The Realities of Being a Single Guy

Submitted by: domisgood 6 years ago in Funny
http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/the-realities-of-being-a-single-guy

In easy-to-understand graph form. So what"s better I-A-B: Single or attached?
There are 35 comments:
Male 4,004
I am in a serious relationship, and I am in every single "in theory" section, that is related to a better life, not the flirting/hitting on/hooking up ones.

I have a bachelor pad, I leave the toilet seat up, I eat what I want, I do hobbies and all that jazz...

GET A GIRLFRIEND IT`S AWESOME

P.S. kill yourself first.
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Female 105
I just sent this to all my guy friends experiencing this right now. =( Poor dudes. My bf woulda been that way if I didn`t shake up his world when I did.

So now I got a cry pillow when I have my period, and he gets blow jobs when he completes something on a video game,shoots a deer, or catches a huge fish of some sort.

A mutual and happy relationship. meh.
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Male 49
My girlfriend has bangin` double d`s, a thin waist, and an ass like ka-pow! [My] Relationship = awesome.

yes it is....esp when you are Vindictive
Female, 13-17, Midwest US


me likes!
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Female 136
Or if your my ex watse a student loan of 4 grand in one month, call up at 4 in the morning saying how much you miss me then call once again at 5 to say that actually all of taht was untrue and is now inviting a girl back to his dads place. And not turning up to that job interview taht would of really helped his recent 4 grand debt. Oh and also not turning up to the uni course anymore so the dept has to be paid off like a normal load too.
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Male 76
I`m single and none of these are true for me....thank god
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Male 5,617
It is not a model plane.

It`s a god-dammed RC helicopter!
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Female 1,077
My girlfriend has bangin` double d`s, a thin waist, and an ass like ka-pow! [My] Relationship = awesome.
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Male 2,332
SINGLE! Do what you want, whenever the f*ck you want.

Can`t really beat that imo, not even with the near certainty of getting laid that a relationship provides ^^
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Male 2,850
@mmill928

It`s not true. But I think we all show some of those traits some of the time, single or not.
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Male 418
yea....that`s true for me, except watching the note book. F the notebook
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Male 37,701
vv @mmill928 yup, that`s OCD right there...
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Female 275
Boring stereotypes.

How about polyamory? Now that`s way more fun than being either single or attached!
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Male 15,510
I guess he is not an Alpha+
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Female 275
Is this really what happens when guys are single? I hate to say it, but it`s kind of pathetic if true.
I left my boyfriend home alone for a week once, and a friend told me that when he stopped over, my bf had symmetrically organized even his leftovers and empty pizza boxes, and was carrying paper towels around whenever he had a cigarette. Not sure if that means he reverted to `single guy` behavior, or was just the OCD.
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Male 37,701
[quote]This sounds like a chick wrote it.[/quote]
Hey! It makes more sense NOW!
(see what I did there? The N.O.W. posting earlier? get it???)
Thanks ElMustache!
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Male 541
This is painfully kind of accurate.

Except for the notebook thing....real men only shed manly tears, like when you get kicked in the balls, or your sensei dies, or when Snape kills Dumbledore.
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Male 1,834
funny
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Male 1,625
Ven con migo sombrero!
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Male 716
Logistically I think I should merge with ElMustache.
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Male 1,625
This sounds like a chick wrote it. I feel really bad for the dude who did write it. Tough deal for him. I appreciate comedy but this wasn`t funny.
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Male 1,678
I have the worst luck for going to the bar on dyke night :( .. and if you didn`t cry during the notebook you must have a heart made of stone, their love was so beautiful |-(
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Male 25,416
Woman want what they cant have, is so true, woman think your wierd, yet you have a girl, they they think your sexy, its true but i never understood it!
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Male 1,184
Not a single one of those statements is true for me, on either side. I am quite single.
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Male 594
Yup.
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Male 2,586
Whoah, that is so shockingly accurate!
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Male 7,611
im really glad that even though im single right now, nothing on the right side really applies to me.
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Female 2,352
That was depressing.
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Male 770
this is so accurate it makes me sick.
As Chris Rock said: "Two choices; Married and bored, OR Single and LONELY!!"
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Male 333
Haha I`m single, and I`m loving life! Moping and worrying about females is stupid, when it happens it will happen.
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Male 6,694
Thats funny.
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Male 180
Theory: Move alone or with best bro to apartment so you can put together an endless string of hook-ups.
Reality: Your chances were better back at the dorm.
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Male 322
I can side with the Sims mention. *Inner QQ*
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Male 1,815
Whoever made this is a very sad person...
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Male 4,680
The BBC did an article similar to this graph here. Apparently on top of all that, you`ll also be poorer and less likely to go on holiday.
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Male 4,867
Link: The Realities of Being a Single Guy [Rate Link] - In easy-to-understand graph form. So what`s better I-A-B: Single or attached?
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