onion tag?
  5. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Yup Onion, nice one.
  6. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Dats da Onion dog
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Yup, The Onion did it
  8. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    yea wtf this isnt real
  9. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Oh look, the Onion.
  10. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    its from the onion... not TV at all...
  11. Profile photo of tearblood
    tearblood Female 13-17
    16 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    omfg!! whats next? an ex boyfriend giving you kissin tips? wtf haha
  12. Profile photo of ZENimilian
    ZENimilian Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    today, NOW! Is from Onion News Network. Nice try, IAB.
  13. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    The words "former" and "pedophile" should never be put together.
  14. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Onion. >:/
  15. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    I`m telling you, many of those Onion TV clips are hilarious, and the production values are great too.
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Didn`t we see a video of this guy not to long ago?
  17. Profile photo of sausage1
    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    pedo win?
  18. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    The Onion ... a sarcastic news channel.

    This is a joke actually
  19. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Onion News Network.
  20. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    It`s a parody, but this wouldn`t be that bad an idea actually.
  21. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    LOL!
  22. Profile photo of shamrock1014
    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Wow, you are all so smart. How many times do we need to be told it`s from The Onion. Get over yourselves, nobody is impressed.
  23. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    lol
  24. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    It doesn`t count if it`s from the Onion.
  25. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    >>Wow, you are all so smart. How many times do we need to be told it`s from The Onion. Get over yourselves, nobody is impressed.<<

    It`s from the onion news network
  26. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Is there really such a thing as a "former" pedophile? A dead former pedophile, maybe.
  27. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    wasnt this on iab a while ago? the video?
  28. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    lmao the onion XD
  29. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    hahahahaha! I knew Det. Sipowicz had a dirty secret!
  30. Profile photo of WalkinAftr12
    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Sigh.
  31. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    "Well I would advise all small children to do anything for free candy. Especially if it involves going into a dark alley. Candy always tastes better in the dark."
  32. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    it`s true. all pedos have mustaches
  33. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    This is from the onion....not real TV.
  34. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    JESUS CHRIST WE GET IT. Man. Its from the onion. We established that. Shut up already.
  35. Profile photo of BetterBob
    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    Isn`t this from the onion?
  36. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Oh gawsh
  37. Profile photo of crazyfangirl
    crazyfangirl Female 18-29
    132 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    :S
  38. Profile photo of googlingnow
    googlingnow Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    onion news
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    hey, NEWBZOORZ... ya think this might be from the onion?
  40. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    no it is from the onion but oprah did the same thing
  41. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    I don`t want to trust that guy.
  42. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Once a pedo always a pedo.
  43. Profile photo of lukenhiumur
    lukenhiumur Male 13-17
    80 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    this is from the onion
  44. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Onion, was posted here awhile ago
  45. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    somebody doesn`t know what former means
  46. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    too bad this is from the onion
  47. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    I WATCHED THIS!!! IT WAS CREEPY! he was telling them what pedos look for... :?
  48. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    GAH, GOD DAMN IT. WE KNOW IT IS FROM THE ONION. OKAY?
  49. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Hold on, has anyone mentioned yet that it`s from the Onion?

  50. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    the full video was on iab a while ago
  51. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    what`s the onion? I only come here for my daily dose of lolz.
  52. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    The bad thing is he actually looks like a pedophile.
  53. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    He`s only interested in one kind of tip.
  54. Profile photo of Xbalde
    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    I think.... its from the onion, not positive.
  55. Profile photo of dreamerzy
    dreamerzy Female 13-17
    7 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Definitely from the Onion not real
  56. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    its onion things... look at the bottom corner...
  57. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    IT`S A TRAP!
  58. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    yeah thats from onion and should not be taken seriously
  59. Profile photo of TheBLB
    TheBLB Male 18-29
    237 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    This segment is so stupid and so far-reaching.

    And the marketing man in me says all of the digs at print and tv MIGHT be helping Fancy`s bottom line?
  60. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:22 am
    stupid onion. hate onion. Make it go away.
  61. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:29 am
    Must... resist... commenting... on... pedo moustache!
  62. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:40 am
    How would you be a "former pedophile"?
    I swear that`s like being a "former homosexual" or a "former rapist".
    Just because you don`t do it now, doesn`t mean you didn`t do it then.
  63. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:40 am
    @DeathToLems

    The Onionis a website designed as a news site but it contains content that is falsified and bent to provide entertainment. Think of it as almost like a webpage version of a show like The Daily Show or The Colbert Report.
  64. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:49 am
    `Former` Pedofile:And *ehem* let your children run around alone around 32 Seahaven Close, in new york, and make sure they only have the clothes they *ehem* need.

    Reporter: Any other tips?

    `Former` Pedofile:Uh, yes. Always take a condom. You know, just in case.
  65. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:09 am
    Lol, numbers show that the recidivism of sexual predators is near 100%. I seem to be unaware of this english word: former...
  66. Profile photo of Manipura
    Manipura Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:39 am
    oxymoron
  67. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 5:11 am
    the onioooooon :D
  68. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 5:43 am
    Now remember children when you go to bed just don`t wear pants...pedophiles love pants so you should totally remove those. And keep your windows unlocked because pedophiles use the front door and if your window is unlocked we would get confused and totally not bother you. Also use the internet as much as possible and talk to as many strangers as possible, that`ll show them pedophiles that your not afriad...infact you should invite some over to really show them.
  69. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:20 am
    His head actually looks like a dick.

    A real, living dickhead!
  70. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:39 am
    this is fake douche.
  71. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 7:30 am
    you can`t be a former pedophile i saw it on dr phil it is like being a homosexual you can`t do anything about it!
  72. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:23 am
    He needs to be smacked every day first thing when he wakes up and befor he goes to bed.
  73. Profile photo of starczar
    starczar Male 50-59
    50 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:28 am
    This is the "Onion News" geniuses... Comedy News...
  74. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Today Now! How could I ever forget that name lol
  75. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Oh, how fun! A parody news show that`s not even on television.
    Gullible sillies.
  76. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Lol, this is teh Onion you silly n00b.
  77. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    This is the Onion.
  78. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Old!
  79. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    To all the people that say this is fake, I`ve seen a show like this. Where he`s all `changed` and whatnot so he gives tips on what he would do if he was still all pedo-y. So this one may be fake, but there are shows like it out there.
  80. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    @taylor_stone

    The Onion can`t be compared to the Daily Show. The only thing they have in common is that they have the standard news format. The Daily Show is real news done in a comedic way. The Onion is all bull crap.
  81. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    "Lol, this is teh Onion you silly n00b."

    SPARTAKITTY, can you remember the last time you had an original thought?
  82. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    oh dear god
  83. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0nnU71ggro

    lol
  84. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    I know it`s an Onion skit, but Former?! Pedos never change. It`s something in the brain, they`re not right, and it`s not curable. It`s permanent. Why do you think so many are repeat offenders?
  85. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    demetat, i just watched ur link, please tell me that was fake? i want to believe this is fake...
  86. Profile photo of mmmmalexande
    mmmmalexande Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    "let your children wander as soon as they can walk making them an easy... uh i mean so they can learn self-reliance. Also make sure there bums are nice and lubed up so i can make a quick entry. uh i mean so they can make a quick escape down the slide."
  87. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    kinda makes sense, who else can hide stuff better then a crack head?
  88. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
    136 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:32 am
    no fair this is the onion
  89. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:05 am
    Oh FFS people this is from the onion....
  90. Profile photo of Danas2
    Danas2 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    I lol`d at mmmmalexande xD
  91. Profile photo of CVizzle
    CVizzle Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    Yeah, this is The Onion.
  92. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    yeah, the onion puts out great stuff: as factual as fox news, but much more entertaining...
  93. Profile photo of PBZebras
    PBZebras Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    FACT: All pedophiles have mustaches

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