Tell Mom How Great She Is w/These Gift Ideas [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Then tell her to get off her lazy ass and fix you another turkey pot pie.
There are 34 comments:
Female 324
LOL I want to watch Dexter`s lab now, too youtube AWAY WHOOSH!
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Male 168
Dude, Dexter`s Lab. Ahhh, nostalgia. And what`s up with all these "feelings" lately?!)-|
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Male 363
Nidonemo lost man points for his posts.
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Male 9,306
Now, now, let`s all be fair here. When your boyfriend gives you these as a gag gift, you should give him a choice.

Sleep in the yard, the car, or the garage.
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Male 258
Dexter`s Lab flash back
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Male 5,094




"They`re perfect!"
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Male 37,888
He didn`t mean that kind of sandwich... he meant a "sandwich" ..... you know ..... the other kind.

guess he has a glove fetish
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Male 68
Keep your panties on paddyt07
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Male 1,067
@DarkFerret,
That is possibly the worst attempt at a sexist joke I have ever seen. EVER. Nobody wears gloves to make sandwiches. NOBODY.
If you were even gonna attempt that, you should have gone in the direction of the gloves being perfect for doing the washing up after you finish the sandwich she made you. Even still.
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Male 1,815
"You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness"

I never really understood that saying. Surely there are more godly things one can do rather than being clean
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Male 2,748
haha, perfect sammich makin gloves
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Male 2,796
"You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness"

Whoever says this, I shall murder. Go ahead and say it... I dare you. :P
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Male 342
Kiesi

Keep in mind where she is from (Ierie).

Things are done differently in S. America than out in the midwest. Could be cultural differences which you have just tried to stomp all over. Things are done differently out there, washing clothes by hand is a beezie and I would be thrilled to have a washing machine.

Doesn`t hurt to know who it is you`re conversing with so you don`t look like a fool.
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Female 1,623
You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness
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Female 113
@xKiesix

Maybe your mom just has high standards. I know plenty of moms(including my own) that are pretty drating happy with a mixer. I`d rather have that type of mom instead of a high maintenance bitch with no concern for the economy`s effect on her children.
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Female 533
It`s funny cause I was never raised to believe that the woman does all the housework and cooking. I think that those things should be split equally between both partners and luckily my boyfriend is like that
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Female 448
@Ierie
...who are you trying to f*ck with? Get your mom something she actually WANTS. If they want appliances, then whatever. For the most part, my mom wants me to do things such as convert her old movies into DVDs, take her out to dinner, and 1 really expensive gift. This year, she`s pitching for a car. If I show up with a toaster, I think she`ll be mad.
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Female 34
Seriously. I`d beat my boyfriend a**. Besides, he`s the one that does all the cooking and cleaning.
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Male 2,796
What do you say when your wife gets hit by a car?

"How did that car get in the kitchen??"
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Female 1,264
Trust me, moms like to receive appliances and stuff like that because it makes their lives easier. Try to hand wash your clothes and you`ll love whoever gives you a washing machine.

But hey, these? They are hideous.
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Female 798
Some women might like these...that that clown car-vagina lady from that 19 Kids and Counting show. I bet she takes pride in being a domestic goddess.
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Male 4,680
Christmas shopping... DONE!
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Female 3,828
lol so weird
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Male 2,441
My gf would beat my ass
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Female 843
Wow, I read "tell mom how great he/she is"
Weird.
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Female 535
Aww, and here I was looking for some nice gloves for dad. You discriminate against men!!
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Male 353
... and the one further to the left, Perfect Proctologist
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Male 342
Now I no longer need to figure out what I need to give her. Thank you I-A-B!
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Male 25,416
awesome!
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Male 2,549
Thank you to whichever Canadian saw these at Dollarama a little while ago and thought, WTF?

I no longer feel alone in the world.
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Male 15,510
Perfect for Mothers Day and/or her Birthday!
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Male 1,625
Chicks dig cleaning stuff as gifts, right? =P
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Male 32
I approve.
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Male 19,840
Link: Tell Mom How Great She Is w/These Gift Ideas [Pic] [Rate Link] - Then tell her to get off her lazy ass and fix you another turkey pot pie.
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