Things To Say During Sex: A Handy Chart [Pic]

Submitted by: Artichoke 6 years ago Funny

For when you just don"t know what to say. (PS: To find the personal favorite of Trp: Right hand side, noises, animals.)
There are 68 comments:
Female 68
bestial wail.
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Male 1,815
I just pooped a lot on your dog.
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Male 74
"Pew Pew" should have been on there
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Female 3,598
hahaha i`m going to pound the farts out of you.
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Female 317
this is a lot funnier than i thought it would be.
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Male 151
alright, im gonna whip this out next time to make sure i say the right thing
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Male 74
"We`re going to Hell for this" is pretty hot. Personally, I prefer, "Let`s do it on the drating piano!"
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Male 3,915
"i love how-ie mandel`s comedy" is definitely not a good thing to say in bed....lmao

"oh...oh.....oh oh....oh oh oh,.....oh..." lol

"Thanks, here`s a dollar....in change........mostly pennies" XD
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Male 3,842
The first time I saw "We`re going to hell for this" was in Matt Groening`s "Life in Hell" comic strip. Man, I loved that comic strip
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Male 195
I RULE AT dratING MY JOB IS TRUCKIN DON`T STOP KEEP SUCKIN

Ghahahaha
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Female 199
or you can just do your poker face the entire time, then say "good show" when you`re done

(this is how ronnie gets all the ladies)
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Male 112
i`m going to kiss your lips off is probably the sexiest thing I`ve heard all day.
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Male 100
fantastic
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Male 104
"i love how sneaky i am" should be on the good side for sure! im totally gonna say that next time i have sex
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Male 15,510
Its not "aye caramba!" its "Hay caramba!" and its not "Madre mio!" its "Madre mia!"
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Female 238
"Here`s a dollar...in change...mostly pennies" and "I just pooped....a lot....on your dog" were the best. LMFAO!!!
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Male 293
Yabba Dabba Doo is on the BAD half? *re-evaluates sex talk script in cold, lonely bedroom*
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Male 6,694
I dont need a chert.
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Female 2,509
Looking for the "that`s it?" balloon
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Male 59
thanks, i think im gonna lose my gf now, i just have to shout `do you smell what the rock is cooking!` during sexytime
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Male 203
Rofl.
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Male 5,608
"I`m going to pound the farts out of you."
Done that.
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Male 1,059
ditto. xD
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Male 2,788
I`m going to pound the farts out of you.
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Female 93
i just pooped. alot. on your dog haha thats sexy
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Male 540
Of all the things it`s apparently flattering to compare a girl to, I really don`t think the moon is on the list.

You are beautiful, like a moon.

(That`s no moon...)
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Male 40
HEIL HITLER HERE`S A DOLLAR
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Female 654
seriously..lol..if you roared or RAWRD..i would be more concerned with laughing my ass off than letting you go any further
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Male 1,220
"I just pooped. A lot. On your dog." lol
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Male 5,190
Ah man this is good LOL.
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Male 147
"That`s the way I roll..." has to go on the bad side somewhere also.
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Male 153
Nine out of ten doctors prefer "I`m going to nail your ass."
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Male 296
Lol. I love Howie Mandel`s comedy.
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Male 312
The bad side is hilarious, HEIL HITLER! HAIL SATAN!
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Male 1,136
Here`s a dollar in change. Mostly pennies.
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Male 722
Haha "Not their name, not their gender". Epic.
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Female 570
@animbroglio
yeah because her age really establishes wether she likes sex talk or not.
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Male 838
Sex talk isn`t good? What in god`s name are you smoki... oh. Wait. You`re under 18. No wonder. Very well, carry on then.
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Female 451
sex talk isn`t good. almost always awkward and uncomfortable.
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Male 1,222
I just pooped a lot in your dog??
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Male 591
This chart is missing "Do you have any gum?"
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Male 48
"I`m going to pound the farts out of you." LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
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Male 637
"if they covered "Sweet Jesus" and "Oh God", what`s the Lord`s Name?"

James Mason. Didn`t you know?
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Male 571
She said "don`t." She said "stop." I thought she meant "don`t stop!"
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Male 244
Baahah. Thanks... here`s a dollar... in change... mostly pennies.
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Male 336
if they covered "Sweet Jesus" and "Oh God", what`s the Lord`s Name?
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Male 41
why`s "Hail Satan" bad?
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Female 247
LoL @ "I just pooped"
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Male 32
poot!
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Male 25,416
wow, so many!
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Male 2,593
LMFAO @ "I`m gonna pound the farts out of you".
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Male 469
I`m going to pound the farts out of you works everytime for me.
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Male 1,193
You shouldn`t say Yabba Dabba Doo? How`d fred get that hot wife then?
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Male 101
I rule! At dratin`, my job, is truckin`, don`t stop, keep suckin`!!!

lol.
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Male 37
Awesome! I wanna know who made this..

Whos your abusive stepfather! lmao!!
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Female 517
lmao xD
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Female 1,043
"I love how.........ie mandel`s comedy."
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Female 4,376
Pound the farts out of you? lmfao
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Female 1,148
lol, I think I`ll shout `HAIL SATAN!` next time.
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Female 22
here`s a dollar, in change... mostly pennies... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Male 211
sounds about right
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Male 141
"Here`s a dollar.. In change... Mostly Pennies" hahaha
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Male 296
No dont stop, seriously.
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Male 519
hot damn is a swear ?
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Male 1,378
HAIL SATAN!
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Female 73
hahaha Heil Hitler =P
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Male 9,306
Woof woof woof woof woof!
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Female 198
Link: Things To Say During Sex: A Handy Chart [Pic] [Rate Link] - For when you just don`t know what to say. (PS: To find the personal favorite of Trp: Right hand side, noises, animals.)
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