The Major Difference Between Cats And Dogs [Pic]

Submitted by: SadisticFool 7 years ago in Funny

Do cats just want the entire world to hate them?
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Female 547
Cat`s don`t need you bitches. Dogs are needy.
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Male 6,693
Well there you go.
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Female 6
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Male 2,121
If you have the time, get a dog. Otherwise get a cat.
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Female 876
cats are easy to take care. but if you want a "real dog" who`s not a cute little toy who can`t protect you, you have to have a biiiiiggg garden and you should be living there for the next 15 years
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Male 159
Cats are more "low maintenance" than dogs.
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Female 116
spelling fail...how do you "loose" a finger? wait don`t answer that...
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Female 77
My cat wags his tail when he sees an insect. He also plays fetch and places the ball in my hand or on my head if I`m asleep. I could never get my dog to play fetch.
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Female 688
I love cats they are so direct. If they don`t like you they`ll flick their tail or pee on you. Either way you know where they stand. And hey, ten thousand years ago cats were once worshipped as Gods, and they`ve never forgotten that.
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Male 2,841
"I know a few cats who practically orgasm when you pet them."

Where the hell are you "petting" them?
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Female 322
Damn that cats pissed
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Male 17,511
Fojos: Depends, If you have mice or not. The first cat I had woke me up one morning with a *bang* against the lower kitchen cabinet door. Killed that mouse with one fling, Looked real proud of herself too. :-)
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Female 414
lol my cat does this... when it starts flicking its tail around you know its not in a good mood... its not a wag either, its a flick or flail
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Male 5,189
I know a few cats who practically orgasm when you pet them.
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Male 276
My cats love to be pet. They are very friendly, and love to play with each other.
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Female 66
about the whole how many people die because of a cat comment... Cat don`t kill you directly If you fall down the stairs when someone finds you dead on the floor or paralyzed the cat is standing by you purring and nuzzling you, when in reality its the reason you fell down the stairs.
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Female 22
But... My Cats don`t eat the food off my counter, but my stupid dog does >:C Difference: Ones smart enough to ask for food, Ones not.
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Male 300
"If you want an animal that is intelligent, A bit sneaky, And wants you to take care of it (When it wants you too), Get a cat."

Sounds like a freeloader.
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Male 17,511
I wish someone would list my `Tiger` Post... would go so well with this.
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Male 792
The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats as gods...they`ve never forgotten that.
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Male 509
I`m ok with cats but I don`t know any of their psychology like I do with dogs.

If a dog doesn`t want you to stroke it, it walks away. If a cat doesn`t want you to stroke it, it stays exactly where it is and claws you if you try. Makes no sense to me whatsoever.
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Male 17,511
Stormydreams: I have to agree that cats don`t believe you own them. Cats believe that we are there serve them. That is, Until they do something naughty and get a spritz from the water bottle, then they go off and sulk. hehehe
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Male 120
Alice: But I don`t want to go among mad people.
The Cat: Oh, you can`t help that. We`re all mad here. I`m mad. You`re mad.
Alice: How do you know I`m mad?
The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn`t have come here.
Alice: And how do you know that you`re mad?
The Cat: To begin with, a dog`s not mad. You grant that?
Alice: I suppose so,
The Cat: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it`s angry, and wags its tail when it`s pleased. Now I growl when I`m pleased, and wag my tail when I`m angry. Therefore I`m mad.
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Female 160
Cats just know how awesome they are, that`s all. Us humans are terribly lucky they tolerate us so kindly, wouldn`t you say? :9

I love my cats, and one of them at least would sure as hell second this.
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Male 3,915
4 cats and a dog here...i really only like 2 of my cats though...and my dog is awesome....so...yeah...i`m split even...
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Female 463
I love cats, even with there f-you attitudes and terrible spelling :)
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Female 723
Does someone know the link to this comic strip?
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Male 1,834
lame cats
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Male 12,138
gorgack: Yay!
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Male 884
@gorgack2000 you haven`t met my cat. We feed her with a pole.

;)
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Male 2,893
And this is why so many people hate cats.
I however happen to like cats. Just don`t f*ck with them and you`ll be fine.
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Female 3,562
And how many people per year are killed by cats? How many by dogs?
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Male 4,680
Say what you like about dogs, but a German Shepard or labrador is far more likely to scare off a burglar than a tabby cat.

Also 3500th post. Yay?
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Male 699
aww he thinks he can tawk
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Male 815
"is going to loose a finger"....apparently, cats dont know sh*t about grammar either, lol
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Female 235
I`m a dog person but I own three cats. They`re OK. The dog likes them, too, so they can stay!! (KIDDING. I would NEVER get rid of any of my pets)
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Female 477
yeah thats why i hate cats..theyre so stupid doing everything backwards and stuff
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Male 17,511
If you want to take care of a semi-retarded, OCD, Hyper pet, Get a dog.

If you want an animal that is intelligent, A bit sneaky, And wants you to take care of it (When it wants you too), Get a cat.
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Female 494
Very good kitty!
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Female 199
I knew this beforehand

I like cats and dogs but dogs are just generally better
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Female 5,222
lmfao good kitty
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Male 15,510
[quote] "loose" totally ruined it for me. [/quote]

Well you couldnt ask for a cat to fully understand the English grammar
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Male 41,153
All cats are good cats!
But bad dogs should not be allowed.
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Male 469
They`ll loosen your finger?
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Male 4,867
cats are bastards, and thats kinda why i like them.
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Male 203
Does anyone else hear Dennis Leary`s voice when this cat is telling us this?
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Female 674
Dogs wag their tails when they`re excited. This also happens when they want to eat you.

Cats vibrate their tails when they see you.

Point is moot. Cats are awesome. <3
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Male 188
Not all dogs are good dogs, but all cats are pure evil.
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Male 876
"loose" totally ruined it for me.
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Male 212
Cats all the way.
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Male 748
My cat`s weird, she wags her tail when she`s happy. :|
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Male 931
It`s cool; i was never a fan of cats anyway.
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Male 25,416
dogs are awesome!
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Female 347
It`s sad when you have to point out spelling errors instead of just appreciating the humor for the humor. Cats suck.
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Male 976
Opposite of loose: NOT not tight
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Male 556
Damn moosekid. Might as well have told him to go f*ck himself.
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Female 351
I want to punt that cat across the yard!
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Male 75
@moosekid

Damnit you beat me to it.
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Male 75
@andrewmedl.

Good attempt (despite the fact the point had already been made.)
Opposite of loose: tight (NOT "NOT TIGHT")
Opposite of lose: win

Nearly.
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Male 348
"Opposite of loose: not tight
Opposite of lose: win.

I fail to see why so many people make this mistake"

Actually the opposite of loose: tight. Not tight means loose. I fail to see why you made that mistake.
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Male 50
Opposite of loose: not tight
Opposite of lose: win.

I fail to see why so many people make this mistake.
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Male 648
Its all about communication
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Female 2,352
I still love my black cat even if she is a bit of a ass sometimes. X3
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Female 4,376
It`s so cute looking lol
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Male 10,855
FU2 you f--kin pu55y!
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Female 843
Just wanna point out, a dog wagging it`s tail doesn`t always mean it`s happy. Depends on the position of the tail and the speed of the wag.

(I feel like being "that person" today)
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Male 953
"aww the neighborhood cat is all black and super friendly. this is totally not true. "

That`s a basement cat ... he`s just being friendly so he can get close enough to steal your soul.
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Female 251
...Yoshi?

...is that you?


(Yoshi being my little manipulative sod of a black cat, of course.) <3
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Male 301
cats rule
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Male 1,378
Cats can say fawk but I can`t
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Female 404
aww the neighborhood cat is all black and super friendly. this is totally not true.
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Male 411
Salem has developed quite the attitude since Sabrina has been cancelled..lol
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Male 33
loose was supposed to be lose
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Male 316
Cats should be eaten
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Male 41
Link: The Major Difference Between Cats And Dogs [Pic] [Rate Link] - Do cats just want the entire world to hate them?
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