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Date: 08/11/10 09:02 AM

70 Responses to The Bailer: Boyfriend Does Not Deserve Cute GF

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Link: The Bailer: Boyfriend Does Not Deserve Cute GF - Douchebag boyfriend earns the name ``The Bailer`` at Houston Astros game, and uses the oldest excuse in the book.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:06 am
    She is cute. What was he thinking?
  3. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    August 11, 2010 at 9:11 am
    He paid for it. He had to go down on her when they got home. and she is one of those with the strong musk odor that makes most men puke.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36855 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:17 am
    yawn
  5. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:19 am
    he`s cute enough to get away with it imo
  6. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    August 11, 2010 at 9:19 am
    He`s an idiot, and she`s an ugly troll. They deserve each other
  7. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:21 am
    she complains a lot.
  8. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Big deal...guy doesn`t want to get hit by a baseball.
  9. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Now at least they have ONE ball between the two of them!
  10. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 9:47 am
    he was put on the spot real good though lol
  11. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:05 am
    They both look stupid >_<.

    If I was in that situation I`d tell her that if the ball came her way to duck, not that I would catch it.
  12. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:08 am
    wow...get over it and she isn`t even that cute.
  13. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    August 11, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Looks like he`s just crap at catching to me.

    Meh.

    Perfect opportunity for making up afterwards.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:13 am
    It could be a lot worse. At least he`s not Steve Bartman.
  15. Profile photo of DoomCookie79
    DoomCookie79 Female 30-39
    60 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Why didn`t she catch it?
  16. Profile photo of WeePee
    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:19 am
    wow that reported just laid into that kid.
  17. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:19 am
    it`s every man for themselves
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Who ever said there are no more gentlement in the world
  19. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:28 am
    she looks like a caucasian Devon Aoki.
  20. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:33 am
    RUN!!!
  21. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:43 am
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO Wow, she thought he was giving her the ball when in fact he was showing her where it was hitting her
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:56 am
    He`s a pansy and she seemed stupid, a match made in heaven.
  23. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:00 am
    O.O` Unless her personality is shallower than nail polish, I would protect her with my body regardless of whether the ball was heading for her (ergo us) or twenty degrees off. (a)
  24. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:17 am
    i`d tell that bitch to fcuk off at the end, what`s the point of just aggravating the situation, he`s already been embarrassed on the screens.
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:22 am
    She likes getting hit with balls.
  26. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Even IF he lost it in the lights, the first reaction should be to cover his girl. Puss.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:52 am
    He didnt lose anything in the lights, he watched the ball the whole way down lol. He gets the ball, already has the girl, and they both get their 15 min of fame for doing nothing. Win, Win, Win.
  28. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:59 am
    He seems like an intelligent young man full of deep thoughts.
  29. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    memo to this girl: he`s a douche bag and at some point you`ll wish you never met him. This is all the proof you need. A real man would have taken that ball straight in the nuts to protect you.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    At least try to catch the damn ball, and if you didn`t catch it yourself, you MUST give it to a nearby child.

    At least I know I could beat him up. Wussy!
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    What a sorry excuse for a male. But she probably went ahead and gave him some sugar later on, so as far as he`s concerned, he`s still in good.
  32. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    @heartX3jess

    "He seems like an intelligent young man full of deep thoughts."

    Mmm, what gave it away? the lip ring? The sideways hat? The douchey soul patch? Or the fact that he`s an Astros fan?
  33. Profile photo of Novis619
    Novis619 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    @GothicQueen, she is ten times hotter than you.
  34. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    But real question is why the girl don`t move like every normal people do in situation like that? Why people think the boy must to be hit to protect the stupidity of this girl?
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    @LandoGriffin

    ~Although if you catch it and there is a small child next to you who was trying to catch the ball, give it to him.
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    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    She`s adorable.
    Poor girl told him she was going to get hit!
    She`s awesome for going to a game with him and for sitting there!
  37. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Sure the dude seemed pretty douchey (soulpatch) but seriously why didn`t she catch the damn ball or you know move to avoid getting hit.
  38. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    I`d give her my balls.
  39. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    @novis

    Who cares? She sounds annoying therefore not to cute to me. I love how you automatically assume I was talking physically. Points to you.
  40. Profile photo of katgall3527
    katgall3527 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    that guy is such a Douche
  41. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Hes not a douche. I would do the same. If she is so stupid that she just sits there then she deserved to get hit. Its just too bad that she didn`t get hit right upside her head.
  42. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    HAHA. That tool got owned.
  43. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Um yeah, he`s a douche. Mostly cause he was like "Uhn I was GONNA catch it but I lost it in the light"...yep that`s why he was 5 chairs down looking at her :P. At least man up to it, I don`t blame him from jumping out of the way, I blame him for trying to act like he was gonna block her from the ball in the first place.
  44. Profile photo of WizardofCOR
    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Wow - how... un-manly.
  45. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    If he DID lose it in the light, then he got way more poo thrown at him than he should`ve.
  46. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Maybe you can`t blame him for not wanting to catch a 90 mph ball without a glove, but blocking her view until the last second so she can`t see it coming in time to move... for shame, Bo; for shame.
  47. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    @sheaton319: You sound like a real charmer. I bet you haven`t had too many long-term romantic relationships.
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    The girl is kind of dumb for not moving, but the guy is equally as dumb for making up excuses.
  49. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    It`s obvious that he was trying to catch it but just sucked at that. This would have been less lame if he had flat out ducked like a little girl.
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    He`d be cute if it wasn`t for that hat. Or if he was at least wearing it the right way. That`s one of the most unattractive things a guy can do, trying to look baller.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    @DoomCookie79
    I love the Coop artwork...I love Lords of Acid`s love Voodoo-U even more.

    @IamBored29
    Why can`t a Houstonian wear an Astros t to a home game? The team needs all the support they can get; they suck.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    @GothicQueen Aren`t you applying the same assumption to Novis619? He just said she is ten times hotter than you. He didn`t say anything explicitly about physical appearance.
  53. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    good looking girls always date douchbags
  54. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    A real man wouldve taken the fly ball to the chest. lol.
  55. Profile photo of zombiebish
    zombiebish Female 18-29
    137 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Aww she is adorable. I love her voice and her general hotness.

    My boyfriend would have done the same thing. And I love him for it. We would have laughed about it afterwards.
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    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    I just don`t get why people bother calling him a douche. A ball came flying at them. He dodged, like a normally functioning human being, and she sat there, like an idiot. He`s not responsible for her reflexes.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    Wow, like hes gonna protect her!
  58. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    What a dick. Catch the drating ball.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    August 11, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    it seems he was trying to cach it but pussy out at the end so he just bailed so it caught her off guard. this was funny
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    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    Next time I guess he should just bend over for her and take it up the @$$. If anything, maybe he should have tried to catch it, or not come up with a lame excuse, but really he is just responsible for having a moron for a GF who couldnt dodge a ball.
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    I don`t....get why....they`re upset with him? WHY is he a chicken for NOT protecting her?! I mean, in a dark alley while being mugged, he should do something. A ball flying at her? SHE BETTER MOVE
  62. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    @FrigginMo. Agreed. And LOL.
  63. Profile photo of Byrdman1525
    Byrdman1525 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:38 am
    would you really want that ball after such a memory?
  64. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:52 am
    Ok here is why he is a douche.

    1. Backwards hat, soul patch, general douchery.

    2. Acting like he was going to protect her then bailing at the last second to let it hit her.

    3. Convincing his girlfriend to sit in those seats on the basis that he would not let her get hit. (you see how that worked)

    4. Using the lame excuse "It got caught in the lights"

    5. Not being concerned at all.

    By the comments I`ve read I can see that chivalry is barely clinging to life.
  65. Profile photo of Slack3r
    Slack3r Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:16 am
    Why didn`t she move??
  66. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:34 am
    He will lose the girl but he got a new pair of sunglasses ( so he can hide his tears when he realizes what a girlieman he is!!!!!!)
  67. Profile photo of AnnaOmega
    AnnaOmega Female 13-17
    40 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:38 am
    What a douche.
  68. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    ouch
  69. Profile photo of nokirarr
    nokirarr Male 13-17
    90 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    BIG DEAL! Geez...
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    August 12, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Clearly worth it.

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