Thinking Off: The Alternative Orgasm

Submitted by: lostinkorea 7 years ago in Weird

Tired of old-fashioned hand-to-genital masturbation? Feh to that. How about thinking off? Safe for work, not a parody.
There are 51 comments:
Female 105
Damn.. and i saw that show...I feel weird now.
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Male 116
Twice a month? HOW DO YOU SURVIVE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
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Female 251
Goodness me!
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Female 4,376
I`m not doing anything wrong lol. I was with my ex for 4 years and we probably only had sex maybe 30 times in 4 years...and that`s being very generous in numbers. I had had sex with other boyfriends prior to him and I just can`t be bothered half the time. I`m not an intimate person.

As for masturbation TMI I do it like once every 2 months..and half the time it doesn`t really matter. I sort of do it just...to do it..lol not for any particular urge.

I`m boring. oh well.
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Male 151
what. the. eggs.
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Male 116
@GothicQueen

Care to explain?
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Male 5,626
@Gothic
You`re doing it wrong.

You also probably don`t like whomever you are doing.
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Female 11
I read about this in a magazine.
They would get women to masturbate whilst in an MRI machine to see what happened in their brains when they orgasmed and then discovered that some people can generate the same brain states just by thinking.
Weird.
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Male 1,256
I gotta figure this out, pronto.
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Female 13
@gothicgirl - orgasms are always worth it. :)

Also - I imagine it`s sort of like when girls have the equivalent of a wet dream and have an orgasm in their sleep. happens a lot.
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Female 4,376
alrighty then lol. I personally hate orgasming. It takes forever to do and then the feeling only lasts like 3 seconds. It`s hardly worth it most of the time.
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Male 1,646
How is this possible? it sounds like cool poo. i would love to get off at work without having to take anything off XD
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Male 699
doesn`t matter if they`re fulling clothed thinking it off in a circle, still gay

looked like that guy was being exorcised btw
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Female 2,509
we use to call that faking it
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Male 224
I don`t get it, but I suppose a chick that looks like she does needs to find some way to get off and maybe she`s afraid her hands are dirty.
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Female 463
Am I the only one that knows that an actual orgasm is still probably about 1000 times better? I mean, come on, nothing really beats that feeling :P
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Male 2,402
The end of human reproduction in the future.
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Male 97
the intire planet, hmm?
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Male 2,893
Ummmmmmmmmmm........
Yeah no.....
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Male 26
This makes me wanna burn the intire planet.
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Female 803
how bout them awesome face masks?
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Male 1,834
lame
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Female 676
Wtf kind of orgasms are those supposed to be? Those people look retarded.
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Male 25,416
this is meh
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Male 127
www.43things.com /things/view/1343418/ have-a-mental-orgasm

look further down... `poeple doing this are also doing these things`... i lol`d
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Male 1,625
Pixie, Mani: They don`t call me El Mustache for nothing... ;) jk lol. Kudos to both of you. But what happened to the old fashioned way? Or with a partner?
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Female 418
Oh i saw this, i watch this show sometimes. i can only do this when im 1/2 asleep
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Female 3,001
so this is interesting, ima head to google now to search this and found out more, and to discover if i could maybe just learn this trick...
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Female 696
I`m interested in hearing more about this and how it works.

I mean, an orgasm is generally a mental thing, just normally caused by physical stimuli...right?

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Male 2,690
Oh hey Manipura and pixiechick81, i`m Ryan ;D
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Female 71
did anyone watch the show? curious as to what the science says...
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Male 1,287
@beccab86

Regardless of whether it`s an MRI,CT,PET,PET/CT, or SPECT unit, the body part being scanned should remain still during the scan. I bet the imaging tech just loved her. MRI units are a lot louder than the unit in the clip and the person standing outside the unit was wearing glasses and what looked to be earrings. Probably not an MRI unit. I couldn`t tell anything by the brain slice on the monitor.
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Female 838
I can do this. I mean it still involves flexing but... still. Hey look no hands!
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Male 724
You know, I thought I was going to actually learn about it, but instead I just got a commercial. What a rip off.
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Female 61
I can do this
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Male 10,855
Nah jus kiddin`

But seriously what a total tease.
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Male 10,855
arrgh it`s just a f--king preview

I hate you lostinkorea!
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Male 7,834
ive always been able to do this. just like i can become erect or flaccid in seconds just by thinking about it.
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Male 533
Wow. I kind of expected to learn about it, but instead I got an advertisement for a show that aired a month ago.

I feel cheated.
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Male 6,693
Thats just not giving 110%.
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Male 2,332
Now now Madest, I imagine a guy at your age would fear sex with his wife :p
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Male 7,378
I don`t know about that thoughtful orgasm but the guy that feared sex with his wife is gay. Come on.
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Female 2,289
wow i thought people already did this and it was common...

it`s easy for me
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Female 347
Was that an MRI machine? You know you`re suppose to stay as still as possible in those things.
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Male 250
"The point of sex is intimacy"

if you wanna be technical, the point of sex is to breed. the point of making love is intamcy. they`re 2 different things
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Male 15
if this was real....and i could learn how to do it....i would do it constantly
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Female 683
That might have been interesting if it had been more than just a preview.
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Female 2,352
Why is it always people you would never want to see orgasm on these shows?
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Male 391
Dumbest thing ever. The point of sex is intimacy. This is just jacking off, and using only half of your tools to do it.
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Male 249
It was nice knowing you Lefty.
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Female 3,726
Link: Thinking Off: The Alternative Orgasm [Rate Link] - Tired of old-fashioned hand-to-genital masturbation? Feh to that. How about thinking off? Safe for work, not a parody.
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