Things That Are Attractive To Men [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

...and things that are attractive to women. A world apart...
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Male 150
im so getting a smart car.
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Male 23
things not attractive to me: Not being able to spell have or weight.
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Female 447
@Monkeyman828 :) It is impressive that it is still moving. Have no shame!
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Female 447
:D Ohhh Angilion.... you got me! lol I messed up and should of said cunnilingus-iatic abilities, or maybe i just want him to blow himself because I get tired of doing it. And thanks for stating fellaciatic is not a word. It may not be in the dictionary but i wrote it so therefor in my world (as an individual) it is a word. I wrote what i wrote to make people smile. Ya see, I am one of those happy people. After observing alot of your posts i see you are the opposite. It must suck to be you. 3841 posts is alot, i think you have loneliness down. You should try leaving the house.
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Female 93
hpnestly i guess i say this cause im a woman but honestly has anyone heard of the girl with 388kk breast? how ugly!! and im not a afraid to admit that i av large breast cause of when i was young i was large and i didnt get rid of em when i lost wait sadly and its hard to wear anything without cleaveage and looking like a tramp
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Male 103
finally! my 84 geo metro brings something other than shame to my life.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I look for a man with a semi-big nose, nice smile, smokes weed and has exceptional fellaciatic abilities. Everything else i can work around :D [/quote]

Interesting...you say you`re female, yet you`re apparently after a man who`s exceptionally good at blowjobs. I say `apparently` because `fellaciatic` isn`t a word but you may well have meant `fellatio`.
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Female 245
i want someone with a manly car AND a manly package! is that so much to ask?
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Male 247
LOL @idiotfilter...

...I drive a full-sized GMC truck. Maybe that explains my...uh...nevermind.
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Female 16
KRAYZEEGIRL, you mean cunnilingual abilities right? Assuming you don`t have a penis.
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Male 3,915
lol....is a Chevy Cobalt a tiny car?

it`s not exactly a manly car....

....it doesn`t count does it...

i know it`s a chick car...f*ck off...
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Female 31
ROFL I LIKE THE ONE WITH THE BIG BOOBS ITS SO TRUE NOW A DAYS
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Male 1,067
I`m a total sucker for a girl with a guitar.
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Female 447
I look for a man with a semi-big nose, nice smile, smokes weed and has exceptional fellaciatic abilities. Everything else i can work around :D
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Female 71
korahn, that is also a sexy way of getting a kitten. :D
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Male 1,417
@Valynn well hello :P Not holding a puppy, but we got our kitten from a person who found her and her sister on the side of a highway.
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Female 40
@ Mcfudge:

Actually the author of Subnormality is a guy.
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Male 95
i have no idea on what i wanna be when i get older thats why i`m strongly relying on the zombie apocalypse approach... i will survive that.
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Female 71
Empathetic, funny guy, who can keep his temper in check, can correct my essays, be my other half on a 2 vs 2 SC team, and is holding a puppy from the SPCA.

Fixed. :p
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Male 537
You can hardly tell this was written by a man-hater...

/sarcasm
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Female 314
@Nidonemo Exactly except add is filthy rich
Done now.
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Female 735
perfect guy:

hardcore-kid style
knows his music and loves it
1-ups me on a regualar basis
hilarious
loves cartoons
great artist
mushy
HORNY
crazy kinky
adorable
great hair
nice ass

...am i asking too much?
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Male 2,549
I think that I`m going to point at a random word in the dictionary

Decussation: chiasma: an intersection or crossing of two tracts in the form of the letter X

Well that wasn`t very helpful...stupid life goals.

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Male 2
Ah Subnormality, one of the wordiest webcomics on the internet. Good stuff.
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Male 9,306
Sensitive, funny guy, who can keep his temper in check, with washboard abs, chiseled face and he`s holding a puppy.

Done.
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Male 90
I find a intelligent,sexy lady with glasses attractive=)maybe a SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER! (oh oh futurama reference!)
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Male 36,374
Get into your birkas women! It`s not the cat`s fault if you leave the meat uncovered!!!
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Male 954
I couldn`t agree with Dylan512100 more... and my old account let me back in! Glad to see Fancy fully fixed the log-in system...
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Male 14
I couldn`t agree with Angilion more...
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Female 37
Angilion, that`s definitely true. Perhaps I came across to angry about it in my comment. I only mean to point out that as a woman, if I wear something that fits my body, it doesn`t mean I`m doing it only to showing off. It doesn`t mean I`m wearing it just for sexual attention, it means I know how to dress myself according to my body type and what makes me happy.

Granted, there can be a difference between what I`m talking about, and walking around with the intention of drawing attention to oneself. I just don`t think it`s fair to assume that any woman who wears something form-fitting is "showing them off."

Also, I know several females who hate babies, puppies and equally cute things. It`s not like a gender requirement.
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Male 25,416
dumb!
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Male 12,365
In my youth, I was a pretty man. Pretty rather than handsome, because I looked feminine enough to be mistaken for a woman quite often. The waist-length hair probably contributed to that. My voice has an unusually high pitch for a man, so that wasn`t a giveaway either.

That appearance is attractive to some people. I got looked at, by some men and some women. Whistled at, too.

Did it bother me? No. I`m not a fragile Victorian lady who will get an attack of the vapours if a man looks at her. Stare at my arse if you like, it`s not hurting me.
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Male 12,365
[quote]JeffBeau, you`re right. Why am I not wearing a potato bag every day of my life? You`ve enlightened me. Of course it`s my fault that men look, I`m asking for it by wearing that shirt that actually fits my body instead of a huge sweatshirt.[/quote]

If a good-looking man with a good figure walked by dressed to show off his figure, would you look?

Bet you would, unless you`re homosexual.

The difference is that no-one would complain at you for doing it, because you`re a woman.
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Female 654
you`d look at a fat bitch too wouldnt ya?
i mean a walrus of a woman with the tusk to match...thats kinda hard not to look at. some random ass chick, not so much
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Male 2,159
JeffBeau is right that men are hard-wired to be attracted to attractive females. It`s a primal instinct developed way, way before there were all these unwritten rules about public etiquette and so on. Men can`t help it. Women seem to think we can. I don`t know why. I`m not saying I just stare open-mouthed at them and never look away, but, like seeing an exotic sports car parked at the side of the road, you can`t stop yourself having a look at least once.
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Male 499
Things that are attractive to men is completly wrong.

Clearly this was made by a woman with no idea what she`s talking about.
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Male 2,441
Why don`t girls look at moobs? Aren`t those just as hot?
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Female 37
JeffBeau, you`re right. Why am I not wearing a potato bag every day of my life? You`ve enlightened me. Of course it`s my fault that men look, I`m asking for it by wearing that shirt that actually fits my body instead of a huge sweatshirt.
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Male 180
Why do women put their boobs on display in public in a form-fitting shirt, cleavage showing, no bra, and then get offended when guys look, or even stares at them?

Please ... men are biologically hard-wired to think about and look at boobs, nipples in particular. Not an excuse, just a fact (just like women are drawn to puppies, kittens, and babies). If you don`t want them looked at don`t show them off.
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Female 2,120
I know a guy with a Mini Cooper :3
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Female 1,324
boobs matter until you have to listen to the girl complain about how it makes her back hurt all day and you get slapped for starig at them >>
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Female 318
Exactly what I was thinking, mmill928. Big boobs suck! (for the girl)
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Female 275
The Huge Breasts Experience is right effing on.
OMG my back hurts so bad, and I don`t think anyone knows what my face looks like.
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Male 808
you can`t motorboat a personality-so ya boobs matter
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Male 17,512
When did leather jackets = prison time ?

Seriously, I wear a leather jacket (When it gets cold) and have never been to prison, Nor is my lifestyle headed that direction.
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Male 1,451
Exhibits similar reliability to other household appliances?

So works fine until the day after the warranty expires (read: wedding day)!
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Male 53
"yourr planit iz fudget" epic lmfao
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Female 1,148
I heard a guy once say "The smaller the boobs the closer I am to her heart."

ahaha.
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Male 218
That was dumb... I for one don`t care about breasts... if another man has breasts, I don`t even want to be in the same room - let alone talk to him!
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Male 1,523
I don`t like HUGE breasts, they`ve gotta be normal size... Not that it`s all I care about though, personality is WAY more important than looks.
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Male 2,748
this started and made sense... then... at the end i was like wtf? but it was still interesting. especially how all the scumbags wear leather jackets... since when?!
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Female 196
I`m doing marine biology in september. Imma be totally awesome! true story.
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Male 13
Of course a "guy doing housework" is hot to chicks. I`d find it hot if a girls came into my office and started writing my code for me.

BUT THEY DON`T. >-(
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Male 12
Why are women in a bar anyway, They should be making me a Sammich
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Male 36,374
The second one, about big breasts, that one`s accurate! The rest? Meh...
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Male 2,050
They forgot got one. I dont like it when women try to explain something and before you know it 3hrs gos by.

You know my friend Jill, not the one that lives across from me, the one that just got her hair done at Alfrados. You know the stylist that did her hair, we had dinner with him at that one Italian restaurant he recommended we try, Oy vey that was like a year ago I feel so bad that we didn`t try it sooner the food was fantastic! We should buy him a gift and Thank him. Why did you order the steak? I thought you said you were going on a diet? ... And that waiter... she was such an non-nice individual. She was flirting with you the whole time we were there and shes even married! I was way over dressed. Did you see the way people were staring at us? I also did not appreciate you texting your friends while we were eating ... Well anyway Jill wants to come over later around 6:00 P.M. is that alright?
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Male 359
All my jackets are poly-cotton blend....
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Male 541
sounds like you`re whipped goaliejerry
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Male 2,688
Patchouly ftw
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Female 535
Heyyy, where`s our career plans and stuff?!

Oh, wait. Women don`t have "careers."
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Male 37,888
Most men don`t like a woman for her mind, they like her for what she doesn`t mind.
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Female 4,039
I agree 100% with goaliejerry. Spontaneous emptying of the dishwasher or folding and putting away the clothes in the dryer - bow chicka wow-wow.
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Male 6,694
Well, ok then.
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Female 131
you forgot the fuzzy wuzzy animals and credit cards with no limit.
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Male 4,746
Actually goaliejerry, it doesn`t make them "Super Hot". That`s just what they tell you so you`ll toddle off and do the dishes and vacuuming for them.
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Male 4,014
Women like it if their man does housework without being asked, like vacuuming. I`m dead serious, gets them super hot.
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Female 9,401
Meh.
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Male 1,083
awesome. i`m halfway to being attractive. now i just need to be obscenely rich.
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Male 15,510
Weird charts...
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Male 19,840
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