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75 Responses to The Major Difference Between Cats And Dogs [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SadisticFool
    SadisticFool Male 13-17
    41 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Link: The Major Difference Between Cats And Dogs - Do cats just want the entire world to hate them?
  2. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Cats should be eaten
  3. Profile photo of flyerZ
    flyerZ Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    loose was supposed to be lose
  4. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Salem has developed quite the attitude since Sabrina has been cancelled..lol
  5. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    aww the neighborhood cat is all black and super friendly. this is totally not true.
  6. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Cats can say fawk but I can`t
  7. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    cats rule
  8. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    252 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    ...Yoshi?

    ...is that you?


    (Yoshi being my little manipulative sod of a black cat, of course.) <3
  9. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    "aww the neighborhood cat is all black and super friendly. this is totally not true. "

    That`s a basement cat ... he`s just being friendly so he can get close enough to steal your soul.
  10. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Just wanna point out, a dog wagging it`s tail doesn`t always mean it`s happy. Depends on the position of the tail and the speed of the wag.

    (I feel like being "that person" today)
  11. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    FU2 you f--kin pu55y!
  12. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    It`s so cute looking lol
  13. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    I still love my black cat even if she is a bit of a ass sometimes. X3
  14. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Its all about communication
  15. Profile photo of andrewmedl
    andrewmedl Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Opposite of loose: not tight
    Opposite of lose: win.

    I fail to see why so many people make this mistake.
  16. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    "Opposite of loose: not tight
    Opposite of lose: win.

    I fail to see why so many people make this mistake"

    Actually the opposite of loose: tight. Not tight means loose. I fail to see why you made that mistake.
  17. Profile photo of benbowles
    benbowles Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    @andrewmedl.

    Good attempt (despite the fact the point had already been made.)
    Opposite of loose: tight (NOT "NOT TIGHT")
    Opposite of lose: win

    Nearly.
  18. Profile photo of benbowles
    benbowles Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    @moosekid

    Damnit you beat me to it.
  19. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    I want to punt that cat across the yard!
  20. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Damn moosekid. Might as well have told him to go f*ck himself.
  21. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Opposite of loose: NOT not tight
  22. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    It`s sad when you have to point out spelling errors instead of just appreciating the humor for the humor. Cats suck.
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    dogs are awesome!
  24. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    It`s cool; i was never a fan of cats anyway.
  25. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    My cat`s weird, she wags her tail when she`s happy. :|
  26. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Cats all the way.
  27. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    "loose" totally ruined it for me.
  28. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Not all dogs are good dogs, but all cats are pure evil.
  29. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Dogs wag their tails when they`re excited. This also happens when they want to eat you.

    Cats vibrate their tails when they see you.

    Point is moot. Cats are awesome. <3
  30. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Does anyone else hear Dennis Leary`s voice when this cat is telling us this?
  31. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    cats are bastards, and thats kinda why i like them.
  32. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    They`ll loosen your finger?
  33. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    All cats are good cats!
    But bad dogs should not be allowed.
  34. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    "loose" totally ruined it for me.

    Well you couldnt ask for a cat to fully understand the English grammar
  35. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    lmfao good kitty
  36. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    I knew this beforehand

    I like cats and dogs but dogs are just generally better
  37. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Very good kitty!
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    If you want to take care of a semi-retarded, OCD, Hyper pet, Get a dog.

    If you want an animal that is intelligent, A bit sneaky, And wants you to take care of it (When it wants you too), Get a cat.
  39. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    yeah thats why i hate cats..theyre so stupid doing everything backwards and stuff
  40. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    I`m a dog person but I own three cats. They`re OK. The dog likes them, too, so they can stay!! (KIDDING. I would NEVER get rid of any of my pets)
  41. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    "is going to loose a finger"....apparently, cats dont know sh*t about grammar either, lol
  42. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    aww he thinks he can tawk
  43. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Say what you like about dogs, but a German Shepard or labrador is far more likely to scare off a burglar than a tabby cat.

    Also 3500th post. Yay?
  44. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    And how many people per year are killed by cats? How many by dogs?
  45. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    And this is why so many people hate cats.
    I however happen to like cats. Just don`t f*ck with them and you`ll be fine.
  46. Profile photo of An-egg
    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    @gorgack2000 you haven`t met my cat. We feed her with a pole.

    ;)
  47. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    gorgack: Yay!
  48. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    lame cats
  49. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Does someone know the link to this comic strip?
  50. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    I love cats, even with there f-you attitudes and terrible spelling :)
  51. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:06 am
    4 cats and a dog here...i really only like 2 of my cats though...and my dog is awesome....so...yeah...i`m split even...
  52. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Cats just know how awesome they are, that`s all. Us humans are terribly lucky they tolerate us so kindly, wouldn`t you say? :9

    I love my cats, and one of them at least would sure as hell second this.
  53. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:35 am
    Alice: But I don`t want to go among mad people.
    The Cat: Oh, you can`t help that. We`re all mad here. I`m mad. You`re mad.
    Alice: How do you know I`m mad?
    The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn`t have come here.
    Alice: And how do you know that you`re mad?
    The Cat: To begin with, a dog`s not mad. You grant that?
    Alice: I suppose so,
    The Cat: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it`s angry, and wags its tail when it`s pleased. Now I growl when I`m pleased, and wag my tail when I`m angry. Therefore I`m mad.
  54. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:25 am
    Stormydreams: I have to agree that cats don`t believe you own them. Cats believe that we are there serve them. That is, Until they do something naughty and get a spritz from the water bottle, then they go off and sulk. hehehe
  55. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:44 am
    I`m ok with cats but I don`t know any of their psychology like I do with dogs.

    If a dog doesn`t want you to stroke it, it walks away. If a cat doesn`t want you to stroke it, it stays exactly where it is and claws you if you try. Makes no sense to me whatsoever.
  56. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:27 am
    The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats as gods...they`ve never forgotten that.
  57. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:09 am
    I wish someone would list my `Tiger` Post... would go so well with this.
  58. Profile photo of Fojos
    Fojos Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:21 am
    "If you want an animal that is intelligent, A bit sneaky, And wants you to take care of it (When it wants you too), Get a cat."

    Sounds like a freeloader.
  59. Profile photo of Epiccookies
    Epiccookies Female 13-17
    22 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:45 am
    But... My Cats don`t eat the food off my counter, but my stupid dog does >:C Difference: Ones smart enough to ask for food, Ones not.
  60. Profile photo of whitetigeres
    whitetigeres Female 18-29
    66 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:00 am
    about the whole how many people die because of a cat comment... Cat don`t kill you directly If you fall down the stairs when someone finds you dead on the floor or paralyzed the cat is standing by you purring and nuzzling you, when in reality its the reason you fell down the stairs.
  61. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:02 am
    My cats love to be pet. They are very friendly, and love to play with each other.
  62. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:54 am
    lol my cat does this... when it starts flicking its tail around you know its not in a good mood... its not a wag either, its a flick or flail
  63. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Fojos: Depends, If you have mice or not. The first cat I had woke me up one morning with a *bang* against the lower kitchen cabinet door. Killed that mouse with one fling, Looked real proud of herself too. :-)
  64. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Damn that cats pissed
  65. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    "I know a few cats who practically orgasm when you pet them."

    Where the hell are you "petting" them?
  66. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I love cats they are so direct. If they don`t like you they`ll flick their tail or pee on you. Either way you know where they stand. And hey, ten thousand years ago cats were once worshipped as Gods, and they`ve never forgotten that.
  67. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
    77 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    My cat wags his tail when he sees an insect. He also plays fetch and places the ball in my hand or on my head if I`m asleep. I could never get my dog to play fetch.
  68. Profile photo of Aluciel
    Aluciel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    spelling fail...how do you "loose" a finger? wait don`t answer that...
  69. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    Cats are more "low maintenance" than dogs.
  70. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    cats are easy to take care. but if you want a "real dog" who`s not a cute little toy who can`t protect you, you have to have a biiiiiggg garden and you should be living there for the next 15 years
  71. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 10:22 am
    If you have the time, get a dog. Otherwise get a cat.
  72. Profile photo of melingq
    melingq Female 30-39
    6 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
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    http://useetrading.com
  73. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:25 am
    Well there you go.
  74. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Cat`s don`t need you bitches. Dogs are needy.

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