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Date: 08/23/10 12:03 PM

56 Responses to The Portrait Of A Broken Man [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Link: The Portrait Of A Broken Man - What happens when you become a father? Not much, you just lose the will to live or care about anything--no big deal.
  2. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Nice way to paint fatherhood, Geesh.
  3. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    I babysit a 2 year old all the time. He climbs behind me and kicks me in the back. Its almost like a massage. I encourage him to do it.
  4. Profile photo of WagglyBeef
    WagglyBeef Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Portrait of an awesome dad
  5. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    You simply become a chair.
  6. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Dayum, he looks like the X file guy, david something, hell whats his name??
  7. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Digging those brown pants
  8. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    neck pillow
  9. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    mom mom look i pooped out a man
  10. Profile photo of craigarlen
    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    funny (and sad) because it is true...
  11. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Not in my lifetime.
  12. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    I`d smack a kid
  13. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    :D:D
  14. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Kind of looks like Vladimir Putin`s long lost twin - the one who got the hair.
    ...Just me?
  15. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    tommy2X4 - Im with you there
  16. Profile photo of number696969
    number696969 Male 30-39
    258 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    When you`re captured and tortured, imagine the frustration on their faces though....
    If you can live with a two year old, you can take slivers of bamboo under your fingernails no worries. Bamboo covered in salt. And chili powder.
  17. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Aww that`s cute <3 Great Dads FTW!!

    ..I love muh Daddeh ;_;
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Dads are awesome, most of the time!
  19. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    @Caretta it kinda looks like Tony Hawk to me...
  20. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    it does look like a young tony hawk
  21. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Been there, done that. It`s not so bad.
  22. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Two kids a mortgage and a minivan, game over you`r done.
  23. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    seems like a cool dad to me
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33119 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    He just lets the kids walk all over him! Cute when they`re little, not cute when they`re 12 and stealing cars...
  25. Profile photo of broncofan286
    broncofan286 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    it kinda looks like vladimir putin only with hair
  26. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I don`t know. Look more like a peaceful existence
    to me.

    I`m pretty sure that`s the place your are trying
    to get to when you are properly maturing as human.
  27. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    I`d probably get annoyed.
  28. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    looks like tony hawk.
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    The guy sitting behind him is probably tired of being stared at.
  30. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    and then you feel the warmth....
  31. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Way to enforce good public behavior. Parents like that suck!
  32. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    "it kinda looks like vladimir putin only with hair"
    He sorta does O_o
  33. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Whoever wrote the caption for this is an idiot. An idiot with no understanding of what it means to be a father. The father in this picture wouldn`t be in this position unless he loved his kids SO much that he was happy to do this. Far from being miserable, I`d bet that this man couldn`t be happier to be close to the people he loves. You young douchebags just don`t understand.
  34. Profile photo of alisia
    alisia Female 18-29
    166 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    "Whoever wrote the caption for this is an idiot. ...The father in this picture wouldn`t be in this position unless he loved his kids SO much that he was happy to do this. ..You young douchebags just don`t understand."


    He loves them sooooo much he allows them to sit on his head while he reads. What an amazing father! "Son, you just stay right up there, long as you need and should we hit some turbulence and you are launched into the ceiling and you die, well that`s all part of being the incredibly selfless, totally caring (not at all apathetic to the situation as this picture depicts) father that I am." Yeah, that caption is so wrong. Go you for pointing out this father`s love to all us young douchebags.
  35. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    353 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Great picture for a condom advert.
  36. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    @caper, that`s actually what i was thinking. every good an caring father i`ve ever met would think what this guy doing with his son is a funny and happy activity.
  37. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    kinda looks like tony hawk
  38. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    @caper454: yeah.. he looks REALLLLL happy... and caring too, what father wouldnt let his son climb to the top of a seat on a plane to endanger himself and piss off everyone behind...

  39. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Note to self: Reason number two-hundred for not having children.
  40. Profile photo of Ahrimanyama
    Ahrimanyama Male 30-39
    44 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    broken man, or best father ever, sounds like some people didn`t enjoy childhood.
  41. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    Meh, I`d be a seat for my 4-year old daughter, I don`t mind. As long as she wasn`t annoying other passengers that is.
  42. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    I`d love to be on that flight when the pilot "accidentally" loses control of the plane and it drops a few feet! OK - I know I`d be hurt too - but SO worth it!
  43. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Link_Hiei
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    3610 Posts Monday, August 23, 2010 7:37:51 PM
    Glad Im not having kids.

    LOL... everyone says that then goes on to have kids :) give it time...

    And LOL at the pic, my kids have used me as a seat many times, on a plane i can fully understand this dad! good on him :) at least his kids arent running around screaming and jumping on everyone else.
  44. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:06 am
    "What happens when you become a father? Not much, you just lose the will to live or care about anything--no big deal."

    Spoken like someone who doesn`t get it.
  45. Profile photo of JonasQuim
    JonasQuim Male 18-29
    115 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:15 am
    Looks well like tony hawk
  46. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:35 am
    The day my Daughter was born was the best day of my life. She`s 6 now and I still love every minute of it.

    Being a Dad (if you`re ready for it) is the best thing that can happen to you.
  47. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Patchouly: Tuesday, August 24, 2010 9:35:02 AM

    Wow, whaddya know, there`re still great people with a heart on earth :`) I can only hope I can get to hear my father say a thing like that.

    Thumbs up good sir.

    Well anyways yeah at least his kids aren`t squealing and running about like rats. His neck may be sore, but he`s being a pretty good dad and bringing up potential great men.
  48. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    aww cute. guy looks so patient :-)
  49. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    Tony Hawk?
  50. Profile photo of DaPoohbuh
    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    This pic is actually kinda cute.
  51. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Hey, if it keeps the kid from screaming while we are flying, then I am for it.
  52. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Humans can fly? Where have I been? O:
  53. Profile photo of mmmmalexande
    mmmmalexande Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    what happens when you become a father? you love another human so much you will let him sit on your head while you read with no concern.
  54. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I always thought guys would like being dads. I mean, it`s a reason to buy new stuff and act like a kid all the time.
  55. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    he`s a chubby boy. that has to hurt his neck...

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