That`s Why You Are Getting Heart Attacks America

Submitted by: Sakamura 7 years ago in Entertainment

Paula wants to make sure you are not only fat, but you are getting a heart attack at this point.
There are 168 comments:
Male 43
My heart is slowing just watching this.
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Male 815
man, i want some cheesecake!!! just the regular thing...not fried.
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Female 105
Actually one thats popular in the south is a chocolate-dipped cheesecake on a stick.

That and sum gewd ole` gater tail! :P
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Female 38
Paula is trying to take over the world with Glycerol and Fatty acid, slowly but surely...
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Female 203
Vegetable? YOU WON`T EVEN EAT THAT BIT!
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Male 83
Really? Fried cheesecake with chocolate AND powdered sugar? and cream? The vegetable doesn`t help at all
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Female 93
im 15 and i watched my best friend die beacuse she thought she was fat even when u could see her damn ribs
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Female 1,297
That looked amazing till she poured all that chocolate and strawberry sauce and slapped a great dollop of cream on it.
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Female 56
I`ll admit it, it looks delicious. Would I eat it? Probably. I can`t say I`d eat it more than once in a great blue moon. Paula Deen shows how to make fatty food...but she doesn`t make people eat it. Hey, I`d do it too if I could make lots of money off of just showing people how to make something!
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Male 907
This video is great for pointing out all the IABers who react exactly how they believe they are `supposed to` react B-|
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Female 3,574
eh you can eat pretty much anything like that in moderation. The trick is not to eat it twice a day.
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Female 282
O.O WHHHAAAAATTTTT. that is so nastayyyy looking. I mean....just....okay, I have a confession to make...I`m American. I HATE fried food. There. I said it. I hope America doesn`t reject me now...but it`s so icky!!!
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Female 93
i kisy think they should no that in america thousands of people have stomach problems and thank you
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Male 716
@mcmad_0021

You f.ucking troll
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Female 149
I`ve seen fried cheesecake already, good stuff.
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Female 123
Damn dude. It takes balls and iron arteries to eat something like that.
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Female 93
f.ucking stop with fat american jokes but since you wont i wil make jokes of other countries...all the people in britian have buck teeth....people in poland are stupid......swedens are are all faggots....HOW DO OU F.UCKING LIKE IAB THIS IS A STUPID F.UCKING SITE ALL IT IS IS FAT AMERICAN JOKES AND STUPID GLITCHY PHYSICS GAMES AND OH REALLY STUPID REPOST I HATE IAB THIS WAS IT I AM NEVER COMING ON THIS SITE AGAIN!
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Female 237
That looks gross. :S
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Female 307
I would love to see Paula dressed and acting like a gangsta.
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Male 599
all this from the country that invented the pound cake.
A pound of flour.
A pound of sugar.
A pound of butter.
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Male 6,693
This woman will fry anything.
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Male 716
This is so good y`all, I dunno how to top this fried cheesecake y`all. Chamone motherfu*ka!! Owwwwwww!!
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Female 1,070
Oh.

My.

God.

That is... I love my desserts and sweets and everything but holy crap o_o
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Male 178
no no no no no NO!
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Male 17,511
Armauld: Yeah right, "It just happened".

Then please explain, This is 3rd time you`ve spammed the same comment below ?
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Female 582
Oh, looks so good!

Part of a good diet is rewarding yourself sometimes. I`ll have to keep this bad boy in mind. Though, you could only get through half of it. It would be so rich.
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Female 98
Okay I ate these and deep fried oreos and snickers bars at the calgary stampede this year. IT WAS AWESOME. I was sick for 4 days after. Totally worth it.
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Female 525
I`d eat it. Like, half of one. Then I`d be happy and satisfied :D
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Female 48
Actually probably about the same amount of calories as a regular sized piece of cheese cake.
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Male 7
wow im surprised she isnt bigger...
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Male 4,593
Paula is a goddam arrogant life-support system for a cu#t.
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Female 107
Paula Deen is doing a horrible thing. I know she isn`t exactly slim, but she couldn`t be eating her own recipes on a regular basis or she`d be a whole lot fatter.
She`s feeding into an addiction. It`s like a tv show about how much people love smoking. It makes smokers want to smoke more and quitters want to start again.
People who might normally eat a bag of cheetos every night (which is bad enough) now will be deep frying them and dipping them in butter.
She knows what she is doing and she`s doing it for money.
I believe in personal responsibility, but preying on human weakness is pretty sad.
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Male 353
i love food and i love unhealthy foods too, but damn this is overkill.
"this product has been certified by Paula to give you diabetes"
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Male 3,745
i could never eat that...its too much sugar your teeth would melt in your mouth
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Male 418
oh sit on it everybody. just frickin eat it
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Male 648
Paula is always making super un-healthy, great tasting food.
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Male 70
Wow I`d never eat that too much grease not to mention cheese cake is bad for you just by itself sprinkle some chocolate some nice starchy egg roll wraps deep fry it. your arteries wont last through many of these but what really gets me is how upset does your stomach get after eating this crap and why would you do that to yourself over and over
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Female 1,306
It`s disgustingly unhealthy and calorie-filled, but HELL. That would be good.
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Female 2,220
Thing is, I wouldn`t even WANT to eat that... I just would...
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Female 170
overkill
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Male 159
y`all.... hahaha.... she loves it y`all
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Female 112
God damn. "a little vegtable" oh, that explains it. shes from texas yall.
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Male 328
I have so many conflicting feelings about this video.
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Male 2,552
Holy craptoaster! I don`t like cheesecake, but it would be interesting to try something ridiculous like that just once. o.O
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Female 107
CrakrJak: I didn`t repost it on purpose. I don`t know how that happened, some kind of glitch. *Shrug*
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Male 16
Okay, I was joking when I said she was going to make it worse by adding powdered sugar. I was right, unfortunately.
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Male 914
disgustipating
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Male 137
I`m getting a heart attack just watching this.
Thank jeebus I`m a vegan
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Male 34
i have a mega sweet tooth but this is beyond ridiculous....but....i know i`m gonna want this pretty soon.... :(
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Female 843
Wow, that was horrible. I would definitely eat it, though, if it were something other than cheesecake. I`m allergic to cheesecake (that`s the easier explanation)
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Male 333
I`m so hungry, this is like porn to me right now
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Male 2,436
I`m not even going to watch this. I can`t stand the sound of her voice.
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Female 525
several weeks ago on leno, i`ve seen that suicidal maniac lady doing a shot of PURE BUTTER!
that`s disgusting.


and yet, i`d still eat that cheesecake.. :(
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Male 383
@Minitimm: Aside from the rather generalised statement, there are numerous things in any area of Europe that I`d likely not enjoy.Nonetheless, I see a distinction between something I dislike because it`s not my kind of thing flavour wise, and something I dislike because it`s a grease-laden monstrosity.
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Female 512
Since when was a mint leaf classed as a vegetable?!

I think just *looking* at this made me put on 5kg. That is one seriously disgusting pile of deep fried fat...
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Male 17,511
Armauld: Didn`t you just post the same exact comment 1 page ago ?
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Male 101
Thank You Baalthazaq for throwing some Logic in there ;)
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Male 153
When people equate "good food" to "10000 kcal + tonnes of oil and cream and sugar", it`s just plain sad.
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Male 527
Okay, let`s face the facts here. This woman starts off over 70% of her recipes with one pound of butter. What made you think she WASN`T going to do something to the world`s most fattening food to make it even more so?
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Female 209
Ug. I love southern cooking...But thats just gross.
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Male 4,546
Oh, and to the people asking things like "if you eat this but lead an active lifestyle, will you be ok".

The short answer is no.

If you work out like Michael Jai White (4 hours a day), then you can deal with the calories no problem.

Notice the diet is still controlled. It`s not just cheesecakes. Quality is important, not just quantity. Video.

Per day:
3 Gallons of water. Diet is 70% protien, salt free, sugar free, taste free. Probably looking at 3000 to 3500 calories.

Now, do you work out 4 hours a day? Then I doubt your body can afford the 1000 calorie intake this cheesecake is giving you. (An average slice is 600, I`m guessing this is about 400 more).
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Male 4,546
1) STOP ADDING THINGS YOU CRAZY LADY!!

2) I WANT!
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Male 985
vege makes it healthy
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Male 767
put some bacon bits on top to make it better!!!!
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Male 1,557
She kept adding worse stuff, lol. I was expecting her to spray it with butter and rub it in lard.
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Male 82
@ChrisMunich...Don`t get me started on European foods. You guys are just nasty over there.
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Male 10
Omg, I want, I want...
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Female 2,289
this doesn`t compare to the sh*t that I have to endure when I go to visit my mothers side of the family in west virginia.

I seriously get no say. they hand me two plates full of food that`s drenched in grease. They get very offended if I try to decline.

THAT is the f*cking south for ya.
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Female 2,289
Why can`t people understand that food is just so damn good?
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Male 383
As long as we don`t get that rubbish over here I`m not bothered, let them eat themselves to death, at least it`s entertainment for us.
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Male 22
Whoaa. I`m getting arteriosclerosis just watching this.
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Male 429
I eat macdonalds and A&W everyday, but looking at this made me almost puke. Theres only so much I can take X_X
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Male 17,511
Armauld & Others: People do not eat like this everyday, Not even in the south. Paula was making a treat not a main dish.

The problem is there are elitists that believe they know better than the `masses` and want control over them. With the attitude of, "We know what`s best for them, They can`t be trusted to make the right choices", They push their agendas against the will of the public without even a popular vote.

They`ve dug their claws into our cars, Our health care, Our schools, And more. Now they are after food, How much more will we take ?
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Male 2,384
i was like deep fry, ok, then powdered sugar i was like wow, chocolate syrup, this is why america is fat
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Male 151
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! Question: If you eat this sort of stuff often but have a very active lifestyle, e.g., run 5 miles everyday, workout to stay toned, and participate in recreational sports often, should you still be worried about health issues?
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Male 812
This really makes it SEEM like fat people are junkies injecting cholesterol into their veins..
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Female 76
"It`s all about Giada!"
You couldn`t have said it any better...
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Female 463
I love that she added a `vegetable` to the top. I was waiting for her to say `to make it a tiny bit healthy` or something lol But seriously. I would SO try this. Just once, bcz it looks delicious and artery clogging :)
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Male 1,646
That`s just how we are in the south... We don`t give two sh/its if people say it`s bad for you. Good food is good for the soul.
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Male 198
Paula, you`re putting too much work into it. Poke a stick into it, batter it, than fry it.
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Male 1,646
I know its probably like 6000 calories, but I am absolutely saving this video and making this at work tomorrow.
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Male 1,164
I was secretly hoping when she took a bite out of it, after that massive CRUNCH and the pause, she would go, "...this is f***ing GROSS! -gag-"
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Male 224
ok, ok...I think we get it. America is fat, but poo we`ve won two world wars and we police the world promoting democracy and freedom. We deserve to treat ourselves so that our hypocrisy doesn`t hit home.
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Male 2,893
Out of all the websites that I go to, IAB you have to make fun of Americans for how fat some of them are?
jk
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Male 286
All i have to say is i really really hate her accent/voice.
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Male 1,834
gimme gimme gimme
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Male 602
I`m sorry hon, if the rich exploiting someone`s weakness bothers you, it must be hard to sleep at night living in this world today.
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Male 234
Armauld that is a incorrect statement. People can eat Paula`s food with no problem and not gain weight. The problem does not come into the type of food people eat, the real problem is the AMOUNT they eat. People refer to fried food as being so unhealthy because its fried in that oil. Truth be told, and there are a ton of studies to back this up. Frying food in oil has LITTLE effect on its over all health factor. If people learned how to control their portions they can eat anything they damn well please. Is it considered healthy to do that? No, but it won`t make you fat to eat a slice of cake every day. Just make sure you don`t eat a whole damn cake every day. THAT`S the difference.
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Female 107
T-Marley: I never said her show alone was making people fat and that it wasn`t their fault for getting fat. I believe that everyone is responsible for taking care of themselves.
I didn`t even say her show should be taken off the air.
Personally, it bothers me when someone gets rich off of exploiting other people`s weakness. That`s all.
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Female 470
You seem to think fat people are like junkies directly injecting cholesterol into their veins.
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This reminds me of my grandparents who seem to think that just because I`m overweight that means I`ll eat anything and everything they put in front of me. They just think "Oh, she`s fat, so she`s hungry and eats ALL THE TIME!". They`re dumbfounded when I tell them I`m not hungry, and moreso when I turn down a piece of cake/junk food in general. Just because I`m fat doesn`t make me a human vacuum.

But as for the video: I was ALSO appalled at this. I mean cheesecake is a diabetic coma in itself, so let`s turn that into a diabetic DEATH. Seriously, Paula, calm the eff down.
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Female 107
Crakrjak: Whoa, take a deep breath.
I am not a food nazi (or any other kind of nazi).
I think there`s a happy medium where we can eat a bowl of cheetos or treat of choice and still overall eat nutritiously and enjoy some activity in our lives.
But seriously? The only other show I`ve seen that even comes near Paula Deen was the Two Fat Ladies and at least one of them is dead. They also looked like they ate their own cooking, so it was obvious what the consequences were.
There are people out there that are addicted to eating. Some people watch her show for the shock value but I`m sure that at least some follow her recipes.
If you eat what you see on Paula Deen on a regular basis you will gain weight, probably a lot of weight and maybe it will kill you, maybe it won`t but it`s going to decrease your quality of life.
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Male 602
I love Paula. "On top of this butter yall, I have a special butter sauce."

But instead of chocolate, use Nutella, and nix the sauce at the end. Save the powdered sugar to use as a counterbalance to the saltiness of the hazelnut.

That`s how I`d do it anyways. And all you crybabies about her making people fat...stop shifting responsibility to others. I`m 150lbs and 5`9" and I watch these shows all the time. Get off your ass and walk, and eat super awesome food like this in moderation.

A lot of the food network chefs have lost weight recently, including Paula Dean, Alton Brown, among others. There has also been a change of focus to fresh and "glocal" products, to keep up with the current bursting trend of farmers markets.
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Female 10
That looked DELICIOUS. And I`m skinny. :)
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Male 44
At least it has that "vegetable" on it...
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Male 586
a garnish of mint or whatever that is does NOT count as a little vegetable.
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Male 17,511
Armauld: Crypse! Your likening Paula to a serial killer. Get a grip, I don`t see people up in arms about the characters in the TV show `Mad Men` smoking. People are not going to run out, In mass, And start deep frying cheetos. You seem to think fat people are like junkies directly injecting cholesterol into their veins.

There is a term for people like you `Food Nazi`.
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Male 542
Kinda cringed. Look up her fried butter balls, they`re on the foodnetwork site.
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Female 58
Im from the south. Actually im from what used to be the fattest city in America. I can say honestly that I dont know anyone who eats like this. And I would say it was fast food, and not paula deen, that was making america fat. But even my sweet tooth is cringing a little.
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Female 107
Paula Deen is doing a horrible thing. I know she isn`t exactly slim, but she couldn`t be eating her own recipes on a regular basis or she`d be a whole lot fatter.
She`s feeding into an addiction. It`s like a tv show about how much people love smoking. It makes smokers want to smoke more and quitters want to start again.
People who might normally eat a bag of cheetos every night (which is bad enough) now will be deep frying them and dipping them in butter.
She knows what she is doing and she`s doing it for money.
I believe in personal responsibility, but preying on human weakness is pretty sad.
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Female 803
I`ll agree that a majority of people in the US are at the very least a little overweight, including myself, but there`s nothing like going to the south and seeing how much better I eat than they do. Seriously, everything is full fat and fried. Not that a little slice of that cheesecake would be horrible, but everyone`s idea of the right portion is super twisted.
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Male 17,511
Paula is a great cook. Never trust a skinny cook.
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Female 59
Wait! She didn`t put enough powdered sugar on it!!
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Male 86
That knife is for cutting vegetables and fish, not tasty agents of death, you drating tard!
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Female 418
LOL @ 2:45 PAULA TURNS CROSSEYED
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Female 75
WHAT THE DRAT IS THE POINT OF THE VEGETABLE?
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Male 770
the only thing wrong in my eyes is I dont like cheesecake.
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Female 9
At least she gets her servings of fruits and vegetables from the strawberry syrup and mint leaves!
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Female 247
O...M...G... I want to make that right now!!!
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Female 448
Paula Dean could make a salad that would require a stick of butta.
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Female 798
Ok, the cheesecake was good, adding the chocolate was good, frying was ok, but it was totally overkill with the powdered sugar, chocolate syrup, and strawberry syrup! That`s why I never make anything off of her show, she always ruins it somehow either with too much butter, mayonnaise, or too much sugar. It`s all about Giada!
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Female 50
Makes me proud to be an American!! I hate to perpetuate the stereotype but, daaaamn, that looks good!
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Male 236
Paula Dean is my lover.
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Female 407
okay. that looks amazing. dont kid yourself.
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Female 682
I love you Paula Dean......I love you....*has a heart attack form looking at fried cheesecake* please...cater at my funeral....*dies*
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Female 132
I am simultaneously appalled and hungry for cheesecake....
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Male 2,049
i wanna put her head in that fryer, yall.
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Female 614
i`m glad she got hit in the face with a ham. i hate her for making me want to eat crap.


on an only slightly related note, she makes me ashamed to have a southern accent.
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Male 3,331
"wow. i dont know her but it almost looks like a parody of a show. I mean seriously, she went from unhealthy to weapon of mass destruction."

That`s Paula. She uses a stick of butter in almost everything. This is the first time I can remember her not using it.

She`s a very successful restaurateur from the South Eastern part of the US, and a celeb on our Food Network.
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Female 25
Holy Ballzzz! I am totally making this!
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Male 113
hahaha
before i cut this bad boy up, gotta run it through some powdered sugar
just in case it dont give u diabetes enough
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Male 107
wow. i dont know her but it almost looks like a parody of a show. I mean seriously, she went from unhealthy to weapon of mass destruction.
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Male 48
cheesecake and chocolate wrapped in dough and fried then garnished with powdered sugar, chocolate syrup, strawberry syrup, MORE powdered sugar, whipped cream and a leaf. yeah, that`s totally healthy....
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Female 24
Fried cheesecake... ok stop now... powdered sugar... no really stop.. chocolate glaze.. STOP... strawberry glaze... NO.... bit of cream.. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? bit more powdered sugar..
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Male 25,416
nom nom nom!
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Male 142
looks delicious. nom nom nom
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Female 230
I threw up a little
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Male 1,596
fried cheesecake, you serious you crazy bitch?
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Male 39,908
I want to marry her! But I`m disapointed she didn`t garnish it with butter.

deep fried cheesecake! num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num
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Female 515
IAB; boo to you for always bashing Americans.
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Female 965
Deep-fried Mars Bars are better.
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Female 536
I would try it once just for kicks, but DAMN...it`s so unecessary!
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Female 136
Not to worry. It has vegetable on it.
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Male 1,222
Didnt like the part of the vegetable
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Female 126
She always does gross stuff like that, burger and butter, fried chips (lays and cheetos withnacho cheese.
She never seems to eat what she makes, if she did she wouldnt be alive... or if she was, she would be 400 pounds
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Female 1,604
The stuff she makes is so fattening, but it is like comfort food I guess. Things that are great for a treat now and then. I am surprised she hasn`t had a heart attack by now.
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Male 748
Normally I`m not too bothered about all these "these is why you`re fat" posts, but this one is truly revolting. Each time she adds a step I think that it can`t get any worse, but it does. D:
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Male 153
I hate her face
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Male 225
and this is why I don`t visit the south...
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Female 956
She also made a hamburger with one stick of butter in it. ONE STICK OF BUTTER IN A FREAKING HAMBURGER, WHAT

THE

F*ING

F***!

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Female 3,726
I guess this is dessert after the 50 nugget meal?

*facepalm*
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Male 621
I`m hungry
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Male 5,164
Omg all this without 5 spoons of wales fat is senseless.
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Male 201
Christ.
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Female 533
ever since she took a shot of butter I`ve lost so much respect...
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Female 257
I`m pretty sure Paula is trying to kill America, one recipe at a time.
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Female 388
I thought it wasn`t horrible, until she drating covered it in a pound of spowdered sugar, drizled it with a pound of chocolate, and then put a pound of cream on it.
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Male 4,807
FUUUU does THAT LOOK AWESOME! I want one right now... the cheesecake looked good too.
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Male 1,378
yay affording food
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Male 71
"I`d much rather be fat and satisfied than skinny and starving."

I`d rather be healthy and fit, instead of fat with heart problems and a higher risk of heart attacks.

Whatever floats your boat man.
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Male 1,196
I love paula because she always fries everything and/or loads it up with a lot of butter
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Male 2,402
Freak yeah it oh looks so yummy!
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Male 57
I`ll admit, i`m a big guy, and i love my food, but i have seen her do a few things like this, and all that comes to mind is: why!? It doesn`t appeal to me at all. Give me meat and potatoes, and im a happy fatty. Screw the sweets!
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Male 491
Is their anything Paula won`t deep fry and put in her mouth
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Male 795
I`d much rather be fat and satisfied than skinny and starving.
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Female 1,006
This isn`t fair. Paula Deen is trying to kill us.
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Male 12
Her face at 2:44 tells me that she`s the new jesus.
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Female 1,427
"She makes all sorts of ridiculously fattening crap."

And she calls it "comfort food." O.o;;
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Female 1,427
You know, she`s only taking a bite or two from everything she makes.

Other people following her recipes, in the meantime, are eating 5-6 servings of these things at a time.
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Male 321
if she was 30 years younger this would be a turn on, cus dank ass food is the poo.
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Male 2,004
she is ruining a perfect cheesecake, i hate her!
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Male 1,540
Why do I... Want this so bad?
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Male 118
It`s not bad to indulge once in a while...
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Male 118
Can you be happy while having a heart attack?
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Male 1,598
She makes all sorts of ridiculously fattening crap.
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Female 394
I love cheesecake... but I never thought I`d see it rendered inedible. :( ewww
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Male 318
she is my hero
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Male 132
I`m amazed she hasn`t suffered a massive heart attack or have a cholestorol level that`s off the charts
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Male 237
Link: That`s Why You Are Getting Heart Attacks America [Rate Link] - Paula wants to make sure you are not only fat, but you are getting a heart attack at this point.
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