The Bailer: Boyfriend Does Not Deserve Cute GF

Submitted by: cobrakiller 7 years ago in Sports

Douchebag boyfriend earns the name ""The Bailer"" at Houston Astros game, and uses the oldest excuse in the book.
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Male 928
Clearly worth it.
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Male 90
BIG DEAL! Geez...
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Female 5,222
ouch
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Female 40
What a douche.
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Male 1,016
He will lose the girl but he got a new pair of sunglasses ( so he can hide his tears when he realizes what a girlieman he is!!!!!!)
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Male 6
Why didn`t she move??
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Male 239
Ok here is why he is a douche.

1. Backwards hat, soul patch, general douchery.

2. Acting like he was going to protect her then bailing at the last second to let it hit her.

3. Convincing his girlfriend to sit in those seats on the basis that he would not let her get hit. (you see how that worked)

4. Using the lame excuse "It got caught in the lights"

5. Not being concerned at all.

By the comments I`ve read I can see that chivalry is barely clinging to life.
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Male 107
would you really want that ball after such a memory?
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Female 463
@FrigginMo. Agreed. And LOL.
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Female 282
I don`t....get why....they`re upset with him? WHY is he a chicken for NOT protecting her?! I mean, in a dark alley while being mugged, he should do something. A ball flying at her? SHE BETTER MOVE
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Male 190
Next time I guess he should just bend over for her and take it up the @$$. If anything, maybe he should have tried to catch it, or not come up with a lame excuse, but really he is just responsible for having a moron for a GF who couldnt dodge a ball.
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Male 1,834
it seems he was trying to cach it but pussy out at the end so he just bailed so it caught her off guard. this was funny
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Male 316
What a dick. Catch the drating ball.
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Male 25,416
Wow, like hes gonna protect her!
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Male 266
I just don`t get why people bother calling him a douche. A ball came flying at them. He dodged, like a normally functioning human being, and she sat there, like an idiot. He`s not responsible for her reflexes.
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Female 137
Aww she is adorable. I love her voice and her general hotness.

My boyfriend would have done the same thing. And I love him for it. We would have laughed about it afterwards.
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Male 1,625
A real man wouldve taken the fly ball to the chest. lol.
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Male 418
good looking girls always date douchbags
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Male 1,287
@GothicQueen Aren`t you applying the same assumption to Novis619? He just said she is ten times hotter than you. He didn`t say anything explicitly about physical appearance.
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Male 1,287
@DoomCookie79
I love the Coop artwork...I love Lords of Acid`s love Voodoo-U even more.

@IamBored29
Why can`t a Houstonian wear an Astros t to a home game? The team needs all the support they can get; they suck.
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Female 646
He`d be cute if it wasn`t for that hat. Or if he was at least wearing it the right way. That`s one of the most unattractive things a guy can do, trying to look baller.
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Male 1,106
It`s obvious that he was trying to catch it but just sucked at that. This would have been less lame if he had flat out ducked like a little girl.
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Male 724
The girl is kind of dumb for not moving, but the guy is equally as dumb for making up excuses.
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Female 511
@sheaton319: You sound like a real charmer. I bet you haven`t had too many long-term romantic relationships.
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Female 347
Maybe you can`t blame him for not wanting to catch a 90 mph ball without a glove, but blocking her view until the last second so she can`t see it coming in time to move... for shame, Bo; for shame.
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Male 158
If he DID lose it in the light, then he got way more poo thrown at him than he should`ve.
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Male 155
Wow - how... un-manly.
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Female 1,515
Um yeah, he`s a douche. Mostly cause he was like "Uhn I was GONNA catch it but I lost it in the light"...yep that`s why he was 5 chairs down looking at her :P. At least man up to it, I don`t blame him from jumping out of the way, I blame him for trying to act like he was gonna block her from the ball in the first place.
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Male 1,598
HAHA. That tool got owned.
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Male 559
Hes not a douche. I would do the same. If she is so stupid that she just sits there then she deserved to get hit. Its just too bad that she didn`t get hit right upside her head.
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Female 3
that guy is such a Douche
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Female 4,376
@novis

Who cares? She sounds annoying therefore not to cute to me. I love how you automatically assume I was talking physically. Points to you.
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Male 14,331
I`d give her my balls.
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Female 2,352
Sure the dude seemed pretty douchey (soulpatch) but seriously why didn`t she catch the damn ball or you know move to avoid getting hit.
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Female 251
She`s adorable.
Poor girl told him she was going to get hit!
She`s awesome for going to a game with him and for sitting there!
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Male 472
@LandoGriffin

~Although if you catch it and there is a small child next to you who was trying to catch the ball, give it to him.
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Male 5,164
But real question is why the girl don`t move like every normal people do in situation like that? Why people think the boy must to be hit to protect the stupidity of this girl?
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Male 19
@GothicQueen, she is ten times hotter than you.
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Male 648
@heartX3jess

"He seems like an intelligent young man full of deep thoughts."

Mmm, what gave it away? the lip ring? The sideways hat? The douchey soul patch? Or the fact that he`s an Astros fan?
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Male 180
What a sorry excuse for a male. But she probably went ahead and gave him some sugar later on, so as far as he`s concerned, he`s still in good.
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Male 3,842
At least try to catch the damn ball, and if you didn`t catch it yourself, you MUST give it to a nearby child.

At least I know I could beat him up. Wussy!
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Female 511
memo to this girl: he`s a douche bag and at some point you`ll wish you never met him. This is all the proof you need. A real man would have taken that ball straight in the nuts to protect you.
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Female 1,578
He seems like an intelligent young man full of deep thoughts.
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Male 648
He didnt lose anything in the lights, he watched the ball the whole way down lol. He gets the ball, already has the girl, and they both get their 15 min of fame for doing nothing. Win, Win, Win.
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Male 153
Even IF he lost it in the lights, the first reaction should be to cover his girl. Puss.
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Male 977
i`d tell that bitch to fcuk off at the end, what`s the point of just aggravating the situation, he`s already been embarrassed on the screens.
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Male 2,552
O.O` Unless her personality is shallower than nail polish, I would protect her with my body regardless of whether the ball was heading for her (ergo us) or twenty degrees off. (a)
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Male 880
He`s a pansy and she seemed stupid, a match made in heaven.
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Male 2,506
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO Wow, she thought he was giving her the ball when in fact he was showing her where it was hitting her
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Male 355
RUN!!!
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Male 769
she looks like a caucasian Devon Aoki.
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Male 15,510
Who ever said there are no more gentlement in the world
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Male 2,004
it`s every man for themselves
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Male 612
wow that reported just laid into that kid.
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Female 60
Why didn`t she catch it?
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Male 496
It could be a lot worse. At least he`s not Steve Bartman.
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Male 2,220
Looks like he`s just crap at catching to me.

Meh.

Perfect opportunity for making up afterwards.
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Female 4,376
wow...get over it and she isn`t even that cute.
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Male 350
They both look stupid >_<.

If I was in that situation I`d tell her that if the ball came her way to duck, not that I would catch it.
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Male 89
he was put on the spot real good though lol
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Male 64
Now at least they have ONE ball between the two of them!
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Female 277
Big deal...guy doesn`t want to get hit by a baseball.
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Female 451
she complains a lot.
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Male 1,815
He`s an idiot, and she`s an ugly troll. They deserve each other
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Female 2,695
he`s cute enough to get away with it imo
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Male 39,908
yawn
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Male 3,477
He paid for it. He had to go down on her when they got home. and she is one of those with the strong musk odor that makes most men puke.
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Male 6,693
She is cute. What was he thinking?
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Male 7,830
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