The Taliban Is Training Monkeys!

Submitted by: dapaperboy 6 years ago

Buffoons training baboons: The Taliban"s new weapon. Nope, this isn"t an Onion report either.
There are 26 comments:
Male 317
bloody propaganda trying to make the taliban seem like idiots and fools instead of average people trying to fight for the independance of their country
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Male 715
"that paralyzed guy was feeding his monkey shaving cream"

OMG, that`s the funniest thing. It was whipped cream, but you have me lmao right now.
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Male 877
.... theyve wasted 2.30mins of your news time. they deprived you of a worthy story from the war...filler i think they call it, amusing nonsense for `the people back home`...the corporate american press is a joke...and they know it, how embarrassing?
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Male 877
IAB..`Buffoons training baboons: The Taliban`s new weapon. Nope, this isn`t an Onion report either.`







....any day now
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Male 176
Taliban is already doing this with pakistanis and pakistani armies, nothing new!
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Male 59
what a horrible voice, how do these people get work?
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Male 206
that paralyzed guy was feeding his monkey shaving cream
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Male 10,845
I tell ya Jay the Taliban are so desperate they`re trainin monkeys now. That`s how bad it is!
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Male 328
Yeah this was on the Colbert Report.
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Male 189
Where`s jane goodall? We must put an end to this.
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Male 4,680
If Bin Laden had paid attention when he watched Planet of the Apes he`d KNOW how bad an idea this is!
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Male 7,378
Man if they can teach them to fly we`re screwed.
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Male 2,199
and how do we counter this? Banana Bombs!
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Male 1,021
The monkey probably has thought out why he is fighting for the Taliban as much as the other idiots in that group. They target the uneducated as minions.
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Male 378
yea! throw bananas at that betch
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Male 2,670
This isn`t true. It`s been debunked already.
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Male 770
lets play "Where`s Dr. Zayhus".
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Male 141
Really, cnn? I thought you were better than that.
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Male 2,050
They should just tie miniature bombs onto rats like in the movie Wanted.
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Male 1,108
No wonder people are paranoid.
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Male 1,378
nice catch
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Male 441
When I saw this... I kept looking for the Onion logo... somewhere...
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Male 25,416
wow, thats just wierd
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Male 39
Couldn`t they just strap bombs to the monkeys after they trained them to run toward a goal. But i agree that is is stupid to think that a monkey can operate a weapon
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Male 953



Don`t worry we have Navy Seal Beavers to fight them.
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Male 214
Link: The Taliban Is Training Monkeys! [Rate Link] - Buffoons training baboons: The Taliban`s new weapon. Nope, this isn`t an Onion report either.
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