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Date: 08/15/10 07:05 AM

68 Responses to This Is What America Thinks Is Healthy Eating [Pic

  1. Profile photo of MissTokyo
    MissTokyo Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:34 am
    People be hating, fancy keeps on rolling :)
  2. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:36 am
    IAB = Incessant America Bashing
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    octobers Male 18-29
    40 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Why don`t they just rename this site "Why America is Fat". It was poignant the first 8,000 times. Now it`s just annoying.
  4. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:53 am
    i just thought of something, fancy.

    im not as fat as you.
    none of my friends are as fat as you.
    we`re all Americans.

    eat it, fat boy.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:56 am
    well, if the bag says so it must be true
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:01 am
    "IAB = Incessant America Bashing"

    Start eating more healthy and the bashing will stop
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:13 am
    This is what the vending machine stocker (most likely a mexican) thinks is healthy eating, not America.
  8. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:32 am
    "Start eating more healthy and the bashing will stop"

    I already am. Haven`t eaten at a fast food restaurant in about 6 years, weigh 110 pounds, and run cross country. Will you stop now?

    I thought the "America is fat" posts were okay at first, because they seemed to do it equally with everyone else "Japan is crazy" "Rednecks are rednecky" and "Europeans are...." waittt, can`t say I`ve seen many of those. But now it`s becoming a daily thing. It`s getting crazy obsessive.
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:38 am
    yes machine i will do as you say. nom nom nom
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:52 am
    getting old.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:18 am
    I`m not totally opposed to bashing some of America`s eating habits (like that KFC sandwich... thing... with a bun made of chicken) but every time you post a picture of a bag of chips and say "AMERICA IS HORRIBLE" then it`s really not entertaining.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Why with all of the America bashing guys?
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    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:58 am
    @mykunter
    Bravo on bringing racism to the table.
  14. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Fancy you`re being such a drating faggot! Get some new material! Seriously everyday it`s about my eating habits. First off, the fatties reading this are probably getting pretty offended, and then the skinny people like me are getting pissed for being lumped into a bunch of nonsense.
    There are billions of photos, articles, games, and videos on the Internet take a look at some of those.
    Not to mention...Angelmassb do you expect America to drop 70 pounds overnight? Idk when this phase will last until because the religion and body modding bashing went for a long ass time.
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    zrawmutorcs Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Almost every single post on this website is something about America being fat. Its old and Im still bored. You fail IAB
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:18 am
    I LOVE cool ranch chips, not healthy but fine in moderation.
  17. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:34 am
    @ premierwondr... Don`t hold back, my dear sir, please tell us how you really think

    oh wait a second.... (premierwondr has not added any links)

    I see the problem now
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:40 am
    @premierwondr: Breath man breath! jesus christ...you can come and do PT with me every morning those pounds will melt away.

    Anyway...hahahahahaha funny post! How in the hell is Doritos a "healthy option".
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    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:51 am
    premier , you are a rambling fat peice of fatty fat fat
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:56 am
    @zraw blah blah: the site isn`t called "I am no longer bored" it`s not a cure, it`s a symptom...
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:40 am
    What the hell is up with all the fat America poo? We all know you want to be the next 4chan, but thats just not gonna happen, no matter how much you post memes. Whats next? Soon enough you will be posting child porn...

    Make fun or gingers or something, at least you want piss off 99% of your visitors that way.
  22. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    screwzlooose, how many screws are loose exactly? Perhaps all of them?
  23. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Nobody minded when me made fun of japan...
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    well I guess CVS was right then...
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    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    actually, cool ranch doritos have less calories than sunchips, look it up.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    i just don`t understand why any picture of junk food at all is "why america is fat", don`t they have chips in europe and africa and asia too??? don`t they have FAT PEOPLE too!?
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    romanwho Male 13-17
    119 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    They`ve posted so many fat american jokes lately that it is starting to not be as funny. You can only drag out a joke for so long.
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    huff333 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    New topic please..
  29. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Yes, it`s America. We`re all fat. Get drating used to it.
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    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    YEAH, EVERYONE OF US AMERICANS SURE ARE FAT.

    can we move on to something a little more original now?
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    KonekoChan Female 13-17
    10 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Americans in a nutshell
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    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    I honestly think Americans being the fatasses of the world has gone from funny to just sad. It might help a bit more to deflect such comments if they weren`t TRUE, however..
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    Baphometa Male 18-29
    70 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    I`m American and I`m 6` 2" tall and weigh in at 195 lbs. I work out daily and I probably eat better then most of you foreign dicks. get some new material not all Americans are fat.
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    this is getting old.
  35. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    No it isn`t.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    lolz
  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    I probably eat better then most of you foreign dicks. get some new material not all Americans are fat.
    Um, yeah, this was posted by fancylad. He`s from California.
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    keetraver Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    what`s with getting all those poor americans fatties all upset?
  39. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    to the fat people, nobody forced you to eat that cow for breakfast, deal with the harassment.

    everyone over there that isn`t fat, we know there are good people over there, but there are to many that can take responsibility over what they shove in their mouth, so we mock it, accept it.
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    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    FlameOfUdun
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    1223 Posts Sunday, August 15, 2010 12:47:22 PM
    "Nobody minded when me made fun of japan..."

    Exactly, some people can`t take a joke. They only laugh at jokes that hurts others.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    "there is a difference between "to" and "too" dumb ass."

    Sieg Heil, The Grammar Nazi is here
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    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    mykunter
    Male, 30-39, Southern US
    272 Posts Sunday, August 15, 2010 8:13:51 AM
    "This is what the vending machine stocker (most likely a mexican) thinks is healthy eating, not America. "

    Oh, the irony. I don`t think Mexico is bursting with obesity. I don`t believe I`ve ever met a Mexican that is "vending machine stocker." But, they probably work harder than the average American... and that is an example of why Americans are highly bashed at.
  43. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Kralmir, there is a difference between "to" and "too" dumb ass.
    Sieg Heil, The Grammar Nazi is here
    Yeah, and I have absolutely no clue what he`s bitching about... Kralmir used it right...

    Nobody minded when me made fun of japan...
    Actually, you`d be surprised... Especially considering that a good third of the "Japan is weird" posts didn`t even come from Japan...

    don`t they have chips in europe and africa and asia too??? don`t they have FAT PEOPLE too!?
    If you were trying to make a point, you probably shouldn`t have thrown Africa in there... Just sayin`.

    Um, yeah, this was posted by fancylad. He`s from California.
    Can I just ask why virtually EVERYTHING is posted by Fancylad anymore? I mean, seriously, even when people submit stuff anymore, it either doesn`t make it on or gets passed under Fancy`s name half the time... WTF?
  44. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Yeah, and I have absolutely no clue what he`s bitching about... Kralmir used it right...
    Well, except once... And there are these things called "typos."

    I`ve done it before where I wasn`t watching the screen, thought I typed a letter twice, turned out the second or first time I didn`t hit the key hard enough.

    It happens. And Grammar Nazis can go eff themselves.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    while not all of us americans are fat we ARE the fattest nation on the planet...dont get mad at people for making fun of us but instead if you are fat/obesse/hefty/big boned (yeah right) then get off your crapper and go to the YMCA and if you ARE in shape put that to good use and get the fat ppl up and litteraly running...thats what i do...
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    I know a guy who dated a fat chick... We call her "Canyon Twat" and giggle like hell.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    while not all of us americans are fat we ARE the fattest nation on the planet...
    Nah, you`re not (quite) as fat as Malta.



    Must be all them f*cking Maltesers they eat over there.
  48. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    @collegebound

    You are the new Greatest American Hero. You must be a busy guy.
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    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    A bag of doritos only has about 140 calories while sunchips are about 1.5x that. So it isn`t that bad, really. Healthier than a candy bar anyway (which has about 200~250 calories).
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    AmberCherry Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    This post makes me hungry. Trip to sev in my near future!
  51. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Well its only cause our country can afford to put snack foods like this in vending machines instead of cutting up a sheep and selling it like were rationing it. I also think its unfair to put the US against any nation that is small enough for the government to be effective with their `socialist` health programs or nations which have compulsory military service.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    davymid - LOL!
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    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:10 am
    that`s my favorite flavor!!! guess that`s what they were tryin` to say... this one`s the best
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:14 am
    Oh Yea ! Cool Ranch ! Thats whats up !
  55. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:14 am
    tws8631 = fatty

    @Homegrown

    "I also think its unfair to put the US against any nation that is small enough for the government to be effective with their `socialist` health programs or nations which have compulsory military service."

    Get over it already, we dish it out the laughs just fine on other countries, learn how to take it. Get some thicker skin....no pun intended.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:22 am
    Hmm...I think the intention was to pick whichever chips were about to expire and put that green tab on.
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Maybe i`m not bothered by fat jokes made towards americans because i`m not fat at all. :D go me!
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    BMFrosty Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:58 am
    I`m not bothered by fat jokes made towards Americans because I`m a fat American, and I have a sense of humor. And I love whoppers.

    The burger and the candy.
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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Siyanor
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    1051 Posts Sunday, August 15, 2010 12:33:49 PM
    screwzlooose, how many screws are loose exactly? Perhaps all of them?

    wow dude, super original, almost like the "lets make fun of countries" thing fancy has going here.

    to answer "why didnt you care when we made fun of the japanese?" question-
    I`m not japanese. to be honest, i dont find those posts funny either, just kinda sad.

    thing is, yeah, we got fat people.
    when you`ve been top of the world for nearly 100 years (thats right, suck on it), you tend to have people that take it to far, eat a bit too much, put on a bit of weight.

    but! lets take a look at who has won the most Olympic medals since it`s re-introduction...wow, that would be The United states!

    see, all you punks got fat people too, it`s just that, like everything else, we do everything better here, and as i stated once before, if you aint US, you wish you coul
  60. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Really?

    Cool Ranch?
  61. Profile photo of Alexxnich
    Alexxnich Male 13-17
    1 post
    August 18, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    I find it ironic that the dorito`s have the green tag but... the sun chips right next to them Don`t!
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    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    If most of the food in Europe didn`t suck, and wasn`t made from, dick, more of you would be fat as well. Plus I`m sure it`s hard to eat with those
    F`d up teeth. Plus all the body odor..I`d be to ill to eat also. And I`m sure we have more fat people, seeing how we`re being compared to nations that wouldn`t fill up Oklahoma. It must be all the prancing about that keeps your girlish figure.
  63. Profile photo of Baphometa
    Baphometa Male 18-29
    70 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:37 am
    I`m American and I`m 6` 2" tall and weigh in at 195 lbs. I work out daily and I probably eat better then most of you foreign dicks. get some new material not all Americans are fat.
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    Brucie76 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:27 am
    I love the last two comments, Baphometa tells us not to stereotype and BigPappa stereotypes all us `Europeans` as prancing smelly with fkd up teath. At least us Europeans dont mind the p!ss being taken out off us, and Scewzlooose, calm down.
    1) on top of the world for 100 years, wow, have a look at wikipedia for the British and the Roman empire, how old is the U.S. of A anyway?
    2) Olympic medals, try working that out per head of capita and the US is pretty poor.
    So lets all be friends eh?
  65. Profile photo of Baphometa
    Baphometa Male 18-29
    70 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 1:56 am
    I`m American and I`m 6` 2" tall and weigh in at 195 lbs. I work out daily and I probably eat better then most of you foreign dicks. get some new material not all Americans are fat.
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    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 4:08 am
    come on guys let`s not start WWIII over this

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