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Date: 08/30/10 03:03 PM

34 Responses to Tell Mom How Great She Is w/These Gift Ideas [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Link: Tell Mom How Great She Is w/These Gift Ideas - Then tell her to get off her lazy ass and fix you another turkey pot pie.
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    Draygg Male 13-17
    32 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    I approve.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Chicks dig cleaning stuff as gifts, right? =P
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Perfect for Mothers Day and/or her Birthday!
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Thank you to whichever Canadian saw these at Dollarama a little while ago and thought, WTF?

    I no longer feel alone in the world.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    awesome!
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    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Now I no longer need to figure out what I need to give her. Thank you I-A-B!
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    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    ... and the one further to the left, Perfect Proctologist
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    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Aww, and here I was looking for some nice gloves for dad. You discriminate against men!!
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Wow, I read "tell mom how great he/she is"
    Weird.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    My gf would beat my ass
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    lol so weird
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Christmas shopping... DONE!
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    Some women might like these...that that clown car-vagina lady from that 19 Kids and Counting show. I bet she takes pride in being a domestic goddess.
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Trust me, moms like to receive appliances and stuff like that because it makes their lives easier. Try to hand wash your clothes and you`ll love whoever gives you a washing machine.

    But hey, these? They are hideous.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    What do you say when your wife gets hit by a car?

    "How did that car get in the kitchen??"
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    aprilkayyy Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    Seriously. I`d beat my boyfriend a**. Besides, he`s the one that does all the cooking and cleaning.
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    @Ierie
    ...who are you trying to f*ck with? Get your mom something she actually WANTS. If they want appliances, then whatever. For the most part, my mom wants me to do things such as convert her old movies into DVDs, take her out to dinner, and 1 really expensive gift. This year, she`s pitching for a car. If I show up with a toaster, I think she`ll be mad.
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    It`s funny cause I was never raised to believe that the woman does all the housework and cooking. I think that those things should be split equally between both partners and luckily my boyfriend is like that
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    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    @xKiesix

    Maybe your mom just has high standards. I know plenty of moms(including my own) that are pretty drating happy with a mixer. I`d rather have that type of mom instead of a high maintenance bitch with no concern for the economy`s effect on her children.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness
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    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Kiesi

    Keep in mind where she is from (Ierie).

    Things are done differently in S. America than out in the midwest. Could be cultural differences which you have just tried to stomp all over. Things are done differently out there, washing clothes by hand is a beezie and I would be thrilled to have a washing machine.

    Doesn`t hurt to know who it is you`re conversing with so you don`t look like a fool.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    "You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness"

    Whoever says this, I shall murder. Go ahead and say it... I dare you. :P
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    haha, perfect sammich makin gloves
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    "You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness"

    I never really understood that saying. Surely there are more godly things one can do rather than being clean
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:45 am
    @DarkFerret,
    That is possibly the worst attempt at a sexist joke I have ever seen. EVER. Nobody wears gloves to make sandwiches. NOBODY.
    If you were even gonna attempt that, you should have gone in the direction of the gloves being perfect for doing the washing up after you finish the sandwich she made you. Even still.
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    donjobs Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:22 am
    Keep your panties on paddyt07
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36654 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:46 am
    He didn`t mean that kind of sandwich... he meant a "sandwich" ..... you know ..... the other kind.

    guess he has a glove fetish
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:56 am




    "They`re perfect!"
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    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Dexter`s Lab flash back
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Now, now, let`s all be fair here. When your boyfriend gives you these as a gag gift, you should give him a choice.

    Sleep in the yard, the car, or the garage.
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    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Nidonemo lost man points for his posts.
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    PhantasmFork Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    Dude, Dexter`s Lab. Ahhh, nostalgia. And what`s up with all these "feelings" lately?!)-|
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    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 2:07 am
    LOL I want to watch Dexter`s lab now, too youtube AWAY WHOOSH!

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