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70 Responses to Things That Are Attractive To Men [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Link: Things That Are Attractive To Men - ...and things that are attractive to women. A world apart...
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Weird charts...
  3. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:43 am
    awesome. i`m halfway to being attractive. now i just need to be obscenely rich.
  4. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Meh.
  5. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Women like it if their man does housework without being asked, like vacuuming. I`m dead serious, gets them super hot.
  6. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Actually goaliejerry, it doesn`t make them "Super Hot". That`s just what they tell you so you`ll toddle off and do the dishes and vacuuming for them.
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    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:00 am
    you forgot the fuzzy wuzzy animals and credit cards with no limit.
  8. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Well, ok then.
  9. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:12 am
    I agree 100% with goaliejerry. Spontaneous emptying of the dishwasher or folding and putting away the clothes in the dryer - bow chicka wow-wow.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Most men don`t like a woman for her mind, they like her for what she doesn`t mind.
  11. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Heyyy, where`s our career plans and stuff?!

    Oh, wait. Women don`t have "careers."
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Patchouly ftw
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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:34 am
    sounds like you`re whipped goaliejerry
  14. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:47 am
    All my jackets are poly-cotton blend....
  15. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:47 am
    They forgot got one. I dont like it when women try to explain something and before you know it 3hrs gos by.

    You know my friend Jill, not the one that lives across from me, the one that just got her hair done at Alfrados. You know the stylist that did her hair, we had dinner with him at that one Italian restaurant he recommended we try, Oy vey that was like a year ago I feel so bad that we didn`t try it sooner the food was fantastic! We should buy him a gift and Thank him. Why did you order the steak? I thought you said you were going on a diet? ... And that waiter... she was such an non-nice individual. She was flirting with you the whole time we were there and shes even married! I was way over dressed. Did you see the way people were staring at us? I also did not appreciate you texting your friends while we were eating ... Well anyway Jill wants to come over later around 6:00 P.M. is that alright?
  16. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:34 am
    The second one, about big breasts, that one`s accurate! The rest? Meh...
  17. Profile photo of RandomTurnip
    RandomTurnip Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Why are women in a bar anyway, They should be making me a Sammich
  18. Profile photo of CoffeeTable
    CoffeeTable Male 18-29
    13 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Of course a "guy doing housework" is hot to chicks. I`d find it hot if a girls came into my office and started writing my code for me.

    BUT THEY DON`T. >-(
  19. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:41 am
    I`m doing marine biology in september. Imma be totally awesome! true story.
  20. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:17 am
    this started and made sense... then... at the end i was like wtf? but it was still interesting. especially how all the scumbags wear leather jackets... since when?!
  21. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:22 am
    I don`t like HUGE breasts, they`ve gotta be normal size... Not that it`s all I care about though, personality is WAY more important than looks.
  22. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:46 am
    That was dumb... I for one don`t care about breasts... if another man has breasts, I don`t even want to be in the same room - let alone talk to him!
  23. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:51 am
    I heard a guy once say "The smaller the boobs the closer I am to her heart."

    ahaha.
  24. Profile photo of Tehorn
    Tehorn Male 18-29
    53 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    "yourr planit iz fudget" epic lmfao
  25. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Exhibits similar reliability to other household appliances?

    So works fine until the day after the warranty expires (read: wedding day)!
  26. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    When did leather jackets = prison time ?

    Seriously, I wear a leather jacket (When it gets cold) and have never been to prison, Nor is my lifestyle headed that direction.
  27. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    you can`t motorboat a personality-so ya boobs matter
  28. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    The Huge Breasts Experience is right effing on.
    OMG my back hurts so bad, and I don`t think anyone knows what my face looks like.
  29. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Exactly what I was thinking, mmill928. Big boobs suck! (for the girl)
  30. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    boobs matter until you have to listen to the girl complain about how it makes her back hurt all day and you get slapped for starig at them >>
  31. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    I know a guy with a Mini Cooper :3
  32. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Why do women put their boobs on display in public in a form-fitting shirt, cleavage showing, no bra, and then get offended when guys look, or even stares at them?

    Please ... men are biologically hard-wired to think about and look at boobs, nipples in particular. Not an excuse, just a fact (just like women are drawn to puppies, kittens, and babies). If you don`t want them looked at don`t show them off.
  33. Profile photo of Ryu-ko
    Ryu-ko Female 18-29
    37 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    JeffBeau, you`re right. Why am I not wearing a potato bag every day of my life? You`ve enlightened me. Of course it`s my fault that men look, I`m asking for it by wearing that shirt that actually fits my body instead of a huge sweatshirt.
  34. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Why don`t girls look at moobs? Aren`t those just as hot?
  35. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Things that are attractive to men is completly wrong.

    Clearly this was made by a woman with no idea what she`s talking about.
  36. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    JeffBeau is right that men are hard-wired to be attracted to attractive females. It`s a primal instinct developed way, way before there were all these unwritten rules about public etiquette and so on. Men can`t help it. Women seem to think we can. I don`t know why. I`m not saying I just stare open-mouthed at them and never look away, but, like seeing an exotic sports car parked at the side of the road, you can`t stop yourself having a look at least once.
  37. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    you`d look at a fat bitch too wouldnt ya?
    i mean a walrus of a woman with the tusk to match...thats kinda hard not to look at. some random ass chick, not so much
  38. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    JeffBeau, you`re right. Why am I not wearing a potato bag every day of my life? You`ve enlightened me. Of course it`s my fault that men look, I`m asking for it by wearing that shirt that actually fits my body instead of a huge sweatshirt.

    If a good-looking man with a good figure walked by dressed to show off his figure, would you look?

    Bet you would, unless you`re homosexual.

    The difference is that no-one would complain at you for doing it, because you`re a woman.
  39. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    In my youth, I was a pretty man. Pretty rather than handsome, because I looked feminine enough to be mistaken for a woman quite often. The waist-length hair probably contributed to that. My voice has an unusually high pitch for a man, so that wasn`t a giveaway either.

    That appearance is attractive to some people. I got looked at, by some men and some women. Whistled at, too.

    Did it bother me? No. I`m not a fragile Victorian lady who will get an attack of the vapours if a man looks at her. Stare at my arse if you like, it`s not hurting me.
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    dumb!
  41. Profile photo of Ryu-ko
    Ryu-ko Female 18-29
    37 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Angilion, that`s definitely true. Perhaps I came across to angry about it in my comment. I only mean to point out that as a woman, if I wear something that fits my body, it doesn`t mean I`m doing it only to showing off. It doesn`t mean I`m wearing it just for sexual attention, it means I know how to dress myself according to my body type and what makes me happy.

    Granted, there can be a difference between what I`m talking about, and walking around with the intention of drawing attention to oneself. I just don`t think it`s fair to assume that any woman who wears something form-fitting is "showing them off."

    Also, I know several females who hate babies, puppies and equally cute things. It`s not like a gender requirement.
  42. Profile photo of Dylan512100
    Dylan512100 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    I couldn`t agree with Angilion more...
  43. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    I couldn`t agree with Dylan512100 more... and my old account let me back in! Glad to see Fancy fully fixed the log-in system...
  44. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Get into your birkas women! It`s not the cat`s fault if you leave the meat uncovered!!!
  45. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    I find a intelligent,sexy lady with glasses attractive=)maybe a SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER! (oh oh futurama reference!)
  46. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Sensitive, funny guy, who can keep his temper in check, with washboard abs, chiseled face and he`s holding a puppy.

    Done.
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    grmnbln Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Ah Subnormality, one of the wordiest webcomics on the internet. Good stuff.
  48. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    I think that I`m going to point at a random word in the dictionary

    Decussation: chiasma: an intersection or crossing of two tracts in the form of the letter X

    Well that wasn`t very helpful...stupid life goals.

  49. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    perfect guy:

    hardcore-kid style
    knows his music and loves it
    1-ups me on a regualar basis
    hilarious
    loves cartoons
    great artist
    mushy
    HORNY
    crazy kinky
    adorable
    great hair
    nice ass

    ...am i asking too much?
  50. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    @Nidonemo Exactly except add is filthy rich
    Done now.
  51. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    You can hardly tell this was written by a man-hater...

    /sarcasm
  52. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    Empathetic, funny guy, who can keep his temper in check, can correct my essays, be my other half on a 2 vs 2 SC team, and is holding a puppy from the SPCA.

    Fixed. :p
  53. Profile photo of cyborgmonkey
    cyborgmonkey Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    i have no idea on what i wanna be when i get older thats why i`m strongly relying on the zombie apocalypse approach... i will survive that.
  54. Profile photo of Avernyia
    Avernyia Female 18-29
    40 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    @ Mcfudge:

    Actually the author of Subnormality is a guy.
  55. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1323 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    @Valynn well hello :P Not holding a puppy, but we got our kitten from a person who found her and her sister on the side of a highway.
  56. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    korahn, that is also a sexy way of getting a kitten. :D
  57. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    I look for a man with a semi-big nose, nice smile, smokes weed and has exceptional fellaciatic abilities. Everything else i can work around :D
  58. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:57 am
    I`m a total sucker for a girl with a guitar.
  59. Profile photo of yugipie
    yugipie Female 18-29
    31 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:00 am
    ROFL I LIKE THE ONE WITH THE BIG BOOBS ITS SO TRUE NOW A DAYS
  60. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:45 am
    lol....is a Chevy Cobalt a tiny car?

    it`s not exactly a manly car....

    ....it doesn`t count does it...

    i know it`s a chick car...f*ck off...
  61. Profile photo of SheepysGirl
    SheepysGirl Female 18-29
    16 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:55 am
    KRAYZEEGIRL, you mean cunnilingual abilities right? Assuming you don`t have a penis.
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    LOL @idiotfilter...

    ...I drive a full-sized GMC truck. Maybe that explains my...uh...nevermind.
  63. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    i want someone with a manly car AND a manly package! is that so much to ask?
  64. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    I look for a man with a semi-big nose, nice smile, smokes weed and has exceptional fellaciatic abilities. Everything else i can work around :D

    Interesting...you say you`re female, yet you`re apparently after a man who`s exceptionally good at blowjobs. I say `apparently` because `fellaciatic` isn`t a word but you may well have meant `fellatio`.
  65. Profile photo of monkeyman828
    monkeyman828 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    finally! my 84 geo metro brings something other than shame to my life.
  66. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    hpnestly i guess i say this cause im a woman but honestly has anyone heard of the girl with 388kk breast? how ugly!! and im not a afraid to admit that i av large breast cause of when i was young i was large and i didnt get rid of em when i lost wait sadly and its hard to wear anything without cleaveage and looking like a tramp
  67. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:32 am
    :D Ohhh Angilion.... you got me! lol I messed up and should of said cunnilingus-iatic abilities, or maybe i just want him to blow himself because I get tired of doing it. And thanks for stating fellaciatic is not a word. It may not be in the dictionary but i wrote it so therefor in my world (as an individual) it is a word. I wrote what i wrote to make people smile. Ya see, I am one of those happy people. After observing alot of your posts i see you are the opposite. It must suck to be you. 3841 posts is alot, i think you have loneliness down. You should try leaving the house.
  68. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 2:11 am
    @Monkeyman828 :) It is impressive that it is still moving. Have no shame!
  69. Profile photo of Blacknewyear
    Blacknewyear Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 8:03 am
    things not attractive to me: Not being able to spell have or weight.
  70. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    im so getting a smart car.

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