This Is What America Thinks Is Healthy Eating [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Maybe it"s the vague salad dressing connection...
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Female 126
come on guys let`s not start WWIII over this
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Male 70
I`m American and I`m 6` 2" tall and weigh in at 195 lbs. I work out daily and I probably eat better then most of you foreign dicks. get some new material not all Americans are fat.
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Male 18
I love the last two comments, Baphometa tells us not to stereotype and BigPappa stereotypes all us `Europeans` as prancing smelly with fkd up teath. At least us Europeans dont mind the p!ss being taken out off us, and Scewzlooose, calm down.
1) on top of the world for 100 years, wow, have a look at wikipedia for the British and the Roman empire, how old is the U.S. of A anyway?
2) Olympic medals, try working that out per head of capita and the US is pretty poor.
So lets all be friends eh?
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Male 70
I`m American and I`m 6` 2" tall and weigh in at 195 lbs. I work out daily and I probably eat better then most of you foreign dicks. get some new material not all Americans are fat.
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Male 163
If most of the food in Europe didn`t suck, and wasn`t made from, dick, more of you would be fat as well. Plus I`m sure it`s hard to eat with those
F`d up teeth. Plus all the body odor..I`d be to ill to eat also. And I`m sure we have more fat people, seeing how we`re being compared to nations that wouldn`t fill up Oklahoma. It must be all the prancing about that keeps your girlish figure.
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Male 1
I find it ironic that the dorito`s have the green tag but... the sun chips right next to them Don`t!
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Female 2,352
Really?

Cool Ranch?
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Male 384
Siyanor
Male, 18-29, Western US
1051 Posts Sunday, August 15, 2010 12:33:49 PM
screwzlooose, how many screws are loose exactly? Perhaps all of them?

wow dude, super original, almost like the "lets make fun of countries" thing fancy has going here.

to answer "why didnt you care when we made fun of the japanese?" question-
I`m not japanese. to be honest, i dont find those posts funny either, just kinda sad.

thing is, yeah, we got fat people.
when you`ve been top of the world for nearly 100 years (thats right, suck on it), you tend to have people that take it to far, eat a bit too much, put on a bit of weight.

but! lets take a look at who has won the most Olympic medals since it`s re-introduction...wow, that would be The United states!

see, all you punks got fat people too, it`s just that, like everything else, we do everything better here, and as i stated once before, if you aint US, you wish you coul
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Male 7
I`m not bothered by fat jokes made towards Americans because I`m a fat American, and I have a sense of humor. And I love whoppers.

The burger and the candy.
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Female 1,077
Maybe i`m not bothered by fat jokes made towards americans because i`m not fat at all. :D go me!
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Male 1,351
Hmm...I think the intention was to pick whichever chips were about to expire and put that green tab on.
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Male 648
tws8631 = fatty

@Homegrown

"I also think its unfair to put the US against any nation that is small enough for the government to be effective with their `socialist` health programs or nations which have compulsory military service."

Get over it already, we dish it out the laughs just fine on other countries, learn how to take it. Get some thicker skin....no pun intended.
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Male 6,694
Oh Yea ! Cool Ranch ! Thats whats up !
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Male 96
that`s my favorite flavor!!! guess that`s what they were tryin` to say... this one`s the best
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Male 703
davymid - LOL!
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Male 224
Well its only cause our country can afford to put snack foods like this in vending machines instead of cutting up a sheep and selling it like were rationing it. I also think its unfair to put the US against any nation that is small enough for the government to be effective with their `socialist` health programs or nations which have compulsory military service.
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Female 98
This post makes me hungry. Trip to sev in my near future!
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Female 525
A bag of doritos only has about 140 calories while sunchips are about 1.5x that. So it isn`t that bad, really. Healthier than a candy bar anyway (which has about 200~250 calories).
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Male 316
@collegebound

You are the new Greatest American Hero. You must be a busy guy.
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Male 12,138
[quote]while not all of us americans are fat we ARE the fattest nation on the planet...[/quote]
Nah, you`re not (quite) as fat as Malta.



Must be all them f*cking Maltesers they eat over there.
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Male 4,593
I know a guy who dated a fat chick... We call her "Canyon Twat" and giggle like hell.
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Male 5,189
Mmmmm Sun Chips
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Male 3,745
while not all of us americans are fat we ARE the fattest nation on the planet...dont get mad at people for making fun of us but instead if you are fat/obesse/hefty/big boned (yeah right) then get off your crapper and go to the YMCA and if you ARE in shape put that to good use and get the fat ppl up and litteraly running...thats what i do...
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Male 3,482
[quote]Yeah, and I have absolutely no clue what he`s bitching about... Kralmir used it right... [/quote]
Well, except once... And there are these things called "typos."

I`ve done it before where I wasn`t watching the screen, thought I typed a letter twice, turned out the second or first time I didn`t hit the key hard enough.

It happens. And Grammar Nazis can go eff themselves.
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Male 3,482
[quote]Kralmir, there is a difference between "to" and "too" dumb ass.[/quote]
[quote]Sieg Heil, The Grammar Nazi is here[/quote]
Yeah, and I have absolutely no clue what he`s bitching about... Kralmir used it right...

[quote]Nobody minded when me made fun of japan...[/quote]
Actually, you`d be surprised... Especially considering that a good third of the "Japan is weird" posts didn`t even come from Japan...

[quote]don`t they have chips in europe and africa and asia too??? don`t they have FAT PEOPLE too!?[/quote]
If you were trying to make a point, you probably shouldn`t have thrown Africa in there... Just sayin`.

[quote]Um, yeah, this was posted by fancylad. He`s from California.[/quote]
Can I just ask why virtually EVERYTHING is posted by Fancylad anymore? I mean, seriously, even when people submit stuff anymore, it either doesn`t make it on or gets passed under Fancy`s name half the time... WTF?
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Female 76
mykunter
Male, 30-39, Southern US
272 Posts Sunday, August 15, 2010 8:13:51 AM
"This is what the vending machine stocker (most likely a mexican) thinks is healthy eating, not America. "

Oh, the irony. I don`t think Mexico is bursting with obesity. I don`t believe I`ve ever met a Mexican that is "vending machine stocker." But, they probably work harder than the average American... and that is an example of why Americans are highly bashed at.
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Male 648
"there is a difference between "to" and "too" dumb ass."

Sieg Heil, The Grammar Nazi is here
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Female 76
FlameOfUdun
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1223 Posts Sunday, August 15, 2010 12:47:22 PM
"Nobody minded when me made fun of japan..."

Exactly, some people can`t take a joke. They only laugh at jokes that hurts others.
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Male 351
to the fat people, nobody forced you to eat that cow for breakfast, deal with the harassment.

everyone over there that isn`t fat, we know there are good people over there, but there are to many that can take responsibility over what they shove in their mouth, so we mock it, accept it.
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Male 34
what`s with getting all those poor americans fatties all upset?
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Male 12,138
[quote]I probably eat better then most of you foreign dicks. get some new material not all Americans are fat.[/quote]
Um, yeah, this was posted by fancylad. He`s from California.
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Male 25,417
lolz
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Male 1,195
No it isn`t.
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Male 633
this is getting old.
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Male 70
I`m American and I`m 6` 2" tall and weigh in at 195 lbs. I work out daily and I probably eat better then most of you foreign dicks. get some new material not all Americans are fat.
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Male 391
I honestly think Americans being the fatasses of the world has gone from funny to just sad. It might help a bit more to deflect such comments if they weren`t TRUE, however..
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Female 10
Americans in a nutshell
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Male 193
YEAH, EVERYONE OF US AMERICANS SURE ARE FAT.

can we move on to something a little more original now?
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Male 722
Yes, it`s America. We`re all fat. Get drating used to it.
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Male 3
New topic please..
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Male 119
They`ve posted so many fat american jokes lately that it is starting to not be as funny. You can only drag out a joke for so long.
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Female 3,598
i just don`t understand why any picture of junk food at all is "why america is fat", don`t they have chips in europe and africa and asia too??? don`t they have FAT PEOPLE too!?
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Male 312
actually, cool ranch doritos have less calories than sunchips, look it up.
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Female 533
well I guess CVS was right then...
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Male 1,220
Nobody minded when me made fun of japan...
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Male 1,184
screwzlooose, how many screws are loose exactly? Perhaps all of them?
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Male 537
What the hell is up with all the fat America poo? We all know you want to be the next 4chan, but thats just not gonna happen, no matter how much you post memes. Whats next? Soon enough you will be posting child porn...

Make fun or gingers or something, at least you want piss off 99% of your visitors that way.
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Male 558
@zraw blah blah: the site isn`t called "I am no longer bored" it`s not a cure, it`s a symptom...
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Male 914
premier , you are a rambling fat peice of fatty fat fat
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Female 3,726
@premierwondr: Breath man breath! jesus christ...you can come and do PT with me every morning those pounds will melt away.

Anyway...hahahahahaha funny post! How in the hell is Doritos a "healthy option".
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Male 4,807
@ premierwondr... Don`t hold back, my dear sir, please tell us how you really think

oh wait a second.... (premierwondr has not added any links)

I see the problem now
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Female 463
I LOVE cool ranch chips, not healthy but fine in moderation.
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Male 25
Almost every single post on this website is something about America being fat. Its old and Im still bored. You fail IAB
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Male 975
Fancy you`re being such a drating faggot! Get some new material! Seriously everyday it`s about my eating habits. First off, the fatties reading this are probably getting pretty offended, and then the skinny people like me are getting pissed for being lumped into a bunch of nonsense.
There are billions of photos, articles, games, and videos on the Internet take a look at some of those.
Not to mention...Angelmassb do you expect America to drop 70 pounds overnight? Idk when this phase will last until because the religion and body modding bashing went for a long ass time.
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Male 112
@mykunter
Bravo on bringing racism to the table.
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Female 2,120
Why with all of the America bashing guys?
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Male 1,598
I`m not totally opposed to bashing some of America`s eating habits (like that KFC sandwich... thing... with a bun made of chicken) but every time you post a picture of a bag of chips and say "AMERICA IS HORRIBLE" then it`s really not entertaining.
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Female 351
getting old.
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Female 1,435
yes machine i will do as you say. nom nom nom
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Female 917
"Start eating more healthy and the bashing will stop"

I already am. Haven`t eaten at a fast food restaurant in about 6 years, weigh 110 pounds, and run cross country. Will you stop now?

I thought the "America is fat" posts were okay at first, because they seemed to do it equally with everyone else "Japan is crazy" "Rednecks are rednecky" and "Europeans are...." waittt, can`t say I`ve seen many of those. But now it`s becoming a daily thing. It`s getting crazy obsessive.
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Male 2,436
This is what the vending machine stocker (most likely a mexican) thinks is healthy eating, not America.
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Male 15,510
"IAB = Incessant America Bashing"

Start eating more healthy and the bashing will stop
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Male 39,531
well, if the bag says so it must be true
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Male 384
i just thought of something, fancy.

im not as fat as you.
none of my friends are as fat as you.
we`re all Americans.

eat it, fat boy.
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Male 40
Why don`t they just rename this site "Why America is Fat". It was poignant the first 8,000 times. Now it`s just annoying.
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Male 5,194
IAB = Incessant America Bashing
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Female 82
People be hating, fancy keeps on rolling :)
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Male 20,825
Link: This Is What America Thinks Is Healthy Eating [Pic [Rate Link] - Maybe it`s the vague salad dressing connection...
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