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Date: 08/18/10 06:03 PM

95 Responses to Thirsty? Cows Are The Answer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Link: Thirsty? Cows Are The Answer - Not for milk though--milk is so last year.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Cows are always the answer
  3. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Um. Why?
  4. Profile photo of Kainonis
    Kainonis Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    All that ammonia must taste mighty fine...
  5. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    I want some cow urine in my cheerios......
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    No
  7. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    EWWWWEWWEWEWEWWWEWWW!!!
    Nasty
  8. Profile photo of Peebs
    Peebs Female 13-17
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    WHAT THE F-
  9. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Guy 1: Where did you get the urine?
    Guy 2: From the cows?
    Guy 1: Dude, we don`t have cows. We have bulls!
    Guy 2: *vomits*
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    pui Female 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    @GuardinGnome D:
  11. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Just wrong, so very wrong...
  12. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    is it for drinking tho?
  13. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    is that even for drinking, or did some idiot just assume that
    our zoo sells poo, it must be to eat with morning toast
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    Challenger23 Female 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    why would anyone voluntarily drink that?
  15. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    I`m thinking Japan, but I can`t be sure.
  16. Profile photo of ardara
    ardara Female 30-39
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    August 18, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    Thats not for drinking,it is for scent marking.
    You can get urine of almost any animal.
  17. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    August 18, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    Give some of that to the spam bot.
  18. Profile photo of RFMITCH1
    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    People who have madcow disease bathe in such products, it dramatically increases their chance of survival. Also perfectly healthy to lather in hair, or garrgle to decrease throat irratations.
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    August 18, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Give some of that to the spam bot.
    Yeah, on it butcher. They`re swarming tonight for some reason, it`s like a practice run for the zombie apocalypse. Bear with us!
  20. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
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    August 18, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    this is definetly China...
  21. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    There`s a major tribe in Africa that drinks fresh cow`s blood too.
  22. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    August 18, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    People who have madcow disease bathe in such products, it dramatically increases their chance of survival.
    ---------------
    First of all, crutzfeldt-jacob disease is an incurable degenerative neurological disorder that nobody recovers from. The people who have mad-cow are typically in the hospital and I doubt they bathe them in cow pee.
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    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Hell, women have been taking Premarin for years, for menopause, but how many know it`s made from pregnant mare`s urine?
    So this doesn`t suprise me at all.
  24. Profile photo of Luke139
    Luke139 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    I`m pretty sure this is from somewhere in the middle east. They worship the cow, and apparently its good luck if you put cow urine on you I think. I saw it on Ripley`s Believe it or Not.
  25. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    No thank you.
  26. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    someone is going to be drinking some nasty tasting orange juice
  27. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    I`m pretty sure this is from somewhere in the middle east. They worship the cow
    Yeah, that`s India you`re thinking of. Hindus specifically.
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    @madest... you don`t think they bath in cow pee in the hospitals?.... have you SEEN the national health care plan in England? I believe it... LOL
  29. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    the bottle says "noneatable" so I wonder exactly how it`s used...
  30. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    I`ve been in an embalming prep room and seen people with poles going through their heads, but THIS made me actually throw up a little.
  31. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Oh yeah 1000!!!!
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    @davymid
    no, he says he`s thinking of the middle east, he`s just horribly horribly wrong
  33. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    vv I know I-IS-BORED, I was just trying to be nice. Feeling mellow tonight.

    And Seak, congrats!

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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    I read something a while back talking about how Hindus have a purifying ritual (they specifically mentioned sodomy, bestiality, and other sexual "crimes")where the person had to eat a mixture of milk, cow urine, cow dung, and I think honey for a few days. Maybe this has something to do with rituals?
  35. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    I think in Africa, if I remember correctly, they pour it over their heads to change the color of their hair.

    MechaWolf--I don`t get it.
  36. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Thanks davymid. Now to go for 2500.
  37. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    wow... that`s... what`s it for?
  38. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    It says non-eatable on the bottle. So yah.
  39. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
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    August 18, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    The writing looks like Tamil, a language in India. They use cow urine as some sort of cleaning agent.
  40. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Weird...
  41. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    milk is bad as it is and now there`s cow urine? just, why?
  42. Profile photo of PikoParty
    PikoParty Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    wow... i didnt know cow urine was flammable (looks at fire in bottom left of bottle)
  43. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    teampink27: Their cows urine over there is flammable ?

    Man I knew India was polluted but geesh.
  44. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    I just threw up a little....
  45. Profile photo of sagech
    sagech Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    "Untuk sembahyang sahaja" = Use them only for prayers lol
  46. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    Im not sure if this is right, but in japan they have this thing called Cow piss, which is milk and lemonade, and is a sweet drink for japan, this might be the same thing, or not :P
  47. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    To expand on what Sagech said:

    It`s apparently being sold in malaysia (I can tell by the price and the duhh, language).

    it`s non to be eaten, and `untuk sembahyang sahaja` translates to `for prayer purposes only`.

    I`m not Hindu though, so I cannot elaborate on the purpose of selling 90 mililitres of cow pee for 40 cents...
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    Orpheon Male 18-29
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    August 18, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    "Noneatable". Thank goodness...
  49. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 12:01 am
    I respect this religion as it is my way... but... EW! Even if it`s just for prayers, that is gross.
  50. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 12:45 am
    someone is going to be drinking some nasty tasting orange juice
    That would be such a dick move... I`m tempted to try it.

    Of course, it wouldn`t work on me. The ONLY thing I drink in the morning is chocolate milk. No sh*t, I can drink half a gallon and still be thirsty...
  51. Profile photo of phoenixdoll
    phoenixdoll Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 1:26 am
    @ Tisjoka.. I don`t know what you drunk in Japan but I seriously hope you didn`t actually drink bovine urine..

    Calpis is white and is kind of like carbonated yukult... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calpis
  52. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2010 at 1:28 am
    ``That would be such a dick move... I`m tempted to try it.``


    Thnx for a fobia of orange juice now.. :s

    `No sh*t, I can drink half a gallon and still be thirsty...`

    But then you`ll spend a cr*p load a money on it. So I would say, gimme the urine juice!
  53. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:37 am
    Does that warning on the bottom left say its flammable?
  54. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 3:39 am
    @Pabasa (hey across-the-causeway neighbour!)
    Well uhm a quick search on the net shows that the bottled liquid here is indeed meant as a beverage unfortunately

    reuters.com/article/ idUSTRE51B1N820090212
  55. Profile photo of emmachaos
    emmachaos Female 18-29
    63 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:58 am
    we eat their meat, drink their pus (milk), so why not try their urine?
  56. Profile photo of 08031993
    08031993 Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2010 at 4:35 am
    In India cows are holy so I guess their urine is holy too.

    (If this bottle isn`t from India them excuse me, I`m just making a guess.)
  57. Profile photo of Maps
    Maps Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 4:52 am
    Is it a bad translation or a bizarre cultural thing? I guess we will never know.
  58. Profile photo of joe_cox4
    joe_cox4 Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 4:59 am
    @emmachaos milk isn`t pus, it`s milk
  59. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 6:07 am
    Cow urine, because we didn`t know what else we could sell to stupid people. Now we know
  60. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 6:15 am
    "They drink the urine of a ram. ...If you can drink ram`s piss, f**k, you can drink just about anything."

    Maybe they use the cow pee for training
  61. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    August 19, 2010 at 6:24 am
    emmachaos

    Really? You thought Milk was PUS? Wow, look both up on Wiki.... very, very different stuff. What do you think human babies eat, human pus? Ewww!
  62. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2010 at 6:26 am
    WTF? Well, I`d try it at least. Also... cow milk =/= cow pus )-|
  63. Profile photo of Reganom
    Reganom Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 6:48 am
    @emmachaos

    Please say you were just making a joke...please?
  64. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2010 at 6:55 am
    I think Bioshocker has been reading propeganda from the likes of PETA
  65. Profile photo of TowerOfMagda
    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 7:10 am
    erm - Bioshocker was trying to say that cow milk does NOT equal cow pus.

    He was getting at some basic math with that slash thing, y`know????
  66. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2010 at 7:12 am
    thubanstar
    "Really? You thought Milk was PUS? Wow, look both up on Wiki.... very, very different stuff. What do you think human babies eat, human pus? Ewww!"

    Well now that Monsanto uses rBGH on cows, which gives them an increased risk of infection, there is more pus in milk now-a-days.
  67. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2010 at 7:28 am
    Think of the profits our cattle industry is just pissing away!
  68. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    August 19, 2010 at 7:53 am
    tuxman4

    Yum! Milk! Now with more cow pus!! LOL
  69. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 8:38 am
    The inside of CrakrJak`s fridge



    wait for it...
  70. Profile photo of tearblood
    tearblood Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2010 at 9:14 am
    i thought that milk was cow urine....
  71. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Yummy!
  72. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Well they already tried Milk, Milk and Lemonade, I guess some prepackaged cow fudge is coming to their store shelves next.
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 10:48 am
    ..it`s flammable? am i the only one seeing that little "this is flammable" flame at the bottom left of that one bottle?
  74. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    "i thought that milk was cow urine...."

    i dont even..
  75. Profile photo of Kaylia
    Kaylia Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    @ tearblood

    I really hope you`re kidding.....cuz u make me want to kill myself
  76. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    the Indonesian written : only for praying, dont drink.... it a Muslim thing lol
  77. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Hey, look at the bright side. You don`t have to worry about being lactose intolerant with this stuff.
  78. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    D: do not want
  79. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Tangy.
  80. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    But....why do they stock so much of it?
  81. Profile photo of Kensho
    Kensho Male 70 & Over
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    August 19, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    already on reddit
  82. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2010 at 3:38 am
    why?
  83. Profile photo of naz2k55
    naz2k55 Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 4:31 am
    @chimion - Its a hindu thing not muslim
  84. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 5:55 am
    WTF?
  85. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    this is from india...cow urine is used in many rituals as a purifying substance...it also has anti-cancer activities. They even have a US patent for it!!

  86. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2010 at 7:12 am
    @TowerOfMagda

    Ha Ha I got all mixed up with usernames and the like. Still my point with the milk and puss nonsense that gets bandied about is that it`s a fairly minor and irrelevant issue, used quite often for propeganda. It also appears from your comment that you are quite patronising and perhaps a little pedantic. Mathematics as it is properly known, is not my strongest subject it must be said.
  87. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 9:25 am
    i better not show you where the lemonade is made, sweet lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade.
  88. Profile photo of tomo511
    tomo511 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    does that symbol mean flammable?
  89. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    mmmm cow piss
  90. Profile photo of Rudy-Duh
    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2010 at 7:25 am
    ii am sooooo buyin this n spikin all my ex`z drinks at skool lol
  91. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 23, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Nasty.
  92. Profile photo of kewlbetti
    kewlbetti Female 30-39
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    August 23, 2010 at 9:01 am
    It`s not a drink - its a liquid used in prayer rituals. That`s not a flame - its the manufacturers logo.
  93. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
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    October 21, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    misstranslation from japan? Calpis (pronounced cow piss)

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