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Date: 08/01/10 10:01 AM

68 Responses to Things To Say During Sex: A Handy Chart [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:53 am
    Link: Things To Say During Sex: A Handy Chart - For when you just don`t know what to say. (PS: To find the personal favorite of Trp: Right hand side, noises, animals.)
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Woof woof woof woof woof!
  3. Profile photo of CrazyCatz135
    CrazyCatz135 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:15 am
    hahaha Heil Hitler =P
  4. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:20 am
    HAIL SATAN!
  5. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:21 am
    hot damn is a swear ?
  6. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:23 am
    No dont stop, seriously.
  7. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:23 am
    "Here`s a dollar.. In change... Mostly Pennies" hahaha
  8. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:28 am
    sounds about right
  9. Profile photo of bubbleyumm
    bubbleyumm Female 18-29
    22 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:30 am
    here`s a dollar, in change... mostly pennies... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  10. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:30 am
    lol, I think I`ll shout `HAIL SATAN!` next time.
  11. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Pound the farts out of you? lmfao
  12. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:48 am
    "I love how.........ie mandel`s comedy."
  13. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:49 am
    lmao xD
  14. Profile photo of Angell
    Angell Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Awesome! I wanna know who made this..

    Whos your abusive stepfather! lmao!!
  15. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:19 am
    I rule! At dratin`, my job, is truckin`, don`t stop, keep suckin`!!!

    lol.
  16. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:23 am
    You shouldn`t say Yabba Dabba Doo? How`d fred get that hot wife then?
  17. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I`m going to pound the farts out of you works everytime for me.
  18. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    LMFAO @ "I`m gonna pound the farts out of you".
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    wow, so many!
  20. Profile photo of Oliv3rP
    Oliv3rP Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    poot!
  21. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    LoL @ "I just pooped"
  22. Profile photo of Bleaurgh
    Bleaurgh Male 30-39
    41 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    why`s "Hail Satan" bad?
  23. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    if they covered "Sweet Jesus" and "Oh God", what`s the Lord`s Name?
  24. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Baahah. Thanks... here`s a dollar... in change... mostly pennies.
  25. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    She said "don`t." She said "stop." I thought she meant "don`t stop!"
  26. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    "if they covered "Sweet Jesus" and "Oh God", what`s the Lord`s Name?"

    James Mason. Didn`t you know?
  27. Profile photo of BahamaBoy
    BahamaBoy Male 13-17
    48 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "I`m going to pound the farts out of you." LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    This chart is missing "Do you have any gum?"
  29. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    I just pooped a lot in your dog??
  30. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    sex talk isn`t good. almost always awkward and uncomfortable.
  31. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Sex talk isn`t good? What in god`s name are you smoki... oh. Wait. You`re under 18. No wonder. Very well, carry on then.
  32. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    @animbroglio
    yeah because her age really establishes wether she likes sex talk or not.
  33. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Haha "Not their name, not their gender". Epic.
  34. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Here`s a dollar in change. Mostly pennies.
  35. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    The bad side is hilarious, HEIL HITLER! HAIL SATAN!
  36. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Lol. I love Howie Mandel`s comedy.
  37. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Nine out of ten doctors prefer "I`m going to nail your ass."
  38. Profile photo of TadnJess
    TadnJess Male 30-39
    147 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    "That`s the way I roll..." has to go on the bad side somewhere also.
  39. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    "I just pooped. A lot. On your dog." lol
  40. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    seriously..lol..if you roared or RAWRD..i would be more concerned with laughing my ass off than letting you go any further
  41. Profile photo of Rokaku
    Rokaku Male 13-17
    40 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    HEIL HITLER HERE`S A DOLLAR
  42. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    Of all the things it`s apparently flattering to compare a girl to, I really don`t think the moon is on the list.

    You are beautiful, like a moon.

    (That`s no moon...)
  43. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    i just pooped. alot. on your dog haha thats sexy
  44. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    I`m going to pound the farts out of you.
  45. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    ditto. xD
  46. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 1:21 am
    "I`m going to pound the farts out of you."
    Done that.
  47. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 2:58 am
    Rofl.
  48. Profile photo of RickDagless
    RickDagless Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 5:13 am
    thanks, i think im gonna lose my gf now, i just have to shout `do you smell what the rock is cooking!` during sexytime
  49. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:26 am
    Looking for the "that`s it?" balloon
  50. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:42 am
    I dont need a chert.
  51. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Yabba Dabba Doo is on the BAD half? *re-evaluates sex talk script in cold, lonely bedroom*
  52. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:40 am
    "Here`s a dollar...in change...mostly pennies" and "I just pooped....a lot....on your dog" were the best. LMFAO!!!
  53. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Its not "aye caramba!" its "Hay caramba!" and its not "Madre mio!" its "Madre mia!"
  54. Profile photo of perviggo
    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 10:15 am
    "i love how sneaky i am" should be on the good side for sure! im totally gonna say that next time i have sex
  55. Profile photo of RotBottom
    RotBottom Male 18-29
    100 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 10:49 am
    fantastic
  56. Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 11:07 am
    i`m going to kiss your lips off is probably the sexiest thing I`ve heard all day.
  57. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    or you can just do your poker face the entire time, then say "good show" when you`re done

    (this is how ronnie gets all the ladies)
  58. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    I RULE AT dratING MY JOB IS TRUCKIN DON`T STOP KEEP SUCKIN

    Ghahahaha
  59. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    The first time I saw "We`re going to hell for this" was in Matt Groening`s "Life in Hell" comic strip. Man, I loved that comic strip
  60. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 3:43 am
    "i love how-ie mandel`s comedy" is definitely not a good thing to say in bed....lmao

    "oh...oh.....oh oh....oh oh oh,.....oh..." lol

    "Thanks, here`s a dollar....in change........mostly pennies" XD
  61. Profile photo of Clatterclaws
    Clatterclaws Male 13-17
    74 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:03 am
    "We`re going to Hell for this" is pretty hot. Personally, I prefer, "Let`s do it on the drating piano!"
  62. Profile photo of impretybored
    impretybored Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    alright, im gonna whip this out next time to make sure i say the right thing
  63. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    this is a lot funnier than i thought it would be.
  64. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    hahaha i`m going to pound the farts out of you.
  65. Profile photo of CVizzle
    CVizzle Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    "Pew Pew" should have been on there
  66. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    I just pooped a lot on your dog.
  67. Profile photo of AmberMichele
    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    bestial wail.

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