The Eternal God-Fearing Emo Question [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago

Dude, I"d be more worried about what he thinks about that hair.
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Female 39
@xXamwxxXx agreed
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Male 285
"I`d actually be more worried if he cares about that guy being gay." Hahaha!
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Female 364
Tattoo, not tatoo. Stupid billboard! >:(
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Female 125
say WHAAAAAAAAAAT
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Male 648
@akiiruuya

I`m pretty sure he`s got a tattoo himself that says, "I AM THE LORD!!!" on his stomach...kinda like Tupac`s "Thug Life" tattoo....with an AK-47 in the middle of it lol.
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Male 555
I`d actually be more worried if he cares about that guy being gay.
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Male 561
can i be tight with jesus and still shave my balls?
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Female 69
"The answer is no.

"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD." -Leviticus 19:28"

I love how it ends with "I am the LORD!!!!111!1!". I`m pretty sure that the people that are reading the bible already got that from the other thirty thousand references. But let`s add another one just in case they start getting iffy about it.
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Female 199
gettin snazzy fo Jesus
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Male 770
boredfjord:
that was the old covenant, Jesus was to set up a new covenant with two cheif laws:
1:Love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul.
2:Love your neighbor as you love yourself.

And besides. Every image I see of Jesus shows a long haired bearded rocker type dude.
The Very First Miracle? Did he heal the sick? Make the blind see? Make the lame walk?
HAALLES NO!!!! Not My God!

DUDE MADE BOOZE!!!!
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Male 341
No.
He especially doesnt like tight girls.
You all know what im saying
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Male 25,416
rigghhttt!!!!!
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Male 928
The answer is no.

"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD." -Leviticus 19:28
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Male 333
Jeebus loves all! ...except pedos
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Male 915
wut
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Female 31
facepalm
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Male 3,842
What`s a "Tatoo" - do they mean "Tattoo?" Spelling fail.
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Female 3,828
lol @ jellyfish
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Male 1,548
you can have a tattoo, sure, but you can`t be a flaming homosexual.
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Female 9,402
I know a ton of Christians with tattoos.
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Female 5,222
lmao nice catch Davymid.
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Male 550
Sorry there guy. But you cant be gay AND be tight with Jesus. :P
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Male 104
Hey, KMLW, whouldn`t you wanna be tight with a guy who can turn water into wine? i bet jesus would be a chick magnet if he lived today.
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Male 12,138
Tattoo, dammit. FFS, run a spell check before you make it into a f*cking POSTER!
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Female 7
I totally got all my tattoos for nothing if Jesus is still gonna wanna be `tight` with me damn lol
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Male 1,399
But can he remain tight FOR Jesus?
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Male 798
Lol he looks like he wants to "be tight" with jesus. :D
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Female 477
ahahaha
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Male 2,690
Rofl.
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Male 741
Oooo I want a remote-controlled mouse!
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Male 112
yes for the right arm, but eternal suffering for the tribal tat
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Female 66
@ 5Cats - Care to expand on that statement? It`s not enough to find the comments funny, you need to explain why. Otherwise you`re not really adding anything to the conversation.
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Male 27
[email protected] comparing sexual orientation to religion, nobody is this dense.
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Female 4,376
why did i laugh so hard at this...
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Male 6,694
Gotta do something about that bowl cut.
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Male 34
How is that funny, if you raise all children without religion, none will reinvent christianity.
If you raise all children without any reference to homosexuality, 10% will still turn out gay.
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Male 36,407
I find it funny that atheists think that religion is learned, but homosexuality is in-born...
(I`m just paraphrasing several of the comments here, eh?)
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Female 166
lol Really? I think he`d probably be okay with tattoos that weren`t so tacky.

And @Steelgrid: "The really funny thing is, ALL Christians are also Satan worshipers. Try telling a Christian there is no Satan and they will defend him... "

I dunno. You could tell me that water doesn`t exist and I`d defend whatever evidence I have of it being the f_ck there. That doesn`t mean I worship water, that just means we disagree.
Worship:-to render religious reverence and homage to
-to attend services of divine worship.
-to feel an adoring reverence or regard
Personally, I don`t think religion is stupid, but several of the people who embrace it are. On the other hand, you don`t have to be religious to be a moron, either.
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Male 1,596
steelgrid- man hasn`t caused tidal waves; that`s the moon
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Male 5,190
Whatever floats your boat.
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Male 2,220
"So tell me; where do you draw the line between godly earth-shakeage, and ungodly earth-shakeage? What is the maximum amount of kinetic energy our gods allow us to transmit into the ground? "

Anyone fancy a rocking stomp party on the rim of Cumbre Vieja?

Jump - Jump - Jump
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Male 274
"Seriously, why do you people hate religion so much? "

Because all religion is wrong. end of.

soz but its just the way it is.
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Male 2,850
@fattpill

Stoners and those who have "seen the light": you both talk in that same way. Have you noticed that?
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Male 2,850
@Steelgrid.

"Man has caused Earthquakes"

Every single footstep ever taken on the ground by every human being that ever existed caused an earthquake, each and every time; they caused vibrations in the earth.

If I drop a multi-ton steel girder from the top of a crane, it`ll cause vibrations in the earth when it hits the ground; an earthquake.

So tell me; where do you draw the line between godly earth-shakeage, and ungodly earth-shakeage? What is the maximum amount of kinetic energy our gods allow us to transmit into the ground?
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Male 2,850
"Seriously, why do you people hate religion so much?"

I`m a gay man, and almost all of the homophobia I encounter in my life has a religious tinge to it.

When you`re under attack from such constant hatred, you tend not to like nor trust the apparent source.

People can believe whatever craziness they like, and it won`t bother me. But when their beliefs intersect with my life and interfere with it, then I have a problem.

Thankfully, the attacks are pretty infrequent where I`m from.
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Male 2,514
"Seriously, why do you people hate religion so much?"

We don`t "Hate" religion per se. We just find it ridiculous when people lie to themselves for so long that they completely believe their own lies.

There are a few facts that can be said about any religion.
1. Religion is man-made
2. They all contradict each other, and often themselves
3. None of them have supporting evidence to back up their claim of higher beings

Every religious person I have met either believe because they fear the though of no afterlife, or because they fear going to hell. Either way, a religion based on submission isn`t much of a religion if you ask me. If a religion is indeed Divine, it will not need to use fear as it`s primary motivator.
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Female 36
Seriously, why do you people hate religion so much?
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Female 536
Is it just me, or does that head NOT belong on that body?
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Male 3,631
fattpill: Self-love.
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Male 3
@Steelgrid
If you believe any of what your saying, then you sir, are a f*cking dumbass.
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Male 1,793
satan = Steelgrid
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Male 4,793
Makes me happy to see that more and more people are realizing how retarded religion is.
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Male 1,793
@Steelgrid
Thank you for bringing that up.... WoooWeeee at last we are abandoned... at last... no more nutty religous groups killing each other... let`s hope it sticks...
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Male 414
There is nothing like religion to bring out the weirdos
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Male 2,700
Let me just set something str8 since I know many see my posts and are highly offended. I believe each group of people ahd their own gods. What you worshiped, it was there. Jesus was real, his Father was real, they had some hand in dictating the event on early....BUT!!!!!

Now imma piss some of you off.....

I very firmly believe when humans learned to split the atom....To make a destructive force out of the tiniest block of creation. Or when we started to manipulate cells, or make babies in testubes with NO wombs....THIS is when the human race was abandoned by their respective gods. They figure that if we can take so much power into our own hands that they were not needed and moved on to create a NEW image of themselves and do it right this time.

Think we havent done everything....Man has caused Earthquakes, tidal waves, we have spliced genes from something as simple as a flower to our own race. Even made remote control mice...
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Male 2,700
"Jesus saved the human race"

From what exactly? Did he keep demon from coming through the earth? Did he keep angels from raining down on the sky dispencing justice like some kind of N Korean Dictator? Funny how Jesus was supposed to save people but IN THE BIBLE ITSELF Satan, it is written, is responcible for only 8 deaths through that history....God wiped out EVERYTHING save for that on a raft....Even went as far as to rain meteors from the sky and telling those "CHOSEN" that if they look upon the destruction they too will die.

Satan = Democrats
God = Kim Yong Ill
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Male 1,803
Bollox to god, I`m more interested in keeping food on the table these days and surviving the financial credit crunch.
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Male 49
ya know people say jesus saved the human race, but in reality, there was more people in other parts of asia, not to mention north america and europe and Africa. sooooo he saved a village? also why worship god? if he even exists he has his own intentions! as far as we know he could be the teenager for some super family or somepoo, and he went out and bought spore! (cuz we all know will wright really is a god also) but anyways yeah so Jesus is really over hyped, and we dont know what or how people were made. ANYONE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???
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Male 2,440
fattpill, that`s why you`re on my list.

If God hasn`t chosen to reveal his truth to me yet, why in the f*ck pray that he does? God would already know what all would ever happen, so prayer is pointless. It only serves to make you feel better.

Blah blah blah religion is f*cking retarded and Christians with tattoos are as mindf*cked as homosexuals who are too chickensh*t to leave Christianity.
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Female 4
Ha.
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Male 17,512
That guy does not look emo at all.
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Male 255
Tonight I realized that in order for you to Understand God, He has to pick you and show you. We all love and serve God because he picked us for whatever reason I`ll never know. If you do not love and serve God that means he has not picked you and you think this is all bull crap. My realization was the religious leaders of Jesus Day sought to kill him because of the day he Healed a Man Diseased for 38 years. NOT because he did a miricle but because of the day he did it. Even though he called them hippocrites because if they had cattle that fell in a hole they would work on the sabbath to help the cow but because Jesus Healed on the sabbath they sought to kill him. If you think God is not real it is because he has not chosen you. I pray for you daily that he would show you the light until then I wish for you the best and I hope One day you will open your heart to the word of God and not be full of Pride in your own lust. He will show you love like nothing else and you will not doubt.
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Female 250
Did they spell it right?
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Male 3,631
They should talk to this guy.
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Male 230
God fearing people = self censoring and self in prisoning FAIL!
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Male 2,700
Nope, not gone forever...And nope no troll. I think its funny the amount of rules and counter rules imposed by religeons. As I saw in an IAB post once...and I cant quote exactly but, the jist, "We govern your sex lives, just do not ask us about ours." Its a 2 faced organization that was invented in the first place to make people follow rules...Like Sandy Claws.

The really funny thing is, ALL Christians are also Satan worshipers. Try telling a Christian there is no Satan and they will defend him, some to the death to make sure YOU believe there is evil that man is not responcible for.

Or even take 2 countries, both in the same religeous bracket, One country likes to plunder the other is Pious......yet the Pious country loses in war after BOTH ask god for his blessing. "God has a plan for everything" tell that to the raped mom with 3 kids living poor while a Felon wins the lottery twice hmmmmmm.
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Male 36,407
NO! If you want to become a Christian you have to cut off all your tats!
Lolz!
Hey, think what men have to cut off to become a Jew or Muslim!
"If thine hand offends thee, cut it off"
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Male 757
Who comes up with these titles, isn`t "Emo" just little malajusted kids who shouldn`t have tattoos yet??
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Female 3,574
spelling fail, but yes.
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Male 2,893
Yeah....... tight with Jesus...... whatever.
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Male 757
HELL NAW, TATTOOS ARE FOR THE DEVIL!!!! ahem... ya
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Male 28
I guess he`s thinking about that black hole situation.
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Male 776
"KTHXBAI"

if only you meant bye as in "bye im leaving forever"

because we have all heard it time and time again, thats why we post those funny pictures from time to time.
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Male 4,680
@Steelgrid - My troll senses are tingling!
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Male 15,510
[quote] Is anyone else on wehavequestions.com? [/quote]

Yeah, this is all you get:

1. FAQ

At Journey Church, there are no perfect people allowed, and it`s okay
to ask any question.

Our five week F.A.Q. series at Journey has concluded. Our new series called HEROES is beginning August 15th and we would love to have you there! We meet at 10:10 am at Journey Church, located at 21st and Gage. (next to the Groove Shack).

You are welcome to come as you are, and we hope that like many of us, you will find answers to your questions as you walk in the door!

Visit us online at www.journeylive.org
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Male 1,598
Checked out the website, I like this church... They don`t hate anyone. That`s the problem with most "Christians" these days.
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Male 37,888
depends. are they satanic?
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Male 1,882
I`m sure you can find someone named "Jesus" that won`t care that you got a tattoo.
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Male 2,700
I like how DARK AGES rules still apply to modern day. People using God, regardless of religeon, to force rules upon people that THEY deem are right or not right. Frankly if God was gonna keep people out of heaven for little things like this, then everyone is going to hell. ALL of the currentt styles today go against what was preached as right 500 years ago. So does God change the rules or is it a PERSON!!!

Allow me to reference the religeous pardoning off Gallilao recently since the church FINNALY accepted that the world was a sphere. Yet the rules dictated that those who say that back in the day were blashemous and should be put to death.

Yup, Jesus religeons are fun, go start another war against Muslims and Pagans KTHXBAI
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Male 51
Is anyone else on wehavequestions.com?
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Female 1,623
I think Jeebus wouldn`t mind.
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Female 3,598
haha "tight"
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Female 1,963
Pretty sure that Jesus didn`t specifically speak out against tattoos, but I`m pretty sure that God would have some beef with you since he said that whole "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.". Then again, right before that he said "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard." So... you know. Emo haircuts are not cool with God, either.
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Male 2,796
Who is this Jesus in which you speak?
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Male 1,815
Wehavequestions is just a cover for several layers of confusing religious websites.
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Female 2,120
@Angelmassb
Yahoo answers is already plenty retarded on its own.
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Male 240
NO
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Male 315
Jesus doesn`t mind the tattoos, but apparently, he cares about the gay thing.
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Male 232
@Angelmassb, no, Yahoo answers is already the retarded version of Yahoo answers.
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Male 15,510
Is Wehavequestions.com the retarded version of Yahoo answers?
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Male 4,594
I`d be more worried about how you are a flaming homo instead... at least according to the Rev. Fred (Gay-Boy) Phelps.
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Male 66
pshh haha tatoos with a bowl cut lolll
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Male 321
He might very well be in jeopardy with that mop....good point :)
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Female 3,562
NO YOU CAN NOT YOU DISGUST ME YOU FREAKY SINNER
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Male 55
its obvious that drat was not my choice of language... it started with an F, ended with a UCK
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Male 55
hahaha drat the hair, how bout the closet-homo pose and look on his face? LMAO
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Male 3
No, you can`t.

And it`s spelled "tattoo".
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Female 275
Depends on what a `tatoo` is, I guess.
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Female 156
Ah man did they spell tattoos wrong?
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Male 19,854
Link: The Eternal God-Fearing Emo Question [Pic] [Rate Link] - Dude, I`d be more worried about what he thinks about that hair.
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