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Date: 08/16/10 11:01 AM

35 Responses to The Realities of Being a Single Guy

  1. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Link: The Realities of Being a Single Guy - In easy-to-understand graph form. So what`s better I-A-B: Single or attached?
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:35 am
    The BBC did an article similar to this graph here. Apparently on top of all that, you`ll also be poorer and less likely to go on holiday.
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Whoever made this is a very sad person...
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    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    I can side with the Sims mention. *Inner QQ*
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Theory: Move alone or with best bro to apartment so you can put together an endless string of hook-ups.
    Reality: Your chances were better back at the dorm.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Thats funny.
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    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Haha I`m single, and I`m loving life! Moping and worrying about females is stupid, when it happens it will happen.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    this is so accurate it makes me sick.
    As Chris Rock said: "Two choices; Married and bored, OR Single and LONELY!!"
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    That was depressing.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    im really glad that even though im single right now, nothing on the right side really applies to me.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Whoah, that is so shockingly accurate!
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Yup.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Not a single one of those statements is true for me, on either side. I am quite single.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Woman want what they cant have, is so true, woman think your wierd, yet you have a girl, they they think your sexy, its true but i never understood it!
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    I have the worst luck for going to the bar on dyke night :( .. and if you didn`t cry during the notebook you must have a heart made of stone, their love was so beautiful |-(
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    This sounds like a chick wrote it. I feel really bad for the dude who did write it. Tough deal for him. I appreciate comedy but this wasn`t funny.
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    Logistically I think I should merge with ElMustache.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Ven con migo sombrero!
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    funny
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    This is painfully kind of accurate.

    Except for the notebook thing....real men only shed manly tears, like when you get kicked in the balls, or your sensei dies, or when Snape kills Dumbledore.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32800 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    This sounds like a chick wrote it.
    Hey! It makes more sense NOW!
    (see what I did there? The N.O.W. posting earlier? get it???)
    Thanks ElMustache!
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    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Is this really what happens when guys are single? I hate to say it, but it`s kind of pathetic if true.
    I left my boyfriend home alone for a week once, and a friend told me that when he stopped over, my bf had symmetrically organized even his leftovers and empty pizza boxes, and was carrying paper towels around whenever he had a cigarette. Not sure if that means he reverted to `single guy` behavior, or was just the OCD.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    I guess he is not an Alpha+
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    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    Boring stereotypes.

    How about polyamory? Now that`s way more fun than being either single or attached!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32800 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    vv @mmill928 yup, that`s OCD right there...
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    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    yea....that`s true for me, except watching the note book. F the notebook
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:15 am
    @mmill928

    It`s not true. But I think we all show some of those traits some of the time, single or not.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:40 am
    SINGLE! Do what you want, whenever the f*ck you want.

    Can`t really beat that imo, not even with the near certainty of getting laid that a relationship provides ^^
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:12 am
    My girlfriend has bangin` double d`s, a thin waist, and an ass like ka-pow! Relationship = awesome.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:45 am
    It is not a model plane.

    It`s a god-dammed RC helicopter!
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    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    I`m single and none of these are true for me....thank god
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    liklepip Female 18-29
    136 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Or if your my ex watse a student loan of 4 grand in one month, call up at 4 in the morning saying how much you miss me then call once again at 5 to say that actually all of taht was untrue and is now inviting a girl back to his dads place. And not turning up to that job interview taht would of really helped his recent 4 grand debt. Oh and also not turning up to the uni course anymore so the dept has to be paid off like a normal load too.
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    StompinRound Male 30-39
    49 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 7:48 am
    My girlfriend has bangin` double d`s, a thin waist, and an ass like ka-pow! Relationship = awesome.

    yes it is....esp when you are Vindictive
    Female, 13-17, Midwest US


    me likes!
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    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    I just sent this to all my guy friends experiencing this right now. =( Poor dudes. My bf woulda been that way if I didn`t shake up his world when I did.

    So now I got a cry pillow when I have my period, and he gets blow jobs when he completes something on a video game,shoots a deer, or catches a huge fish of some sort.

    A mutual and happy relationship. meh.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    I am in a serious relationship, and I am in every single "in theory" section, that is related to a better life, not the flirting/hitting on/hooking up ones.

    I have a bachelor pad, I leave the toilet seat up, I eat what I want, I do hobbies and all that jazz...

    GET A GIRLFRIEND IT`S AWESOME

    P.S. kill yourself first.

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