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Date: 08/05/10 12:00 PM

26 Responses to The Taliban Is Training Monkeys!

  1. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Link: The Taliban Is Training Monkeys! - Buffoons training baboons: The Taliban`s new weapon. Nope, this isn`t an Onion report either.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2010 at 12:24 pm



    Don`t worry we have Navy Seal Beavers to fight them.
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    fatbone Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Couldn`t they just strap bombs to the monkeys after they trained them to run toward a goal. But i agree that is is stupid to think that a monkey can operate a weapon
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    wow, thats just wierd
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    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    When I saw this... I kept looking for the Onion logo... somewhere...
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    nice catch
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    No wonder people are paranoid.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    They should just tie miniature bombs onto rats like in the movie Wanted.
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    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Really, cnn? I thought you were better than that.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    lets play "Where`s Dr. Zayhus".
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2349 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    This isn`t true. It`s been debunked already.
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    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    yea! throw bananas at that betch
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    The monkey probably has thought out why he is fighting for the Taliban as much as the other idiots in that group. They target the uneducated as minions.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    and how do we counter this? Banana Bombs!
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Man if they can teach them to fly we`re screwed.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    If Bin Laden had paid attention when he watched Planet of the Apes he`d KNOW how bad an idea this is!
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    RepostPolice Male 13-17
    189 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Where`s jane goodall? We must put an end to this.
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    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Yeah this was on the Colbert Report.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    I tell ya Jay the Taliban are so desperate they`re trainin monkeys now. That`s how bad it is!
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    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    that paralyzed guy was feeding his monkey shaving cream
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    RickDagless Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    what a horrible voice, how do these people get work?
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    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:35 am
    Taliban is already doing this with pakistanis and pakistani armies, nothing new!
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:05 am
    IAB..`Buffoons training baboons: The Taliban`s new weapon. Nope, this isn`t an Onion report either.`







    ....any day now
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:17 am
    .... theyve wasted 2.30mins of your news time. they deprived you of a worthy story from the war...filler i think they call it, amusing nonsense for `the people back home`...the corporate american press is a joke...and they know it, how embarrassing?
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    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:43 am
    "that paralyzed guy was feeding his monkey shaving cream"

    OMG, that`s the funniest thing. It was whipped cream, but you have me lmao right now.
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    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:09 am
    bloody propaganda trying to make the taliban seem like idiots and fools instead of average people trying to fight for the independance of their country

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