This Is How You Feel About Buying Apps [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Admit it, you"re the same way...
Credits: The Oatmeal
There are 59 comments:
Male 65
When your phone needs a search engine, it has too much stuff on it. Why do you have music on your phone when you have an mp3 player? Why do you have a built-in camera when you have an actual camera? Why do you have internet or games or movies on your phone when you have a computer that does all that plus more, but better? Are the games and movies for when you`re bored, so you can use up the phone`s battery because you never actually use it as a phone?
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Female 5,222
lol
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Female 199
the oatmeal used to be funny
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Male 2,159
Yup, it`s true. But then I don`t want to keep burning through small amounts of money on impulse app buys. Always find a free demo before deciding if it`s worth spending money on.
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Male 1,920
@Tonyjet

There is a Free ap for that. It is better known by the acronym FAP.
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Male 368
Luckily I have not yet caved to the app phone addiction so I am blissfully app free!
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Male 3,296
while we are on the subject, how abouot an app for I am bored??
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Male 3,296
yeah that is so legit... let me spend 400 on a phone but watch it on the 99 cent apps. Although if i had spent 99 cents for each app, i woould have spent about 100 bucks now.
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Female 40
lol the latte guys shirt says "starboobs" lol
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Male 4,867
the oatmeal = the shizz
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Male 6,694
I buy .99 centers all day. Its a bad habbit.
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Female 423
i was the same way, i got my iPooed and was all like yeh! but i dont pay for apps, i cracked it for free ones.

hahahahaha horse hunter extreme!

the oatmeal = <3
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Male 1,153
i have a poo phone
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Male 4,680
I`m the exact same way with steam and PSN.

"£300 PS3? Sure! £200 netbook? Why not! £3 for civilization 3 complete? Hmmm, I dunno..."
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Female 3,828
Im the opposite. "only 99 cents? ill buy a bunch of apps. "

bill comes
I contact my phone company

"how the hell did my phone bill get so high??"
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Female 151
Just the opposite for me. I hate buying overpriced crap, but when I got my first phone I totally got sucked into the ringtones because they were `cheap`.
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Male 152
i read this as apples... :/
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Male 68
@shneeblefish
Rule 343 ;)
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Male 2,424
@guardianGnome-

I have a Droid, so I don`t know.
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Male 509
@shreder
Rules of the internet
44 made me laugh cos it was different last time I checked...
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Male 799
OldOllie rule number one is actually something completely different.
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Female 2,764
Actually my thought is just the opposite. 7 dollars for a coffee? Holy [email protected] no way. $199 for a phone that has internet, email, games and syncs all my contacts and documents with my computer without my prompt... sweet. I`m not a "mac crazy" but I do like my phone and think it was worth the money.
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Male 2,893
Buy?
Why would you buy an App?
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Male 467
So far I`ve only bought one app, and that was solely because I wanted to support the guys behind it. I use several pay-to-use apps, just haven`t paid for `em.
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Male 142
@OldOllie - I concur, fine sir!
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Male 15,832
Internet rule #1: Never pay for ANYTHING on the Internet that doesn`t come in a UPS truck.
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Female 69
Ch. Who actually BUYS things nowadays?
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Female 1,324
nope, I don`t do that... maybe the coffee (occasionally) and the movies (occasionally, I have to really like the commercial) but I got my iPod for $250 and that`s as much as I`m willing to spend... and even THAT was a lot! but it`s got much more use than a pair of diamond earrings!
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Male 5,190
I bet people do actually say that.
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Female 4,376
I`d never spend that much on a phone. Ever. .99 is cheap. I buy songs for .99 all the time for my mp3 player.
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Female 318
Can a mod please pull out the ban hammer on the bots? please? pretty please?
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Female 406
starboobs coffee? very interesting...
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Female 781
I know, seriously; I`ll blow $7.50 on pretzels at the mall but I`ll youtube a song over and over instead of just buying it for $1.
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Female 697
Brokeback Mountain 3D? xD! HA
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Female 61
Not me at all. I would never pay that much for a drink. I haven`t had a cell phone in years (I know, weird). And I sneak in food and drinks at the theater. Sometimes I will buy popcorn though, it is so good!
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Male 719
It`s an issue of value.

Is it worth $500 to have a computer that fits in your pocket and can access the internet? Why, yes. Yes it is.

Is it worth $.99 to buy a simple piece of code that is easily replicated at no cost to the vendor? Sometimes.
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Male 1,598
Free apps FTW. I`ll probably be bored of it in a week anyway.
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Male 177
lol I will buy apps if wanted. I have a friend that refuses to buy any though. Weird. Battery Gauge Widget for Droid is sic!
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Male 3,842
Nope. I don`t buy expensive coffee drinks (other than cheap regular coffee), movie theater tickets (I will go if I have free passes), an iPhone or iPad, or any of these things.

I will gladly pay 99 cents for a good song download, however.
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Male 496
And that`s why I don`t do any of these things. I try not to waste my money on ipods and coffee but more important things like games and drugs. :-P
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Male 1,523
True! A 5 dollar app seems like buying a car sometimes.
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Female 337
There`s me thinking I was the only cheap one.
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Male 34
I am the same
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Female 1,623
Lol, I swear it`s true
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Male 904
Ha! So true. That`s why I use appshopper to tell my cheap ass when apps are on sale. :-)
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Female 857
This is why I love The Oatmeal so much.
Speaks absolute truth.
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Male 1,148
Oh only too true oatmeal. That guy is a genius.
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Male 15,510
They really cost 99 cents? OUTRAGE
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Male 648
lol im gonna splurge and buy a few apps just so i dont feel like this
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Male 97
this speaks nothing but truth ahahah
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Female 2,352
Yeah except for the being too poor to buy Apple products.
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Male 4,807
$1.95 for a cup of sugar???
now THAT`S a deal!!

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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 1,109
haha too true
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Male 436
eh no... wouldn`t buy any of that crap
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Female 92
hahahahah so true...
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Male 2,441
heh maybe
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Male 372
Haha. I`m the opposite, and that`s one of the reasons I avoid the Iphone. I buy way too much crap that I never really use as my Steam, GOG, and Impulse accounts can attest to.
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Male 20,196
Link: This Is How You Feel About Buying Apps [Pic] [Rate Link] - Admit it, you`re the same way...
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